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raumdeuter:
Awards are what count, No one can know more than 200 coaches and players who keep voting Iniesta like their lives depend on it

Lol. Iniesta is a great midfielder the stats don't tell the whole story of his influence especially in big moments.
Meanwhile who are the ones here waiting for MMM? Cos after tomorrow na to start counseling sessions and support group for them o.

Kagawa10:
Age is irrelevant here. The fact is Young has better off the ball movement than Martial. Moreover, he was a fantastic SS for Aston Villa..

I really don't know why you're complaining when Young only had little time in the striker role! It's not like Van Gaal kept using him in the striker role after the failed experiment. And don't forget, Martial had already been used in the striker role and he was shite in the role yet you expected Van Gaal to still use him in the role?

OK

Kagawa10:
Young was tried in the striker role the same way Messi was moved to the striker and it was a master stroke! The same way Schweini was moved from the wing to the midfield!

It didn't work out for Young and Van Gaal stopped the experiment immediately.. So I don't know why the complain.

Messi moved at 20-21, Schweinsteiger in his early to mid 20s, Van Gaal the genius wants to convert Ashley Young from low scoring winger to striker in his 30s?

Ibime:
Ehn, I must have been talking of that moment in time also like Lennon and Kroos.

It must have been the day I discovered that Xavi does all the passing, Dani Alves does all the assisting and 3 different goalkeepers including CHILAVERT have scored more goals. Or maybe it was the day I discovered he can go 365 calendar days with no goal and no assist.

Look I just reach your father house for Old Trafford to watch match so I no get time. If me yarning about Iniesta dey pain you so much, deal with it by yourself and leave me out of it.

Nobody ever called you in the first place, i would have thought someone of your size would have thicker skin . E no pain me, na you e pain from all your responses.

Kagawa10:
Stopped believing because he played Martial in his preferred position?

BTW, Young has better off the ball movement than Martial, hence the reason he was tried in the role and it's not like Van Gaal continued to play Young in the striker role after it didn't work out.

Guy it gave the impression he had exhausted all his lab experiments and had no answer. Playing Martial on the wing is not the issue, but Young at CF? With Martial on the field? I lost faith in him after that.

Ibime:
Explain why you called Aaron Lennon better than Toni Kroos even more recently.

Your question has been on here first, so you have to answer first . But from your quote it was obvious i was talking about THAT PARTICULAR PERIOD/SEASON.
You on the other hand with the benefit of hindsight and a retrospective view of Iniesta's career have labelled him useless and a eunuch i.a a failure.
So tell us why you were wielding sword for Iniesta as the best midfielder before but now you are wielding sword against anybody that rates him saying he is useless? How did he go from the best to the worst in your eyes and why did you not see it coming?

Ibime:
Oh you done tire? You want dig go 2009 abi?

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Explain why you are badgering people calling Iniesta useless now when you once called him the best midfielder in the world?

Ibime:
If I open up on this junior house doctor, he would regret the day he called my name.

Imagine an eediot mocking me about calling Iniesta best midfielder in 2009. In 2010, when this Junior doctor was going around begging people for money to travel abroad, he was on Nairaland telling us that Aaron Lennon is better than Toni Kroos.

Afrodoc, have you passed your PLAB?

LMAO
Yes i have, thanks.
That is why you know i can help you with your weight problem
But how does that relate to this Iniesta matter? lol

raumdeuter:
How are we oing to determine ibimes weight category when no scale will take him unless you get a forklift that will tow him to the nearest truck weigh-in station

Or he jumps into a swimming pool so we might be able to estimate his weight from the water displaced.

I stopped believing in Van Gaal totally after that Spurs debacle in which he played Young in attack and Martial on the wing.

Nihilist:
Ibime and Afrodoc2

Y'all finished or yall done?

Don King u no well

Ibime:
My friend sharrap, bloody House Doctor. Come up with something orginal and stop repeating fables, Chilavert.

Yokozuna stop hyperventilating or you will burst a vessel. Which is the original you? The one that was badgering people about Iniesta being the best midfielder in the world or the one that that has been caterwauling all around Nairaland like an ogbange on heat claiming Iniesta is useless?

Like Dayo said hit the gym, lose some weight and you will sleep better and think more clearly.

Ibime:
Just don't go crying that you never quoted me, Chilavert.

yokozuna are you having brain fatigue? did i quote you?
You need to spend more time in the gym rather than flip flopping all over Nairaland like a beached whale, fattie!

Ibime:
Chilavert, stop referencing me. When I jump in now, you would say you didn't quote me

Fat man , eat a dik! Or come and stop me. Your choice!

If you do not want to be referenced on the internet, log off forever and never come back. Your choice once again.

A40:
Very confused individual. One day he would see the light

In 5 years time like the last time. lol

Why are you people arguing with someone that thinks Moyes was the right person for United? The same Moyes who has NEVER won anything of note in his managing career and has subsequently flirted with relegation everywhere he has gone.

Why waste your time with such a person?

I am outta here, i have an appointment.

lekkie073:
na so carlos vela and sanogo sef look

na why i say "look". I no go let another Arsenal Jose Antonio Reyes job me.
i remember another Arsenal left footed player called Arturo Lupoli, that one sef look decent.

This Perez looks like a decent footballer sha

2 ex United boys in this Preston team, they should popo this Gayners jo. Meanwhile Mcgeady's game has still not matured.

There might be a surprise party here today, let me just start ironing my agbada in case.

Very happy with our performance. Only Blind was suspect, every other person showed the gulf in class between EPL and Championship football.
Shout out to Fellaini, he really tried today. Hopefully Rojo's injury is not too serious

Nice performance, we could have had more with better finishing but i like the pace of our play.

elrony:
Afrodoc2 and Ibime why una dey tear shirt na?


Na normal padi talk me and Mr Ibime dey yan b4!


Which kind wahala be this na!

Lol tear shirt ke? No beef here, e no reach like that.
Everybody knows that i am very gentle and don't like e-war. I retreat from this one as i be man of peace.

Ibime:
You jumped in referring to me clown. You don't need to call my name before we know it's on.

We are still here hours later, and you can't name any AM that has been outscored by 3 different goalkeepers.

It must be paining you die. I thank God my nigga Lampard never put me in such position to be offended at comparison of his productivity with 3 seperate goalkeepers.

Look at this pompous cave man. Is your second moniker elrony? Or are you the only person who does not like Iniesta on this forum?
Your corpulent excellency please can you explain to us why a goal keeper like Ceni has more goals than Xavi, Zidane and Gascoigne and can your rotund highness tell us what we can make of that information?

Ibime:
My friend I didn't start this conversation. Someone asked me a question and you jumped in like Commando. I prefer to compare Eunuch Iniesta to his mates like John Terry and Sergio Ramos, not Rogerio Ceni who I know is an anomaly with buckets of goals that can even compare with some strikers. If you are talking around the 50 goal mark, that is Iniestas playground, not 100+ mark. But thanks to Elrony for bringing the matter up. Now, not only do we have John Terry and Sergio Ramos to compare to the eunuch, we also have goalkeepers like Jorge Campos and Luis Chilavert. If it pain you, go and die like widows in Edo State.

Pius Campos Chilavert Iniesta.

My morbidly obese and comically confused friend i didn't quote you, i quoted and responded to elrony's post. Yet you jumped in like an ogbange on heat. Or it that apart from obesity you also suffer from pre-senile dementia to forget what happened so soon?
If it pain you, go to the gym and burn some fat

The game play has been superb. Passing, pressing and general pace of the game but the same old problems with finishing persist.

Ibime:
That was 2008/2009 season dumbo, his first season amogst the elites.

Even if he impressed me that season, we are here 8 years later, his career is winding down, yet the Eunuch has less career goals than Jose Luis Chilavert and less league goals than Jorge Campos. Am I supposed to still be impressed?

Pius Chilavert Eunuch Iniesta.

You could have mentioned his number of goals in isolation but you brought GKs into it comparing his output to theirs so well lets use your parameter.
Please o obese leprechaun tell us why another GK like Rogerio Ceni has more goals than Zidane, Xavi, Rui Costa e.t.c. After that o Sultan of Fat tell us what you can infer from that statistic.

Ibime:
Name the AMS that Jose Luis Chilavert has outscored except Pius Eunuch Iniesta or forever shut the fccuk up.

LMAO! If you did not shut ya trap after flip flopping from a pro-Iniesta extremist to an Iniesta hater before our very eyes why should i after asking you reasonable questions?
You shape-shifting amoeba please can you explain what happened to your abacus a few years ago that your calculations have changed now?
Or did Iniesta have more goals than he has now when you were gallivanting upandan like a Neanderthal proclaiming that he was the best?

A pertinacious troglodyte like you should be able to explain why Rogerio Ceni has more goals than Zidane and Xavi.

Rooney scores. The record is his.

Ibime:
My friend sharrap. You are the duplicitous punk here.

Someone asked me for goalkeepers who have scored more goals than Iniesta. I named 3 of them.

You duplicitously went to count 10 Iniesta goals scored in Spanish regional league for amateur teams and youth teams to claim Rogerio Ceni is the only keeper that has outscored him.

You then duplicitously went to name midfielders with 100+ goals to their name as midfielders that Rogerio Ceni has also outscored in order to twist the argument.

The main koko here, you dubious cünt, is that Iniesta has 55 goals to his name, less than Jose Luis Chilavert. Don't you ever mention him with midfielders with 125 goals. They are not in the same bracket.

Jose Luis Chilavert has more goals than Pius Eunuch Iniesta, and probably so will Jorge Campos if we can get our hands on his cup record.

55 goals in 12.5 years career. He will wear the EUNUCH title with pride whether you like it or not. That's 4 goals a season. Nigga I can't divide.

But you could divide 4 years ago, teacher chike? when you said he was the best in the world was your abacus broken?
Tell us how other visionless mugus like Zidane, Xavi, Prosinecki, Rui Costa have less goals than a goal keeper Rogerio Ceni

Ibime:
My friend sharrap. Chilavert has more senior club goals than Iniesta. 59 vs 55. What a disgrace.

Tell me the AM that Chilavert outscored except Pius Eunoch Iniesta. At least Rogerio Ceni has 129 goals which would eclipse most AMs.

Every other AM you mentioned has circa 100 senior club goals. Zidane has 125. They all played in 1990s era were teams only played 2 central midfielders and scored less than Iniestas era of 3 central midfielders.

Jose Luis Chilavert (GK) - 59 senior club goals
Pius Eunuch Iniesta (AM) - 55 senior club goals

We did not name him Eunuch for nothing. What a disgrace.

My fat friend take several seats (hopefully none of them breaks beneath your massive girth). You are known for your rude and aggressive antics when people disagree with you.
We were here a few years ago when you were shouting people down saying that Iniesta was the best midfielder in the world, now you are here again bloviating that he is a "visionless" mugu and eunuch. In a few years time you will come again with agidi and egun ori to say another thing.
Who exactly is your oga at the top that keeps confusing you so?

You mentioned that a keeper Ceni has scored more than Iniesta making him sterile in your eyes, that should make Zidane,Rui Costa, Prosinecki, Boban, Xavi and co also "visionless" and sterile since a keeper scored more than them also.