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chic2pimp:
Dayo you too like wahala sha ahn ahn Ogini?

Spot on. That was exactly my thought too.

diggz:
Lol...

I hear say n.a. una female team you dey support and follow now instead of the male team......abeg when you wan retire or rest your eyes from the things of the flesh?

I don stop all that agbere and panshaga work now. Now na to dey look from afar and offer moral support to our womenfolk. I am all for stimulating women to reach the climax of whatever endeavour they are involved in.

diggz:
Good evening or good afternoon or good midnight dockie...I am not aware of what you speak of.....I am sorry

Good midnight. Lol I never hear that one since my youth service days in Boko Haram country.

It is 8.30pm by the way.
I don dey ready for my regular Saturday night vigil.

diggz:
My only joy n.a. the disgrace wey the snake dey collect steady for Madrid.... as for aribisala abi n.a. kepa....n.a. only God fit epp us make him come good.

The same snake and Aribisala that you guys claimed at different times are better then King David?

Ibime:
None of those guys played in 100 pass per game system, and only ran 8km per game in their time, plus the half-turn was not a routine method of receiving the ball for possession football, so you cannot make the same comparison across generations. Their skillset and physical characteristics may not even translate into the modern way of DM possession footie. Some of these like Mathaus and Koeman are long-range passers, not necessarily high volume passers.

You make a good point about different eras but i am certain Pep would have been a god in this era. He was only unlucky to play in an era Diego Simeone, Stuart Pearce, Sensini and other goons were allowed to slide tackle all the tiki-taka out of your brain.

Also technique is more than just passing the ball. My main problem with Alonso and even Scholes was overdependence on their passing.

Ibime:
That's why I said he's in the top 2. You already know who my number 1 is.

Are you sure he is top 2? Where do you place Pep Guardiola, Koeman, Rijkaard, Matthaus, Redondo?

If some of those older guys had played in this modern era of tackle-less football they might have been even better.

Ibime:
Fa fa fa foul!

Alonso is in the top 2 most technical DM of all time. In World Cup 2010, Alonso was averaging 120 passes per game, and 100 for Bayern. I have never seen midfielder reach 120 passes over a sequence of games in all my years following passing stats, not even Xavi.

I watched Alonso live in stadium playing for Bayern, not under canopy and saw how he dominated possession against Yaya Toure and co even though Bayern had only 10 men. Although he did make defensive error in that game sha.

Fernandinho used to be an AM in Brazil before converting to DM. He is technically very good, don't be confused by his work ethic

Kante is good on the ball for a normal manager, but not to play DM in an ultra-possession team like Sarri or Pep team.

Xabi Alonso was good but he is Xavi's junior. Xavi averaged over 120 passes in a competition TWICE and his accuracy was much better than Alonso's.

obainojazz:
Doc, won't you offer free services to some of your shepkite brothers

Their case is spiritual, they need prayers.
Skimpledawg will attend to them.

All these failed ex-footballing Shekpites sef.

So Kante now has better technique than Xabi Alonso?

Give us Kante and we give you Lukaku.

Win win situation

So the team doctors and physio are watching like spectators as Lukaku keeps adding weight every week.
Not to talk of their inability to get certain players fit.

I can’t think of one department in the club that does not require work.

Hazard is a shakushaku dancer who does not understand what is important and what he needs to do in order to get to the highest level.

It was not the complexity or distance of Neymar’s pass that made the goal.
It was his intelligence and understanding that quick interplay with Mbappe and racing up the field would be better than twerking in one corner or one spot like Hazard would have done.

Adisaowalla:
Do you even proof-read some of these things you write before posting them?

How can you proof-read something that is fool-proof?

larride:
You guys should go check out Man Utd demolish milwall women 8 nil. I just saw the highlights on Twitter. Those ladies sabi play ball no be lie. Even the commentator said they have conceded only 1 goal since the start of the season.

Those ladies are too good for that second tier level already. Beautiful football and nice goals also.

I always watch their matches. Luckily they are usually early kick offs.
Actually recently I have been watching the full matches of the women and the highlights (if there are any) of the men.

HanksAnuku:
Egbon this one na lesbo o.

You nor see the body language ni?

I trust you to straighten her out.

HanksAnuku:
4 interviews....and the only mancunian accent was heard coming out the mouth of an apprentice terrorist from mogadishu ffs

Even the interviewer was rocking that strong London accent

Manchester is truly blue now . All the scummy fans are from outside the city

We global now, shiiiiiiiiii!

This one is so fake he might as well be bend down select.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7xUsvrsDUU?t=321

Yet more fake fans. This one looks like Nihilist spec


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGQsdi1BVfY?t=161

More fake fans


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-JhDqLYnQ?t=201

Fake fans




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI-ovkLDZ60?t=19

Dayo, the thunder that will fire you and skimpledawg is currently chopping Viagra.

HanksAnuku:
Doctor ah an.

Which one be olosho and whorehouse for football matter again na?


Are you saying french people are not allowed to claim their world cuo now?

I am just saying when they are listing French men and women who helped win the World Cup Bakayoko should take several seats and line up alongside the mechanics, shoemakers and especially the barbers of Paris

HanksAnuku:
France won the World Cup. Bakayoko is French.

You wey no hail from manchester dey say 'we we' when talking about your beloved red devils.

How much more Bakayoko born and raised in France?

France won the world cup. Anybody with French kpali is also a winner

The French oloshos who went to Russia to offer moral support did more to ensure a French victory than Bakayoko.

I didn't watch the World Cup, does Bakayoko have a winner's medal or does he have the same right to it as a mashed up who.re in a Marseille whorehouse?

Ibime:
Is he playing box to box now?

Don't confuse role of CM in methodical build-up play of Sarriball to box-to-box.

Kante played B2B at Leicester and won the league.

Kante remains a better B2B than DM.

This should lead me to conjuring up an infamous phrase to be remembered on par with "They are still gelling" or "Aguero is finished".

Hear it . . . .

"Not every CM is a box2box"!!!





DEM NO KNOW BALL!!!

Most definitely. Xavi for instance was not box 2 box.

HanksAnuku:
Bakayoko is from France so he too can say "we won the world cup"

And you no shame to say this kind thing?

While his mates like Umtiti, Lemar, Oga Paul were actually working assiduously to ensure the World Cup went back to France Bakayoko was back home cheering along with all the pregnant women and primary school children.

I no go shock if we find out he was among those who lined the Champs-Elysees to wave the tricolor as his omo inu like Killah Mbappe, Dembele and Pavard were welcomed home like war heroes.

HanksAnuku:
i remember that name from a fa cup final last year.

Do you have FA Cup subscription

No i don't.

I don't have World Cup Subscription also. I hear the French team won the world cup. Are congrats in order now? Is Bakayoko also a world cup winner like Oga Paul?

HanksAnuku:
Kante dipped last year understandably. It's not easy being in 3 places at once while simultaneously carrying a bag of beans.

See how Fred tried it and lana immediately

True talk.

I don't have Serie A subscription, please can you update me on Ti e mu e Bakayoko and the impressions of his manager and the rest of the Serie A media of him so far.

raumdeuter:
Him and ibime

Yeah i remember Ibime was on that side too, but i no wan snitch. "If you get jammed up don't mention my name" . LOL.

HanksAnuku:
that was afrodoc2 actually

Yeah i did say that.

He is struggling to adapt to the new role but i believe that might be partly due to the Sarriball slow pace possession footie and over reliance on Jorginho.

He would adapt better to the role if it was a faster paced, less possession oriented system.

Last last, generally speaking even at DM is not the player he was 2-3years ago, even last year it had become apparent he no longer covered up to 70% of the world again.

Leyqute:
LMAO

Allow that one to be asking JAMB question there.

I tried to remove my brain so i can reason at its level bt i couldn't, so i have no other option but to ignore the question.

Lana1:
Very good but overrated player. I wonder what excuse dem go give for his lack of goals this time...

The spin doctors have already started. Apparently Sarri is not attack minded enough.

Lana1:
Notice that Hensben is nowhere to be found to remind us of how he always said Hazard will excel in an attacking system. Baba has disappeared just like Hazard's goals.

But the moment Hazard manage find one goal again and boom he's back to remind us of how he always believed in Hazard.

I've never seen a more inconsistent attacker that is constantly always been placed in the same bracket as C.Ro and Messi!

Hazard has hoodwinked even some of the best minds in the Chelsea fanbase. It was when Nihilist started arguing for Hazard having Messi talent level that i knew it was more than oju lasan.

This guy will go though 30 eke market days easily without scoring a goal and then he will score one goal and his fans will come out and say "you see, we told you he is better than Neymar and as good as Messi".