₦airaland Forum

prettymina:
I wish I have som1 that can do this for me

i go even wash your hair join.. just gimme a chance lolly boony prettymina

which yoruba name con remain after your long list??
you don mention name finish na..
Op, you f' up oooo.. why you go include tope??
all tope are loyal and honest biko..

leoblacky:
Abeg bros can u send contact to me since u have try over 6 times let me try just once I think we re here to help each other.

lols.. oya take am..
080652********

send 5k recharge card for the rest

ritababe:
FOR YOUR MIND YOU BE CORRECT GUY, BUT I STILL BELIEVE SAY NA YOU GO WORSE PASSS

ezepromoe.. bad guy!!

clap for yourself.. welldone

Estharfabian:
***kneels down***


Please Marry me??

Op Is Actually deluded..First off, he Indirectly Said Non-Virgins are Promiscuous..Now, He met the "Treasured" Virgin he's always dreamt about..subjecting her To having Pre-Marital sex..hence,making her A Non-Virgin....I.e promiscuous!

Why are some guys so Retârded, stûpid, deluded, psycho, selfish, egocentric, Nefarious, dimwitted and plain Insane?

they're still the ones that'd disvirgin the so called "Pure Virgins" and still be the one to Throw stones at Non-Virgins like they're some type of Outcast...

Like what do guys really want? they wanna have sex with ladies but still magically want them to still be VIRGINS?? Oh, lawwwwd!

did you skip the part where i boldly inscribed 'as narrated by a third party'??

take a chill pill young girl before i report you for been disrepectful and use of vulgar languages..

i don finish secondary school weyn u just graduate from since 2007

bolasexy:
Pls I need help concerning my husband,the last time we had Sex was nov.not that he travelled but he had been having problems with his Dick that refuse to raise,no matter the amount of pre-intimacy it will not raise it wasn't like this b4,i dont know what went wrong pls help a sis.i don't know how to cheat.tanks.

cheating is easy ma'am..
just stretch ur neck.. put on your green light and wait a moment..

then you are good to go

the man sef try oo.. if na osun state governor ni, him go wan collect change from that 1k

i like my babe a lot or so i think.. she's cool, friendly, cute (as i freely show her off to my friends).. and she is financially supportive..
however, when we started off, it was hard to believe she was a virgin, i had to see to believe..

i was initially glad that i have for the first time, met a lady who isn't promiscuous..however, my worries began when we tried to make love for the first time..
it was Pain.. pain.. pain..
i was gon play the bad guy role and continue but i had to stop when i realised her plea wasn't no mere drama and i couldn't let it fall on deaf ears.. i had to stop..

as i type, we've tried again over 6 times on different occasions but nothing seems to be working..
abeg.. wetin man go do??
i am losing her.. i am afraid i'm running out of patience..

please help a bro.. this ain't superstory

(as narrated by tinuola edward)..

lalasticlala

question for dem marriageable girls in their late 30's and broke loverboys..

Seamareggae:
Pls house, i need a strong android phone with 3G and hotspot, thats below 10k...

Pls help a brother... Don't read and ignore... I wanna use it for glo bis... And as hot spot....

Thanks and God bless you all...

where you dey??
my injoo halo has those features and even more..
it is barely 6 months old and in good shape..

10k last..no bargaining.. i bought it 15k

i have about 20 messages from different people. nairaland would ask me to check my email but it is always null..
what do i do??

give that guy 10 bottles of orijin in my name..
he just broke a record..
5 years later when the girl wants to marry and this picture surfaces, blame OP..

My pastor's wife uses an iphone6.. i use an iphone 5s.. Apparently, she had a little problem accessing one of its features..
So, she sought for help from me been a co- iphone user..
As soon as i was done.. i was bored and checked her playlist while she was away to listen to an heavenly-inspired that would transfer me to the spirit realm..

I got as much as i was looking for and indeed my desires that moment was met..

Minutes later, i was stunned when i stumbled on 'falila ketan' by olamide..
i did see others from wizkid, godwin but that olamide got me bewildered..

it wasn't a joke ooo..i have been reminiscing on certain things ever since..

question is. does that matter??
does my pastor's wife choice of song have anything to do with her faith??

should i keep on trusting God in her life??
matured answers only..

it must have been bewitched by my mothers in nigeria..
only a nigerian tortoise will lose its shell..

osaro will say 'i just spiky spikin yen yen' her..

in other words, a boy lies.. a man 'scopes'

you can easily catch liars.. you can't catch a scopy in the middle..

i dunno your standard of living but nigeria is so much fun and safe and condusive for foreigners..
nigerians hold them with high esteem and respect as long as you treat them with one too..

your security shouldnt be a major problem except you want to go to the war-ridden north eatern parts..

if you are looking to enjoy your time here as a tourist, i will advice you to have an 'accompanee' who would be there to show you the way, lead you on and understands some basic language..

i know of an online company that renders such services here in nigeria.. they are registered with CAC, so you have no worries..

you can quote me if you need more details.. i am willing to help

activism is long dead in our SUG..
all that is left is dasuki'sm (laundering of fellow student's fund) and fayose'ism (thuggery and societal nuisance)..

just collect form.. share money to all departmental president, organise a lavish party for all to drink and merry on the eve of the election day and watch 'em vote for you..

#6.. Do customer ritual..

lalasticlala prefers to be the number 10,001 waiting on the queue to buy iya sarafa's fast food that is always salty than iya awele's very sweet food in the same area because iya sarafa went an extra mile..

who dem first say 'i love you' to??
husband or kids??
sometimes, i wonder why God made the br.ea st to be two..
answer: one for me, one for the kid.. we can't both put pressure on one..

how does this stop the feud between YBNL and SMD??

good one from you but my kid is never gon use it.. let her keep solving questions with her brain..

her grandfather did, her father did and she wouldn't want to be the bastard daughter of a sugar daddy

abi i lie lalasticlala??

abeg.. i need to know with proofs if buhari has really banned caprisonne.. my in-law's innocent 1 year old daughter is an addict to the orange flavour..
so i can caution them on time..
she's had 5 today alone..

as long as something was killed
front page thingsss..

i Need a good job oo.. well-to-do nairalanders.. i can go anywhere in search of greener pastures

this team really mean business oo..

lalasticlala, please, help me tell FA to ban that team..

until yesterday evening, arsenal were favourites to beat southampton and move to the top of the log..
leicester are not alone oooo..
dem dey use jazz!!

cc lalasticlala

earned it- the weeknd
makes me want to make 'crazy love'.. every time

Me: my friend spent 105 years on earth before passing on..
OP: why??
Me: because she was always minding her own business..

[quote Ask the kids in her compound. I remember doing it for my neighbours who being boys to the house[/quote]

kaziblake:
"bring"

bring is still not correct..

it is 'brought'..

you must be a college of education drop out..

the #250B MSMe fund from budget 2016 is meant for people like this..

but i am 100% sure, that as long as the dasukis of APC are alive and well, a penny won't get into his hand..

SMH to our polithiefcians..

#karma
#WastingTalentSince1960

for what?? a job??

i no even see am well..
ur camera na 1.2MP??

we told ya to stop buying injoo, tecno and infinix.. una no go hear word..

you could have made millions of naira if u didnt break that bottle and sued pepsi instead..

wasted resources..

if na u dey that passport, u look 13 bro..
no offence meant..

i think the school are doing you a favour by not offering you admission..

grow up and get some home lessons first coz higher institution hot pass war zone ooo..

it is not a child's play..

school no be by who sabi book again ooo