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I am even glad he didn't come..

Hold up in lagos is unbearable.. Coming down to lag would even make it more of an hell..

But wait ooo.. I heard APC now has factions..
Tinubu faction and buhari faction..
Osun and lagos belongs to tinubu faction while ogun and edo belongs to buhari faction..


#DeepSighs

Sorry to pokenose..

This is more of an advert than a problem..

Yours,
Mr solutioneer..

I won't be suprised if some of my people still believe in this..

To do this isn't impossible in all entirety.. As a matter of fact, switzerland pays over half of its citizen about 10,000 pounds monthly just to reduce poverty..

However, there are two major problems;
1. when?? My instincts tells me that they are going to kickstart this programme and the "feed all pupils" project 2 months to the end of their tenure..

2. How?? 5k multiplied by about 100 million nigerians in 3 remaining years.. Who is kidding who?? And if this is done, before it gets down into the hands of the masses who needs them, the money who have been bisected and handicapped by different top government officials.. So, you may only get #700 out of the disbursed 5k.. And who dare complains, since it is free money..

At least, half bread is better than undone buns..

My people, we can only rise to this challenge and scam by our politicians.. Forget the name APC or PDP.. They occupy both by cross-carpeting every time..

We should start scrutinising candidates we choose to represent and lead us..

They are not Doing us a favour.. We are only giving them a priviledge and opportunity..

I am not suprised..



This is what you get from a senator who bought your vote with five cups of rice and one rabbit lap..

I am crossing my fingers and looking forward to seeing if those in his constituency will vote him in for a second term..

Dummies everywhere!!

Another stomach infrastucture pension fund for some 10% of the entire population if that fund is finally released unto us..

Dear Amaechi, if you find a way to harness and access that $166bn, please and please, share it among 170 million poor Nigerians.. And not among those who are already wealthy..


In other news, I have a honda bullet 1998 model for sale (very good condition) in akure,ondo state.. Please quote me me if you are interested for more info and enquiries..

Note: the car is legit and not a scam.. So, scammers stay off.. Interested and real buyers only.. Test drive before payment...

Strike weyn no pull crowd.. Na holiday for me ooo.. I dey my crib dey watch JUMONG..


Abeg, who sabi when NYSC go call stream 2??

BushidoBlue:
Statement for the year.

I receive the award with all humility and pride.. However, I'm disheartened because this wouldn't get to higher authorities..

Buhari especially who needs to see to nigerian's plight..


Dude is not doing us a favour.. We only gave him an opportunity to prove himself.. But ehmmm..

She looks like linda ikeji..




Forbes nor know wetin remain again.. Senseless people..

it's "forbes africa".. All of them at forbes are rascists!!


Bitter truth

Is kaduna governed by an APC candidate??


If yes.. This news doesn't suprise me..


They have bankrupted osun, shut down oyo, demoralised lagos and even, the country itself needs a hard-reset..


Everything, everywhere is wrong!!

No one is even talking about olajumoke again.. She don go be that abi





Any poo makes fp now..


But I had to rush on to book my flight..


Please vote for me.. As secretary general of Space bookers association of nairaland (Nairaland)..

Here's my 5 point agenda..

*i will reduce fuel to #10/ post
*i will give all the girls on NL free wifi to surf nairaland
*i will ban whoever bans you
*i will unseat and challenge seun osewa..
*i will slap tonto decay, snake, olajumoke out of lalasticlala's sense

See what buhari caused yet again..

That linda sef ehn..

If to say she dey use her talent write against bad guys like shekau (boko haram kingin) and buhari (pharoah of nigerian's isrealites), we for give am respect..

I still blame buhari for this.. Only a magg*t would blame GEJ

seguno2:
How do you know she is not on scholarship?
Do you think oyinbos do not value education like we black people ni?
Or you think they are stingy and can't contribute their small small change to give scholarships to needy students?
Please note that the oyinbo schools founded mostly by religious people nor be like the ones we have in our country. In Nigeria, they collect tithe, offering, vow, seed from everyone to buy jets and live luxury vanity instead of regularly giving scholarships.
No wonder oyinbo be our seniors for life.
Below is the link for financial AID to needy students in Harvard


https://college.harvard.edu/financial-aid/how-aid-works/cost-attendance

I was gon give you a "how e take consine you" reply but then, that link you posted saved your assss..

Go and sin no more son!!

joshuaidibia:
i undastand wat u are trying to explain,but it is difficultING u.

Kikikikiki!!!


You must be high on borno wet weed

RIP sai baba

I can bet with buhari's next trip that this girl is the daughter of one of Nigeria's minister..



No pun intended but I begin to wonder how her parents are gon sponsor her education..

Mind you, she's not on scholarship and those schools cost a fortune..

Before you bash me, reason am twice if your parents can afford to send you to havard.. $40k per academic session..


Even buhari had to sell his house.. (Though I don't believe it until I see pictures)..


She don cast her parents.. EFCC go begin find them now.. Happy for her though..

My kind of future wife..

It is actually funny but it calls for our attention..

Lagos is water-locked which naturally should be a cool environment..

This excessive heat can only mean one thing- global warming is on the rise..

Only if lagosians can start planting trees right now..

AC and fans can't help this situations..
To make matters worse, fuel don cost and e dey scarce.. NEPA sef dey stingy with their light..

makes me remember "colombiana" - the movie..


Tope aluwhatever is dumb to think fayose has forgiven and forgotten the messy dramas..


He should better fly his fam and loved ones away from fayose's reach..






Today is chief (Mrs) F.M Oladeru's birthday.. And she's the best grandma in the world..

She's 79 today.. Please, I only need 79 likes for her.. Oya NLders

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This topic no even pull crowd!!




I just book space for nothing.. Who can believe this is on frontpage Since morning and na only 30 comments..


Shows nairalanders hate anything that has to do with courtcase..



Wetin afe babalola say happen ooo??

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It is no mere gainsaying that endtime is here.. We are now in a world and a society where immorality and vain acts are condoned..

Dear NLders, how do you practically wade off immoral acts and remain deep rooted in faith??

My church used to teach me to "close my eyes and run away" but it doesn't really work..

For instance, I see a girl with really good assets displaying them with pride and sense of lust, and then, getting into her pants occupies my church mind..

Your wailing and ranting doesn't stop adventurer buhari from touring the world again after his arrival from DC washington.. This time around to niger republic to commemorate with the president elect on his victory and apologise for coming late..


Lemme go and iron baba's agbada meant for the trip..


Mind you, sai baba is not using Nigeria's tax payer's money to travel around the world, he's expending proceeds from subsidy removal to do that... He's the wisest president nigeria's ever heard..


I can tell you all this affirmatively because I'm an anonymous source living in presidential villa..

Yes.. They truly paid him a visit..





And the last time they came, they gave him food, two crates of beer and a "enjoy your time in kuje prison as a VIP" look..

See ehn, naija pastors understands that nigerians just need "one small scope" to brainwash them..


The pastor knew if he based his theme on esther in the bible whose story is a grass to grace phenomenon, nobody would attend..

If he used daniel and joshua as an epitome of knowledge, biblical characters who were sound and educated and better than their mates, no nigerian student will branch his church..


So, pastors will rather "creatively" device a means to replace esther with olajumoke and daniel with ayodele dada.. Just to "pull crowd" which will in turn " boost" tithe and offering..



Have you read www.topewonder..com today?

Seun left his parents' house for the street at age 16.. Now he's a rich bobo..

Lalasticlala was forced out of his parents' house at age 30'something.. He didn't really wanted to leave but they had to evict him..

That's why he's scared of snakes, loves tonto decay and wishes for olajumoke to be his wife..


So OP, Seen the difference??

Username: lalasticlala

Password: snake


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