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This is a story I wrote on sexuality titled "confessions of a randy house boy". Well, I have stopped writing porn but I will appreciate if u acknowledge the author. Thanks.

I got a microsoft surface pro 8, as a gift, got home and it was working but not charging, once light goes off it goes off. I Googled and got some info, basically I had to update it. I bought 4.5 gb to update but it took hours and phcn kept doing what they know best. However it has updated and is working fine, installing more updates, then lemme check the specs. Does any one know the current market price?

Correct guy. I got 1gb

donphilopus:
Madashi o bros!!!!

Avoso, uwa meta da? Ma ini etuno fa

donphilopus:
What's this one saying? Pls behave maturedly pls and quit spewing trash. I've just been accredited after waiting for hours for the card readers to commence operation.

Reporting live from Ward one Unit one in Akoko Edo, Edo, Nigeria.

Below is a pic!!!

Ugbogbo, Igarra. Avudashi?

funkyjms:
I'm happy 'cos of two things

*You retrieved your money from him with no casualty
*He was not expelled

But he shouldn't try this shi!!t for Unilorin ooo
Once your matter enter security unit, dasall!
Stupidly, SDC will allow the school to chop your tuition fee till final year before dem go expel you give you compulsory convocation!
You go even wear gown join, snap photograph sef, whether you smile, bone, cry na your wahala
A week to convocation, you go just see your photo for calender, offence being "gross indiscipline"
**memories** chai! unilorin no try at all!!

So them expel you? Pele, wetin you do?

Something like this happened to me in school too, I gave my roommate 20k to keep for me when I resumed he started telling me bullshit. This was in 2002, 20k was not beans. Well, I got boys to harass him and he eventually paid but I didn't use the money for anything worthwhile, me and the boys drank up the money in 3 days. I suffered that semester sha.
Take it easy on your friend, after all, the money na yahoo money.

Anyone who believes that is a true U. S. INTEL report needs to reformat his head. Check out the grammar and structure. Pure rubbish.

Hehehe, front page please

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Replace Uyo with Ilorin.

Fiends? Or you mean friends? But some friends could be fiends.

M4gunners:
Bros dis girl don suffer for ur hand.

I tire for the guy, the picture don turn to him coat of Arms.

Peugeot

Nice. I agree you should get the numbers of the people who might need assistance later. Like the lady who's shop got burnt.

Carp101:
Moderator, front page please!

What are you grinning about? What is there to grin about?

So you didn't have the sense to remove the names?

You are cooking it the wrong way.

Hmm, candles are very dangerous, I know a lot of people who won't allow them in the house, lots of people have roasted dat way, you have to be very very careful with that stuff. Actually it is the smoke dat causes havoc, suffocating and disorientation. Thank God for you. That your brother or who left the candle on should be thrashed.

Chai! Jesus of Kumasi! Pasted!

Where are d rest?

The Tory too long abeg, haba!

Moderator, the title you have given this topic is misleading, pls change it, you wanna give the guy hypertension?

Well, Herpes is incurable, it a viral disease that stays in the body of the infected host forever, you could have contracted it through MouthAction with an infected person who has an active lesion , well, as time goes on the symptoms will reduce and the virus becomes latent but the symptoms will resurface once in a while with decreasing regularity. You are majorly fu.cked, however it is not life threatening, you should go for the HIV test to know exactly where u stand and stop whining, at least console yourself it is not Ebola. What on Earth has your siblings got to do with this? The only persons u owe explanations are the people you have infected. God knows how many. Anyway, quietly go for the HIV test, just to make sure, it is not as contagious as herpes so probably you are not Positive, but you have to be sure. Moping around the house ain't gonna solve this, be thankful its not worse, hope the kids are not infected, stop kissing dem for now, but how will u tell ur wife to stop kissing dem? Aha! You better come clean and tell your wife what a miserable wretch you are.

Jesus of Kumasi! Call the police ASAP! What?!? Who did this!?! Whhoooooo!!!!!!