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well.. let's just say the remaining 0.01% are nigerians living in diaspora..

if you ask a rich man for money, he'd tell you he doesn't have much or give you a chicken change but you will hear he's spending millions on foreign trips..

if an elderly person dies, nigerians can spend millions on his funeral but he won't be taken good care of when alive..

people will complain of being broke, but during festive periods, they will kill every cow, wear every latest designer, drink every alchohol, spend on girls..

question is: are they trying not to flaunt their wealth or it is in our blood to decieve ourselves??

add yours..

lalasticlala

last i heard, his accounts were frozen or suspended or something..

i thought it was only me that felt sorry for him..

maybe he thinks that dancing part is funny.. but it is not..

quite annoying

@OP,
mind if i ask if you are a polytechnic dropout ??
your open-letter lacks composure and prioritisation..

sorry but this cannot even impress lalasticlala nor seun, nevertheless, the number 2 citizen of the federal republic..

no offence meant..

love conquers all bro..
marrige is based on love..

it gladdens my heart to wish you all a merry xmas in advance..
i hope this topic hits fp..
2015 is a great year for me.. i am grateful to God almighty..
here's my xmas card.. please share with your loved ones..
lalasticlala, i have your own special copy ooo.. DM me your address

brave woman i must say.. she defied all barriers and gossip and jests to showcase the star in her.

i guess she had four bottles of orijin before doing this..

lalasticlala
what do you think about this woman??

lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove..

do ur lovers have spiritual impact in ur life..??



from my own experience, there is this girl called yetunde that i met during my university days..

i had 25 carry overs alone that year..
that year, i also won a car lottery from etisalat..

so, i can't say if she's the one doing me or my grandma


ehmm.. far from that,
if xmas celebration go pure for ur side and u dey akure, nor hesitate to beep me ooo

won't be suprised if normal people 'form' a disability just to get in that bus..

no be lagosians??

bunch of opportunists

tiwa is skinosexual.. a rare bodily appearance that makes you develop nivki minaj and baba suwe skin colour simultaneously..

merry xmas fellas..

if u are in akure, DM me make we go flex

lalasticlala..

come and see this ooo

this ur brain must not follow u enter 2016 oo..
bring am to me for prophetic slap-resetting..
that is what you need

awww..

heartbreaking indeed..

the rate at which the devil is snatching young people in this end of the year is alarming...

this year has come with a lot of tragic events..
i hope 2016 would be better... far better..

like if you believe!!

inside jamb hall..
i dey do type b.. she dey do type c
i gave her all my answers and sg he gladly used them..
we are dating now until result comes out..

what triggers love in a lady??
money, mr biggs, all expense paid trip to dubai and no cex at all..

what triggers love in man?
pretty face, good english, cute outfit, ukwu and chelsea..

www.datsall

hmmm..
lalasticlala..


www.nairaland.com/2818117/end-world-child-rapist-unveiled

and me dey beg u since morning to allow my topic hit fp..

wetin viviangist6 get weyn i no get??

quite impressive!!

go and open a beer parlour..


on a serious note, conrinue hustling this way for 4-5 years and you are already a millionaire..

then, you can venture into a booming lucrative business..
now that exchange rate is very high and naira is almost valueless, that 300k nor reach anything..

another word of advice:keep ur location hidden and make sure u dont fall into scam..

dont ask me why

Vision4God:
Probably he has genuinely repented.

what are you high on?? codeine??
someone call me lalasticlala, ishilove, mynd44

happy xmas in advance lalasticlala

source: the independent

there is nothing new under the sun ooo..but this is indeed a mystery..

a zambian musician was pardoned for allegedly raping a 14 year old..
instead of castrating him or sending him to jail for life (even his carcass must be kept in custody), he was only allowed to boom and shine..

he signed a mouthwatering deal to become rape ambassador..

i am sure a million others will follow in his footsteps to get such deals too..

so, young girls and minors are no longer safe..
what a world

ehm lalasticlala, what do you have to say about this??
i hope your younger sis is not in zambia. no offence meant ooo..

if yes, ur sister is not safe!!

that is favour in disguise..

see food ooo.. this snake can last the soldiers for 5days at least..

before you crucify me, ask dasuki if him never spend the money ($2B) meant for the welfare of this gallant soldiers finish..

it can happen if dasuki return their $2B..

most assuringly, the driver of that bus is cooling his heels in barrack cell after much brain-reset..

ff'ing

go get a life..
very sure they are still feeding you..
na hair u wan dey discuss this early morning..
i only got on your thread to give you a piece of advice..
photocopier job dey for ground

na the pastor get balded hair.. on the right..
end time desperados

hmmm... so romantic

before i clicked on the topic, part of me knew the police woman wouldn't have been one big yeye old fool..

like if you think Mr nice guy is crushing on the policewoman..

share if you expect another topic in a matter of months 'remember the police woman and the hamper guy, they are getting married'

BTW, i love women in uniforms..

he took #20 to iya sewele to buy fireworks.
iya sewele gave him bomb instead..
end time banger..

this one na ghollywood movie ooo..


its suppose to be a quickie na.. why the guy put off all him cloth??

some guys sha.. dem no get sex orientation..

they could have enjoyed themselves without raising alarm..

just pull her skirt up, swerve her G string to one side, unzip ur trouser.. bring out ur ding dong and insert your ebuka in her chichi

www. thatsall