₦airaland Forum

Badadvisor:
But u wan chop money wey belong to Chelsea people for nairaland lol

Over 20 years I've been a Chelsea fan, nothing wrong in getting a little reward for my support.
It's ok for you to feel. Arsenal are playing in the UCL final. What a great feeling

Badadvisor:
Nothing Chelsea about your nl page

I don't do Chelsea stuff on nairaland.

Badadvisor:
E dey do me like make i do 500k naira give away if gunners win, like 100k to 4 gunners and man u🔴 fans in the building and 100k for one Chelshit fan that's ready to see the light and denounce that useless club today

I be Chelsea fan, register me for the 100k abeg. 3051984152 1st bank

Can you buy quality hardwood charcoal from Kogi State. Pls reply

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Kemetian:
This is the type of cultural influence nations go to war to have - pay billions of dollars to have.

CHINA and INDIA would be looking at this and thinking ''Damn! Wish we had this type of cultural permeation power in the USA." - and yet we have some absolute dunderheads here pushing for the ''break up of Nigeria'', to become little Togos and Sierra Leones - voiceless, inconsequential, zero influence, and easy to bully by foreign powers.

Nonsense.

If you want Nigeria to 'break up', move to another country and break up yourself there.

Oga, you are not in Nigeria. And if you are, that your dream about Nigeria forever must be so sweet and real. I pray a bandit gunshot doesn't wake you up from it.
Whoever you are, stop trying to market the bad fruit that Nigeria is producing. Remember the innocent people who have benefited from the negatives in Nigeria, how painful to loose a loved one or have to part with everything you have worked your life for just to pay ransom for someone dear to you.
The country is at war because, it's only during a war that you see this much display of guns. Almost everyone in Kogi that I can very well speak of, owns a gun! How can!
What about the bombings and the toddler military activities here and there, Any end in sight? The country is so defenceless.
I don't want Nigeria to break, but it is on a path of self destruction. Since almost all the things and factors that are supposed to work together to prevent the extinction of Nigeria can never be put in place quick enough, especially considering the pack of hungry dumbhead thieves in political offices, the country will cease to exist as one NATURALLY. There doesn't have to be an agitation from any tribe or group or ethnicity. When the time comes everyone will agree.

[quote author=GeneralPula post=131282210]Eyah..

Where are the... Even if I die, I die - I will protest crew? [/quote
They have been killed. Shior godo

Godfullsam:
Everyone should brace up for this year's planting season, each house hold should plant something..

Fulani Herdsmen will be the problem.

Solo efforts come to play.

kaysi:
We are getting there

Getting where exactly sir?

Daddyboy21:
We have 20 ton, 30 tons upto 70 tons truck for your haulage and logistics need. We pick up from anywhere in lagos and Ogun state and deliver to any part of Nigeria. Call or watsapp 08111965935 for instant delivery.

We are looking for container trucks that can carry over 500bags of charcoal from Kogi State to Port Harcourt. Pls quote me if you have a way out for us.

We are looking for container trucks that can carry over 500bags of charcoal from Kogi State to Port Harcourt. Pls quote me if you have a way out for us.

I grew up hearing people say Nigeria is the most corrupt country in the world. People are still saying the same thing even now.

MT:
Wacky storyline. Nice visual effect.

Yorubas don't fight like Spartacus in war or in a fight challenge, the ending is so predictable and the story line is so tacky - A bad replica of "the woman king" movie.

Yorubas don't fight wars without consulting ifa, Ogun and other gods for directions. How many wars did Ogunjimi fight in the movie that made him Jagunjagun? War is taken seriously in Yorubaland and always well thought through and prepared for. The movie never reflects this.

The movie presents an invasion under the guise of a war

Femi Adebayo, dressing like a roman king, which I found so alien - should not have acted that part - Chatta or Lalude could have been spot on.

Wars were fought like Romans army with swords, without any consultation with the gods. Yorubas used charms, and other weapons, to fight in their wars but due consultations would be made to the gods.

Yorubas also don't have arenas, like the Romans, where they fight to death. Only Romans do. Local wrestling in Yoruba is for entertainment purposes.

All in all, for me:

Story Line - 20%

Visual Effect - 65%

PR (Hyping of the movie) - 100%

Please note, it is my experience, which I am entitled to. You are free to rate it as 100%.

Anikulapo movie still remains distant number 1

Bùròdá, go and make your own movie and let's see!!

How to commit suicide 101

henrimoto:
...As long as it is hard wood ? Follow drop number

07065912409

What of Kogi State?
Neighbour to both Abuja and Niger

Brendaniel:
The current lack of INEC's independence will favour me and my family....

Looks like Tinubu's gum body with Macron in France angered the EU, maybe he shouldn't have kissed macron's wife, dem just dey vex release report....

Anyway, their vexation go favour me and my family...

If you find your way into a political position, that is all that will matter ; You and your family. So how can Nigeria progress?

savcy:
Not Quite.

Big lie!

Guinness record for the most stoopeed is next.
Nigerians always find themselves in the most awkward situations. Always celebrating mediocrity.

PPRO will not comment on the money extorted from Nigerians on the highways every single day.

chidiokay:
What is interesting about something that is unconstitutional, you people just think you can wake up when you like and dictate to the tribunal what you consider JUSTICE

when Peter Obi won his case then was it televised, @ Osun tribunal Adeleke won was it televised before Justice was served
When it goes una way it is Justice but anything that favors the incumbent can never been deem as Justice

One day in this country, people will have the boldness to defend an armed robber caught in the act.
It's like saying CCTV is not important because shoplifters have been adequately caught before.

Alao046:
The kind beating wey all these ones go collect from APC hand ehh, i just dey laugh in advance.
And na Tinubu go be president when them go do the election. Una see say Dino don stop to dey abuse Asiwaju since he became the candidate of pdp, but Asiwaju go still use pepper hot him yansh for this election.
PDP fit no get reach 30% of total vote cast

I don't understand. Are you suggesting the election could be rigged?

DispatcherLagos:

I pray you will be hired.

But people are really suffering in this country.

Recently I met a guy in my street, I often see him seated in front of his house every morning on my way to work and evenings.... He will wave at me everytime I pass, so one day I stopped and we started talking. I asked him why he always stay there and what he does for a living, he told me he has nothing doing... Though a graduate but no work yet, he is staying with his uncle for now.
I felt for him, at that age he should be doing something better for himself, so I asked him how he can be helped... He just smiled and said, if only I can get small capital to rent that shop there(pointing at a locked shop) I will start charging phones and doing POS.
I was impressed so I told him to make enquiry of the financial cost of starting the business and get back to me. That same evening while going home, I stopped and asked him if he has done that and he told me the whole thing will cost roughly 300k. So the following morning I sent him 500k. However, to make him get serious with the business, I told him he will pay back the 500k within a year and he was very happy.

To cut the story short, within a month of starting the business... I was surprised when he came to my house one Sunday evening with his mom and uncle with so many gifts to thank me for what I did for him. That wasn't all.... He has saved 50k from the business and brought it to part pay for the 500k. I was surprised and overwhelmed with joy seeing the happiness on his face. So I jokingly asked him how much he makes from the business.... And he said on the average 15k per day... And that it's because of the cash constraints... That assuming he has more cash he will be making more money. According to him, the phone charging pays him not less than 5k daily and the rest from POS transactions. I was happy and told him to add the 50k to the cash... And I will let him know when to start paying back ( just to ginger him to work harder).
So brothers and sisters... Let's assist each other whenever we can. I wish I'm in the position to help this op... I could have done my little best

I once begged a relative (immediate cousin) who was really doing well as at the time, for assistance because I was passing through exactly what that guy was passing through. I had done everything I knew I could do on my own. Yet nothing, so I resorted to relying on people.
My bro called me on phone, told Mr he understood everything I had discussed with him. He gave a little sermon where he shared his own experience and what he went through and why I shouldn't give up.
"I will see what I can do, so pls send your account number"
I was overjoyed when I heard him said the above line, so I thanked him and hurriedly sent my bank number.
The next day I saw a bank alert of 3k from him. Immediately, as in, on that spot, my eyes opened.
I just thank God now.

All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us!!!

Naira20:
Nonsense...MC Olueran boys killed Scores of Lagosians and LASG couldn't do anything

Hahaha!!! MC Olueran
Gawdd hafv mesi on horse!!

Don't break my ribs.

What else does Mr Smart wants from Yahaya Bello, after helping him steal someone's senate seat? If Dino eventually becomes governor, then our God proves again that he is all knowing. He knows the end even from the beginning and sometimes just allows the wicked to fool themselves by achieving little inconsequential feats.

KogiPikin:
I see you our national pride.

Sour Looser

And what have I lost?
Dundee United,👅

KogiPikin:
Dem don outsmart Smart. Mumu de complain when church don close already.
ODODO to the world.
Brace yourself smart, it's gonna be a long 8years no doubt. If you're patient and still relevant in that time then you can spend 8yrs out of the 16yrs that will given to the Kogi west people to rule.

Nobody has monopoly of power, fortunately and unfortunately Kogi east will have to wait 24yrs for their turn.

You are an embarrassment!!!

Why is the FG always commenting in favour of Tinubu? They (FG) don't want to hear that APC = FG, but we know what's up.
As for the white people, you wonder why YAHOO YAHOO is so rampant among Nigerians. They white love being fooled.

kelvine:
The post doesn't add up.
CAN should focus on more important issues.
Imagine doing a threat to sue a company for an innocent advert and also trying to get christians to boycott taking the product.
Please peak milk is not a Muslim company.

So wetin concern you?

Adih00000:
Guber race: Rep James Faleke disappointed us with his tribal politicking in Kogi —- Kogi Youth Agenda

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Dead on arrival!!!!!!
Find another story tell abeg.