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I see people on linkedin who claims to become a software engineer after 3 - 6 months internship/bootcamp. People who could barely use tools created by software engineers. Most of this guys gets jobs shortly after which makes me rethink skills to marketing ratio. Use buzzwords to get what you want, shalom!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tVdJP1S38A

Do you think software engineer and developer are one and the same role? like for yes, share for no

I see people on linkedin who claims to become a software engineer after 3 - 6 months internship/bootcamp. People who could barely use tools created by software engineers. Most of this guys gets jobs shortly after which makes me rethink skills to marketing ratio. Use buzzwords to get what you want, shalom!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tVdJP1S38A

Do you think software engineer and developer are one and the same role? like for yes, share for no

Tech is one thing, getting employed full-time or on contract is another. There are sites, that helps to connect people but it easier said than done. CV and resume writing is tough. How do you even know your shit is interesting to read and not embarrassing, projects nko, arrrgs, How do you even write a project that people will like? How do you get contracts outside of freelancing sites? How to not get sweat ripped-off. Like "You don't have the experience required but let's work together for 2 weeks, as trial period"


https://chat\whatsapp\com/LhRA8ubgZthKgO94pXlS5j

The above link is test. What am I trying to do?

Join this group and let's discuss, don't join if you are beginner or you are not looking for job.

I see people on linkedin who claims to become a software engineer after 3 - 6 months internship/bootcamp. People who could barely use tools created by software engineers. Most of this guys gets jobs shortly after which makes me rethink skills to marketing ratio. Use buzzwords to get what you want, shalom!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tVdJP1S38A

Do you think software engineer and developer are one and the same role? like for yes, share for no

Jivi:
A C++ OpenGL/Direct3D 11 Developer is needed.
Level: Junior to Mid
Location: Delta, Lagos
Salary: #100,000
Send your resume to info@dextaclan.com
Thanks.

Kai na

The pump is too much!


I made 30$ in hours with $110. It's too suspicious especially when the entire market is down.

What going on, so I can exit the market. I fear the dump will be more scarier.

RichBossman:
I am more than depressed...turned to codeine to ease the pain and stress of life...also I have sex a lot ..spent the little savings I had on this 2 addiction now I can’t afford to buy codeine and can’t afford to get any girl for sex..all alone broke, suffering from withdrawal Symptoms ..I get really hot and cold same time, bitterness in my mouth, lack of appetite, can’t sleep, body pains, especially on my back, stressful breaths, and now I masturbate excessive about 4 times or 5 a day..2 times at a go in the morning, maybe once in the mid day and at night, I could go 2 or 3 sessions..my life is falling apart before my eyes and I can do nothing about it...I used to have a white woman that liked me for me and she was helping me pick money for yahoo boys..I get % but she stopped talking to me about 8 mouths ago..all the money I saved I used in caring for myself and fueling my stupid addiction and lifestyle..now no money and my body and soul still yearns for that lifestyle..I am not a quitter..I keep hope alive and I know time would bring new things ..plus I am still young so hope dey..but as of this moments and time in my life I feel like a mess..I feel so dirty and so useless..I avoid people because I feel ashamed that they see through me and know I am suffering, in a way I am thankful I am broke and can’t buy codeine anymore..right now I am down but I feel good because I know it’s only going to take time and I would feel alright..each time I resist the devil I become stronger, my mind and my body are just playing kind tricks with me..this I now know..worst thing is being broke, lonely and then fighting your Demond...it takes a lot I must say, for masturbation I really don’t want to try to stop that now, one at a time, I can’t afford to be broke, sick from withdrawal symptoms and yet be Hot, might break me totally, once in a while the white woman sends me $$ maybe 50 and sometimes 30s, before money enter my hand, bills and feeding done finish am, then subscribing for internet, I am a heavy user of internet..na my only hope be that..I am down rock bottom now but me having data and going online to search for ways to make money kinds of give me hope everyday to keep going and be strong ...anything can happen ..most times I lack data but thankful to that white woman friend I made years ago..she doesn’t want me anymore because she felt I was only using her and I didn’t want to marry her..so she moved on..but she just can’t see me hungry..so once I have no data and no food I cry to her and she sends me the little she can..this is note to myself, I would come back to this and smile at this..bad days don’t last..please bro keep on going!! Don’t ever stop..until my last breath I promise myself I would never stop trying..but for now I suck..lol..

Problem pass problem. Masturbation is inevitable for a grown up. That does wanna run after chicks

AVG relationship pay ladies pass olosho work. Except na celebrity olosho. Who kids now aspire to be. The fabric of how society works is been torn apart or lemme say rewritten.

What does relationship means anyways, fvck it. Do you have money and influence, am yours - mean population of nigerian females.

Your money our money, my money mine alone - guess who

Is it influencers work, yahoo guys, poverty or all combined.

Relationship scares me .

This life is funny

Greenwood is useless when it comes to team work

MangekyoAlt:
What is Ronaldo svsn contributing to this team?
Is he just making the numbers?

He just scored

3-2 orororororo

Ononugo:
I've gone to YouTube and I've gone through a lot of posts online but they're quite no comprehensive to me as a beginner. And also, we're many in the team.

Look through udemy then

Ononugo:
Please I sincerely need help. I have a Django project and I need to implement CI/CD pipeline for the project but I don't really know how I can achieve this. Please I need guide

YouTube is your best bet, there are paid and free services for that learn how to use GitHub actions, why do you want to implement a ci/cd system because from what you have said it looks like a one man team.

Check your linkedin

shomutuski:
mr nice guy. waited on the bench for all others to eat first. he finished last. tueh

That's what I was thinking

bouncin04:
Fans abi ? like the one below ?

You mean frog

ominilongest:
Hard soft currency
But e still hard pass my accant
Life no soft o

What's the name of this meme dude, I couldn't find in online

Nonsense

ChasinGood:
Just thinking out loud. Imagine if the damn nigger dude and pastor righteousness find themselves in the same space,who will convert(influence) who?

Lol

Wow!

mosdii:
The message still remains Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Annoying but true. Only girls and few guys wey dey never show Pepe will argue otherwise.

billynoni:
"This I have seen" moniker?... Like, if you know the name already

That dude too with is signature, Mr False prophet

pointblank247:
Abeg wetin be swallow mill bikonu ?

Meanwhile creating another moniker to praise your self and justify your joblessness is vainglorious.

Lol, happy Sunday

PCSI:
Pray ke?... na me b d demon. And na u i 1 torment dis nite.

Modified: Glad i derailed the thread.

Congrats, for derailing the thread anyways we cool . Good night boss

PCSI:
U be mumu man... u fit stand me 4 street?.. i so woop ur a$s dat u would run with ur tail between ur legs screaming like an ekuke dat u are.



Try and apply some deodorant in ur mouth next time b4 u quote me cus i can smell ur bull$#!t from here.

Mpki

, you know what even though I for like continue dey drag with you, but one person must get sense and time not to waste, so I will pass. When addressing people here write, no be only you get local dialects, oh I forgot you are primary schl cert holder! Enjoy the rest of the night sir, pray before sleeping cos of demons.

PCSI:
Another a$$ licker spotted. Please do me a favour and hit ur head really on d wall till ur empty skull cracks. Afo anu.



And as for you numb skull. I can see ur future looks like a broken compass.... it lacks direction.

Ike nsi

Rant all you want you are entitled to it, who cares what you write or think. It's your fvcking opinion so keep ranting. Faceless forum, who you tell me this shit if I were in front of you. I doubt it. Quit being a toothless lion. See how you derail thread with meaningless shit.

Columbine:
This is already an open secret, most people who masturbate wants to stop but can't that's why it's called an addiction. What they want to hear is the way out, people keep hammering on the effects, of which they know. How do they become free, that's what they want to know. Make person no go enter depression.

Correct My man, even though most doctors says it's harmless, this post as most of it's consequences, and d biggest one is getting joy from flip flapping which affects real work and makes one lazy and unmotivated.

Vinnie2000:
Damn Niggar!!
The Way Slawormiir gets to comment on First page tho..
It's like he gets a bleep once a Topic hits FP!


As for Righteousness2, I like his posts some times
But
Do not Like most of his Religious, conspiracy theories e.g. There is Spiritual forces controlling BBN or A Demon is controlling a Rapist, etc..

At first I used to read his comments, now na automatic skip, but I still commends him for his writing skills and tenacity.

PCSI:
You no b fan but u dey lick im a$$, dey write epistle.

Nkita ofia

That's how you fail exams, simple question. I can now confirm you only read the caption. Leave sentiment.

fuckingAyaya:
Some people get time sha?

LoL, I dey flex my writing skills, I got to write more to improve

PCSI:
Abeg make we hear word. What makes him influential ?... dat guy just dey yarn dust for Nairaland.

Damn niggar my a$$

You know am or u know no am, simple question? I am not his fan or minion but I hate hypocrisy.