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Smellymouth:
I'm definitely a 10
I make a median income (not too rich to be an ass.hole not too poor to be a loser),
my build is slim,
I've got a mustache,
my face is mostly symmetrical,
my p£nis is 9 1/2" erect ,
I'm not possessive,
I've got a heart of gold,
I am comfortable with life
I can have sex for an entire 15 minutes (but pre-intimacy holds no time limit), and I'm totally trustworthy.
You can trust me with anything.
Anything at all.

your mouth odour is a big turn off..

i rate you minus one/50..

speechless3.. ifffa hear 91/2..


you that has turned make up to emulsion paint..

you this teenager!!

what are you doing here..

because you just started growing tiny hairs in your public area, you think you have arived abi


if you don't close this thread now, trust me.. it is gon get to your mathematics teacher before tuesday..


he is gon flog u on the assembly...


you are supposed to be thinking about your fast-approaching junior waec now.. you are busy asking about ur development..

so.. we are growth meter abi??

i have a plan to love-vendor a '99 mercedes...
even if i have other cars.. by Go's grace..
that pimped mercedes will be strictly for clubbing..

girls go trip..
besides, it is better than buying a $50,000 lambo..
i cannot afford to strengthen the dollar the more...

71 year old??
holy mary!!!

how u go dey use orange dey compare torn hymen??
smh!!
so.. wetin concern you if it turns put this way??
na u born them??

is he high on osogbo weed??
be like say osinbajo promise am appointment

Merlissa:
As for me I can... If the smell is too much I'd grab my air freshener...

if you try this and i am your elder bro and i follow you on IG..

i am gon tag all our family members, show our parents, all our church members and tag our pastor..


one pint of shame.. u no get!!

abi lalasticlala??

how can you use that kinda glove to protect yourself against a 330Mw electric current??

that is suicide already..

it can be compared to using ice cream nylon instead of a condom..

what will be will be..


i admire his guts though...

na boolari cause all this pooo

i like that mom..
reminds me of those days when i used to jerk off too..
lalasticlala..
jerking off na badt thing oo.. but konji sef ma bastard..
get an olosho for as little as #1500 today.. or get a gf..

Jadonjack:
Congrats OP!
For those of you critisizing adren s comments and also the mod that hid his comment, its either y'all can't read or yu probably had a thing or two with adrien.

Op s topic read "permanent" and this dude(adrien) s just giving him a motivational words, telling him not to settle for a 100k job(there is still room for improvement)

This is an advice I will gladly accept from adrien if I were op.

Least there are graduates with a salary close to a million naira.

Op pls ignore these ignorant guys and take adrien's post as serious as yu can

thanks bro..
na only you understand me..


OP will still be the one that would update his bbm status 'ain't settling for less... i am going higher... moving mountains etc'..

how on earth can one be contented with a $500 job..

i need you to kindly teach this people what financial security really is..

i'm glad you got my back..

congrats again OP..
however, i'd insist you keep fighting.. do mot settle for less..

na only kids dey mark val..

worst enough, they've turned val day around to a 'sex galore' day..

here is a reminder- val is not a sex and sex day.. it is a day to show love to even people you know not..

only lalasticlala would be interested in this..

OP.. maybe you were smuggled there ni ooo..
the dubai we see on TV is not like this ooo..


however, i feel your pain..
this reminds me of kirikiri prison back home..

God go hear your pRayers soon and send u back to naija to live like a king!!

lalasticlala.. this is a lesson for tbose looking to seek for greener pastures overseas...

OP
. carry am go health section..
you might get this pushed to fp by lalasticlala..


u need to stop using ur sponge already..
it must be #200 sponge from aboki man..

if u cant afford to travel out, go to shoprite or Mr health, they would give you a better sponge better suited to ur body..


and, you need to stop scratching your body with sponge like you scratch recharge card..


if you have a blood disease or a skin disorder,that might also be responsible..

i am speaking from experience.. i no mean to bash you...

need more details.. quote me

omg!!!

this is xoxo amazing...

creative write-up ..
may my late grandma send u some blessings @OP.. thanks for sharing this..

omg!!!

this is xoxo amazing...

creative write-up ..
may my late grandma send u some blessings @OP.. thanks for sharing this..

jeeeesssuuuu!!!

this happens when it is almost year end..


odun n lo sopin oo baba rere..


RIP to the roasted!!


wait ooo.. assuming he is a sinner, he go burn for earth, con still go burn for hell??


oh no!!! God should give him a second chance

if you read his post and you do not laugh, sorry, you need a doctor..

this guy must be from ibadan...
like if you agree, lalasticlala if you do not..

i didnt even have time to finish your long epistle but i know, undoubtedly that my mom is the best in the world...

gbam!!


number 7: best mother.. that is adren's mom..


maybe lalasticlala can come and choose him own mom from this long list

a neurosurgeon has confirmed that shagging your legs while taking pictures might make you develop a rare condition known has esefelosomania..

it might alter your leg position and render it physically and completely abnormal with elbow leg like developments..

please, stop taking pictures like that again.. the only advantage it has is that, you will be able to 'spread your legs very well..

that one sef make sense..

learn a lesson from kourt zouma..

lalasticalala and seun.. oya tell ur sisters ladyF introvert fraih mamagee and co

kilokeys:
I wan vex for u before o I been wan say "ur mama"..
But as I read on.. I got the point.. U make sense..

u don use style take tell am say him head no correct....u sha don talk am..
ok ooo.. kontinu

this can only happen in ekiti..


kikikikiki..

someone called her name so as to allow the photographer take a perfect shot so he won't be caught...


sisters of the dark

he wants to emulate jesus..

but jesus didn't go this far..

messiah rode on a donkey's back.. climbed on rocks to seize people's attention..


this world ehn... na only jesus fit come save am again oooo..

e don spoil finish.. but e never rotten sha.. na small remain


lalasticlala

would there have been need for this great inventions if we had all remained in the garden of eden??

how would this generation looked liked??

i am sure the whole world would still be speaking a language..

Jesus wouldn't have visited the earth..

we would still be clothed with fig trees..

crimes would have been a no-go area..



please add yours..
happy sunday

cc lalasticlala and seun for when you wake up lolsssss

LifeIsGuhd:
NYSC can decide to open their portal by 9am. So don't wait for that! Btw, you can be the first to register and still get posted to somewhere else.

Btw, if you didn't study medical sciences, law or Engineering don't choose PH! You will come and teach without pay

My one kobo advice.

thank you madam..
i studied materials and metallurgical ENGINEERING

adextaiwo84:
Pass me that smoke guy.

you sure say you get mind..
na osogbo SK ooo

nairaland can turn your life around.. it can also break you down...



if not for all these thread derailers, snake killers, my-brother-said-i-look-like-dagrin and how-do-i-remove-her-pant posters, NL is proudly the best blog in 9ja.. lindaikeji go dey queue where NL dey..


adren is working hard and will one day use nairaland to shoot himself up..

Pwayne2016:
omo dat body na my breakfast

imagine...
you dey badmouth your bae..

wish she were here to see this your post..

na immediately she go terminate the free puna contract..

ajuji1:
IS BENUE AND ABUJA NOT IN THE North?

e concern you??


haba!!!