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Events / Re: Lady Weds Amidst Fatal Accident Few Days To Her Wedding by advocate666: 9:33pm On May 12, 2019
All is vanity.

Death awaits us all.
Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 12:37pm On May 12, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
Yeah, a disciple that gives you day and night mares. One that you dread can send you into a herd of swines

the godly and their empty boasts. SMDH
Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 12:26pm On May 12, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
We go way back, way back in the AlfaSeltzer days
besides it's good seeing you squirm from being on the lusting after receiving end too

Ah. Sorry. I didn't know I was talking to a disciple.

What was your previous moniker?
Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 12:16pm On May 12, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyHilarious.gif[/img]
Demons sabi good tings, hin too wan straff
Put it down to, the one that got away

Why are you lusting after me?
Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 10:59am On May 12, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
The user's account has been deactivated. You don't shine as bright at all now, do you.

Oh well.

Don't worry about me. Billions more candidates on earth to lust after. Brightness not required.
Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 10:48am On May 12, 2019
MuttleyLaff:


Thank God there is no more a Michellekabod1 for you to feast and lust after. Demons are not as bright as their head honco the devil

What do you mean by this? What happened to her?
Politics / Re: The Four New Emirs Tubarned In Kano Today (Pictures) by advocate666: 8:32pm On May 11, 2019
rattlesnake:
u must be crsd

I am.
Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 8:29pm On May 11, 2019
Michellekabod1:

You are calling me Satan,advocate666?



Hypocrisy is when someone accuses you of indirectly stalking or attacking you yet still indirectly calls you devil

Beautiful one. You are much pretier than my Master Satan. I asked you out. What do you say? I can show you the weekend of your dreams.

Please say yes. I will finance your travel. Can you travel to Europe visa wise?
Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 7:47pm On May 11, 2019
jesusjnr:
Apologies advocate666 for dragging you into my personal stuff, but Satan is really fighting as you can see, but victory is already guaranteed as you have and would still see.

You call the beating you are receiving from Satan fighting?

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Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 7:41pm On May 11, 2019
Michellekabod1:

Laughing hard at your folly, like none of what is said is sensible but baseless....
It ends here,my conversation with you as now you have shown you are full of lies, presumption,deceit,cherry-picking and viles.....
Thank you,who ever you worship or believe in will definitely reward you for all of this,you are messing with the wrong person....go on.thank you.i will not mention you again but soon your pride will pull down like a pack of cards and you will humbly learn things...i don't speak empty words

I would love to spend a weekend with you. Go shopping, see movies, sleep in very nice hotels. No church nonsense. What do you say?
Politics / Re: The Four New Emirs Tubarned In Kano Today (Pictures) by advocate666: 7:34pm On May 11, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:
Some Buckets to gather ipob Yoots' Tears grin grin

Why shall we cry when Gandollar is behaving like us? grin

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Politics / Re: The Four New Emirs Tubarned In Kano Today (Pictures) by advocate666: 7:33pm On May 11, 2019
I just love Ganduje.

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Religion / Re: I'm In A Fix, Need Help! by advocate666: 7:25pm On May 11, 2019
jesusjnr:
Yeah!

After indirectly alleging that I, that had never on even one single occasion for over three months I had personally known you asked you for any of such, pestered you for money, sex etc., openly in a public forum, now come behind in private and offer an apology without remorse, over what you still call a joke, an apology indeed!

Such a malicious and serious allegation that calls someone's character, credibility and integrity into question, is what you still call a joke, and you still call what you offered an apology?

It says a lot about the extent of your reasoning yet you expect me to take your apology as anything more than a joke?

Well at least you know I never asked you for an apology, but I was insistent on remorse, because if you weren't able to see the gravity of what you'd done even up til now, you can keep such a waste of an apology, for it doesn't exist to me

Of course I already know the extent of your misplaced priorities, where serious things are jokes to you, while jokes to you are serious things, so no surprises there. At least you have now agreed that you first mentioned me, so I was right to that extent and you were wrong.

And moreover you can keep wallowing in your deceit that it wasn't deliberate and out of bitterness to get back at me, that you don't just make a comment but kept moaning on how a christian did this, and how a christian did that with respect to his expression of his own opinion on not loving unconditionally which to him doesn't exist.

And how I would see your expressing your opinion as an attack on my person as I always do that, and all that unfounded gibberish nonsense etc.

But feel free to continue moaning with the figments of your imaginations and unfounded sentiments.Oh now I see! So you can compare me to everyone else without being stupid yourself, but then when I just compare you to just one person, I become stupid, well I'd take that as a compliment, coming from you that doesn't compare yourself to anyone else indeed, Lolz! What a joke you just told that deserves a ridiculous laughter from me, for you've forgotten that you're not talking to a stranger here, you that compares yourself to someone else to such a ridiculous extent. SMH Yes I would keep being a fool to you for calling a useless unfounded thread by it true name, for you were in pain indeed, one self-inflicted by your mistakes and phobia probably implanted in your DNA against Christians and Christianity, for a thread that would also make a big deal about a church close to your house making noise, like a mosque, a club, even a next door neighbor would, cannot be more useless, and I made this very point on that useless thread. For even my advocate666 thread as useless as it was, can at least pride itself in the fact that it has a thread that is more useless than it because of that your utterly useless thread. Who's stopping you from freely expressing yourself, for if you could remember, when I saw your comment about limiting your appearance on nairaland, I had told you to make sure that it wasn't because of me, because I didn't want to be a reason you are not free to express yourself here.

But then when you cannot make a comment without including personal issues like me not loving unconditionally and so on, then it becomes clearly obvious that bitterness, vengeance and malice is factorial in your comments, and that you hate is a fact!

Except someone can regret being good to someone else, that's only when I could possibly regret everything that I'd done.

I wish you the same with your remorseless apology.

You just have to drag me in to your wahalas. Don't you.
Is Satan calling you or what?

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Politics / Re: To All Young People: Leave This Country Now by advocate666: 1:31pm On May 11, 2019
Nukilia:


In the country you are today, their young men fought for it to be a safe place, that is why you are there today. Don't be a coward, fight for your own country also.

#Shalom

I did fight for my country. I fought for Biafra.
Politics / Re: JUST IN: Top Kano State Government Officials Quit by advocate666: 1:23am On May 11, 2019
Na only islamists full the goverment. No scientists.
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Meeting With Security Chiefs In Pictures by advocate666: 7:58pm On May 09, 2019
Edcure1:
I don't get it, isn't the vice president a statutory member of the national security council?
grin grin

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Religion / Re: Has Anyone Actually Seen A Demon Before? by advocate666: 7:08pm On May 09, 2019
MisterKings:


Then why are they presumed to be ugly and wicked etc

Ignorance and fear mongering by the godly.

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Religion / Re: Has Anyone Actually Seen A Demon Before? by advocate666: 1:55pm On May 09, 2019
MisterKings:


So what exactly is their job, to hurt people? And are they only predominant in Africa?

Demons won't hurt you. They go anywhere.
Religion / Re: Has Anyone Actually Seen A Demon Before? by advocate666: 1:37pm On May 09, 2019
MisterKings:


Which ones demons or angels

Demons

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by advocate666: 9:59pm On May 08, 2019
Don't worry about a thing,
Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: don't worry about a thing,
Cause every little thing gonna be all right!

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Religion / Re: How Jesusjnr Emerged Victorious In Advocate666's Simple Challenge. Photos by advocate666: 9:29pm On May 08, 2019
Nostradamus:
thought as much.

Now you know.

Now you are less ignorant.
Religion / Re: Has Anyone Actually Seen A Demon Before? by advocate666: 8:37pm On May 08, 2019
Yes I have.

They visit during incantations.

You can also summon them if you have the gift.

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Religion / Re: How Jesusjnr Emerged Victorious In Advocate666's Simple Challenge. Photos by advocate666: 8:35pm On May 08, 2019
4 pages later we still don't know if God has nipples.

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Religion / Re: How Jesusjnr Emerged Victorious In Advocate666's Simple Challenge. Photos by advocate666: 8:29pm On May 08, 2019
Nostradamus:
oga i went through your posts now and i've got some questions for you,which type of satanist are you??there are two types of satanism(i hope you know this)which of them are you?? Answer this question first.

The fake type.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by advocate666: 9:41pm On May 07, 2019
Hian
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by advocate666: 9:46pm On May 06, 2019
Iheanacho grin grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor Joseph Duke Dies 5 Months After Wedding (Photos) by advocate666: 7:34pm On May 06, 2019
grin
Religion / Re: The god unmighty Of The Blasphemous Nairaland Satanists Is The Lord Of Lies by advocate666: 7:24pm On May 06, 2019
Just see the type of things that worry the nazarene and his unmarried dad: Capital letters.
Romance / Re: How A Man Met His Wife At His Place Of Work by advocate666: 12:41pm On May 06, 2019
Photo of the "beautiful" lady or ....
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Slays In Beautiful Photos, Flaunts Ring by advocate666: 12:17pm On May 06, 2019
Yoruba forum trying to push their ugly bittches on us as beautiful.
Politics / Re: Army Bans Motorcycles In Some States To Curb Kidnapping (Full List) by advocate666: 1:00am On May 06, 2019
obiekunie1:
DOES THE ARMY HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THAT?

ARE THOSE STATES UNDER STATE OF EMERGENCY? OR THE STATES NO LONGER HAVE GOVERNORS?



APC GOVERNMENT - SAME AS MILITARY GOVERNMENT!

This is The Zoo.

Everybody has a right to do anyhow.

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Politics / Re: Viral!!! Picture Of The Day! (PHOTO) by advocate666: 8:26pm On May 05, 2019
rex444:
How stupid is this

It is the only thing than can come out of brain filled with ewedu and quaranic messages.

Better to be born mad that do this to oneself.

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