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muhakeem:
am sure u will disagree with me now that u are promoting immorality.... do u know how many people u have made to visit this site today plus including me

you might be lucky to find your crush's leaked sex vid on naijauncut..


just keep off it after today

Nikita1:
All I have to say is that fvck u about what u said about Ondo girls. Do more research, ggrin come and hear dis boy ke

i would like to fvck you too..

looks like you are an ondo girl..
and i am not a boy¡¡

let me say it this way- ondo girls are the seciest thing in nigeria after calabar babes..

and this one that i am fvcking right now.. i am fvcking her 24/7.. infact, she starts to complsin if i dont..


if you need some dikkk too.. just be a woman and tell me.. i'd show you

stonemasonn:
Sure way to heart attack

got me wondering too..
nescafe will make ur eyes shut out without sleeping.. masturbation will help u to sleep faster and like a baby..
so..if u took nescafe, masturbate if u want to sleep..

so.. nescafe cant help bro..
or..please, shed more light on nescafe

marshborn:
Wetin bring jesus enter this matter now? We Africans are hypocrites, na we go church pass yet na we corrupt pass.

lolssss...

tunnyl:
Yes!. It releases dopamine just like those hard drugs and messes your brain up. The reason people get tired is because the ejaculate very fast the first time because of the strength of the urge. If you can delay the first release for like 10minutes, the urge will reduce, and you won't feel tired. Gradually, you will go from everyday to every week then every two weeks then onces in a month.

thanks baba..

cc marshborn

Nche95:
ashi? that one dey.. about me having babe. my longest relationship lasted 5 days...

i no want ashi oooo . .
i get more than enough ashi at my disposal already...
na clean babe i want..

dhtml18:
With olosho: - you have to pay for extra rounds - you can even get STDs like HIV if you are not careful enough
None of this with vaseline
#team vaseline treasurer

haba¡¡¡ u gotta stop..
just imagine how you'd feel if ur dad catches you...

marshborn:
How does it ruin and kill people? Rubbish! Please do whatever you want. Africans and over religiousness, yet we are the most corrupt.

boss.. i no holy ooo.. infact, i get control tommorow night even after val own..

trust me.. it isnt good for one..


it reduces your sexual prowess, your sperm count and constitutes to inability to father a child..

i once heard of a guywho commited suicide in his room after his mom caught him jerking off..

so.. u would agree with me that it kills and it ruins..

joey150:
I like maself..if i wan stop i go just stop.
If i wan start i go just start.
No strings attached i dont see starting or stopping as a big deal

so i thought until it got really worse that i can do that shiiiii 5 times in a day..


masturbation has a way of looking like codeine.. i will just feel weak and could sleep all day..


please stop.. for the sake of ur kids

kobonaire:
According to the OP ..... One "solution" to masturbatiön is to fück Ashawöo If anything, the later exposes you to diseases!!!

ah¡¡¡ abeg, no misquote me ooo..
if u no get bsbe or u don try the other methods.. then u can try an olosho..
olosho sef comes with lots of risk..
STD, magun, curses etc

chopido:
this topic is a very important topic because I know what it feels like to be in this bondage that evil urge to satisfy ur self sexually.I have been there before. Initially I thought there was no going back from it for me. But early this eayr after 10 days of fasting and praying session organized by my church i find myself free from it that urge no longer comes and I desist from things that may lead me to it
I took my prayer life seriously and read my bible everyday and I am getting to two months without that urge to masturbate. Me before na three times in a day for seven days. I thank God am no longer that man anymore. If u want to be free u must first of all come to terms with ur self. Tell ur self the truth that this is bondage and to be free from it u need to fight hard. God is there to help u as long as u are willing to say I am no longer that person. I will be writing on the steps in my book Freedom from Addiction. A step to freedom

thanks for sharing your experience..

Nche95:
i no too get morale to approach them babes.. na when i come enter sch, na em i come put interest for babe matter.

you don get babe now¿¿

you don stop¿¿


i even dey plan to come to anambra.. u fit give me babe to pass the night with¿¿

tunnyl:
Mehn DAT uncompleted building stuff is hilarious well, Nowadays it is hard to avoid porn, because soft porn is everywhere especially the music channels.

If you are very observant, you will notice that while watching music videos with half unclad girls your sexual energy will start to rise, ( No! Not your private part). If you continue to watch them throughout the day, the energy starts to pile up, and becomes so strong that even after you stopped watching the soft porn, you will need huge determination/ will power to resist masturbation. So if you masturbate a lot, start to monitor how ur body reacts when it is excited before your private part rises.

Yes!. op is sooo right about the urinating stuff

thanks bro for shedding more light on this..

Doncharis:
This is a very nice informative and educative write-up... You did a very good job here@OP..Keep it up ;DThis is a very nice informative and educative write-up... You did a very good job here@OP..Keep it up

thanks bro..

i am honoured to have shared this piece and helped others..

steppin:
Bro, you funny die! I don Laff so tey, my ribs dey pain me.

there is a hidden message in the humor..
i hope you got it..
have a good night rest

Nche95:
ya.. an active member of M.A.N. Anambra chapter

you have to tender your resignation tomorrow..


anambra get fine babes na.. how come u no see at least one bleep¿¿¿


you dey fvck up ooo¡¡¡ and u be fine boy finally

ipledge10:
Make I book space though am not chronic,maybe twice in a week...sometimes 0 for 2 weeks

you gotta stop bro.. no ill feeling




it ruins and kills..

my apologies for the mix-up in the date highlighted in my write-up..

i last masturbated 30-12-2015..


"30-12-2016" was a typographical error and lalasticlala no give me second chance to debug it..

if this is not a nollywood story...


your great-grandma's stepmother is behind this!!

come and meet me for spiritual solutions...
kikikikikikiki






and one guy go dey suck that breast weyn you hide money put ooo SMH!!!
f that shiiii..



babe, u fine ooo but breast cancer nor know fine girl..

photoshop

you dey find FP... right?
only lalasticlala can believe your story

i stormed on one guy's post asking to be saved from his guilt.. people never took him seriously.. someone went as far as suggesting he cut off his hand (just like wright's mom did on instagram).. NL can make you want to co.mit suicide without killing yourself.... lolssss


to everyone, this might be funny and hilarious but it is a thorn in a masturbator's flesh..

i want to share this solutions because i used to be one prominent member of the "masturbators association of nigeria- MAN" myself ( i was about to be voted as the vice president before i resigned)..

trust me, experience is the best teacher.. some would ask you to pray about it, some would even ask you to give your life to jesus .. bitter truth is, i once saw a painting of the mother of jesus- Mary, i found it sexy and i got a hard-on from it.. i had to masturbate at the next chance i got..

so.. this is about personal issues.. it is a disgrace because you don't wanna be caught by someone else (your prick go calm down instantly)..

enough of the stories.. these are what i did to stop it.. it wasn't easy but i am a living proof..




1. avoid been alone when you feel Hot: boys naturally have high libidos.. except one is impotent.. unless, it is bedtime, you dont wanna be caught left alone.. there is this spirit that pushes you to do it and you would have cvmmed long before u get back to your senses..

the best solution to this is looking for a public place with lots of crowd to interact with..

even the devil cannot give you enough liver needed to masturbate in public places.. go to a football viewing centre, a gaming centre, a bar etc..

2. desist from porn: the last time i masturbated, (30-12-2015).. i was feeling lonely, idle and 'single'.. imagine a 23 year old without a gf!!
so.. i switched to my favourite porn site to watch the only thing that can satisfy my urge and get me so high to think masturbation is the only thing that could get me out of my fantasy..
i masturbated as usual but it was not business as usual..
then i thought to myself 'o boy, is this how you would keep living till the end of your days?? is this how you will continue into 2016?? at 23, you don't want to get a life??

mind if i tell you my readers, that my masturbation act got so bad that i could masturbate in an uncompleted building.. i'd just bend down like i want to defecate but emmmm...

so.. it was the last day i watched porn..

3. drink lots of water and pee everytime: for guys, peeing has a way of suppressing erections..
i need not talk much about this but it is the best and the most proven strategy to help stop it only if you want to..
when you feel that the devil is about to make a workshop out of your hand.. stand up almost immediately and go pee.. force out the pee if it won't come.. it is a sure bet that your joyatick is going to take a chill pill (500mg)..

4. get a girlfriend or pay for a one-night stand/quickie (olosho): this is a long-term solution.. i know myself.. even if i tried to stop masturbating, and i do not find a long term solution to my problem by looking for a "LASWMA" to leave my 'trash' for, my case might end up been like that girl in the bible whose demon was cast out and the demon went to invite seven others..

masturbation has a way of torturing sex freaks.. fortunately for me, i went to a party the first week of 2016 and that was where i met this fine girl.. she is from ondo and they are only second to calabar girls on "baddest nigerian babes list." if such thing exists..




on a final note.. i have only written this to inspire those who are battling with masturbation issues..

i dont know if ladies can utilise my 'tested and trusted' methods but i can use ayilala to swear that this will work for you 100%..

if you are bold enough.. without feeling stigmatised, share how u conquered it.
you would be helping a thousand others who are dying in silence.. and if you want to start stigmatising, think again because your relative is doing that shiiii right now..

and to etc.. this is plagiarism free and not "oyinbo man" recommended.. their ways are different from ours..

hope this helps!!

Pineapp:
Is your husband material up to 27 yards??

just continue with your tailoring work..

if that is you on your DP.. OP would rather wait till he's 50..

its either your mom or your fiancee..

a cat and a rat can not survive under the same roof..

you'd break up with your babe to let peace reign if you really love her.. BTW, does love exist?? valentine that preached it dies ages ago..

go to eritrea and bring as much girls as u can accomodate home..

your mom (if she's not a witch) should be pleased with one of them..



mother-in-laws have their own way of making life unbearable for their son's wife.. especially if they do not like her

why is anyone not asking OP if he is potent ?

like wtf!!!


she deserved you bro.. you should be in jail now for slapping her and denying her her desire...



wish i had such a girl..
but you know.. life is not fair itself

Leriebloom:
Wld av loved d mail

oya pele..
do this for me..
you are a home button and a tap away from whatsapp..
your details are safe with me.. i cross my heart..


you know say na lent period we dey... so.. i must always speak the truth

Mustiboy:
who's this asshat if i might ask? I assume u got 2 know my name & location through one of my various threads, isn't it? Just save yourself the stress, you're embarrassing urself alreay, ok?

when i am done with ya..

i can only hope you can say that again..

i was 20, 27 years ago..
twice as old as you are..

but since seun don give u freedom of speech..

Mustiboy:
you're trying 2 pass a sarcastic message but bro, you failed in conveying your message that way. I'm almost 20 bro. So, I'd advice u shut the fu*ck coz u know nothing bout me.

see this boy ooo..
u are in trouble for messing with me..

abi no be you be mustapha ni.. abi no be badagry you dey ni...


see you tommorow!!

Leriebloom:
Thanks for d compliment.

and my request??
ok na..
you have fun babe..
but keep my moniker safely with you.. you gon be needing it someday

Leriebloom:
10/10. If i dnt hype myself who will?

everything abt u just make sense.. from ur moniker to ur DP to ur choice of words..

i no dey scope u sha.. i'd like to meet you..

have a private chat with you..


you mind??

Speechless3:
Easy with my boo pls, his mouth odour was what got me attracted to him *mouth agape*

if truly you can withstand his mouth odour..

then, you don't need to go to hell fire anymore..

his mouth odour is already "hell on earth"..


just like earthquake.. it reels out with a magnitude of 9