₦airaland Forum

There was dis girl I was to marry , we had fixed a date, bought clothes and paid for the reception venue but.....AS! Now what can be worse than that?

Na wao. Hmmm. God help us.

harryem: u nairalanders shld b careful abt wht comes to ur head wen u hear tins lik dis. Also u shld tink b4 u talk. I'm from edo state and d man is a man of honour!!!

which honour? Abeg shut up!

Pls keep the updates flowing. Thanks.

Second haf Neva start?

[quote author=.bbpreye]Will it afect the something of something in the something? If it won't count me out pls![/quote]Chairman of something of something in something association! Una no go kill me with this garrison business today.

proudlyafrican: [b][/b]

I understand where you are coming from and where you are going,if you read my post you will realize that i said i went to her parents to discuss the issue but they just refused to reason with me.Did i just jump to her parents to complain? "No". I talked with her but my talks with her for a change was yielding no positive fruit.I don`t want to go into details,we have had an altercation about her Ex in 2007 where i told her about my displeasure and our separation happened in 2011,so you can see how long i have tolerated her action as an adult that you claim she is.My case is worst than the case of the OP which is just the fact that his wife is talking with her Ex,mine got to the point of she not only talking with her Ex but pinging,chatting on yahoo,receiving calls on skype and to the extent of sending her pics to him on a daily basis.Bro! WTF.

Shuuuooo!!?!! Dat ya wife get mind o. Make baba God no let us marry another man wife.

[quote author=tpia@]you are huffing and puffing over the price of garri and nl frontpage, but you're unconcerned about the tribalistic balderdash that goes on here.


amazing.[/quote]Why on earth should I be worried?

There is a growing association of nairalanders whose only work is to ask how a post affects the price of garri in the market ? Now what on earth does dat idiot.ic. drivel mean? It sounds witty and smart but it is actually a very silly and dumb question to ask. If you have nothing to say then shut the Bleep up!
I have seen that annonying comment on lots of wonderful threads, if you wanna affect the price of gari in d market go to your village and cultivate cassava.
Another rapidly growing association of "howers" are the ones who always ask, "how did this make front-page? "
How? Are you asking me? I am going to hunt em down and post their I.d.s here. Rubbish.

gigz31: How does this affect the Price Of Garri
Association.Keeps growing with members day by day.

my brother

basher: Isn't FB liable in some form. Their platform was used to facilitate this heinous crime, same way internet cafes are used in fraud. Do their disclaimers cover this specific eventuality?

Good grief! I am short of adjectives to qualify the magnitude of idiocy in ur post.

kensandrea: MR MAN THERES NO LAW THAT SAYS SO BUT IF U COME TO TINK OF IT THE DECEASED MUST HAD REVEALED HER DESTINATION TO THE SO CALLED BEST FRIEND OF HERS OR THERE MUST HAVE BEING A DISCUSSION POINTING TO THAT DIRECTION........ HOPE U CAN C SENSE IN WAT I AM SAYING

There is no sense in what you have written. I have looked closely and what I still see is rubbish.

searay: I'll blame GEJ for this, because facebook, twitter,2go, nairaland etc should have been ban in Nigeria in the first place.

How dumb can some people get?

kensandrea: THIS GAL IS ALSO A SUSPECT AND SHULD B ARRESTED COS HER FREND MUST HAV TOLD HER DAT SHE WAS GOING TO LAGOS AND SHE MUST HAD ENCOURAGE THE DECEASED TO PARTAKE IN THE LIFE TAKING MATTER

you are a mugu sir.

chuzyemx: Guess u have problem wit common sense of readin n understandin

[quote author=chuzyemx]Hahahaha

doctokwus: Bliv dis vanguard tale @ur own peril.Is it not d nigerian police dat paraded a social activist in benin as a murderer b4 d sss did a more thorough job& rubbished their tales by moonlight?Let's giv dis lady a bit more sense,its bullshit for anyone 2blv she went to meet strangers in a festac hotel over some boutique clothes,dey den drugged her.As gullible as some nigerian ladies are claimed 2b,just a few wi enta into a hotel room wt guys for strict biz purposes,it usually over tins of d flesh.For d police to also claim dat one of d culprits answered her line is taking all nigerians for fools.I bet if a foreign police were to handle dis case,we may all b shocked to learn d sad truth about dis unfortunate case& get to see d real culprits.But so far I think all dis are hurriedly concocted tales to "get d case over with",d truth is out there& am not expecting it frm d nigerian version of a police force

I agree wit u. She was killed by aliens from Mars den d body was transposed to festac.

mu2sa2: I hv advised people to stop using facebook & other social media to chat with strangers or even long lost acquiantances because u can say wht they up to now. D unfortunate death of this young lady further reinforces my belief that there's nothing to gain from facebook & d other social media. No matter how smart u think u ar there ar rogues out there planning to outsmart u. When i opened a face acct sometime d first message a saw was that somebody frm india was waitin 2 chat wit me. Me? What 4? I abandoned d acct & facebk 4 good. I dont use social media at all & i am better 4 it. Pls educate everybody around u of d dangers of using social media.

so nairaland is anti social media?

SmoothCrim: Nigerians wipe my buttocks when I use the toilet!!

So you can't even wipe ur bloody ars.e by urself?! No wonder you stink.

@smoothcrim, pray sir, how did Ghana "free" Nigeria from whites? You have said it a couple of times and you appear to believe it. Was Nnamdi Azikiwe from kumasi? or perharps Obafemi Awolowo was Ashanti.
Was Ghana not under colonial rule too? Did Kwame Nkrumah who led Ghana to independence not die wretched in exile in Guinea? Well, I don't expect you to know. Stick to your smooth criminal activities and blame it on nigerians since history is not your strong point.

nigeria is definitely going thru hard times, like Ghana did in the eighties, but even as it is now a recovered ghana and chaotic nigeria I don't think you will find many nigerians on the streets of ghana polishing shoes like they did .
Politically in west africa nigeria calls the shots even amidst all the turmoil . When we sneeze cold mus catch chalay.
Military nko? Ghana is much closet to liberia but it was nigeria who finally ended dat war and put Charles taylor in one small town to groove till judgement day. Kumasi or takoradi for no contain charlie o.

sweetcocoa: Bhetu why are you people fighting na?I seriously don't get it.

Someone should fill me in,let me know how to proceed.

its third world war!

OP, look at it from dis angle , you are repairing a customers phone and u see pictures of HIS n aked girl friend who you have a crush on and who has let you kiss her once.
You lovesick wimp careful about how u go about dis, cos if I gave my phone to a repairer and I now see my girls pix floating around or I hear stories am gonna come down heavily on the guy!
For those advicing u to throw her things out tell dem d truth dat she does not live with you.
So cos she kissed u once she became ur girlfriend? Then the guy who got her to strip should be her husband.
Quietly repair the phone and give the owner back and face ur business.
Next time don't go prying into your customers private files. If I were ur boss I would sack u.

Well it all depends. For me it helps my writing and stimulates appetite. However its not wise to over indulge. Marijuana is much better than alcohol or cigarettes or most hard drugs.
Then making love under the influence is bliss!

Kalman: My Own na die.. I don get cold and cather sef because of NEPA. Abeg if there is anyone here who has a brother in PHCN, should tell his brother to off the light for state housing area Calabar, before somtin for their office go spoil... Muhahahahahah

Aha! my very area, Big qua, near PDP, .

gboss4sure: Mehn, My light never went off for like 3 days now. I seems this nnaji guy dey work behind

Where do you stay?

There seems to be a marked improvement in power, I have had steady light for days. Hope it's not a fluke?

I meet my own on top of yam tree.
Rubbish Thread, on front page for that matter.