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Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 8:02am On Jul 15, 2024
Sapasenator:
From the premise of all the people around me who spoke in tongues never amounting to anything in the long run other than the excitements. I don't do religion anymore.
Permit me to ask...what do u mean by never amounting to anything? Or what were u expecting it would amount to in their life or ur life??
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 7:54am On Jul 15, 2024
Sapasenator:
Honestly, I will never make mockery of him, the most of my life was spent in the church just like OP, I was once like OP praying, thirsting and fasting for the Holy Spirit. I was much younger and deluded with years of continued religious brainwashing.

Nope, not mocking at all, The tongue are mostly gibberish lacking any meaning and I say that absent of mockrey or malice.
Are are speaking from a premise of try and fail..hence u accuse everyone speaking of being fake??

... Like all those that say school na scam....when we know school isn't scam grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA:
Sapasenator:
"Jump in" in a public forum? Na I think not.

I don't need to understand a language to decipher gibberish when I hear one. Most of the togues in Nigerian churches are gibberish and if you think them representative of any real language anywhere in the world, you are greately mistaken.
Then u are just invalidating someone without proof just because u want to make mockery or because u don't have the experience

Like the other guy I was talking to before u rushed in after several comments.... He was trying to mock the op that if the op's tongues is just bli bli bli or ble ble be, then it's rubbish..

To buttress my point..I Googled "bli"..and it turns out the "bli" he was just using as a random example means "to become, or "to grow" in Norwegian language....so if a random word that was supposed to be gibberish turns out to have meaning..why will u assume what someone said is nonsense without auditing it?

Saying u don't need know more than English before u conclude another tongue u hear gibberish is total fallacy..
.I have watched discovery channel of discovered new territories and the language of people there ddnt even sound like humans speaking .....
Again my point is... Just because a language gibberish to u doesn't mean it is automatically eto everyone.. ....because some pple heard the disciples speak correct languages, some pple mocked them for being drunk and speaking gibberish in the same passage....

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Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 6:51am On Jul 15, 2024
Sapasenator:
Guy, you no get leg to stand on. Your position makes no sense whatsoever.
Im not trying to stand on anything....my tackle is simple and u dont have to agree, especialky when u jumped in after several exchange of comment...
.. U don't understand all languages, neither did u hear the op... u are the one that has no standing to say he spoke nonsense
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 7:25pm On Jul 14, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
grin Na lie! I don't need to meet everyone to know that blebleble is not under anybody"s language, for this fake act is so notorious that everyone has been waiting for years for someone neutral to come out and point out and say, "no that pastor is not faking his tongue, he is speaking .Kiev langiage, exactly like what happened.to our beloved Obahiagbon with his higgi.hagga, and Crinkum crankum grin grin grin
I just said Google it...yet u said na lie ....

Lol...nigga....i don't know what ur ishh is....even though i am playing devils advocate here, u have no basis of invalidating the op.....

U did not see or hear him in his house speaking in tongues, yet you were quick to invalidated his experience by claiming he's speaking bli bli bli

So because someone has not come out to confirm a random speakers tongues makes it fake?? ....u even said u dint have to hear all language to know its fake.....lol did u do logic & fallacy in GNS in college??

Guy.....Ur pride is more than ur knowledge of scriptures
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 1:57pm On Jul 14, 2024
Bunnatex:
I think you fail to understand the point. The Apostles spoke and all heard them IN THERE LANGUAGE.

However, what we hear ain't speaking in tongues.
All ddnt.....go and read the place again..in the same passage..they were accused of being drunk speaking nonsense.....and peter had to come forward to explain they are not drunk..
If they all heard them clearly...why accuse them of being drunk...or u ddnt read that part?

Not every one will get u when u speak in tongues paul made that clear in 1cor 14v2 ...

which is why Paul said that tongues should be appropriately used ...if the church won't be edified or blessed....speak your tongues to God alone in prayer....
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 11:55am On Jul 14, 2024
Leemzyy:
Ameen tho am already a girl,and also don't forget to tell your sisters to keep up themselves,and dress decent but not naked as they do,and 2 avoid whoring around as they do as well
So All Muslims dress well and don't LovePeddler around because of dress ??
Madam....there are those who don't dress well everywhere irrespective of their religion.. and there are pple who LovePeddler around irrespective dog their religion also...

claiming ur religion is good and ur women don't LovePeddler around is just self deception....
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 9:56am On Jul 14, 2024
alfredfrddy:
Can you just show an example of a language in the world whereas ble ble ble or any other gibberish you speak has a meaning?
Lol... grin grin news flash.. bli or ble whatever way u want to spell it means to grow, or to become in Norwegian....google is ur friendd


alfredfrddy:
Most times, we Christian *speak in tongues" to make ourselves feel good and that gibberish make sense at all.
I am a devil's advocate here.....I don't understand all languages ...so I don't think it's necessary to say someone's tongues is rubbish because I don't understand it..Remember the acts of apostles pple quote also said the disciples were accused of being drunk because they don't understand....
I watched discovery channel one day and I saw a newly discovered remote area...u need to hear the stúpid language they were speaking...doesn't even sound like human being conversing
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 9:50am On Jul 14, 2024
tungamaje:
What we are saying is that the speaking in tongues by modern Christians is fake
Devils advocate here...how do u know its fake

tungamaje:
. The origin of speaking in tongues is in Acts 2. The disciples spoke foreign languages understood by the people who heard them.
because u don't understand it doesn't mean someone else cant.....never was it said when a person speaks in tongue someone beside him must know it....paul said...speak between urself and God if no one is available to interpreted or understands....because it will always be possible someone won't understand around you...
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 9:35am On Jul 14, 2024
tungamaje:
Remember Jews were there too. So the foreign languages would be strange to them as many of them didn't understand what the disciples were saying
Are we not saying the same thing..??
.... So why do people keep saying when pple speak in tongues u must understand it otherwise it's fake and rubbish??
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 9:30am On Jul 14, 2024
Bunnatex:
He doesn't need to understand all languages. He just needs to hear it in his own indigenous languages as is in the Bible, Acts of the Apostles
Oga..u don't know what u are saying....so someone speaking in tongues in his room must be understood by everyone in this world that listens to him....?? Oga..u don't understand what u read in acts of apostle... ....
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 9:28am On Jul 14, 2024
Everyday247:
well according to the Bible when the disciples started speaking in tongues everyone could understand them.

I understand more than one language, so If his tongues make sense in both the languages I understand then it is legit, but if it doesn't well...... I don't really know what to say. undecided
Lol.....go and read that place u quote again

Some understand them , some ddnt because they accused them of being drunk and speaking gibberish..... We don't understand all languages, there is no point trying to form vandame
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 9:26am On Jul 14, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
grin No.one has come out to say.blebleble is a language spoken by a particular people we can check to see and hear. grin
grin grin Ble means something ooo....Google it..

U have not met everyone..and there are many undocumented and unpopular languages in the world..
grin My funny get valid point is...there is no need invalidating someone's tongues as fake or rubbish because we can't audit or compare it to a popular language we know..

For example.... "Bli" which can sound like gibberish to u ...also means to be come, to get, or to grow in Norwegian
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 8:47am On Jul 14, 2024
Everyday247:
This tongues you speak, can you record it and post it so that we can all listen to it? I want to see if it is different from gibberish.
Lol.....so how are you going to audit his tongues?? Are u proficient in all languages of this world, both popular and remote village language grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 8:38am On Jul 14, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
And the people who.heard.them heard.natural languages not ble ble ble. Stop deceiving yourself.
How do u know ble ble ble doesn't mean something in a particular language?? grin grin

Abi u know all languages in this world?
Christianity Etc › Re: How I Started Praying/speaking In Tongues. (my Experience) by advanceDNA: 7:38am On Jul 14, 2024
David0002:
In the bible, speaking in tongues started on the day of pentecost, when the disciples of Jesus or the apostles were baptized with the Holy Ghost. They were speaking in the other tongues as the Spirit gave them utterance. You can find it in Acts chapter 2. Read it yourself.
U don't put a gold ring in the snout of pig.... It's a waste of effort,time, and precious resource...
Romance › Re: How Do I End This Relationship Peacefully by advanceDNA: 6:32pm On Jul 13, 2024
famozine1:
Here is this girl I met recently, I loved her but she loves me more, due to my inexperience in relationship I go deeper than I suppose to, in terms of getting married stuffs like that
There is no peace way to end relationship with women as they will always make it look like u did them evil.....they hold all the victim cards in their arsenal ......in their mind, they are always perfect and give their all....they have given u all u need in life....they have don a huge favour by dating you....
Romance › Re: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA:
Sweeetheart:
You're just a decorated fooool


I know you're a product of rape, your mother birth you by rape that's why you think women must be subjected to nothing to massage your poor ego


You need a new me ;Dntal system, I fear for you if you continue with this polluted mental system


I go finished you here I promise you, shebi u sabi talk ba
Lol..... u take nairaland too seriously

See who dey Form defender of women over mere joke a while ago.... U funny.. grin ......No let nairaland give u PTSD oooo
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Allegedly Having A Soap In HIs Possession (Pics/Video) by advanceDNA: 4:37am On Jul 13, 2024
Black soap + black nylon+ young guy = yahoo = extortion



Police be like.....

Romance › Re: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA: 11:30pm On Jul 12, 2024
Sweeetheart:
Women? You need help
Yes naaa ..u dey behave like woman
Romance › Re: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA: 9:30pm On Jul 12, 2024
Sweeetheart:
That dude took it serious, if he hate ladies he should keep it to himself and stop demonstrating misogynistic here
Hate?? What has hatred got to do with humor

So uve not seen that generator and change over joke before....?? U women sometimes, everything is attack and hatred to y'all....
Romance › Re: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by advanceDNA: 7:36pm On Jul 12, 2024
Sweeetheart:
More or less like you want a complete imbeciles

A zombie you can control like robot, if Dr iweala have this mentality Ngozi wouldn't have achieved so much


A man that don't want a physical strength for his woman will even destroy her mental strength


I pity the fooool that will end up with you
U take nairaland too serious.....
Celebrities › Re: Appeal Court Upholds Daddy Freeze’s ₦‎5 Million Adultery Fine by advanceDNA: 5:27pm On Jul 12, 2024
Lol... fantabulous

Adulterous wife just made her ex husband 5M naira richer with her adulterous yansh....



ex husband be like....

Career › Re: My Pension Fund At Stake :please, Advice. by advanceDNA: 4:43pm On Jul 12, 2024
PATZYbrown:
I was wrongly accused of cash suppression, the reason I left.
Ohhh kkkkk.....I get why....u felt either way ...u are fvcked....u should have just let them finish investigating it may have turned out different


Anyways....ur pension is still urs....even if money loss or u steal all the money in their vault... Just send an email to their HR so they can officially close the case....
Food › Re: "Look at What a Woman Can Cook with 15k": Man Bursts Out at His Girlfriend by advanceDNA: 3:57pm On Jul 12, 2024
He has seen the redflag...but werey will still marry her and complain later when she starts to frustrate his life .....
Events › Re: Lady Shares Bread & Akara At Her Workplace For Her Birthday (Pics/Video) by advanceDNA: 3:07pm On Jul 12, 2024
VinnyBaba:
What does AKARA symbolize in the place you come from? 🤔😒
Na saara paroles....

it's an age long practice of sacrificially feeding people in order to receive favors in return from the universe .

....sometimes it is diabolic to directly manipulate the lives of people that eat it for the person's gain...... that's why some people go to where lots of beggars are on the street who wont refuse when they want to do it........


In both ways....it's usually an instruction from a spiritualist, Alfa, prophet or a family practice
Events › Re: Lady Shares Bread & Akara At Her Workplace For Her Birthday (Pics/Video) by advanceDNA: 2:55pm On Jul 12, 2024
Once u hear akara....na Alfa or prophet instruction things


Na saara Dem chop.....


Everybody is using something..... grin
Career › Re: My Pension Fund At Stake :please, Advice. by advanceDNA: 2:51pm On Jul 12, 2024
PATZYbrown:
On the 13th of February, 2013, I left my place of job with Ecobank as a contract staff without submiting my resignation letter.
After 7 years, I applied for my 25% compulsory remittance fund, but STANBICIBTC Pension Manager rejected my request on the ground that my former company wrote a letter to them that " I ASCONDED FROM WORK".
Yesterday, on the 11th of July, 2024, I got an SMS from STANBIC IBTC PENSION FUND, stating my current amount of #3,004,464.10.
Now, #750,000 is my 25% from my pool of fund.
What suggestions can you guys render for me to access my money? I know I goofed by not submiting my resignation letter. My e~mail: fx2brown@gmail.com
As in you just stopped going to work without any notice?? Omo u be gangster ooooo
Health › Re: Will I End Up Like This ? by advanceDNA: 9:51pm On Jul 11, 2024
ruggedboych:
I don’t understand op at all because staphylococcus is a curable disease
Person wey nor normal...
Romance › Re: Girl To Girl: I Will Give You These Two Piece Of Advice by advanceDNA: 7:59pm On Jul 11, 2024
AngelSlay:
Girl to girl: I will give you these two piece of advice

1. Never tell a man your body count

2. If you have ever had an abortion, don't trust him with such information.
A man will make u confess even when u don't want to.....ur manipulative behaviours always betray u women..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon President's Daughter, Brenda Hopes Coming Out Will Change Anti-Gay Laws by advanceDNA: 7:38pm On Jul 11, 2024
Sleekfingers:
. .....at the end of the day it will be legalize in Nigeria.
Legalize make we see naaa...which is One of the reason I'm happy the Muslims are still around..

... Christians always leaving everything till judgement day....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon President's Daughter, Brenda Hopes Coming Out Will Change Anti-Gay Laws by advanceDNA: 7:28pm On Jul 11, 2024
MadamFolake:
Just shut up you gay. Come out of your closet and see if we won't stone you. Mkpi
What is mkpi?

Abeg make i learn one new insult to drag my online people

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