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Romance / Re: Man Brings Wife From Nigeria Abroad Only To Discover She's Pregnant For Another by Africanpride: 11:29pm On Nov 01, 2015
Why didn't he look for a wife in the country, most he go back home to pick a wife? Are there no good nigerian girls there?

After fu.c.ki.ng the Nigerian girls there and dumping them he want to Nigeria to pick a devil in human form, kama is real.


Guys were ever you are there are lots of good girls just look for one and settle down with, ignore what you hear about her pass moreover we all have a pass.


If una like quote me. I nor send no baga

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Celebrities / Re: Sam Sarpong Dead At Age 35; Committed Suicide. by Africanpride: 11:25am On Oct 29, 2015
Op correct yourself abeg, he died at 40 not 35. Always be sure before you post.
Celebrities / Re: Musician Mzbel: 'I Don’t Like Sex, I Open My Legs To Please My Boyfriend' by Africanpride: 12:54pm On Oct 28, 2015
Me too, i don't like blowjobb i only put it in my girlfriend's mouth because she complaints.

Baby why don't you like me sucking your tin.
Baby why don't you let me gag on it.
Baby why don't you like me lick your balls so i let her do it once in awhile.
Fashion / Re: See What This Lady Said About Bleaching. by Africanpride: 12:37pm On Oct 26, 2015
She is so on point, alot of black people are still mentally enslave. Some black people still treat white people like a mini god, the way they will treat a white man is different from how they treat there fellow blacks.

Some black men that refuse to eat black woman toto you go see them for abroad dey chop old white woman toto like say na where there life depend put. But come naija dey form i nor dey chop toto. I

The most annoying thing is even after the bleaching this people still look ugly and some even look disgusting.

If you worwor you don worwor no amount of bleaching cream fit make you fine, worwor na worwor
A word is enough for the wise.
Family / Re: Photos: This Lady Is Looking For Her Father by Africanpride: 12:21pm On Oct 26, 2015
Any man who fit mess woman raw, give the woman belle, abandoned the pikin, have no heart to go look for that pikin as years go by. Is not worthy to be call a dad. He is simply a sperm dona.

If i be that girl i for don disown the man long time. Have no time nor strength to long for someone that was never there for me growing up as a child, full stop

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Crime / Re: Undergraduate Hacked To Death Two Months To Wedding by Africanpride: 11:16am On Oct 25, 2015
What is going on with human beings, killing a fellow human for just a mere 32k. Money boys spend on one sitting for beer.

Hope he die in prison. Hopeless thing
Crime / Re: 11-year-old Girl Impregnated By Three Teachers In Sokoto by Africanpride: 10:45am On Oct 25, 2015
To think the three Pedophilia are still roaming the street and not yet arrested is embarrassing. This mofos should be cooling of in jail if they can't be killed.

Fucking bastards. Hope they die a painful death.
Family / Re: My Marriage Is Crashing, I Think I Hate Him...Help by Africanpride: 12:08am On Oct 24, 2015
You open your two korokoro eyes baba God give you, use d eyes wan take jump enter train tracks.

Let me ask you ladies, marriage na by force. From your post you saying he is always broke which is not really a big deal in marriage, but lack of affection, care, and respect for one another matters alot.
If your own husband can't walk upstairs or to your room to check up on his sick wife wow, you call that one husband. Pity your life.

If marriage good for your health stay, if nor good for your health quit.

Some ppl go come here now dey talk say na for better for worse. Life is too short not to live it with the right person.

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Family / Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Africanpride: 11:48pm On Oct 23, 2015
JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later. grin grin cheesy cheesy

Wow guy you too much, seriously if i can plan my money like this, i for get excess money, like overflowing money for my account. You wise.

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Education / Re: Grammatical Murders Committed During Ministerial Screening - Farooq Kperogi by Africanpride: 11:03am On Oct 19, 2015
bushdoc9919:


Dr Kperoogi is a English lecturer at an American University....so it is his right to make the needful corrections.

And yes....English is not our language....but it is the official language of Nigeria.....as well as a growing international language...so it ought to be spoken properly.

My friend even those that English is there only language still make mistakes. Some times i feel there is no perfect way of speaking English as long you able to communicate your message with who ever you communicating with, and he or she understands you go to go.

I have had the opportunity to interact with people from different countries and can tell you Nigerians is way way better in terms of spoken English compare to other people even those ones that English is there only language.


There are better things to worry about with the nominees rather than worry about little mistakes like how they speak a language they have to learn. Just saying

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Education / Re: Grammatical Murders Committed During Ministerial Screening - Farooq Kperogi by Africanpride: 10:24am On Oct 19, 2015
English is not our first language, despite the fact is an official language does not mean we wont make mistakes.


How many English people proud themselves as speaking your language.

Poster abeg you park well make i nor tell you something i nor supposed talk idiotsss

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Crime / Re: Vietnamese Court Sentences Nigerian To Jail Over Love Scam (Pictured) by Africanpride: 2:29pm On Oct 03, 2015
This are the reason stupid Asians look down on Nigerians. Look how he looks ugly ass murderfucker.

You can't go abroad and tell someone you nigerian without them giving you the cold shoulder or the low life look.

Go and die in jail, and make thunder fire those white or Asian that thinks all Nigerians are the same.


Please Nigerians keep your hands clean, know your right and walk with your head high cos your hands are clean.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria @55 , What Do You Like And What Do You Hate About Nigeria by Africanpride: 9:28am On Oct 01, 2015
I like the variety of food, like the family bonding, i like hmmm can't think of any other thing now.

I hate the intimidation in Nigeria, where the rich bully the poor.
I hate that phrase or question (do you know who i am)
I hate the way police and army treat the citizens.
I hate the fact there is no job opportunities.
I hate the jealousy among Nigerians which some times lead to people hurting themselves in one way or other.
I hate the fact that electricity is not stable .
I hate that there is no water in rural areas.
I hate that people has resulted to use juju or what ever you call it to progress in there business.
I hate Nigerians run from pillar to post in the name of miracle.
I hate the way people's lives don't matter anymore.
I hate the fact we worship money.

I hate. In fact let me stop here.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by Africanpride: 10:52pm On Sep 30, 2015
mikolo80:
i agree with you, but remember if you not able to debate like mature adult do not comment in public space. Good luck with ur problems

Dude fuk out of here, you have nothing good to say fool. Goodluck to yourself hope you one day find the solution to your miserable life.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by Africanpride: 8:23am On Sep 30, 2015
mikolo80:
read my civil statements and your gutter language and guess who ppl will know is cursed impotent and stinking from the mouth due to lack of home training from lack of parents

Civil what? What was civil about your last comment, is obvious that you not only impotent but you are retardedd as well.

The more you open that rubbish bin you called mouth the more retard you sound. Since you have home training why not run into your room and start doing your school before your pa takes his belt off.

Plus seems you got home training, didn't your ma thought you how to mind your business and not poke your nose into other people affairs, hmmm guess she did a bad job there.


Confirm imbecilee that's what you are. Children with no respect.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by Africanpride: 3:48am On Sep 30, 2015
mikolo80:
i can see that yours failed you
hope you don't fal your offspring
but i doubt it
you can't give what you do not have
pity


At least i have offspring good or bad. Way better than your situation, impotent like you without offspring you as good as dead.

Even the biggest juju for your village nor go fit remove the causes place on your generation, no amount of prophet or river visit fit wash your head clean.

So my kind advice to you is to shut that stinking mouth of yours that is decaying day in day out.

You don chop...
Politics / Re: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by Africanpride: 9:38pm On Sep 29, 2015
mikolo80:
what is complicated about demand and supply

Ask your ancestors. They got all your answers.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Saraki's Supporters Carrying Placard Outside National Assembly by Africanpride: 1:50pm On Sep 29, 2015
How much dem pay this people. Nigeria one hell of a complicated country

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Crime / Re: Robbers Raped My Two Daughters In Abuja – Resident by Africanpride: 1:30pm On Sep 29, 2015
oluwaSmith1:
Jesus!!!

May those rubbers never knew anything called peace all the days of their life.

Amen to that. .

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Celebrities / Re: Kcee Misses His Flight In South Africa (photos) by Africanpride: 1:12pm On Sep 29, 2015
Me i too, in sad cos the stupid girl who promise to come see me today miss her handbag so she nor come cos she nor get another money for okada.

Nonsense
Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Goes Shopping In Abuja (Photos) by Africanpride: 1:05pm On Sep 29, 2015
News don finish for naija. NAIRALAND na wa ooo sometimes una dey f up big time.


Since this make front page make i comment, if food products expire i think na bin dem go throw the product, this girl don expire abeg make una find rubbish bin dump her.


Wowo forming something i don't know
Romance / Re: Why Don't We See Rich Nigerian Single Ladies Marry Not-so-rich Nigerian Guys? by Africanpride: 11:25pm On Sep 27, 2015
So you and your friend come from abroad, una come dey discussed this kind thing. Today na sunday if not i for call you and your friend male gold digger but on Sundays i don't call people names.


If you and you friend become gigolo then rich ladies will come to you as long you guys are good in bed. Cos the worst thing that can ever happen to a man is for him to be broke, ugly and poor in bed.


Na waiting woman go use that kind man do?

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Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Urinates Alot During Sex; Is It Normal? by Africanpride: 2:26pm On Sep 27, 2015
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Girl why you dey roll your eyes now. You can correct me if I'm wrong.


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Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Urinates Alot During Sex; Is It Normal? by Africanpride: 2:21pm On Sep 27, 2015
titi4fola:
Surprisingly! I never heard that before, squirting..this..that..all new to me.

Don't feel bad if you never quirted before cos not all girls do, some girls don't squirt but thet get so wet during sex and there wetness will have textures, why some get so wet and there pusxy juice get creamy, so you might fall under one of there.

Pluse note for any of this to happen you need to be relax feel comfortable and enjoy every bit of it, plus you need a guy that knows what he is doing. Not a selfish lover someone that can ground your pusxy, tease your pusxy and know when to build on the motion.


Conji na bastard

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Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Urinates Alot During Sex; Is It Normal? by Africanpride: 12:08pm On Sep 27, 2015
Holywizard:
guy my girl's wetness no be here

Most tyms we dey remove our bed sheet b4 sex

My friend why you go removed bedsheet, so you prefer her to mess your mattress up, how do you guys dry the mattress after she suck em or your mattress na waterproof.

Little advice for you guy instead of removing the bedsheet get towels, from experience that is what i use. Plenty of towel under her yansh then in the morning chock the towers and bedsheet in your washing basket.


Plus enjoy yourself with your woman cos not all girls quirts and some of them that do hold it back cos they scared on how the guy will react. Nothing i repeat nothing beats it when you bust that nut and make a girl quirt, the feeling of that pusxy juice on your groin no word to describe it.


And be rest asure she will always donbale for you for making her make so much mess like that not all guys can do it, it sure got technics.


Conji na bastard
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Urinates Alot During Sex; Is It Normal? by Africanpride: 7:00am On Sep 27, 2015
Holywizard:
Any doctor in the house...

This has got me so worried because during sex intercourse she normally urinates on several occasion.
Pls i'd like to know whether it is normal for her to be doing so.

THANKS!


How old are you? When did you start having sex?
Have you ever head of quirting AKA champagne shower?


Well most congratulate you for a job well done.


Conji na bastard

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Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy And Her Tattooed Boobs Step Out In Distressed Jeans by Africanpride: 10:12am On Sep 24, 2015
Even with the show of shame and disgrace she put herself through, she is still not rich.

Look at the ghetto house she stays abroad, she even have the courage to put up a photo of the dirty house.
Those that do normal legal 8 to 5 work won't live in this shi.t hole she is posing with.

Animal in human form. Na person mama be this one so spite



Conji na bastard
Travel / Re: Why Are White People ''expats'' When The Rest Of Us Are ''immigrants''? by Africanpride: 9:51am On Sep 23, 2015
Go ask our stupid leaders who have nor value for her citizens, or you might as well ask our ancestors who treated this white animals as mini god.

Better still ask yourself why do you still see white animals as special, or you can as well ask me why i I'm a racist to white people most expecially Asian or Indians.


Every little opportunity i get i like beating the shit out of them or just insulting them.


Fuc-k white animals, fuc-k Asians.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz And Tunde Demurun Step-out In Style by Africanpride: 9:41am On Sep 23, 2015
Only for naija fat thing like this dey form sexy, abeg someone should put this elephant on a diet and get her a personal trainer.


Conji na bastard
Crime / Re: Diamond Bank's Staff Jailed For Transferring Millions To Family Account. by Africanpride: 12:40pm On Sep 19, 2015
When you get to prison, all your fine you dey form na your yansh go suffer. They will poko you ass hole you wish you never did what you done by stealing.


Take lubricant with you nonsense

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