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RomanceRe: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by advanceDNA: 8:55pm On Jul 25, 2024
Double0h7:
You guys don’t have a car? I feel sorry for your wife to be honest. Imagine being married, with a child, working and you’re struggling in life. Being a woman is hard! She’s a married single mother. Why haven’t you made life easier for your wife? What is your purpose as a husband that you could be so disrespected in your home? If this woman had her needs met she wouldn’t even entertain any man but there are gaps in your relationship and something must fill those holes.
Lol... grin grin grin grin..werey full this nairaland
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by advanceDNA: 8:53pm On Jul 25, 2024
Deprincess4321:
tnks a lot fr atleast beliving dat am nt fake,,cuz i notice dat any little comment i make on this forum,people do say am a guy and d call me names like moniker,whch i dnt even knw d meaning of that
Lol.... grin grin
They call u names like Moniker got me rolling on the floor grin
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 7:42pm On Jul 25, 2024
DLifeless1:
Oga, talk for yourself, if you are a crook, I am not one abeg.
Lets not prolong the topic of being crook, if it is what you are doing, I have never done it and praying to almighty God never to find Myself in the position to do it.
Yawn!!

This one got triggered....Seems I struck a nerve because I ddnt call all Nigerians crook in my comment...so I don't know why ur blood dey rush...
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze President, Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu Is Dead by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On Jul 25, 2024
Dreal1247:
This sounds strange as there was never any report or news of him being sick before this time.
U are looking at this picture yet u said there is no report of this man being sick....??

It doesn't need rocket science naaaa
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 4:07pm On Jul 25, 2024
IsellSmartTvs:
How can someone post this size of cooker with oven for 85k…and you guys weren’t scared..
Most times..I believe pple sense scam but they will always want to take their chances.
Sorry for your loss…Goodluck in finding the con artist
It's doesn't matter what price it is ..I don't think its wise to pay for goods you have not received in your hand ......this is not jumia or Amazon that has reputation to protect..... Why would u pay a random human u cannot trace..

Sounds like foolishnéss to me

I mean.... this is fvcking Nigeria for fvck sake.. last I checked, virtually everyone is crook when the opportunity comes up and it's convenient
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Drone Strikes NATO Territory In Romania (Photos) by advanceDNA: 12:36pm On Jul 25, 2024
rowland545:
Ww3 looming.... Africa will start d next
Haaaaaa....!!! Africa ??
Wahala dey ooooo....
RomanceRe: In My Current Relationship, my guy and I retaliate a lot by advanceDNA: 8:02am On Jul 25, 2024
Emanodimo:
The point you raised here baffles me, when you heard people saying that backing it up...even from religious elders, in the court room and culture. Then you begin to wonder if that is fair to men.... If it is norm for women to misbehave, have entitlement mindset

Only few have reason beyond that selfish thoughts.
Some.pple worship women...low self esteem pple....them dey mád
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:33pm On Jul 24, 2024
Wisdom7400:
UPDATE on Visa switch within the uk after curtailment
After a year plus in the uk with an unreliable employer that brought us in. No shifts, excuses, pregnancy redundancy etc. sought for cos for over a year and we no see. Decided to back down. Shockingly the employer curtailed our leaved without prior information. Para entered body as we have kids, properties etc. the day the we got the email from home office with 4 attachments of the curtailment letters, I was shocked, couldn't work, lost hope felt like my life has been cut short.
I came back home and told my wife that we MUST get cos within 7days if we apply the same strategy we used when we got from Nigeria. We swung into action, met a solicitor in London, that one too carry more para join our existing para say make we use our uk born baby get papers bla bla bla. I went through all the immigration laws, council website, citizen advice and even found out a help on it for displaced carers etc. from same website, it took me to another website that showed licenced health and care employers in the uk only. I had to add some tech skills in my search, applying to every part of uk from England to northern Ireland to Scotland to wales and gracefully I got this employer that is leaving 30 mins walk away from us, listened to our story, had interview and gave offer followed by a cos without a dime. Infact we told the employer we would pay isc after it was assigned, employer no gree I started suspecting the COS sef. All of these happened within 5 days. The employer assigned the cos and kept quiet. After like 3 more days we asked the employer about the way forward and employer said it has been done. We said ah ah, send us the document naaa, boom email entered and it was it. Employer hasn't done it before and we appeared to be the first to be assigned by the company, lots of mistakes including sub category, work duration (1 year then corrected to 3 years) and missing ISC charge. Sponsor note was added and we applied with priority as our 60 days is already counting down. Then emailed isc admin and business helpdesk including work sponsor team concerning the isc error and the payment ref that was made after the error. They acknowledged the email within 24 and telling us they have returned our application to case work and Within another 24 hours case worker approved it. Its been about 17days from the time of curtailment to successful application. From the time of visa application to approval was just 3 days with priority and id app identity check.
I am happy to share this post.
I hope this answers some people's question here on NL.
Guy........small rugged street dey ur blood...

Congrats
CelebritiesRe: Vivian Wilson: Meet Elon Musk’s 20-year-old Transgender Daughter by advanceDNA: 8:27pm On Jul 24, 2024
Omoawoke:
Jesus !!!! You are gae? But why man?

How does it work, like don’t you feel attraction to woman body, your prick doesn’t rise when it sees fresh woman laps, boobs and yansh ?
No mind all this pple wey dey call themselves gay and all manner of lgbt name... They are all bisexual in a way including the lesbians.....na sexual greed/lust dey worry them....

. All those gay guys fit straff women, their lesbian dey straff man....even that guy wey u dey ask question dey bang pvssy....
RomanceRe: Don't Jilt Your Courtship; Police Officer Appeals To Nigerian Guys (pix) by advanceDNA: 6:18pm On Jul 24, 2024
stainzvill:
We no go hear the one wey dem do men
Lol...them no dey do anything.....them be saint
RomanceRe: Don't Jilt Your Courtship; Police Officer Appeals To Nigerian Guys (pix) by advanceDNA:
fvnny fake gist....

All these modern day women....they keep overestimating their worth in a relationship ...once they say yes to date ... they have done the greatest favour for you so you must marry them unless they themselves are no longer interested........ Meaning they should be the only one to serve break fast....

Awon wérey!!!
RomanceRe: In My Current Relationship, my guy and I retaliate a lot by advanceDNA:
MeghaneMorgane:
We are not cheating people. And no, if he cheats, I’ll leave him and If I cheat, he will leave me.
We have both discussed this so cheating is not even an option in this relationship.
There is nothing wrong with it until of course one person starts to take the other for granted, which often starts when one person realizes or over thinks that they have more leverage......you both sound like good and fair individuals who get each other, and have close to equal leverage and commitment for this strategy to work.......

..I used to adopt this strategy with my ex but it never worked...she will pretend like she doesnt know what im doing or saying and also try to manipulate me, calling me names that I don't care for her, that I'm being wicked....

One day the werey outrightly said she's a woman and that it's a norm for women to frustrate men and behave like lunatics, that my duty is to pamper her and beg her......I laughed....she thought it was funny.... It was one of my best served breakfast.... I served it cold and sour
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 7:08pm On Jul 23, 2024
dragunov:
Oga Beedeeni, use this brain naah.😜😜😜😜
Lunatic too much for this forum
PoliticsRe: Daughter Of Founder Of Baze University Graduates From Reading University, UK by advanceDNA: 12:29pm On Jul 23, 2024
hardbody:
I perfectly understand your challenges in the area of capacity (and/or lack of it) to discuss. Enjoy the rest of your sorry life.
Werey.... u think say I get ur time
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Should Be Fully Supported - Peter Obi by advanceDNA: 10:01am On Jul 23, 2024
Funkyswagzz:
Lol they will attack obi now
Let me see how Reno will launch his attack
PoliticsRe: Daughter Of Founder Of Baze University Graduates From Reading University, UK by advanceDNA: 8:19am On Jul 23, 2024
hardbody:
I have turned to lunatic just because i wanted to engage with your sane brilliant mind grin grin grin
Carry ur condescending engagement to another place abeg
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 8:19am On Jul 23, 2024
dragunov:
Oga Beedeeni, go and ask Google. Kapische?
Ask Google what?? I don't even know what u talking about.... This nairaland seff..werey just full everywhere......
RomanceRe: [DON'T DO THIS] The Surprising Truth About Paying Your Gf Salary OR School Fees by advanceDNA: 4:59am On Jul 23, 2024
dkidd:
Which one be monthly allowance are U okay?
Lol..... The guy dey form "real men"
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 4:33am On Jul 23, 2024
dragunov:
It has been dropped, oga Beedeeni.
What has been dropped?
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 11:57pm On Jul 22, 2024
IamANigerianMan:
You continue to type noñsense, these people beat the system that is not working.. there is no where in our educational system that primary four should go and write common entrance.. EDUCATION IS NOT ALL ABOUT AGE AND CERTIFICATE... is all about find solution to human problem, because our education is to get government Job that is why you are typing all this.
They ddnt beat any system...who are u to prove that they were not educated beyond certificate..?? So all those pple spending 13 years in ur rubbish Nigerian school are automatically more educated because they spent 13years.?? Can u see ur brain is on flight mode...

.this is 2024 ..the internet age..and u are here saying someone has to spend 13 years in a school before they can be educated.. u should take back all the money u paid for education man..

Even abroad...kids are approved to be schooled at home without even going to any school and they write their high school diploma exam whenever they are ready...there are many 12 years old in uni. Abroad

Na only for Nigeria bad belle pple like you go dey beef brilliant young pple becos u couldn't achieve what they did....yet men like u will see small girls like this and sleep with them......

Shioor..shame on you....u see impressive girl but all u feel na bad belle
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 10:58pm On Jul 22, 2024
hardbody:


If its not from a federal Uni, it doesn't count for me. Call me whatever name you like.
Na bed belle dey worry you.....
PoliticsRe: Daughter Of Founder Of Baze University Graduates From Reading University, UK by advanceDNA: 10:58pm On Jul 22, 2024
hardbody:
There is something called conflict of interests. Learn
Who is this lunatic.....go and teach ur family members at home.... What is wrong with you pple on nairaland .....??
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 10:56pm On Jul 22, 2024
IamANigerianMan:
You believe this overhype noñsense, nobody can graduate from uversity at 19, primary school 6years, secondary school 6years , Jamb 1 year that is 13 years university 4 years that 7 years . Did he start primary at age 1.?
Guy..you are funny....
U never see brilliant kids dey pass common entrance from primary 4.....GCE from SS2...

Lol....u even give separate year for jamb...

..the same year students write WAEC or GCE, they also write jamb and do well and even enter University same year....... stay there dey expect brilliant kids to spend 13 years before entering university...

.....Guy...na 2024 we dey oooo....
AutosRe: Clean Baked Registered 2007 HONDA Manual by advanceDNA: 8:13pm On Jul 22, 2024
Mikocake:
Rectified
Rectified wetin??
PoliticsRe: Daughter Of Founder Of Baze University Graduates From Reading University, UK by advanceDNA: 5:41pm On Jul 22, 2024
U dey produce wetin your family nor fit chop..


Same way they don't receive medical care in the country
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Impact Of Subsidy Removal On The Nigeria Economy And Her Citizens. by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On Jul 22, 2024
Lies lies lies 24/7 lies...

Subsidy is one of the ways the government ensures it's people enjoys its common wealth

Go to many countries...there is subsidy on fuel, subsidy on flour, wheat, rice, fertilizers, manufacturing equipments, many products that virtually everyone consumes. This helps government control price so manufacturers don't suffocate the masses

...but government first spread the propaganda that made you think and accept u don't deserve your own common wealth..... imagine Manufactures importing equipment with 2010naira to 1naira....

They removed subsidy on everything...all for what?? I ask u again all for what....??

We live in a country where corruption is a norm....all the money that doesn't go into subsidy has only be embezzled by a few ...

Nigerians are just suffering for nothing....
Nairaland GeneralRe: World Bank Nigerian Officials Collect 40% Of Every Loan As Bribe, Says Women Aff by advanceDNA: 3:34pm On Jul 22, 2024
If this surprises you...then u don't understand the corruption climate that exist in Nigeria...

It's a norm for govt officials to steal
If u decide not to steal...u are the one that will be seen as evil....
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And Burna Boy Seen Partying Together In London (video) by advanceDNA: 2:18pm On Jul 22, 2024
Afonjah:
These people must lead very boring lives.
Imagine doing the same routine for 10 years and more.


Worse than the 9-5.
consistency is needed in the journey of being great which will involve routine.....but Doing what u love doesn't get boring even if it's routinous.......u cant compare 9-5 at all
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 9:23am On Jul 22, 2024
manmade:
See what the young dude has achieved for himself in his tender age and someone will come to tell us to wait till age 18 before being eligible to write jamb or enter university..
Na girl ooo
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 9:00am On Jul 22, 2024
Jheypeel:
12.5kg cylinder for 50k
Are you ok ?
Why do u guys like insulting pple for what they post..??...shebi if they see nobody is calling them, they will reduce the price or forget about selling it..
PoliticsRe: Be Patient, Tinubu’s Policies Need More Time To Materialise – Oshiomhole by advanceDNA: 8:57am On Jul 22, 2024
LordIsaac:
Of course...Obedients! grin
Sigh...!!

..as usual...everyone that doesn't like the way nigeria is must be obidients ...u can run along now.... Enjoy your day...
EducationRe: 19-year-old Tolulope Ekundayo Graduates With A First Class In Accounting by advanceDNA: 8:49am On Jul 22, 2024
KingLennon:
What is this one saying sef? sad. Day by day, the number of people losing their sånity is increasing...
Bad belle...we see you....

Pele

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