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Who cares??


End of the road for you is beginning of the road for someone..


Wish you well in your husby's house..

Don't go and be smoking igbo there ooo like tonto dike


Meanwhile, nigeria might not qualify for african cup of nations.. This is why
-----> http://www.topewonder..co.ke/2016/03/nigerias-afcon-qualifying-hopes-hang-on.html?m=1

Today is good friday and it is a memorable day marked by all christians over the world..

Jesus laid his lives for the remission of man's sins, died and resurrected on the third day- greatest love story ever recorded in mankind's history..

Since I cannot follow in christ's footsteps, I had to follow his rules- love your neighbours as yourself..

So today after good friday sermon, it was time for tithes and offering.. A young pretty girl sitted in my front had nothing to give (I had watched her closely and sized up her pocket).. At first, when she came around, I was filled with lust and the only thoughts that occupied my mind was "collecting her number" after service, but then, something strucked my heart, I felt I should show love without expecting anything in return.. To cut the long story short, I gave her some money and told her it's meant for her tithe.. She was so grateful.. After church, she came to thank me.. It was really another perfect opportunity to strike but I did resist every temptation to "lust after her" and make "sharp moves" which obviously, she'd jump at without thinking over it..


I am grateful I showed love in my own little way.. I must have made jesus proud..


Have you shown love today?? Please share!!

"True love is laying one's life to save another man's, not trying everything to get under another's pant- Temitope Steve,2016.."


Cc lalasticlala

Someone please point out the moral lessons in this debacled epistle??

Chocolateme just failed her generation.. Quite dissapointed in her and would even be more, if lalasticlala push am enter fp..

Rape cases everywhere..


My soon-to-be daughter is covered by the blood of jesus in jesus name..

Pervs everywhere..

Is it even possible to monitor your girl-child so closely, place her on surveillance watch using CCTV or follow her everywhere??

It is still the blood of jesus that lalasticlala can use to protect his daughter

Lalasticlala, seun, ishilove,mynd44.. This is frontpage material and erin ijesha land needs this on fp..


Pictures from the installation ceremony would be shared on this forum live..

Thank you all..

Erin a gbe a oooo!!

Erin ijesha is a small town located in osun state famous for its naturally attractive water fall which has become a tourist attraction centre.
Over the course of the past 17 years, the land has been ruled by a woman known as "adele oba" since the demise of the king who last ruled the town.
Osun State Governor, Mr Rauf Aregbesola
has approved the appointment of Prince
Isaac Adeyeba Ayeni as the new Akinla of
Erin-Ijesa in Oriade local government area of
the state and would present him with staff of office on friday, 25th of march, 2016. It will be an occassion to be remembered by sons and daughters of erin ijesha both at home and in diaspora.. Ace fuji musician, saheed osupa would be entertaining guests as dignitaries, noble men and foreigners would be in their attendance to grace the event..

The 52-year-old Ayeni is an Engineer who
hails from Ayeni Royal Family of Osefiri
Ruling House in the town where the popular
tourist site, Erinjesha Water Fall is situated.

I hail from erin-ijesha and I am most happy about this development.. Thank you for your time..

Temitope Steve reporting..

Reference: www.thereflector.com.ng/component/k2/3090-after-17-years-erin-ijesa-gets-traditional-ruler

Rich4god:
Are you a liverpool fan?

yeah.. I am a Liverpool fan..
I guess you are too..

otemanuduno:
3. Homo Tactilus was the spirit/external memory of ----------------

a. Reverad b. Eartum c. Venomus

must be A

otemanuduno:
2. What is the meaning of the words 'Alkervum Auriem? a. City of God b. City or Gold c. City of Old

city of God -A

please help my sister.. she is looking forward to sitting for airforce test scheduled for 11th of next month..

please drop ideas here for her..

dear lalasticlala, pls help her and other job seekers push this to fp

Fraih:
Adren!!!!!

oh no¡¡¡
i am bored and sleep no gree come.
oya.. chat with me na

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all of those 10-10 shiii above are practically wrong..

only tosyne2much and his fellow kids do that..


a "womanising specialist" is always calm, reserved, unnoticed and relaxed..


it is the bushmeat herself that will come and meet the hunter..


i have lost count on the number of babes that my trap has caught in churches nationwide..

it is a beautiful sunday morning for me and lalasticlala..

y'all would agree with me that we go to diverse christian churches for different reasons..

i am going to pray for nigeria so that 1 dollar can turn to 1 naira.. and also, so i can feed my eyes with trendy female outfits that reveals their sensitive parts..

my mommy as usual will be firing the devil and his ancestors with thunder and fire in her own church...

PS: i attend a 21st generatiom church where they preach love, tithe and offering and prosperity..


my mom attends a 102- year old church where they preach heaven, heaven and heaven.

Nnetriplet:
Hello am currently serving (B15), due to circumstances beyond my control I couldn't submit my clearance this month, now am told I won't be paid, please I want to know if there is a way I can remedy that.

after consulting with the gods..
they said there is only one way!!


so, congratulations because it is free of charge..


the way is- just sleep with the director

Legitbaba:
Yea bro... I enjoyed the game.. Though a bit tensed at the closing stages, bearing on the fact the we could concede and lose the game on away goals rule... Now we have Man Scum to face... After Man shitty at Wembley...

lolssss.. your sense of humor no be here ooo


where is your location?? maybe i could or you could host us to lunch while watching a game together..

it is past time Nigerian students stop hustling to go to school and embrace entrepreneurship amd idealistic start-ups..


jamb will be jamming in another 500k students this year alone, who would be projected into a job market without job allocations in five years' time..

besides, these jambites are somewhat lazy themselves.. they now derive pleasure in the use of shorthand in expressing themselves..

most of them has resolved to porn and immoralities- the so-called leaders of tommorow..



developed countries are already teaching kids to code, build models and design.. nigerian parents are teaching their kids how to change from gen to nepa without switching off their TV...


smh!!


if only i could have a one-on-one with Prof dibu ojerinde, i'd tell them to scrap jamb..

(that dibu sef gan has turned his position to that of a monarch.. )


trust me, JAMB was a good idea until 1970..

legitbaba.. hope you enjoyed last night's victory over augsburg??

revelling man city's epic clash ready..

ennoy your weekend..

end time delivery..


i guess she doesn't know who the real father is among lecturer dada, porter sunday, fresher toheeb, finalist dotun and vice chancellor christopher..



she wan use her hand cover smoke.. if a girl ever tries this poo where i went to.. she's due for her parent's house the next morning..


abi lalasticlala

Legitbaba:
Ur Signature got ma attention.... YNWA... Am more addicted

awwww... feels so good to see one more LFC fan.. follow back bro..

pinkiecutie:
second class upper division economics..

if you are not in lagos.. you are missing..

excerpts from pinkiecutie's thread.. i am sharing this to teach OP a lesson..


and, i beg to differ.. though i had a 2.2, i have potentials, solution-oriented ideas and i am employable..


if nigerian HR's won't hire me because i do not have a "connect" nor holes between my legs, japan and sweden among others would pay me tremendously to tap from my practical knowledge of RENEWABLE ENERGY.. (the future of energy consumption in the world)



now to pinkiecutie's.. hope a good samaritan can help this poor girl out!!


"good evening Nigerian's..
my heartfelt greetings goes to you guys once more as you this forum was instrumental to my getting a job last year August...
This is my story. I work for an auditing firm , name withheld by me. early this year I occasionally caught my boss staring at me provocatively I.e lustfully but I just took it as nothing serious because he has never made advances before to me.
Earlier this month, he started complimenting Myt looks and all, but I still not suspecting anything reciprocated by complimenting his good looks too..
After all who doesn't want to be in the good books of his or her boss..
On the 21st of Jan , he called me into his office and offered me a seat.
I sat innocently, and from there he started his talk about how hard working I was and all.
As if that was not enough, he drew closer and tried to fumble my breast..this man in his mid fifties , had no shame when I politely told him that I was still a virgin and that he should stop..
He apologized and asked me out of his office..
About three days later, he sent for me and presented my termination letter. When I opened the letter, a tear dropped off my eyelids as I saw in block black and bold letters "TERMINATION OF APPOINTMENT DUE TO REDUNDANCY" . I stood there for close to five minutes not knowing what to say.After a while I managed to utter a thank you sir and left to pack all my belongings out of the company..
I went home to meet my sick mom(my father is late, I am an only child), when I saw her state I couldn't just bring it upon my self to tell her that I was just sacked..
right now, all the money I have been spending has gone to my mother's treatment..
even to eat now is a problem, right now having 1000 naira is like a million naira...
I have considered giving in but my vow to keep my virginity till marriage is still strong ( this virginity till marriage is a family thing. my mom,mom's mom and so on where Virgins)
so confused right now lord please help me, in your loving kindness touch the hearts of men to look upon your daughter who has chosen to live according to your ways amen..."

pinkiecutie:
the life of men are evil... just need a job or something to hold unto.. thanks friend

where is your location??
what is your discipline and qualification??

pinkiecutie:
good evening Nigerian's..

my heartfelt greetings goes to you guys once more as you this forum was instrumental to my getting a job last year August...

This is my story. I work for an auditing firm , name withheld by me. early this year I occasionally caught my boss staring at me provocatively I.e lustfully but I just took it as nothing serious because he has never made advances before to me.
Earlier this month, he started complimenting my looks and all, but I still not suspecting anything reciprocated by complimenting his good looks too..
After all who doesn't want to be in the good books of his or her boss..
On the 21st of Jan , he called me into his office and offered me a seat.
I sat innocently, and from there he started his talk about how hard working I was and all.
As if that was not enough, he drew closer and tried to fumble my breast..this man in his mid fifties , had no shame when I politely told him that I was still a virgin and that he should stop..
He apologized and asked me out of his office..
About three days later, he sent for me and presented my termination letter. When I opened the letter, a tear dropped off my eyelids as I saw in block black and bold letters "TERMINATION OF APPOINTMENT DUE TO REDUNDANCY" . I stood there for close to five minutes not knowing what to say.After a while I managed to utter a thank you sir and left to pack all my belongings out of the company..
I went home to meet my sick mom(my father is late, I am an only child), when I saw her state I couldn't just bring it upon my self to tell her that I was just sacked..
right now, all the money I have been spending has gone to my mother's treatment..
even to eat now is a problem, right now having 1000 naira is like a million naira...
I have considered giving in but my vow to keep my virginity till marriage is still strong ( this virginity till marriage is a family thing. my mom,mom's mom and so on where Virgins)
so confused right now lord please help me, in your loving kindness touch the hearts of men to look upon your daughter who has chosen to live according to your ways amen...

**sobbing**


babe.. it is gon be ok

Let me call on the saviour of NL...


lalasticlala... transforming lives since 1950


only if this is not a superstory.. i'd give anything to help

Kachisbarbie:
I still don't understand how anyone can carry a child for 9mths and dump it somewhere. I just don't gerrit...
Even if the lil one was a stillborn or died after birth, couldn't they have the decency to do a proper burial?

Judgement day would be harder than Econometrics... , humans are so wicked_ wish I came to the world as water dispenser or teacup sef.

no need to worry my dear..

you are already in this world as a intimacy gadget..


so.. mission accomplished!!

capip120:
It is with anguish that I write this. This morning I came to my place if work to witness one hell of a crowd. At first, I thought maybe an accident has just occurred but the rate at which people where wailing both women and children was unctrollable. There were tears and curses.
I decided to probe further and right there I saw this highest level of inhumane disposition an ireedemmable act that is supposed to be amongst since unforgivable. Right there was the corpse of this young child who God knows didn't do anything to be treated this way. Who didn't deserve what happened to him in this shitty world. His only sin was been berth into this callous world.
I mean what could have prompted the mother to do this? She couldn't seek for a nearby bush where she could dig and bury this baby? If she didn't want the baby why bring her into this world in the first place?
My eyes are filled with tears, emotion and disdain.
Please join me mother's and fathers in the house to pray for the life of this little child and also pray that the perpetrator of this foolish act shall continue to suffer from unquantomable affliction. Amen, Amen and Amen.

this is what girls get after spreading their legs because of gala and coke..



@OP, iffa hear say you dey sad ehn...


not even the "pictures or addonbilivit" stunts should push you hard in snapping this ugly photos..

how person go dey waste wetin linda ikeji dey pray for??


life is not fair

BankManager:
Between Camry muscle,EOD and Venza,which do u think is better? I intend getting one soon so I'm little bit curious

venza is better from your list..

however, it is more expensive and pretty difficult to manage..



muscle can give you comfort and that "boss ride" with little as 2 million..

EOD don too common

vizkiz:
any thread that starts with "a friend/my friend" is always filled with lies

you just made another enemy.. now you have A longer list..

OP must hate you real bad.

are you asking for a solution to her own prob or you are asking for a way to get the cookie


leave her biko.. na she get her life.. you cannot influence...


there are 15 other girls somewhere that you are missing.. . focus on them..

VickyRotex:
I'm made in Nigeria!

Hope you know that stuff up there is an Hoax.

Just so you dont ask me how I knew. Here's it.

your head dey there.. e be like say u be gentle woman.. shey make i con wife you??


i don dey find my missing rib since.. e be like say na you