₦airaland Forum

VickyRotex:
You sure sey that insect never bite you so?

you can ask me again..

rotex or rolex..


you must be made in taiwan!!

OP.. you can lie sha..

just say it is you and not your friend..

we no go kill you.. it would just help us in helping you..

i dont know what to call this one sef.. it is irritating one kind sha..



what is the world turning to?? i am very sure that sooner or later, oyinbo people will say cockroach and housefly that are my buddies are now transmitting deadly virus..

prevention is better than cure..

somebody tell lalasticlala to tell seun that mynd44 might be interested in this because of ishilove because i am speechless3..


cc fraih.. my NL darling

i dey your back..

sha no go PDP ooo...

because e no go reach ur turn till u are

cruzita:
na you dem go ban back to back for calling that name unnecessarily

vgly thing..


*spits*

cruzita:
yes because the blood that comes out will continue smelling in your dick and she will be attracted to the smell of her blood no matter where she is

seun.. this is another meat ooo..please ban her already..


what nonsense!!! dikkkk ke??

they want to be sure if you are still a perv

we are talking about a million dollar business idea here..
na only lalasticlala fit help her sha...

wonders shall never end ooo..

my friend's mom bought her an iphone 6 worth 130k.. latest model oooo..


but the poor girl wants to start a business she is passionate about but her mom doesn't want to get involved..

isn't this silly..??
please, is the mother just selfish or she doesn't want her daughter to progress in life??


the girl in question is getting lean from excessive thoughts.. what should she do.. i have tried talking to her but it is not even working.
she has been indoor for 4 days now..


cc lalasticlala

man must chop..

i salute his courage and brevity... it is what is needed to make ends meet in this difficult economic downtimes jona and bullari has put us in..

press like if you agree that impersonating is better than scamming.. press share if you think scamming is better than stealing..













in other news, the thunder that will fire NYSC for postponing NYSC deployment from march 2 to march 30 is doing press up..
i swear, march 30 looks like a year away...


fed up of doing the same routine each passing day..


i am grateful for the gift of life sha

after getting you in the family way, you are still reffering to him as your boyfiend??


my sister.. you need deliverance..




sha call me for the wedding.. i go show up!!

with everywhere covered in nigerian emblem.. i guess he's trying to buy naija to strengthen naira..


that moving carton is meant to be pedalled like a bicycle..

if it is not keke napep.. then, it is keke endtime

alfonso36:
Na lie abeg, stop selling nonsense to us, we don wise

if only u can believe... ur $1 can turn to #1

toyota camry (muscle) is my dream car..


could have gone for EOD but it spreads her legs (tyres) quickly..

check my signature

it is only a futarian that can post this!!

what is he posting at this time..

SMH for you ooo

bloodred:
Comments like this remind me why I come to nairaland. I've been laughing like a lunatic..

i feel honoured to have made you LOL'ed..

you can kindly give back to my ministry by getting me a job in PH..

any lucrative job for a grad engineer..

rheether:
Am sorry i called you poor.

awwww!!! the poor girl apologised at last..

go modify your post so as to truely show how sorry you are..

nairaland" the home of eko kiko

don't be worried my dear..


lalasticlala's neighbour used that kind of blender too..
we overheard him scream 666 from his sleep and that was how he left planet earth..

i don't know if he went to heaven or hell sha.. but we buried him with his blender..


the evil blender... watch out.. new nollywood movie

i aspire to be a pasto-preneur..

so help me God!!

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jaymejate:
Guy, you don tok am finish. But barca and Chelsea no de freak me. Just be intelligent and submissive, lobatan!

drop your number make crystallss contact you.. she has those qualities already..

besides, if u dey lagos.. e don finish

lolssss

@OP


what makes you think christianity is the way??

what makes you think islam is not??

we are brought up with beliefs that was passed on to our fathers and their fathers..


OP would have been a sango worshipper if he's from a sango lineage...

in a way, your write-up depicts tribalism and stigmatisation..

one is not sure what the right way is unless jesus christ or mohammed themselves show up..

just make friends, show love, take time to cherish people irrespective of their religion or belief
God just have mercy!!


in other news, i have a middle-aged woman who is ready to relocate to abuja, lagos or PH so far there is accomodation. she helps to babysit, take care of old people and she goes on errands..

she has a police affidavit.. so, you need not be afraid of kidnapping and other crimes..


for more enquiries.. quote me

Crystallss:
We have not had sex yet. We are waiting till marriage. That was the first thing his dad asked me when he introduced me to him 4 years ago. You are right about him inheriting the church. My mum told me that was bound to happen sooner or later since he is the only child left in this country and that could be the reason why he wants us to live there. He said he can let me go for a short course abroad as part of continuing education since im a nurse but he wont let me live there. My initial plan was to travel out to work and while i do that i can get to the peak of my career by getting my doctor of Nursing practice degree then come back to nigeria to start my private practice. I was estimatimg 5 to 7 years abroad within which we can have our children too and he agreed to this plan until recently when he changed everything.

babe.. something is fishy!!

call that relationship quit ASAP!!

BTW.. it is no longer a relatiinship.. it is a "one-man show"..


if you are not bold enough to work out or too emotional to understand your happiness is at stake here.. just drop a note and move ahead overnight..


no matter how ugly you are.. there is one man out there good for you.. and as long as u have "barca and chelsea", u go find suitor..


and u are a nurse.. ur good command of english makes me conclude beyond reasonable doubt that u are beautiful..


dump that guy.. or him papa and himself go finish you..



lalasticlala fit help you

.

dear crystallss,

he is not right for you..
if a man cannot allow you chase your dream as long as you can keep your home in one piece, then, don't let marriage tie you down with him..

you must love him this much because he deflowered you (i guess).. but u are 23, very young..

dump his sorry ass and move on.. other guys are in waiting.. we are now in a world where no one cares if you are a virgin or not.. so, hakuna matata..


let his family members call u names.. they are not God.. as long as your own family are ready to act in line with your own dreams..

i am quire sure that soon enough, after youarry him, he's going to force you to become a full housewife.. and even a pastor's wife coz he's gon inherit that church after his dad's demise..


i'd recommend you watch this movie " act like a lady, think like a man".. by steve harvey or get the book..

that should help u in making ur decision..


you dont wanna spend the next 50 years of your life in regrets!!


need more help??

quote me

OPEN LETTER FROM A CONCERNED PARENT



nigerian celebrities and their 'washing dirty-linen in public' syndrome- "unnigerianly" - TEMITOPE STEVE







from 9ice and ruggedman to davido and his babymama drama to psquare and jude to olamide and don jazzy et al..


Dear celebrities, please stop your 'craze'..

I am writing this piece from as far as my memories could avail me.. the moral ethics our immediate society has to offer this generation and the ones yet unborn are proving to be on a huge decline in terms of the culture and belief on which our fatherland was proudly built.

we may seemingly have to begin to look up to ourselves simply because, our leaders are failing us- politicians, religious leaders, institutional leaders, and now, celebrities, with whom our lost hope is minimally attached, seems to be gaining a huge presence in the long, rich list of irresponsibles.

I am outrightly pained by the insensitive acts they have adopted probably from the whites who invented these social ways of life- a norm, if not arrested ASAP might become a national embarrasment and a monumental craze.

As an adult, I am fed up of picking up dailies with 3-4 pages dedicated to celebrity beefs; i am tired of having to catch up with frustrating topics on blogs and forums basically about their deep-lying secrets proudly revealed by one another in a bid to soiling each other's reputation and losing people's respect and ultimately, their fan base. As if their choice of vulgar and explicit words and rythms, their dreaded and naked outfits and their smoking and drinking issues which a regular kid would want to adopt and emulate because of their vulnerabilties to wild contents easily captured by their minds are not enough already to make up an immoral 'unafrican-like' society. Truth is 'i don't care and no one does', besides, we all have secrets.

Charity begins from home and extends into our immediate environment which is why our young ones and minors are quick to adopt even the tinest of details the 'street' has to teach them. they are vulnerable to moral acts and immoralities which springs up from their surroundings and this undoubtedly, aids or mar their moral development.

while i take some quality time to rebuff celebrity feuds and internet drama whenever i come accross them, my kids and a million others take pleasure in deriving positives from them which can only harm their moral upbringing and mindset rather than offer them any good.

obviously, they (celebrities) think their childish attitudes are fascinating and can only get interesting by fueling their rifts and protuding classic details which are only meant to be a two-man affair, however, unfortunately, their attempts to make it a public affair becomes laughable and shameful..

as a parent blessed with infants, aiming to bring them up rightly, i earnestly bemoan the ever increasing and derailing societal ethics and our home grown celebrities are not willing to stop these acts anytime soon.

as a matter of fact, we may have to force the hands of the law into bringing this nefarious acts into check if that is the only option left because I, alongside future-oriented Nigerian parents will fight abruptly to end this craze as I will do everything humanly possible to protect the minds of my young ones from what they see and what they hear to ensure they grow into responsible adults.

I am simply urging celebrities to join in the mission of channelling moral causes into the minds of infants, minors and teenagers by setting up a good and formidable example because, it is the only thing we ask in return of 'helping you achieve your dream' and it is the only way we are most assured of a better future from a strong foundation.

God bless Nigeria
God bless africa
#SayNoToImmoralities

next olajumoke


abi lalasticlala??!

fuji house of gyration every sundays..

i like am die that year..
dunno if it still exists

the way i spoked english just making girls fall for me..


i yam seshy!!!









in other words.. the way i splash my money extravagantly makes girls keep coming for more..


well, my looks are a perfect combination of obasanjo and oshiomole's ..

but who cares??

since money dey

mastelbiz:
This is a very interesting topic, I also had struggles with this. At first we are stumble on it and it seems like the right and fun thing to do. After a while we discover that we can not stop it, even in marriage and it begins to become a source of concern. I want to point out some points here that can help us recover from this habit. 1) Look into your heart and ask yourself what does this act feed on? Anger, Rejection, Sexy music videos, adult magazines, movies and porn. 2) Watching these things (Porn) does it make you feel strong, in control, relaxed, powerful, confident etc. 3) After the act how does it make you feel? 4) What triggers this feelings? Learn to understand how this thing starts, if you understand the brain, it will look for a similar experience and play out what the outcome should be based on your life experiences, That is why you see a waist and the brain will tell you sexy, lets watch a movie and then masturbate. The last part is the condemnation, we as Christians need to renew our minds from the works of the flesh. Your spirit is born again but you need to work to get your body or flesh to conform with the born again spirit. Even when you fail, do not feel condemned but keep believing that God will perfect your life. Remember as Christians we are righteous based on what Christ did on the cross and not our self effort. No one has died because they refused to masturbate, so if you resist the triggers and distract yourself by stepping out of that situation, you will be fine. Do not give up, girlfriend or marriage will not stop it, only God can, as long as you continue to walk with Him with a honest heart.

please stop dragging GOd into tbis filthy act... just admit your guilt and move on..

God cannot come down and cut your hand off from doing it neither can he stop your penls from erecting...


just give another solution