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RomanceRe: Should Virginity Be Celebrated Openly When Couples Marry? by advanceDNA: 1:55pm On Mar 12, 2025
It should not be celebrated openly oooo...so that those who lost their own during truth or dare, plate of indomie, urgent 5k, black berry and iphone, won't feel angry and bitter ....

.....u know them by their regular saying..." Virginity doesn't make a good wife" ....virginity is a scam....

They even claim fvcking as many penis as possible makes them better wifey material because they have seen it all but virgins have not.. grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Natasha Akpoti Reports Her Suspension To UN Inter-parliamentary Union by advanceDNA: 9:29pm On Mar 11, 2025
Centcanada:
what happens to her will happen .to your sister in the future in Jesus name
Is this supposed to be a prayer to God??

The way una dey use Jesus name seff be one kind
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did Jesus Symbolize His Blood With Wine? by advanceDNA: 12:35pm On Mar 11, 2025
I don't think the type of drink he used matter.. He wasn't going to cut his flesh and give them his blood to drink like some of the jews thought in John 6.....so it all a symbolism that only had meaning and effect through faith

If they were drinking water at the time he probably would have used water.... ..
FoodRe: Butchers Fear Shutdown As Cow Price Soars To N2m by advanceDNA: 7:36pm On Mar 10, 2025
Smartwave:
Always Rejoice in bad news.
Where is the bad news?? Stop being negative about ur country
RomanceRe: Can I Have Her? by advanceDNA: 2:58pm On Mar 10, 2025
TheFinesseKid:
read wetin him write, this time, slowly. Does OP seem like who's not falling? E be like who won chop comot body? Dey play
If u like read slowly....if u like read fast...

Na lust and penis dey drive OP....if u can't see that na u sabi
FoodRe: Butchers Fear Shutdown As Cow Price Soars To N2m by advanceDNA: 1:17pm On Mar 10, 2025
Lies ...price of everything has crashed by 70%
grin grin
RomanceRe: Can I Have Her? by advanceDNA: 1:11pm On Mar 10, 2025
TheFinesseKid:
lol. This guy just dey muse me. Ogbeni, better forget about getting attached. You think you're better than her bf, in what way? After you succeed in "snatching" her from her bf, what makes you confident she won't be snatched from you too? Better abandon that confused project. If you like go dey get emotionally attached. Them go use you dump you.
Did he tell you he's afraid of being used and dumped ...somebody wan chop and clean mouth u dey ask am if he's better than the lady's boyfriend....what has that gotta do with anything??
CelebritiesRe: BabaTee Says Affair With Ijoba Lande's Wife Was Truth or Dare 'One-Minute Doggy' by advanceDNA: 12:59pm On Mar 10, 2025
Before it was indomie and egg ..

It became urgent 5k

Later it graduated to iPhone and wig...

Now it's truth or dare...

Sigh!! If that guy that always advice guys to go for a virgin talk now....una go dey cry foul... grin

I mean, why would anyone be happy marrying a woman that freely offs pata anywhere
RomanceRe: Promiscuous Women Marry good men by advanceDNA: 12:37pm On Mar 08, 2025
Its a viscous Cycle...as long as we have redefined the standards of morality, everybody must collect, including the good one that don't know they are dating community penis and pvssy
BusinessRe: Hoarders Lose As Food Prices Crash By 40% by advanceDNA: 7:23pm On Mar 07, 2025
donself9:
and someone feels i am liein ...

noted
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I never said u lied.....u are the one calling urself a liar now
HealthRe: Urgent Help About My Mouth by advanceDNA: 6:56pm On Mar 07, 2025
Be like infection related inflammation...best to go see a dentist oooo..... Private dey cost die..so I suggest u go to Government hospital on monday

Pending that time...
..get amoxicillin 500mg 12hrs.. 7days
.flagyl 400mg 8hrs...
Cataflam..50mg 8hrs
Paracetamol 1g 8hrs
..if u can't afford cataflam cos that drug fit dey go like N2500 or 3K ..just get Diclofenac.. start 100mg ...continue 50mg 8hrs

.any pain in the mouth like gum and tooth no be anybody mate... E go be like ur village people pack come ur side ..

Pele....u go dey alright..

Try drink like pap or custard with sugar ooooo..u no fit use drug without food ooooo.....
BusinessRe: Hoarders Lose As Food Prices Crash By 40% by advanceDNA: 6:08pm On Mar 07, 2025
uglodoh:
Food prices have crashed in my area
Crashed??
Obviously ur definition of crash and what's in the dictionary is different.....
BusinessRe: Hoarders Lose As Food Prices Crash By 40% by advanceDNA: 5:24pm On Mar 07, 2025
donself9:
It did crash maybe not to expectation, i ask babe to do survey for me ... derica of rice in my area is 1100 , garri now around 2500 for a paint , and even beans derica is 1700 or so

hopefully it gets better
Only ur side ooooo...all these comment u are reading of pple saying nothing crashed in their side are lying abi??
BusinessRe: Hoarders Lose As Food Prices Crash By 40% by advanceDNA: 4:24pm On Mar 07, 2025
Simisima:
But how come foodstuffs are still expensive in my area?
because it's a media created lie....food prices did not crash by any 40%>>>

Tinubu and his cabinet are bunch of incompetent people ...that's how they use national bureau of statistics to doctor inflation statistics on reduce unemployment rate by changing what it means to be employed to anyone that has worked at least once in a month
PoliticsRe: Omokri Challenges Natasha To Take Lie Detector Test Over Harassment Claims by advanceDNA: 1:16pm On Mar 07, 2025
grandstar:
This man get sense today.

I love this!

Both should take a test. Akpabio can go first if she refuses.

We need to know the truth ASAP
U are naive....

right before our eyes....INEC manipulates result every 4 years....

The video of Ganduje was all over the news and till today it was denied...

But somehow ...u think a lie detector test will be a good way of knowing the truth where two politicians are involved....

. Guy stop that rough play
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels: Love Story Or A Slow Awakening? by advanceDNA: 8:53am On Mar 07, 2025
Lol...

greedy parents agreed to marry their money hungry daughter to an old man who wants young girl as trophy wife.....

Abeg sir....which love are you talking about??
PoliticsRe: ‘Why No Senator Openly Supports Natasha’ - Shehu Sani by advanceDNA: 1:25am On Mar 07, 2025
JASONjnr:
I carefully went through her petition and it's a piece of trash....


She claimed her husband was there when Akpabio fondled her hands and he didn't see it .....

She claimed that he told her she should make her happy.... Apparently, Akpabio never asked her for sex.... Making someone happy could mean so many things.... Could mean, help me with contracts or Information.

.
See u trying to justify akpabio with desperation....he doesn't have wife & family members to make happy at home..... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 9:55pm On Mar 06, 2025
Kingadex60:
so u sef know say e dey expensive, he needs to be told or else he might not know such items are outrageous to be posted on this clearance thread
Where in my comment did I say it's expensive. E be like say u just like to harass person.. what do u mean by he needs to be told...?? U literally harassed the guy to delete his post like u own this place...guy u dey form ancient of days ..

By the way....its not expensive....just because one person sold his own ridiculously cheap doesn't make it the standard.....the fridge looks very neat and the new one is around 200k
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 6:59pm On Mar 06, 2025
motta:
they no need tell am when he don write SA tire he go do the needful
Its as simple as that...

..if it's too expensive....he will realize it and change the price ..
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 6:58pm On Mar 06, 2025
Kingadex60:
you dey play, who dey bully am... Did I insult him or what do u mean
....no be English u dey use type ....dey do like say you nor know wetin bully means.......

Guy....who u be naaa....na who make you mod or class captain for here to dey bully another person make he delete post for here..?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 6:12pm On Mar 06, 2025
Kingadex60:
before I talk, you expect someone to give you even 100k for this fridge on this clearance thread... Oga delete that post ASAP...
Oga, why you dey bully the guy naaa

Let him sell his fridge naaaa......and u are telling him to delete the post.....na u get nairaland??

@ ayomarcel ... Sell ur fridge... No let anybody harass you....
RomanceRe: Cornelius M. Anderson: Grace Or Luck On Steroids by advanceDNA(op): 2:19pm On Mar 06, 2025
System Reboot. grin grin
After 13 years, when Anderson was meant to be released, the state just realized the nigga was never there.

Anderson said: "I was sleeping and was awoken about 6 o'clock in the morning by an unusual hard knocking.

"It was the consistent knocking so I knew something wasn't right...."So I quickly ran down the stairs and said, who is it? And they said, US marshals , "Open it up or we are bringing the door down quick"

"As soon as I opened up the door, it was an army. I mean they had the shields. They had the helmets. They had the AR-15 style machine-looking guns. And they had the street blocked off like they came for a terrorist.

And I said, "hey guys, you got the wrong person." And he just looked at me. and said, "nope, you're the definitely the right person" before we was arrested and dragged to jail to serve is the full sentence.


He owed the system 13 years but Grace found a loop hole
Now this is where luck evolved into grace.
Anderson was taken to prison immediately but after nine months, his release was approved.

Judge Terry Lynn Brown released Anderson on the grounds that his life over the previous 13 years had led him to believe he was a "changed man."
Even though he was owing the state 13 years worth of time, Mr Anderson had become what the prisons were designed for ....."to turn the criminal around"

(Anderson leaving with his family after release below).


Where is nlfpmod seff..

RomanceRe: Cornelius M. Anderson: Grace Or Luck On Steroids by advanceDNA(op): 2:13pm On Mar 06, 2025
Anderson turned his life around
Anderson did not misuse his opportunity.
He married, had 4 kids, started a construction business, joined his local church, started doing humanitarian service, and even coached a youth football team.
He did not change his identity and never tried to hide as he even renewed his driver's license

RomanceRe: Cornelius M. Anderson: Grace Or Luck On Steroids by advanceDNA(op):
The year 1999 Robbery.

August 15, 1999 in Missouri, Anderson robbed a Burger King manager at gunpoint of approximately $2,000 while the manager was attempting to deposit the money in a night deposit box at a bank and successful got away.


No perfect crime.
A witness saw Anderson leaving in a car and reported the license plate number to the police.
When the police ran the number, they found that it was registered to Cornealious Michael Anderson. They did not catch him until two months later, when he was found hiding in his girlfriend's apartment.

Trial, conviction, & appeal

In March 2000, Anderson's jury trial for armed robbery began and the jury returned a guilty verdict and Anderson was slapped with a sentence running to a total of 13 years in prison.

His attorney posted his bail which was approved and also appealed the conviction, arguing unfair prejudice as the police did not recover the robbery weapon but only found a weapon magazine in Anderson's home.

The appeal judge, however, reaffirmed his conviction, which was appealed by the attorney to the Supreme Court of Missouri. But 4 out of the 7 justices voted to uphold the conviction again.


When the Grace/Mercy or Luck started to manifest
Instead of issuing an arrest warrant for Anderson, nothing happened. He called to find out when he was to resume to prison since the police ddnt come to pick him up. But, he was told to await instructions.

Instructions never came.
Anderson waited but no one came came for him.
He and his lawyer filed another appeal in 2004 but no one noticed again that his address was still the same home address instead of the prison address where he should be appealing from at the time.

Somehow, by a supposed system clerical error from two ends, both from the system that was to take him to prison and the system that was to receive and confirm he had been locked up, Anderson was somehow confirmed to be in prison and was never picked up for 13 years.
RomanceCornelius M. Anderson: Grace Or Luck On Steroids by advanceDNA(op): 2:09pm On Mar 06, 2025
If you don't believe in Grace or divine Mercy, then this will probably be one of the wildest luck stories you've ever read....

It's none other than the supposed clerical error account of Cornelius Michael Anderson III.

PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Dismisses Falana’s Suit To Ban Public Officers From Medical Tourism by advanceDNA: 12:24pm On Mar 06, 2025
helinues:
Falana is now a big time joke
He's a joke ?? Becos he wants our public office holders to be more sensitive to public health service at home??

Yet u are among those saying law makers should make Nigerian trained doctors stay in Nigeria
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing That Made You Realize You Can't Settle With Her by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Mar 06, 2025
kingslj:
, ARE OTHER COUNTRIES GIRLS LIKE NIGERIAN GIRLS?
Baba...I'm not sure oooo
HealthRe: Tinubu Approves 80% Subsidy On Kidney Dialysis by advanceDNA: 9:02am On Mar 06, 2025
VeryBoi:
I don't understand the news, KIDNEY in SUBSIDY?
Lol..... grin grin

Comedian
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing That Made You Realize You Can't Settle With Her by advanceDNA: 4:08pm On Mar 05, 2025
One her way to my side on Friday evening...I called that we needed bread and some stuff, all reach like 4k, which she bought..

Sunday evening, her phone fell while video calling and laughing with her friends online...she use style leave phone for my side, call say make I help her with screen ...

...after I help am fix the iPhone X screen, I call am make she come collect am for office during the week.....werey get mind tell me say I dey owe am 4k wey she use buy stuffs on fridày evening.....
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing That Made You Realize You Can't Settle With Her by advanceDNA: 3:47pm On Mar 05, 2025
Magnetic010:
edit your topic...the grammatical error is enough for anyone to refuse to settle with you
See vawulence!!!
CelebritiesRe: Ijoba Lande Kneels, Begging His Cheating Wife To Stay (Photos) by advanceDNA: 3:40pm On Mar 05, 2025
Nigga is just postponing the inevitable.....

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