₦airaland Forum

Ibime:
This is a joke

Hehehe.

Tyson dey too busy trying to romance him mouth guard.

Ibime:
He's got gout in his big toe. That's why he slapped Jake for stepping on his toe. This might be a washout

I mean the knee brace.

Why Mike fiddling with his mouthpiece so much?

He is focusing more on the shield than Paul.

raumdeuter:
Mike don taya

Tired and in trouble.

Does Mike have a knee injury?

raumdeuter:
It could be bad for Tyson cos Jake is not just a random guy off the street

At almost 60yrs it could end badly

Exactly my point. People underestimate the effects of ageing.

ToyinDipo:
How do you see the Bivol Beterbiev result

Very close fight. Could have gone either way.

I am a Beterbiev guy but even through my tinted glasses i know Bivol could have gotten the W.

Even on Compubox the fight was so close.
I think Bivol had a slight edge in jabs landed, Beterbiev had a slight edge in power punches, with Beterbiev have a slight edge in total punches.

Per round won on punches, I think it was 6-6.

This Taylor vs Serrano fight was different. Serrano landed about 100 more punches.

raumdeuter:
Tyson fit be Jake grandfather o

30yrs older

This could be a dangerous fight.

No one really knows what to expect. I hope they drug tested Jake Paul. He looks roided up.

ToyinDipo:
Serrano definitely won that fight

These people are wrecking the sport.

raumdeuter:
She fought dirty always leading with the head

Yeah.

Dirty fighter. Dirty judges.

ToyinDipo:
She is fighting a very good brawler, who is stronger that her. Serrano is probably winning, but could have been much worse for Taylor

But the judges unanimously gave it to her.

What a shame.

ToyinDipo:
Aswear, the ref deducting wrong point

lol no.
The judges robbing the right winner and giving the wrong person victory.

Boxing is too corrupt.

ToyinDipo:
Taylor is boxing very smartly

I watched just the 2nd half of the fight but all the analysts are saying Serrano won.

P.S Compubox stats also say the same thing.

ToyinDipo:
Taylor is boxing very smartly

She is leading with her head too much.

These women wan kill each other.

raumdeuter:
Make the cup come land on your toe

The toe don go. Cup wey fit fracture skull.

Greatswimmer:
Every player that participate in it will be compensated and the the winner going with a whooping sum of 50m

Cool. Thanks.

OasisX:
......streaming?! Yes. They are all newly formed clubs except Jarus FC aka Plumber FC. Most of them are presently holding trials to select best legs for their respective clubs.

Professionals ain't welcomed, rather potentials.

Nice. It should be interesting. Drop link for the streaming when it starts.

andrewbaba44:
Possible also

And maybe abedi pele ayew for essien

Yeah that is reasonable. All these All-time teams are kukuma attack centric.

BlueRayDick:
We get two of this for my house growing up. It is multipurpose; it is used by the most senior person in the house at each point in time to either drink tea or drink cold water .

If this cup fall on top cement floor the sound fit last a whole minute.

OasisX:


......are you guys following up with Lagos Liga?! Rooting for Jarus FC.

Is it going to be televised?

Do the club owners pay their players or is it a truly amateur competition?

andrewbaba44:
Legendary Thomas Nkono should be there ahead of bono

If I check well there are better options than kwadwo asamoah ,I won’t even mind slotting in Sami osei kiffour there despite not being a LB

Kuffour will enter ahead of Song.

raumdeuter:
Do you agree?

If not which player should be out for who

And which Nigerian player should be in

No Nigerian player can enter.

Nkono for Bono. Kuffour for Song.

larride:
Hopefully they will win the FA Youth Cup this season.

Yeah I hope so, but you never know with knockout competitions.

Last season they won the league but were knocked out of the Youth Cup in a shock defeat by a lower league club. The match was not televised but those that watched in person said the whole team had an off day, probably their only bad performance of the season.

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BlueRayDick:
I don’t know if I mentioned it here earlier this year or if it was on another platform; the new model/formula being employed by Nigerians to weather the storm is called BBS : Beg , Borrow or Steal .

BEG : A lot of people have sadly resorted to begging just to augment their income to be able to afford their basic needs. People literally beg you at the door of restaurants , supermarkets , in church , in markets where u want to buy food items and even at bus stops for bus stops where u are about boarding a bus.

About 2 months ago one young boy approached me when I was about to enter a restaurant to get food. The boy was hawking Okirika shoes and bags ; he asked I that give him money to get food because he hasn’t made any sales and he’s very hungry . I feared he was probably lying and would gamble with the money so I took him to one of attendants to sell him porridge and meat( cos I felt porridge will fill him ) . Omo! I was shocked with the way the boy rushed the food after he was served . I had to give him 1k after paying for the food and left.

BORROW : A lot of people have borrowed money from Opay, Palmpay and all those soft loan app companies to the extent that they now have negative credit score. That’s why if u are in naija , u will surely get calls from those loan apps making threats and asking u to tell ur friend or relative to pay them back their money with interest. Even people u never thought would ever be in such embarrassing position have no choice but to borrow when bills choke them. Unfortunately those loan companies are very crazy and will go to any length to embarrass their debtors . I’ve narrated how two different companies called me in respect of someone in the past. I know someone who got married to a relative , these useless loan apps sent one of their threatening messages to his mother-in-law that she should tell him to pay back his loan or they will deal with him 🤦‍♂️

STEAL: Petty theft is massively going on lowkey but being underreported in the media . Late last year ; in the very house I stay , one guy stole one of my neighbor’s cooking gas cylinder .

Our landlord doesn’t allow anybody to keep their cylinder indoors so when u move in, u are expected to fix ur cylinder outside while u run the gas indoor with a hose . The neighbor’s son got home from school that day , wanted to warm the food his mum prepared in the morning and noticed the cooker wasn’t responding when he switched it on. The boy checked outside and didn’t find the cylinder so he called his mum. When the mum came back from work she confirmed what the boy said on phone that the cylinder is nowhere to be found.

Fortunately we have CCTV in the compound so we asked Landlord to review the CCTV footage so we can really know what happened fir the sake of our safety going forward . Lo and behold ; we saw one middle aged man walk through the compound gate around 1.30pm in the afternoon when nobody was at home. The guy was well dressed and doesn’t even look like a thief in any way. He walked straight to where the cylinder was, removed regulator, picked it up and exited the compound with it.

Omo! I’ve never seen such smooth operation before in my life . What remained a mystery till date is whether the guy had a key which he used to open the small gate from outside or whether someone carelessly didn’t jam the gate(it’s a jam gate that can only be opened with a key from outside ). We had to change the gate’s lock the next day because we don’t know if the guy still has further mission in the compound . Till date I have not seen anyone that looks like that guy in passing , because CCTV caught his face .

This happened last year o, only God knows the kind of stealing that is going on lowkey in different areas now. I’m sure if such thieves are apprehended , they will claim it was hardship that pushed them into stealing .

Corporate stealing. That guy na ogbologbo.

Yeah, that borrow one has been on the increase. My mum's friend's son has been targeted so many times. The guy no even send again. If dem like dey should send his picture to CNN. Him heart don hard like pharaoh own.

GloriousGbola:
semid4lyfe has already explained it.

there will be downgrades, substitutions and somethings will simply no longer be on the menu

back in 2009/2010 - i cooked with canola oil. then it was like 2600 per bottle. then there was a drop in value of naira, it went to 4k, and i ported to nigerian cooking oils

I used to buy colgate toothpaste - now we buy closeup. i used to buy morning fresh now we buy 2sure.
and like i said - you have to know where to shop. the same item is 1k in shop a and 1.5k in shop b. no rhyme or reason to it.

yeas ago i was buying imported kitchen rolls at n600. now those are in 5k range and the nigerian ones are n800 - so i just buy serviette

the real prayer is that the expensive and quality appliances you bought do not spoil because there is replacing them will be fking hard.

That is tough. The government should sha be careful. Everything get elastic limit.

Ibime:
Nigerians have been living fake life since 1999

In 1980s our mothers did not use disposable nappies or sudocrem on us. Na cloth nappy we wear which our mothers had to wash every time we shït

Omo was for the rich, we used green bar soap

Nothing like golden morn or cereals, we were raised on pap

Cooking gas was for the rich, we used sawdust to cook in Abacha years

Even in 1990s, NEPA brings light like twice a month

All the above has elements of truth so Dayo may not be far off in his fake life thesis

We have accepted that it is fake life. My question is how are people still able to live this fake life when prices have multiplied by about 5 while incomes have remained at about the same level? What is the magical arithmetic that is going on?

There is something i don't understand about Nigerians. How are people still living their lives in these conditions. It should be mathematically impossible for people to afford to pay for goods at these incredibly inflationary prices but someway somehow, Nigerians still find a way.

Can a Bible believing brother please explain?

CapitalCee:
I swear, we need to sack him and bring in someone who is tactical sound. We can tell Amorin to bring an U-21 coach for us. Any of our good player that gets to that U21 side suddenly becomes bad. Most of the players who transitioned to the first team are ussually from U-18 straight.

For the 2nd statement, it is because those who transition straight from Under-18 to senior team are usually the super talents already. That is why Greenwood, Mainoo, Garnacho didn't spend long in Under-21.

Having said that the guy has blood on his hands. Apart from the players suddenly looking bad, the team play is incredibly disjointed. MUTV rarely shows Under-21 games but out of the several i have watched from the start of last season i don't think i have enjoyed a single game.
They can't press well, they can't string passes together consistently, and they are also very vulnerable defensively.

The team does not look well coached. That guy just benefitted from the form of Mainoo, Garnacho, McNeil, Mather and dem for that FA Youth Cup win. The current Under-18 coach Adam Lawrence, on the other hand, looks like the real deal. This is the best coached and dominant Under-18 team i have ever seen. What they are doing to teams should be a crime.