₦airaland Forum

BlueRayDick:
Religion and polygamy will definitely ensure population grows in places like Borno , Kebbi and Co. As far as terrorism is concerned , people die in their thousands and not millions .

I am more inclined to believe our population has continued to increase if we look at how our resources are no longer enough to cater for our ever growing population .

It seems you underrrate the ability for us as Nigerians to procreate .

You are correct. Population increases in a Geometric Progression and resources increase in an Arithmetic Progression. This is the foundation of the Malthusian Theory, and we are now suffering the inevitable "positive" checks. We could have helped ourselves by population control in the 80s when things turned sour for the economy.

raumdeuter:
Our election results which is the only thing that requires a valid ID in this country supports this. last election total votes was about 20M which meant that 1/3 of adults voted

I don't think 1/3 of Nigerian adults voted. Maybe 10-15% of the adults i know personally voted.

We might not be 230m, but we are closer to 200m than that 120m you mentioned.

MRTA7:
Our scouting department needs to be scrapped completely.

Did you see what he was doing during training?

Bro i am just hoping that OG Amorin can solve our problems cos most of these guys are not ready to do anything as long as bank alert sound every week.

raumdeuter:
How many people do you know in Nigeria that does not have more than 1 SIM card? Some even have 4 SIM cards and we are showing just 320m SIM when everyone has 2 or more. That is actually making my point that we are about 120m

About 33% of the Nigerian population is under the age of 14 and most of them do not have SIM cards.

If we assume the average Nigerian has 2-3 SIM cards (let us say 2.5 SIM cards on the average), that will still add up to about 130m people. If you add the non-SIM card owning children, the population will be approaching 190m to 200m.

The only way Nigeria is not about 200m is if we are miraculously the only developing or African country whose population did not increase by a factor 4 to 5 from 1960.

With regards to the Northern Nigeria population figures, we can't watch multiple generations of women bearing children from age 14-15 to menopause and be shocked that their population is exploding. I participated in immunization programs in the North and i know that place has more people than you would expect.

raumdeuter:
If 320M SIM dey and every adult is having like 3, plus the business lines It might just be 60M unique adult individuals having all these SIMs

Add 70M kids . That is likely our ball park in population

60m adults in Nigeria?

ChristineC:
nah I'm not tall. the shortest in my family, by some distance actually I'm slightly above 5'7". my other siblings are between 6'7" and 6'2". my parents are both 5'7". me groß from my mother's side though are both 6'4" and on my father's side about 5'5".
I can't really see a pattern. it's like roll of the dice in my tree.

You enter one chance. Pele.

Are your siblings male?

Cos your height still shows you got it from your father's side, which still follows the theory.

ChristineC:
doesn't work in my family

You are tall. Your dad is likely tall as well.

?

Bruh this Zirkzee is LAZY.

Little or no hope for this one.

akwesenana:
Damn. My mum is taller than my dad, and my sister is the only short one.

Yup. It is known. Does not work 100% of the time sha but more often than not.

larride:
Republicans has won the Senate and will most likely win the house also.

Terrible night for Democrats.

If you do anyhow, you will see anyhow. Democrats no dey allow people breathe. If i was American i would have switched from Dem to Rep by now.

patrickmuf:
The argument does not make sense to me. It's pointless bringing in Ronaldo in the criticism or defence of Garnacho.

Nobody brought Ronaldo FC until your brother started accusing people

I didn't even believe it until i did a quick census and found out the Garnacho divide coincidentally cut across Ronaldo/ Anti-Ronaldo lines.

What a makanaki something.

P.S I agree with you that the 2 issues should not be connected. I was anti-Ronaldo then but pro-Garnacho now.

raumdeuter:
ibime your theory about the heigh of children depending on the mothers height is true when I see Trumps last born Baron who is significantly taller than his brothers given that his mother Melania is a tall woman

The theory is that a male child's height is more dependent on the mother's height AND a female child's height is more dependent on the father's height.

There is actually a formula based on this theory for guesstimating the height a child can reasonably expect to attain.

raumdeuter:
E sure. Before swearing in day I go do something

Agba baller. How much is money?

Person wey underrate you don fail the exam.

LordAdam16:
Calma, calma.

I still dey wait for the 3 am dump.

-Lord

I know say late dump fit theoretically turn am na him i want make Dayo quickly do giveaway first. No spoil market for awon boys.

I saw an off-white wall yesterday at a coffee shop. That wall has more charisma than Kamala.

Meanwhile Trump dey woze Kamala head.

Dayo please do giveaway for your loyalists abeg.

Oga Roland how far? Banana don turn iron o.

PDPGuy:
Ok
He was great dad then

He was an ex-Gov and definitely not poor. He was Ojukwu's friend and Ojukwu being a military Dicktator used his charisma and hero status in Bianca's family and the SE generally to mesmerize the girl.

The father was against it, but the mother was in support of it.

Ojukwu dedicated a page to writing about her in his book "Because i am involved" in the section where he was talking about Nigerian historical figures and heroes.

For her birthday Ojukwu bought her a Santana car (one small car that was in vogue back then) and the father bought her a Benz. She accepted Ojukwu's Santana and sent her father's Benz back.

Conscienceless application of Dicktatorial powers.

nitrogen:
God help us. I really believe he will succeed, but our fans should tread carefully. We don see the movie before, hopefully it’s better this time.

Film wey i don watch pass Sound of Music.

If we drop the positive comments that followed ETH's appointment most of us go shock at ourselves.

Never again. You must to shock workings at Manchester United. If you like win treble for your country. That one no go bring price of fuel down.

nitrogen:
Last coach ke? Utd is a going concern.

They should not use hype and expectation to kill the man before he even enters the country.

patrickmuf:
If I had joined in dragging Garnacho them for say na becuae I be Messi fan and I no like Ronaldo. You guys just find ways to reduce every argument to nothing.

I deliberately refused to blast Garnacho beyond my reaction during the game for reasons I dropped here but if others choose to then they're well within their rights to do so. Ronaldo is in Saudi and Messi in the MLS, we need to move past them.

As much as I blame the blame players and the coaching staff, they're some stupid plays from Garnacho that are beyond any excuse you might want to think of. Make we sha wait for Amorim.

Funny thing, it was your brother that first brought Ronaldo FC and Anti-Ronaldo FC into it. We just connected the dots later.

Ellexy:
Funny stuff, It was Ronaldo FC that started the Greenwood criticism and started hating on the youngster and bullying him but we can't call out Garnacho's uselessness. Make una dey play.

Ellexy:
Another funny thing, they're defending Garnacho's uselessness because that one dey famz Ronaldo you know. Star boy Greenwood is dragging worthy but Garnacho is not. Peak foolishness.

If he continues to play rubbish, he'll be dragged even more. If he improves, he'll get praised. Same situation with our coaches. No sacred cows here. If you no like am, stomach ache for you then.

PDPGuy:
Bianca wasn’t clearly properly guided before marrying a way older dude. Thats a bane of Igbo land: the parents of the lady don’t care if she married a guy 30 yrs older than her, so long as the dude is “established”

Bianca’s father nearly disowned her when she linked up with Ojukwu.

I just truly deep am.

Most of the anti-Garnacho ones are also anti-CR7, while most of the pro-Garnacho are also pro-CR7.

Agenda no go kill una for this thread.

Ibime:
Ebang the legend

Free Ebang so he can start his own podcast, niggas need to learn game from him

Equatorial Guinea should do the needful and chase away their current President and name Ebang their President and DIcktator for life.

maik99:
It was you I was speaking to when I said this and the purpose was to deride our recruitment team so I expect you to understand the context better

We were talking about Garnacho, what brought our recruitment team into it?

First of all he is an academy graduate. Thoroughbred FA Youth Cup winner. So your statement that he was not an academy graduate was incorrect . Whether you said it to deride the recruitment team or disparage Garnacho, you should not use a false statement to bolster your point.

2nd of all our academy recruitment has actually been one of the best over the past 5 years. It is our player development into the first team that has been lacking.
Kambwala, Mejbri, Garnacho, Jack Fletcher, Harry Amass, Alvaro Fernandez etc were all highly sought after before joining us.

The academy is the one thing I can say Murtough got right as it was in a shambles before he took interest in it.

Leyqute:
Maybe Malik means Garnacho wasn’t born and bred in Man Utd like Rash, Pogba and Lingard?

We also bought Hannibal Mejbri for frankly a more expensive price than Garnacho at a similar age. But that doesn’t mean they’re not United academy graduates.

Like you said, Mejbri joined at the same age as Garnacho. Even Pogba joined at the same age. David Beckham joined at the same age. Paul Scholes formally joined the academy at the same age.

I wonder which of them is through and through product and which one is not.

MRTA7:
That seems like an unnecessary distinction you're introducing.

Never heard of the term and the distinction but we learn something new every day.

maik99:
Doc my point was he was bought from Athletico Madrid academy when he was already 16 years of age and is not a through-and-through academy product like the likes of Rashford or Greenwood for instance

Through and through academy product.

Interesting. ☺️

maik99:
Garnacho was not bought from Athletico Madrid or which part exactly?

The part where you said he was not an academy product.

maik99:
Garnacho did not score 10 league goals last season
You people even have to make up stats for him ffs

Bro you changed the definition of academy product just yesterday in order to disparage Garnacho.

Let us all be dropping our idan in peace. 😀

larride:
You'd think if Garnacho had passed to Amad there, Amad will have tap in into an empty net.

Garnacho is the new scape goat.

Imagine saying Garnacho got ETH sacked.

The 2nd youngest regular squad member is the person that got the manager sacked.

Mentor Emeritus Baltasar EBANG Engonga.



When your middle name is Ebang, nothing should come as a shock.

When Benzema told Mendy to stop passing to Vinicius Junior because Vinicius was playing against the team Vini was the same age as Garnacho now.

He might not be a Vini level talent but to just discard him and pile on him when his seniors are messing up more is a very United fan thing to do.