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Chestar5:
Lolzz, chelsea thread d best comic relief..... Dayo can i call u jobless...

U can just call ibime busted! Lol

sleekdot:
Final evidence.

Fatbime comparing Iniesta and Lampard in his own words



https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?post=5314049&topic=376903

Judge I rest my case.

How many years imprisonment should we give Ibime. House please decide

Come on you don rest your case , please let us listen to ibime's defence. He might have a very plausible explanation for the plethora of evidence you have tabled before the court

Lol case closed. Dayo Sneh don send 2 people to hospital in 1 day

Lol
2 things caught my attention
1) ibime calling iniesta a CM in that thread
2) nateevs arguing for van der vaart in a 2 man midfield in a 4-4-2. To be fair to ibime he corrected him on that one

Ibime:
100 assists in 14 years is not many.

It's actually less than 10 a season.


When you've played your whole career in a top club join. Abeg.

I guess there must be dozens of players with over 100 assists then?

sleekdot:
Doctor just give me the go ahead to expose him and in 30mins call the paramedics to bring the plastic bag to take away his body

he is my guy thats why I have been holding back since but I can see he is misleading many youngings

Lol @younglings, you don become Jedi ?

sleekdot:
Just 3 YAYS!!!!. And i would expose Fat ibime as a charlatan unless he comes openly to admit that he was just joking

YAY
YAY
YAY

Ibime:
Compare goals and assists together, Lampard shyts on Iniesta in Europe or National Team goals+assists.

If a player has over 100 career assists i can not with a straight face and without fear of condemnation from above label him as unproductive.
It can be said that Lampard was more productive than Iniesta but saying Iniesta was unproductive is untrue.

How many players have 100 career assists sef?

nonsoroyalty:
its been more than a month and we havn't heard from elfenomeno i thought u said he's on his way to recovery?

His family came to carry him because his recovery was slow , they said that there is a certain strong man in Isi Ala Ngwa that they trust.
But you can't blame me for his case, he suffered real damage and came in barely alive

sebod:
The emboldened says it all!
Some guys here have so much belief in some and digest whatever they say hook, line and sinker without even making any attempt to verify how true their claims here.
Some just jumped in and were shouting Iniesta went a year without goals and assists, some shouted how unproductive he is all because their hero said so. One even jumped in and asked how Tores scored 38 goals in world without taking time to understand the post.
So many guys need treatment doc, we would appreciate if you could be of help

My hands are full with all the patients Funlord, Adelana and Bigkesh are sending to the Emergency.
As for all the follow follow posters here Modern Medicine can not help them, my advice to them is "ki won te ese ile bo"

sleekdot:
As i don promise them, that would make those 5 people wey don dey hungry for olosho to find am anywhere he dey. If he escape bigkesh, he cant escape Adelana1, If he escape both nonso go surely catch am or last last spy360 go waylay am for road

instead of owing one person just me, Now he is owing 5 people.

if you see the kain agro wey dey spy360 body, if bimffo no perform, he fit molest bimfo sef.

u don kolo
How come nobody asked ibime to compare Lampard champions league assists to Iniesta's assists and also compare their National team assists?

sleekdot:
The best thing I can do for him if he's based in Naija is to carry 5 guys go olosho joint and pay for them just one round

na me go nominate those 5 people

bigkesh(chelsea), nonsoroyal(barca), spy360(Arsenal), Adelana1(Man utd) one more spot open anyone wey get interest signify

The money never show you don dey promise people olosho? Your eye go clear when bimffo deactivate him account disappear on top this small matter and men like spy360 and nonso start disturbing you for what u promised them

Danhumprey:
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for where? bimffo no go really accept defeat.

Manny pacquiao too no really accept defeat against juan manuel Marquez but that does not change the fact that he is still sleeping

The most stringent and most conservative record of Iniesta's career gives him 62 La Liga assists, 22 UCL Assists and 18 National Team assists getting him over 100 without adding Spanish cup, world club championships, Super cup etc

sleekdot:
I still dey wait for alert o. Doctor you fit help Ibime with gastric bypass?

I can't help he is a wicked nigga. See how he pushed bimffo until that one jabo from bridge?
People go just come here dey yarn Ta Ta Ta all over the place to the level of betting money over what they ain't sure about. Time to pay up now "no network".
And I blame guys like you,ibime and the artist formerly known as Coogar . You guys will bring up arguments with your hidden agenda and some innocent unsuspecting folks here with more MB than footie knowledge will start supporting one side or the other.

Centyellow:
Hi, how do I meet, date and marry a Medical Doctor in Austin Texas who is a citizen. Pls help me out. I want a collection of them so that I can select one of them . Reply to my email; centyellow@yahoo.ca, because i don't understand this forum yet

The best bet is for you to print out what you just typed on leaflets and go round all the hospitals in Austin handing them out.

Nihilist:

So the guy just logged out and has gone AWOL?
Abeg make e come pay up make Dayo buy us kilishi

Lol that is how you will know an O G. Whatever opinion you might have of ibime and dayo they are Ol gees.

Exhibit A Ibime chinned the bet but was just supporting bimffo from the sidelines ...... O G move

Exhibit B Dayo sidestepped the 150 assists issue and kept the bet at 100 assists ..... O G move

Coogs was last seen on the day he was "invited" by the cops for some questioning. I have been trying to get in touch with Arif for some answers

Meanwhile how come iniesta has more champions league assists than lampard?

Meanwhile how come iniesta has more than double the assists that Lampard has for country?

Dayo dem don pay u?

Nihilist has bimfo paid dayo ?

Leyqute:
Which of the booking was grievous with an intent to injure the opposition? Mike Dean was harsh abeg

The first booking was a yellow card every day of the week and twice on Sundays, you do not jump out to block a free kick 3 yards away deep in you opponents half. It is not only grievous harm tackles that result in cards.
That was an eminently st.upid move by Mata

chrisley024:
he was rather stuupid. Either these guys are not serious or LvG can't motivate them.

They were playing like there was nothing at stake. This is what happens when the manager is forming "cerebral", the players too start copying him. Thinking before making EVERY SINGLE PASS.....blind and Carrick are the worst culprits ( all these 99% pass accuracy stats and possession do not win matches).
We need more of the young and fearless youth team players to play this season, these experienced ones are i.diots

The ref was not harsh, Mata was stup.id
Once you get yourself booked in that silly way for the first card you have made a rod for your back for the rest of the match.

I doubt anything good will come from this match. There was no drive or urgency even before the card and Martial seems to be off form.
I sacrificed my sleep for this rubbish

Mata showing what a pure idiot he is

elampiro:
I disagree. There were some matches Jones was even more composed than Smalling. Particularly when he first returned from injury, during that period we played Everton, CSKA, Man City, etc.

But on his second return from injury, he was sent straight into the team when he was not match fit, so he was heavy one the ball in the first match. Before we knew it he went on another injury. The third time, he was again at his peak, overlapping well before he got injured.

I think there is a wrong impression about Jones. It was actually caused by someone and everyone bought into it. Jones is very tidy in his passing.

The Jones hatred on this thread was magnified by Coogar the master salesman who was quite gifted at converting people into his own way of thinking. Exhibit A and B are the sudden upwelling of support for us to buy Otamendi and lacazette here.
Having said that Jones has not improved as I expected though

Rashford looks like a real baller. He was quite good even when moved to the right wing. For our next match I will want him at RWF, Martial at CF and Memphis at LWF with Lingard,Adnan etc on the bench
Mensah is not ready for the senior team I would play McNair or Carrick there ahead of him. Blind needs to sit up he was uber useless today.

Varela continues to impress, however he needs to improve on his discipline.
Morgan has been much better of late

codedguy1:
Pataki my guy, you finally woke up from your traumatic coma?

How many weeks of therapy did Afrodoc recommend?

Please please do not bother Pataki! He is finally showing signs of recovery after that traumatic day.
He was in critical condition for awhile with fibrillation and decorticate posturing but thanks to defibrillation, intubation, antiarhythmics and therapeutic hypothermia he was able to make it.
In fact he has been banned for a few weeks from watching live matches or using the Internet, so I don't know how he was able to log on.

weedtaker:
oga doc, chilL, we've got Memphis, so no shaken

Memphis has to play with consistency,confidence and intelligence against QUALITY opposition. He will be facing Bellerin who is quite intelligent and quicker than him, so he has to give him both the inside and outside moves and mix his shooting and crossing/passing plays.

I am a bit worried in the long term about Adnan and Andreas Perreira 2 youth team players with great talent and potential who appear to be stagnating.
Memphis,Perreira and Adnan lining up behind Martial has the potential of wreaking havoc for a decade.

If we face Arsenal without De Gea,Smalling and Martial who are without a doubt our 3 best players for this season we might be in for a very long 90minutes.
My main hope lies in Arsenal's tendency to shoot themselves in the foot and not our own play.

Dayo you have been getting a lot of arguments/debates wrong in recent times o
I think you have to slow your roll lol