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Christianity EtcRe: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 7:38am On Jul 14, 2024
David0002:
In the bible, speaking in tongues started on the day of pentecost, when the disciples of Jesus or the apostles were baptized with the Holy Ghost. They were speaking in the other tongues as the Spirit gave them utterance. You can find it in Acts chapter 2. Read it yourself.
U don't put a gold ring in the snout of pig.... It's a waste of effort,time, and precious resource...
RomanceRe: How Do I End This Relationship Peacefully by advanceDNA: 6:32pm On Jul 13, 2024
famozine1:
Here is this girl I met recently, I loved her but she loves me more, due to my inexperience in relationship I go deeper than I suppose to, in terms of getting married stuffs like that
There is no peace way to end relationship with women as they will always make it look like u did them evil.....they hold all the victim cards in their arsenal ......in their mind, they are always perfect and give their all....they have given u all u need in life....they have don a huge favour by dating you....
RomanceRe: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA:
Sweeetheart:
You're just a decorated fooool


I know you're a product of rape, your mother birth you by rape that's why you think women must be subjected to nothing to massage your poor ego


You need a new me ;Dntal system, I fear for you if you continue with this polluted mental system


I go finished you here I promise you, shebi u sabi talk ba
Lol..... u take nairaland too seriously

See who dey Form defender of women over mere joke a while ago.... U funny.. grin ......No let nairaland give u PTSD oooo
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Allegedly Having A Soap In HIs Possession (Pics/Video) by advanceDNA: 4:37am On Jul 13, 2024
Black soap + black nylon+ young guy = yahoo = extortion



Police be like.....

RomanceRe: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA: 11:30pm On Jul 12, 2024
Sweeetheart:
Women? You need help
Yes naaa ..u dey behave like woman
RomanceRe: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA: 9:30pm On Jul 12, 2024
Sweeetheart:
That dude took it serious, if he hate ladies he should keep it to himself and stop demonstrating misogynistic here
Hate?? What has hatred got to do with humor

So uve not seen that generator and change over joke before....?? U women sometimes, everything is attack and hatred to y'all....
RomanceRe: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA: 7:36pm On Jul 12, 2024
Sweeetheart:
More or less like you want a complete imbeciles

A zombie you can control like robot, if Dr iweala have this mentality Ngozi wouldn't have achieved so much


A man that don't want a physical strength for his woman will even destroy her mental strength


I pity the fooool that will end up with you
U take nairaland too serious.....
CelebritiesRe: Appeal Court Upholds Daddy Freeze’s ₦‎5 Million Adultery Fine by advanceDNA: 5:27pm On Jul 12, 2024
Lol... fantabulous

Adulterous wife just made her ex husband 5M naira richer with her adulterous yansh....



ex husband be like....

CareerRe: My Pension Fund At Stake :please, Advice. by advanceDNA: 4:43pm On Jul 12, 2024
PATZYbrown:
I was wrongly accused of cash suppression, the reason I left.
Ohhh kkkkk.....I get why....u felt either way ...u are fvcked....u should have just let them finish investigating it may have turned out different


Anyways....ur pension is still urs....even if money loss or u steal all the money in their vault... Just send an email to their HR so they can officially close the case....
FoodRe: "Look at What a Woman Can Cook with 15k": Man Bursts Out at His Girlfriend by advanceDNA: 3:57pm On Jul 12, 2024
He has seen the redflag...but werey will still marry her and complain later when she starts to frustrate his life .....
EventsRe: Lady Shares Bread & Akara At Her Workplace For Her Birthday (Pics/Video) by advanceDNA: 3:07pm On Jul 12, 2024
VinnyBaba:
What does AKARA symbolize in the place you come from? 🤔😒
Na saara paroles....

it's an age long practice of sacrificially feeding people in order to receive favors in return from the universe .

....sometimes it is diabolic to directly manipulate the lives of people that eat it for the person's gain...... that's why some people go to where lots of beggars are on the street who wont refuse when they want to do it........


In both ways....it's usually an instruction from a spiritualist, Alfa, prophet or a family practice
EventsRe: Lady Shares Bread & Akara At Her Workplace For Her Birthday (Pics/Video) by advanceDNA: 2:55pm On Jul 12, 2024
Once u hear akara....na Alfa or prophet instruction things


Na saara Dem chop.....


Everybody is using something..... grin
CareerRe: My Pension Fund At Stake :please, Advice. by advanceDNA: 2:51pm On Jul 12, 2024
PATZYbrown:
On the 13th of February, 2013, I left my place of job with Ecobank as a contract staff without submiting my resignation letter.
After 7 years, I applied for my 25% compulsory remittance fund, but STANBICIBTC Pension Manager rejected my request on the ground that my former company wrote a letter to them that " I ASCONDED FROM WORK".
Yesterday, on the 11th of July, 2024, I got an SMS from STANBIC IBTC PENSION FUND, stating my current amount of #3,004,464.10.
Now, #750,000 is my 25% from my pool of fund.
What suggestions can you guys render for me to access my money? I know I goofed by not submiting my resignation letter. My e~mail: fx2brown@gmail.com
As in you just stopped going to work without any notice?? Omo u be gangster ooooo
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by advanceDNA: 9:51pm On Jul 11, 2024
ruggedboych:
I don’t understand op at all because staphylococcus is a curable disease
Person wey nor normal...
RomanceRe: Girl To Girl: I Will Give You These Two Piece Of Advice by advanceDNA: 7:59pm On Jul 11, 2024
AngelSlay:
Girl to girl: I will give you these two piece of advice

1. Never tell a man your body count

2. If you have ever had an abortion, don't trust him with such information.
A man will make u confess even when u don't want to.....ur manipulative behaviours always betray u women..
Foreign AffairsRe: Cameroon President's Daughter, Brenda Hopes Coming Out Will Change Anti-Gay Laws by advanceDNA: 7:38pm On Jul 11, 2024
Sleekfingers:
. .....at the end of the day it will be legalize in Nigeria.
Legalize make we see naaa...which is One of the reason I'm happy the Muslims are still around..

... Christians always leaving everything till judgement day....
Foreign AffairsRe: Cameroon President's Daughter, Brenda Hopes Coming Out Will Change Anti-Gay Laws by advanceDNA: 7:28pm On Jul 11, 2024
MadamFolake:
Just shut up you gay. Come out of your closet and see if we won't stone you. Mkpi
What is mkpi?

Abeg make i learn one new insult to drag my online people
RomanceRe: Look For A Rich Girl To Marry After You Made It_ Rudeboy Advise Men by advanceDNA: 3:38pm On Jul 11, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
What if she happens to be the type of banny who went through thick and thin with me? So I should just forget her and leave her, just like that?

Well,not all pieces of advice should be taken... Some are meant to enter one ear and the same time given a free passage through the other ear,and of which one of such advice is What this nigha has just given...
Which thick and thin..?? Na women force that narrative enter una head... She carry money give you?? She sell her papa house help u, ..she pay ur school fees?? She feed you for years??

Women go dey use u for orgasm, they spend ur small change with you when she has no other option, una go dey call am "suffer with you" ......
RomanceRe: Look For A Rich Girl To Marry After You Made It_ Rudeboy Advise Men by advanceDNA: 3:33pm On Jul 11, 2024
As long as the marriage criteria of guys remains big yansh and big brezz.... Exploitation must continue
RomanceRe: Forget How Old You Are, Marry The Right Person by advanceDNA: 2:47pm On Jul 11, 2024
Solofresh2:
If we actually want to be real with ourselves, everyone should be making money as long as you are above 20,irrespective of the gender
U know there will always be people that like to worship women.....they think women are doing them a favor by just agreeing to date and sleep with them.....
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: We Won – DJ Switch Reacts To ECOWAS Court Judgment by advanceDNA: 2:11pm On Jul 11, 2024
helinues:
Anyone still believing any massacre happened at Lekki toll gate should check in into the nearest hospital for brain check up
You are just clinging to straws..... The court finds the government guilty....

Oga....for once.... be on the side of the people u won't die naaaa........

. How much are these rouges wasting our scarce resources and oppressing us paying you??

Shey dem swear for you niiiii??
PoliticsRe: Breaking:new by advanceDNA: 2:02pm On Jul 11, 2024
All things being equal this judgement is supposed to bear good fruit for the masses ..


But ........we all know it only means one thing....

" local government chairmen can now have direct access to their allocation to embezzle"
FamilyRe: Camp Where Wives Go To Vent Their Anger Against Their Husbands - Photos by advanceDNA: 1:38pm On Jul 11, 2024
grin grin grin grin this marriage thing ehnn!!

If u let ur partner run u kolo....na u sabi oooo
RomanceRe: Forget How Old You Are, Marry The Right Person by advanceDNA: 9:48pm On Jul 10, 2024
RealityKings:
My advice to women is forget about marriage for now. Go and hustle; make money.
When you have alot of money, men will be running after you. Wait till you are 35 or more.

Don't even think about any man right now because obviously you are broke. Broke people should not think about disturbing an innocent guy with marriage.
grin grin
U are wicked.. grin

Sarcasm on steroids
PoliticsRe: The Obidient Mobs Have Started Coordinated Attacks On Toyin Aimakhu Abraham by advanceDNA: 6:43pm On Jul 10, 2024
opamoses1:
....
U pple think obidients are the only ones angry about how Nigeria has turned out
Foreign AffairsRe: University Student Who Yelled ‘Free Palestine’ Deported From UAE by advanceDNA: 2:49pm On Jul 10, 2024
lslamVIRGINS:
Imagine UAE An Islamic Nation is not even supporting Hamas.. Whereas some useless allah's slaves here in Nigeria want to kill themselves ontop Hamas matter as if they know islam more than those in Arab nations
I don't think it's about who UAE supports...UAE has been giving aids to palestine since the war started.....its more about UAE's stand on not supporting any kind of public display allegiance for anything, wether group, country or anything..... unless if it's for their allah they generally worship...
U cannot protest there whether peaceful or otherwise,u cannot have personal opinion on anything that could cause public outcry

.....so even if the student shouted support for for Israel, e go still collect woto woto.... grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Rwanda Govt Says It Won't Refund £270million Paid By UK In Asylum Programme by advanceDNA: 6:27pm On Jul 09, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
i understand the aim... aka to get rid of African Immigrants from their soil (back to Africa)... what i dont understand is why they didnt think this shiit through before handing the money to Rwanda.

there are no laws that says that you cant deport someone illegal in your country to another country. it happens all the time in Europe.
The immigrants aren't stateless so why ship them to another country instead of their own country of citizenships .... it definitely won't cost them 260 million pounds extra minus plane ticket
Foreign AffairsRe: Rwanda Govt Says It Won't Refund £270million Paid By UK In Asylum Programme by advanceDNA: 6:09pm On Jul 09, 2024
What was UK thinking? Deporting immigrants to another country different from their home


What's their aim?
TravelRe: Attn: by advanceDNA: 3:51pm On Jul 09, 2024
Simony2024:
Good day all, please can anyone guide me on how to process HEALTH INSURANCE COVERAGE to apply for Portugal student visa ?
First check if the Portuguese embassy or ur school doesn't have designated insurance providers they expect students to use....

If not....U can use anyone online to covers the EU for the amount required by the embassy... Just Google and compare prices.....


..... Europe insurance and swiss is one of the cheapest with a 50k to 60k€ coverage at 250- 300€ per year

https://europe-insurance.eu/offers

Like I said .u an compare other prices
CelebritiesRe: How I Got Used By Fela Kuti - Burna Boy’s Mother, Bose Ogulu by advanceDNA: 3:31pm On Jul 09, 2024
When u are dealing with women ....let them sign consent form and a non disclosure agreement, even if it's just walk with them on the road....


They can pull the victim card anytime for any narrative they want to present
Christianity EtcRe: Who Did Abraham Actually Want To Sacrifice To God? Isaac Or Ishmael? by advanceDNA: 9:04pm On Jul 08, 2024
Coolsat:
Don't engage me rudely. Swerve
U triggered already?? No vex angry

Me I just wanted to know how u used ur head in this matter....
Christianity EtcRe: Who Did Abraham Actually Want To Sacrifice To God? Isaac Or Ishmael? by advanceDNA: 7:47pm On Jul 08, 2024
Coolsat:
watch them come to twist it to suit their narrative. Sometimes we should make use of our senses
Lol...... How are u using ur head?? grin

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