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ladycomfort:
.please Can one choose states preferred before going for finger prints in designated cafe.

dear ma.. it is advisable you do everything once...

it's a one page registration portal.. that shouldn't take your time..


ask a proffesional cafe attendant to do it while you watch to avoid stories that touch

na glo 4g network buy this plot of land gimme..

ok..make i use am judiciously..


i can't wait to register for NYSC on monday 12am..
my eye must not see sleep..

my lappy dey fully charged..
i don go rent finger print scanner..


i no want make dem put me for north..

whatever it takes.. i will give it to it..

God sef dey my back kampe..




which one make i choose oooo..

cross river
akwa ibom
benue?
abuja??
lagos??
portharcourt?

wish i could split my body into 6..
make i go serve simultaneously......



i wan to use the next one year to travel around nigeria..


7 states visited..

29 to go..


so help me God

#2 guy that passed out though...

kikikikikiki.


best caption for it: when bae asks for another round after 12 already...

he be like ' kuku kill me'

this isn't really spectacular..

na something else me dey look oooo..
she dey endowed small.

like if that is what you are looking at too..

a nairalander shared this..
i cannot help financially but maybe selling my plot of land to him can...

Please nairalanders, with tears in my eyes i need ur help financially to help my mum and my 4 younger sisters who are about to be thrown out of the house due to the fact that our house rent has expired. My uncle that was always helpin us with 85% of the rent money is paralysed in the hospital for months now. My mum is a caterer and she earns just 20k to feed 5 people in the house. The small money she saves is for my school needs since am about to write jamb this year which is not even upto N20,000 in her account. Our hope was on my late dad's pension money. But we haven't gotten anything from PENCOM. They told us we were going to recieve alert last year..but till now we haven't heard from them. Itz very serious now, the landlord has threaten to kick us out of the 2 rooms he gave us. Please i beg good hearts to help us. The house rent for a year is N94,000. I'm just ashame of seeing my mum beg people for money everyday. I can't stand the shame and i can't tell her to stop either. Please i beg u, please, please cover our unclothedness. We have suffered enough. God bless your kind heart(s) Amen. We live in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. I will drop my number if necessary

cc Godzlove8


please help a bro..
he's human just like we are..

would be disastrous if his sisters ends up as sluts to make ends meet..

when you attend law school..

you should also smell prison too so you can now how it feels

those does not applier to me..
when i yam not from osogbo..
i am from ibadan. for the recorder

it can only happen in uganda..

this is great injustice ..
as long as he poses no security threat, i wonder how on earth people mercilessly deal with people who voted them into power..

this is callous and barbaric..

no democratic constitution would forbid a citizen to overtake a politician..

if buhari try am with me ehn... na court straight.. except say justice no dey again

nothing weyn we no go hear..
GEJ sef no wear shoe..
the fact that there were no cameras during his time made it a fabricated lie..
OBJ go jail.. mandela do prison etc
the only lesson i see here is..
keep the right connection... broaden your network

ladyF nor know anything..

i can bet you are from bere in ibadan like lalasticlala..


if you won't mind, make i introduve you to blackberrybabes make u sef port to posh VIP life like seun..


cutehector.. u better no allow ladyF come ur church..
i don warn you ooo

Fraih:
ADREN!!!

yaaaayyy!!

she don catch me today..

**walks out of thread**

fraih, where have you been all this while??

we can both make level 2 a dream come true.. you know??


kneels with 25 karat stainless steel ring in hand


will you.....

you know what to do and you are still asking lalasticlala...

dear OP.. i beg you in the name of sango..
just gerrrrrraaaaarrrriiAa

a nairalander shared this..
i cannot help financially but maybe selling my plot of land to him can...



Please nairalanders, with tears in my eyes i need ur help financially to help my mum and my 4 younger sisters who are about to be thrown out of the house due to the fact that our house rent has expired. My uncle that was always helpin us with 85% of the rent money is paralysed in the hospital for months now. My mum is a caterer and she earns just 20k to feed 5 people in the house. The small money she saves is for my school needs since am about to write jamb this year which is not even upto N20,000 in her account. Our hope was on my late dad's pension money. But we haven't gotten anything from PENCOM. They told us we were going to recieve alert last year..but till now we haven't heard from them. Itz very serious now, the landlord has threaten to kick us out of the 2 rooms he gave us. Please i beg good hearts to help us. The house rent for a year is N94,000. I'm just ashame of seeing my mum beg people for money everyday. I can't stand the shame and i can't tell her to stop either. Please i beg u, please, please cover our unclothedness. We have suffered enough. God bless your kind heart(s) Amen. We live in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. I will drop my number if necessary
cc Godzlove8
please help a bro..
he's human just like we are..
would be disastrous if his sisters ends up as sluts to make ends meet..

my pastor said he will use valentine's day which is a sunday to call out couples and those in relationship.. everyone will present their expensive gift to their partners in church..

oppression sef con dey church now..i no get partner, even if i am willing to borrow money to buy her a car..

i will just lock myself inside toilet and be watching tOm and jerry

a nairalander shared this..
i cannot help financially but maybe selling my plot of land to him can...
Please nairalanders, with tears in my eyes i need ur help financially to help my mum and my 4 younger sisters who are about to be thrown out of the house due to the fact that our house rent has expired. My uncle that was always helpin us with 85% of the rent money is paralysed in the hospital for months now. My mum is a caterer and she earns just 20k to feed 5 people in the house. The small money she saves is for my school needs since am about to write jamb this year which is not even upto N20,000 in her account. Our hope was on my late dad's pension money. But we haven't gotten anything from PENCOM. They told us we were going to recieve alert last year..but till now we haven't heard from them. Itz very serious now, the landlord has threaten to kick us out of the 2 rooms he gave us. Please i beg good hearts to help us. The house rent for a year is N94,000. I'm just ashame of seeing my mum beg people for money everyday. I can't stand the shame and i can't tell her to stop either. Please i beg u, please, please cover our unclothedness. We have suffered enough. God bless your kind heart(s) Amen. We live in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. I will drop my number if necessary
cc Godzlove8
please help a bro..
he's human just like we are..
would be disastrous if his sisters ends up as sluts to make ends meet..

The world is rapidly evolving and so are the inhabitants thereof.. it is no mere gainsaying that kids of nowadays develop and grow rapidly into adults and most times we wonder how time flies..
However, unlike their foreign counterparts, most nigerian parents are reluctant to teach and orientate their kids on driving lessons.
Driving is a skill which if acquired, is improved upon over time before the driver can become an expert at it..
So dear nigerian parents who can afford a car, highlighted below are reasons why you should teach your kids to drive before they reach full puberty.

1. freedom of expression: nigerian parents' head swell when their young ones make them proud but only little of them gives room to aid their kid's expression and courage.
imagine a 22 year old asking NLders how to toast a fine girl in his street wtf!!!
please, driving lessons can boost your child's morale and physical skills because kids are naturally born to be eager to learn new things..

2. emergency cases: i once heard a story of a woman who wanted to give birth.. her cell phone was down, her husband was away from the country, it was just she, 4 cars in her garage and a 12 year old who couldn't drive.. unfortunately, she died..
i heard another story too of a man who, while driving to his hometown with his 9 year old kid got an heart attack, it was that boy who bravely drove his dad to the hospital and saved his life ( it is no mere fiction, i saw it on a national daily)..
now, what does the two stories above preach to you??

3. sweet sixteen: in UK, when you are about to clock sixteen, excitements fill your heart because you are either gon get your own car or you are gon have full access to your parents'..
reverse is the case here and it is quite unfortunate.. even if you can't afford to buy your kids one on their birthday or you do not have one of your own, take them for driving lessons and obtain driver's license for them 'with faith'.. trust me, it is the best present for a sixteen year old..

4. sheer embarrasment: in this age, it is now more embarrasment for a teenager who can't drive than for a fully grown woman who can't cook ordinary soup..
yes..it is true
she can cover up her mess by buying food outside or employing others to, but you can't hide the fact that you can't drive..
infact, it makes you lazy and awkward..

5. job opportunities: evidently speaking, some firms require those with driving lessons.. driving is a whole skill on its own..

My dad's boss wanted to send me a message when i was 15 year old..he asked, could you drive?? i answered no.. he was just shaking his head in pity for me.. then, he asked his 13 year old girl to drive me to get the assignment done..
i had regrets from that trip, i am sure i'd have been paid a lot of money if i had acquired driving skills earlier..


Nairalanders, abeg come and share your driving meme and awkward experiences..

What age did you learn to drive??

Ever been embarrased by your lack of driving abilities?? please share


temitope steve reporting

adoption of eritrean policies in nigeria..

now, i don't need to go very far before i....

another visit yet again to mortgage our future and the next generations for their fat pocket..

Toks2008:
Your last paragraph is suggestive of a misplaced priority.

better educative topics dey to push to fp na.. besides, you just an OP
ain't hating on you nor your topic..



ain't sure if you can say that to my face when you see me one-on-one
**smiles**

mods weyn push this to FP don misplace him priority..





in other news..
happy birthday to senator abio.. feferal university of technology, akure..

i cant wait to register for NYSC next week monday by 12:01am..


i want to GEt calabar by God's grace..
i hEar say calabar and benue is the synonym of eritrea

am i the only one in this?? i like that babe.. she go strong for bed well well..
calcium helps to enrich our bones and she's getting it in abundance..
like if you agree.. share if you do not..
lalasticlala join in..

[quote author=peculyachi post=42401105][/quote]fine geh.. you could have dropped your sermon of wisdom without quoting me na..

@OP..
my advice is too valuable for these two..
lemme keep it..


however, i won't hesitate to recommend them to a 'reset your brain with slaps' physician if needs be..
infact, that is the only solution to their probs...

in other news, is buhari still in nigeria?? i need to deliver these two ripe mangoes to him in person

Monalisa185:
i know he would eventually thank me... so I'm doing it in advance

youths of this generation are a big joke..
imagine wetim he dey find advice for??


lalasticlala, come and help his career and push this to fp..

monalisa185.. learn from this ooo..
dont phuck my younger brother when i put you in my house ooo.

i go shooot you, hang him and go and drink two bottles of orijin to mark una death anniversary..

kikikikikikikikikiki..

i promise to spoil you with cex.. so you wont have to cheat on me

Another feminist..

dear LAWMA..here's a full bag of trash

Monalisa185:
okay, continue sleeping with your brother's wife till she wants it to stop...

you welcome

he yaf not say thank you for your golden piece of advice

he deflowered you??

i am sure..

he's gotten what he badly wanted..he's moved on.. you too, move on!!

at firsr, i took your sermon for granted not until i scrolled down and saw the tear-filled swollen red eyes...
deeply sorry.. something better is coming your way

INTROVERT:
sad..... RIP



Can my southwestern friends give me a translation of the name "muritador"

i doubt if just any south-westerner understands that..

you should be asking for help from conc alfas and alhajis in the building..

RIP to the dead..

na wrong work him dey do..
carpenter when you already know the consequences??
why not be a typist.. his hand can multi-task already

ondo state is proud of you boy..

just manage the 500k and the laptop..
if you were a beauty contest winner, i know you'd be the proud owner of a car, millions of naira and trips around the world..

education is a joke in nigeria now..