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Politics / Re: Ado Doguwa: Nigerians Must Be Allowed To Take Up Arms & Defend Themselves by Afonjashapmouth: 5:38am On Apr 01, 2022
NEEDED EXCUSE FOR CULTIST AND CRIMINALS...... SO MANY MUMU AT THE TOP MEANWHILE THEY WILL SUFFER THE MOST IF ACCEPTED. COS THE POOR WILL SOON BE FEASTING ON THE RICH
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month Nairalanders (April) by Afonjashapmouth: 5:36am On Apr 01, 2022
WE PRAY FOR PEACE IN THE LAND
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Begs God To Protect Him In The Bush After Colleagues Ran Away by Afonjashapmouth: 9:22am On Mar 31, 2022
Nigerian soldiers deserves extra extra pay[

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Sports / Re: World Cup Qualifying: Cameroon Join Senegal, Ghana, Morocco & Tunisia To Qatar by Afonjashapmouth: 5:29am On Mar 30, 2022
You cannot always win in everything.
Politics / Re: PDP NWC Dissolves Kano Party Executives, Appoints Seven-Man Committee by Afonjashapmouth: 5:28am On Mar 30, 2022
The only dissolve wey concern us na Garri inside water. If dem like make dem dissolve the whole party join APC
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Appologises, Says "Love Will Make You Do Crazy Things" by Afonjashapmouth: 6:43am On Mar 28, 2022
This is one crazy thing about Foreign comedians. They do not know boundaries WIll Smith was definitely wrong to have climbed that stage to display such immaturity and also yell his throat out like a 5yr old kid after laughing at the same joke but in other to please his husband had to run that little show of shame. There is always an after-show or the use of your page to make a PSA about nobody making no jokes about you and your family hence. I also always wonder why they pick on each other with a serious life crisis. Nick Canon suffers one of the biggest blows but anyway he was wise to convert that into money. This is one thing we don't do in Africa because we know this is the hub for emotion and sentiments is our daily bread so pick on people's serious life issues at your own peril. Even Tuface doesn't find his own joke funny anymore and would outrightly attack you.

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Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock After He Joked About His Wife At The Oscars (Video) by Afonjashapmouth: 6:43am On Mar 28, 2022
This is one crazy thing about Foreign comedians. They do not know boundaries WIll Smith was definitely wrong to have climbed that stage to display such immaturity and also yell his throat out like a 5yr old kid after laughing at the same joke but in other to please his husband had to run that little show of shame. There is always an after-show or the use of your page to make a PSA about nobody making no jokes about you and your family hence. I also always wonder why they pick on each other with a serious life crisis. Nick Canon suffers one of the biggest blows but anyway he was wise to convert that into money. This is one thing we don't do in Africa because we know this is the hub for emotion and sentiments is our daily bread so pick on people's serious life issues at your own peril. Even Tuface doesn't find his own joke funny anymore and would outrightly attack you.

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NYSC / Re: Corps Member Slumps And Dies While Watching Football Match At Orientation Camp I by Afonjashapmouth: 5:55am On Mar 28, 2022
The tension in the land added to this una soccer tension can kill self ..... so sad RIP
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith slaps Chris Rock Over Jada Joke at the Oscars by Afonjashapmouth: 5:45am On Mar 28, 2022
This is one crazy thing about Foreign comedians. They do not know boundaries WIll Smith was definitely wrong to have climbed that stage to display such immaturity and also yell his throat out like a 5yr old kid after laughing at the same joke but in other to please his husband had to run that little show of shame. There is always an after-show or the use of your page to make a PSA about nobody making no jokes about you and your family hence. I also always wonder why they pick on each other with a serious life crisis. Nick Canon suffers one of the biggest blows but anyway he was wise to convert that into money. This is one thing we don't do in Africa because we know this is the hub for emotion and sentiments is our daily bread so pick on people's serious life issues at your own peril. Even Tuface doesn't find his own joke funny anymore and would outrightly attack you.

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Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock On Oscars Stage In Shock Moment by Afonjashapmouth: 5:45am On Mar 28, 2022
This is one crazy thing about Foreign comedians. They do not know boundaries WIll Smith was definitely wrong to have climbed that stage to display such immaturity and also yell his throat out like a 5yr old kid after laughing at the same joke but in other to please his husband had to run that little show of shame. There is always an after-show or the use of your page to make a PSA about nobody making no jokes about you and your family hence. I also always wonder why they pick on each other with a serious life crisis. Nick Canon suffers one of the biggest blows but anyway he was wise to convert that into money. This is one thing we don't do in Africa because we know this is the hub for emotion and sentiments is our daily bread so pick on people's serious life issues at your own peril. Even Tuface doesn't find his own joke funny anymore and would outrightly attack you.
TV/Movies / Re: Will Smith Punches Chris Rock For Joking About His Wife At The Oscars by Afonjashapmouth: 4:39am On Mar 28, 2022
This is one crazy thing about Foreign comedians. They do not know boundaries WIll Smith was definitely wrong to have climbed that stage to display such immaturity and also yell his throat out like a 5yr old kid after laughing at the same joke but in other to please his husband had to run that little show of shame. There is always an after-show or the use of your page to make a PSA about nobody making no jokes about you and your family hence. I also always wonder why they pick on each other with a serious life crisis. Nick Canon suffers one of the biggest blows but anyway he was wise to convert that into money. This is one thing we don't do in Africa because we know this is the hub for emotion and sentiments is our daily bread so pick on people's serious life issues at your own peril. Even Tuface doesn't find his own joke funny anymore and would outrightly attack you.
Forum Games / Re: Make A Proverb From This Picture by Afonjashapmouth: 10:32am On Mar 27, 2022
STOP GIVING HEAD!
Business / Re: Naira May Fall To ₦700 Per Dollar Over Oil Theft, Low Export – NACCIMA by Afonjashapmouth: 5:09am On Mar 27, 2022
Wetin never fall for naija? Na make people dey fall remain. We are getting to that phase where the poor eats the rich gradually

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Tank Regiment Commander Kills Himself Over Unserviceable Vehicles by Afonjashapmouth: 5:08am On Mar 27, 2022
Why he come lie on the innocent Tank? Baba don wan jakpa before
Politics / Re: Jonathan Visits President Of Togo, Faure Essozimna Gnassingbe (Photos) by Afonjashapmouth: 6:33pm On Mar 26, 2022
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Politics / Re: Jonathan Visits President Of Togo, Faure Essozimna Gnassingbe (Photos) by Afonjashapmouth: 6:33pm On Mar 26, 2022
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Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Support Groups Storm APC National Convention (Photos) by Afonjashapmouth: 6:04pm On Mar 26, 2022
Nigerian politicians are like standing fan to me, the only difference is whether the rotating nob is released or not.

It's either they are rotating at the same 180 degrees as their successor

Or

Stand still fanning some lots

They dont ever do 360 degrees views of our problem

Politics / Re: APC Convention: Police Teargas Delegates, Journalists As Thugs Strike by Afonjashapmouth: 4:45pm On Mar 26, 2022
You see why i said for any revolution to happen in Nigeria, the first set of people that need sensitization is Nigerian Youths. We are just smart unintelligent lots. At this stage and time, should we still have anybody fighting for these men for loose coins? We are totally the same with these men at the end of the day because Nigeria is a hub that believes in daily money or what they can see now now! hence the increase in criminal activities. We are sure not ready anytime soon

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Politics / Re: APC National Convention 2022 (Live Updates) by Afonjashapmouth: 4:38pm On Mar 26, 2022
oya nah
Food / Re: Mouthwatering Vegetable Sauce/stew For Rice by Afonjashapmouth: 4:38pm On Mar 25, 2022
Soup wey sweet na money kill am... Omo shey people no dey break up again ni? This queue no dey move nahh grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Traditional Wedding List Given To Me To Marry A Calabar Bride. Please Advise by Afonjashapmouth: 8:22pm On Mar 21, 2022
Ladies need to start speaking with their family because in the future this marriage list will leave many of them redundant in their father's house

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do You Feel Staying At Home On A Monday Morning? Share Your Experience. by Afonjashapmouth: 2:09pm On Mar 21, 2022
Nobody is unemployed in Nigeria. Some people just think some things are not worthy for their egocentric personality.
Business / Re: Microsoft Opens It First African Development Center In Lagos by Afonjashapmouth: 11:44am On Mar 21, 2022
Nobody will wail about why they decided it's Nigeria but if it's another African country we won't hear the sound of our generators again. Make una sha dey give dem light before dem go relocate go Ghana. grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mcdonald's Closed 847 Restaurants In Russia. Russians Turned The Logo 90 Degrees by Afonjashapmouth: 11:43am On Mar 21, 2022
Respect you mean people avoiding them because they are like a snake slide in the middle and wouldn't mind going down with just anybody that come close? If they do not stop any time soon, they might end up seeking for forgiveness if not get rid of putin for sanity sake. I am not watering down your point though, just the way i am seeing things
Sadr:


Quite on the contrary, they have gained more respect and fear. Why do you think the West have been running up and down? Do you know that this crisis has caused the West more money than what was seized from Russia?
Politics / Re: Zoning: Party Has The Final Say - Peter Obi by Afonjashapmouth: 8:45am On Mar 21, 2022
Some of you are clueless on what to do with your life hence coming online to spew nonsense in the name of faceless platforms. How many of those people you are cursing out can you face in real life? This is an opportunity to network and have a better life but see what you have chosen. I did not even said a word for you to quote and insult me. Some of you just have a mouka foam for a brain. [quote author=McOluOmo post=111221719][/quote]
Education / Re: Musa Muminah Agaka Graduates With A First-Class From Ahamdu Bello University by Afonjashapmouth: 8:39am On Mar 21, 2022
First Class students shouldn't hunt for jobs. They should either have an automatic federal job or be exposed to grants to proceed with their education. But we are in a clime where a person with forged certificates control PhD holders, how would they value brains?

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Politics / Re: Zoning: Party Has The Final Say - Peter Obi by Afonjashapmouth: 8:20am On Mar 21, 2022
[b]Party zoned or godfather a.k.a party demi-god spoke? grin PDP has become a children's playgroup, to be honest. They should just stick to their motivational speaking because APC gives to them the crumbs so as to let them feel like APC is not total rot and as for the youth, how is all our noise on social media about power changing hands from the old folks during the during endsars now?

They will keep imposing leaders and we would keep shouting on social media hence no change. The change we need in Nigeria is going to only be achieved by physical movement and not online propaganda. Endsars only worked because they introduced violence and it' was already attracting unnecessary attention from top world eyes, If not, it was just a mere yahoo boys agenda to them. There is no leaders of tomorrow for the under 40s except for the " figureheads" post they dash out to make us feel like we are getting it, so as to let them continue their ruin. THIS DRUG HEAD GENERATION ARE NOT CLOSE TO READY[/b]

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mcdonald's Closed 847 Restaurants In Russia. Russians Turned The Logo 90 Degrees by Afonjashapmouth: 8:17am On Mar 21, 2022
Russia has bitten more than it can chew. They should have stopped when this whole thing was on the rise and the whole world wary. but now they have lost the respect and fear of countries. The economic crisis is the biggest tool to deal with any country
Politics / Re: 5 Times Bode George Has Vowed To Leave Nigeria If Tinubu Becomes President by Afonjashapmouth: 7:47am On Mar 21, 2022
its alwasy invisible until it becomes visible
Foreign Affairs / Re: France Freezes Assets Of Russia's Central Bank Totalling 22 Billion Euros by Afonjashapmouth: 5:40pm On Mar 20, 2022
Everybody just dey use this opportunity to rob Russia grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Takes Delivery Of His N275M Lamborghini Aventador by Afonjashapmouth: 1:34pm On Mar 19, 2022
Hating set aside and our A list acts too

The amount artist lavish minus endorsement + shows + royalties + streams = suspicious source

These boys can actually start a standard African league with a stadium to their names crowned by investment and initiatives from African footballers in big leagues

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Car Talk / Re: The Only Correct Way To Drive In Lagos State by Afonjashapmouth: 4:35pm On Mar 17, 2022
IN ADDITION.........

1. On lagos road, "Do you know who i am" is a form of greeting so be ready to respond with same line

2. Receive your change before you pay hence Usain Bolt ways

3. Dont beg for space because its your father's land

4. Trafficating lights are another form of disco light, take them serious at your own risk

5. A car horn is for communication and cursing

6. If it's a danfo that brush you, be calculating how much the damage will cost you alone

7. Dont drag road with women, esp the ones with head tie or deeper life cap. except you want to lazzdent

8. Everywhere is not for AC except you have full tank.

9. Have extra cash for car pushers

10. Do not answer any tout directing you on where to pass except you just won Baba Ijebu

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