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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2016
Ibime:
Stop being a clown.

Mikel also stood attention when Lukaku breezed past him before spinning Cahill.
Why are you bothering me oga? I didn't insult u.
Mr iniesta is the best midfielder in the world but he is not productive. Just don't come back in 7 years and tell us u now know better and Mikel was actually good in Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 8:18pm On Mar 12, 2016
sleekdot:
The spirit revealed that to you
Mikel was at fault for both goals today, you can quote me anywhere . Where was he when lukaku was spinning Cahill like a DJ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 8:07pm On Mar 12, 2016
Look at what Mikel has caused? Shior , useless player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 5:43pm On Mar 12, 2016
Spy360:
I am a proud Arsenal fan. If I said so, its mere banter, if you believe me YOU ARE THE FOOL WHO ACTUALLY NEEDS AN MRI .
Bros no vex grin
Are you on the list? I was not pointing fingers o.Are you on the list for Ozil or for Walcott?
FYI the MRI is free o, you won't have to pay a dime
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 4:59pm On Mar 12, 2016
dmcdad:
Jisos! shockedshockedshocked
Ji Wetin? Abeg don't disturb Adelana , he is good for business cos his victims are my patients.
Meanwhile we are collating the names of all those that said Ozil is better than Zidane and Walcott is a better finisher than C.Ronaldo and sending all of them for MRI.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2016
Nihilist:
Championship is a massive drop in quality to EPL. Bournemouth, Watford and Norwich absolutely rampaged their way through that division. The Cherries and Hornets are doing ok this season, but the vast majority of the Watford team that came second last season has been replaced or relegated to the bench, and Bournemouth are not yet safe from relegation. Norwich are without a win in 11 games and are now battling for survival

I suspect that even my mother could forge a decent career at that level.

Chalobah and RLC are both just different shades of the same shyt. They will never be good enough for Chelsea.

See bullet header from Pelle
Lol you and dadehmola are the same, you don't want to give these young boys a chance cheesy
But I was just wondering if the chances RLC is getting won't be better utilised by another youth team player cos the guy does not look terribly interested
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 3:56pm On Mar 12, 2016
Nihilist:
Post match analysts on NBC just said they don't think Bamford is EPL quality

I have to agree. I say sell him for small change in the summer.
I don't think he is good enough. I can't name any single quality that he has, how did he score all this goals at Boro?
Meanwhile I think your best left back is Ake.
Is loftus cheek better than chalobah?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 3:49pm On Mar 12, 2016
sleekdot:
Mikel was marking Verrati. There were only 4 PSG players in your half and 8 Chelsea players. What were the other 8 doing while Mikel was marking Verrati?

Di Maria went towards Rahman and still roamed midfield and the other players were doing what exactly?

When Di Maria played the pass Cavani was with Chelsea 4 defenders who were all glued to the ground or were they waiting for Mikel to also go and chase Cavani too?

Every instance Mikel was marking someone, who were the other players marking?
You have not been watching Chelsea play. Mikel has been fully responsible for every single goal conceded this season while on the pitch and at least partially responsible for the ones conceded while on the bench. IMO he needs to go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 1:12am On Mar 10, 2016
coded01:
I am not here to castigate a toothless dog... grin


But I have a question: why was Costa removed for Traore?


Note: Chelsea were in desperate need for at least a goal and 2 or more to out rightly qualify... undecided
Costa was injured
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by afrodoc2: 12:51am On Mar 10, 2016
Danhumprey:
and what has happened so far?






ain't no one got any concrete info about coogar's whereabout?? undecided
The Coogar that you seek is here no more. But do not be alarmed because he will return like Abija cheesy
He was Sauron, then came back as Coogar......he will come as something else.
When a new poster comes here and starts trying bully people, starts insulting people and tries to form chairman in the process developing a gathering of "follow follow younglings" you will know that the Coog is back grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 12:03am On Mar 10, 2016
sleekdot:
The sequence for the first goal

Rabiot was with Willian when Di maria made the pass to Zlatan instead of Cahill to chase Zlatan to the corner, he backed away and allowed Zlatan to pick his spot

Azpi by now was marking Moura and also had to keep an eye on Rabiot, hbefore he could shift attention Rabiot already ghosted ahead and scored

2nd goal a ball in midfield which was to the PSG player advantage, If Mikel had tussled for that ball he could have gotten a red, The ball went to Dimaria who Azpi was caught flat footed and he was able to square to Zlatan

If anyone is to blame for either goal surely it wasnt Mikel. Maybe if we go into th beginning of the sequence we might have several players to blame not only Mikel
No o Mikel is at fault for both goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 11:56pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
Dude get off ma case.

I'm not here to analyse the game. I came into this tie expecting to lose easily, before the first leg and before tonight.

Therefore I am not here to analyse what went wrong.

I'm here to continue to highlight a major structural problem at Chelsea.

The first goal contained mistakes from Mikel, Willian, Kenedy and Cahill.

The 2nd goal contained mistakes from Mikel and Azpi.

None of those goals happen if in the first instance Mikel did his basic job.

I do not look at Chelsea and say that for this club to progress we REALLY need to get rid of Cahill, Willian, Kenedy and Azpi.

But I do look at this club and say that this club will continue to die if we dont get rid of Mikel.

So you are right, I am witchhunting those who are the major causes of our uselessness by highlighting their every error and uselessness. I did the same for Ramires, Cuadrado and do the same for Oscar. This is not a match report. This is me highlighting the uselessness of certain players.
grin
Lmao I don hear, don't get yourself worked up.
Who is on your case? Ok, Mikel was at fault for both goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 11:34pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
Quit reducing football into defence and attack.

Tell me Mikels position when Rabiot started his run.

Does he have culpability in the goal? Massively. The goal doesn't happen without him. If he does his simple job, no goal.

I'm not interested in what you are saying about anybody else. I have not excused anybody else.
You have not blamed anybody else either.
Most goals are conceded by a sequence of errors by multiple players but if push comes to shove Cahill was at fault for the first goal and azpi for the second goal.
Calling out Mikel when you were silent on the major culprits is just witch hunting.

P.s you actually excused azpi when you said he THOUGHT mikel would get the ball and that he has credit so u can't blame him cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 11:30pm On Mar 09, 2016
Pataki:
First it was Ramirez who was the scapegoat, till he was finally offloaded.

Now it is Mikel and Hazard.......Continue. cheesy
It is easy to demonize certain players and blame them for the woes of the club but is usually more complex than that.
Playing a right footed left back and right footed left winger never made any sense.

The midfield does not gave a great feel or balance to it.

You have wing forwards who rarely score and one in particular ( hazard, in case u we're guessing) who is a move killer, can't shoot from distance, can't make vertical dribbles, and is lacking in confidence.

Then you have just 1 real striker in the team but he has a dodgy temperament and a dodgier hamstring.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 11:19pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
When an opposing defensive midfielder saunters into a defence unchallenged, it is called an overload. The midfield is culpable. There is little a defence can do about it.

Defenders meet attacks face on and mostly position themselves in space. Defenders do not do one-on-one tracking. Midfielders do that.

I have no problem with Mikel. I have problem with those who force him on us and keep such incompetence taking space at Chelsea year in, year out.

No Man Utd fan has cause to hate Kleberson. If he is not good enough, he is not good enough. But they will get irate if they have to stomach his presence every season.
Where did you read that defenders do not track runners too.
For that 1st goal everything opened up because Cahill went and then stopped tracking zlatan , opening up the entire left side of your defence. Was he waiting for Mikel to come and do that tracking for him?
For the 2nd goal azpilicueta was caught ball watching and did not track Di Maria's run , simple!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 11:11pm On Mar 09, 2016
Leyqute:
DJ Lequte in the house
Lequte sneh, Dj eleru please play me "bad case of the Blues"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 11:06pm On Mar 09, 2016
Bimffo:
This is the Worst Chelsea team since '96.
Ah Han that is a bit # cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 11:01pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
I'm not being funny.

Someone should study that first goal again and tell me what the job of a defensive midfielder is.

When Rabiot started the move, Mikel was high up the pitch marking no one.

Rabiot ran past Willian into the space a DM should occupy. Willian sef did not follow the run, expecting Rabiot to run into the pivot.

Mikel was as usual escorting back, never mind not being in position to begin.

Azpi is marking Di Maria on the back post when Rabiot saunters in unchallenged, leaving him with two men. He opts to cut out the cross and misses it.

Again, move does not even start to develop with a competent midfield in place.
I am not actually disagreeing with your observation, just maybe your conclusion.

1) Mikel is slow, has always been slow and will always be slow. He is a poor excuse of a defensive midfielder who has little pace and can't track runners. That will never change because he can't just develop new physical attributes at this stage.

However those goals could have been avoided by others doing the basic things which their physical attributes would have allowed them do easily, namely tracking runs. Cahill for goal 1 and Azpi for goal 2 did not track basic runs...... That is where the major portion of the blame lies.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 10:55pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
I am not concerned with defending Azpi.

The fact is that goal does not happen without a snail like Mikel.

The fullback runs forward as soon as his team get the ball.

There was nothing 50:50 about that ball. Mikel had that ball virtually in his grasp. Any midfielder gets that ball. . . except Mikel.

Our midfield has been raped home and away.

How can PSG come and collect 62% possession at Stamford Bridge. Their attackers are not even scared of going forward knowing what kind of midfield sits behind them.

Vialli: Chelsea allowed too much space and time to PSGs midfielders. That's all.
Psg has a better team. You guys lost to superior opposition.
Zlatan > costa
Lucas moura > pedro
Di maria> hazard

Then they played 3 real midfielders, all physical and all decent on the ball. You guys had 2.

Luiz and Silva> cahill and ivanovic.

The better team with the better players won, there is no shame in that.
If you minimise all Chelsea's problems to just "mikel is crap" you will be towing the line of Coogar who preached that Man Utd would win matches if only we could offload Rooney. These teams have more extensive problems than that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 10:45pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
I am not concerned with defending Azpi.

The fact is that goal does not happen without a snail like Mikel.

The fullback runs forward as soon as his team get the ball.

There was nothing 50:50 about that ball. Mikel had that ball virtually in his grasp. Any midfielder gets that ball. . . except Mikel.

Our midfield has been raped home and away.

How can PSG come and collect 62% possession at Stamford Bridge. Their attackers are not even scared of going forward knowing what kind of midfield sits behind them.

Vialli: Chelsea allowed too much space and time to PSGs midfielders. That's all.
What is instructive about your reaction was that Chelsea conceded a goal with Azpi as the major culprit but you singled out Mikel. You have a tendency to single out the players you do not like and blame them DISREGARDING the actual facts in each incident.

I am not defending Mikel's career overall in Chelsea but this particular goal was the time to criticise Azpi who was culpable for both goals due to his ball watching skills.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 10:32pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
Mikel was extremely sluggish in reaching that ball.

That's the initiation of that goal.

Azpi prolly already thought that is Mikels ball and started running forward only to find that snail couldn't reach the ball.

Anybody that put any iota of hope in Mikel as a midfielder in a team like Chelsea is stewpid.
Azpilicueta's primary job is not to see into the future and predict that a yellow carded Mikel would win a 50-50 ball, his primary duty is to mark and track the runs of his man............not ball watch like a boy seeing Kim Kardashian's booty for the first time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 10:28pm On Mar 09, 2016
sleekdot:
You should know that on this thread some players always get blamed regardless of what actually happens
I had to nip that narrative in the bud before Ibime's younglings nurtured it into a full grown tree of misinformation. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 10:14pm On Mar 09, 2016
Ibime:
See Mikel the snail closing down the loose ball that led to the goal and failing to get to a ball he is favourite for.

That is why we can't win these kind of games.
Azpilicueta failing to track Di Maria's run was the primary reason that goal was conceded. Azpilicueta is the main culprit not Mikel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 10:12pm On Mar 09, 2016
Well well if we can't have a victory for England we should be able to have a party on this thread. Let me go and iron my agbada
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 9:06pm On Mar 09, 2016
C'mon Chelsea! England expects that every man will do his duty. We must stretch the gap between us and Serie A
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 9:02pm On Mar 09, 2016
Cahill is a real otondo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by afrodoc2: 6:27pm On Mar 09, 2016
joeace2020:
honestly where is coogar? has he been brought down by a woman too?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Coogar and Arif the international accountant played the girl wayo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by afrodoc2: 5:00pm On Mar 09, 2016
Elxandre:
I find it funny that some even blame Mata's red card for the defeat. sad

Replacing Herrera with Scheiderlin was a disastrous and silly decision that would have gotten any coach at any serious club fired at the final whistle.

Worse still, Carrick was still on the pitch delivering the most sluggish performance in a must win game.
Carrick should really retire, as he's very often a burden to the midfield.

I think it was ridiculous to have started Rashford over Lingard though.
Yes he has scored 4 goals, but he isn't a Messi.

I've concluded now that United is suffering from being over coached!
LVG is actually a good coach, but I don't know if old age is messing with his thinking. His bad decisions make you cry.
Rashford didn't start over Lingard, they were both in the starting line up. It was Memphis that lost out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 9:54pm On Mar 08, 2016
dmcdad:
Doc please do everything you can to revive them to avoid stories that touch.
Ibime is fine, he sustained serious injuries but he has a strong constitution and has been discharged already.
We do not even know where bimffo is as we speak. We have sent people to check all the hospitals,mortuaries, police stations, religious houses as well as olosho houses
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 9:49pm On Mar 08, 2016
Bearing in mind ibime is first time offender and admitted his guilt and also considering the fact that he has done some good deeds in the past we are going to let ibime go with a slap on the wrist and a stern warning to desist from misleading his younglings
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 8:59pm On Mar 08, 2016
homesteady:
Sharrrap!
You claimed that it was Iniesta's worldcup(2010) final goal that made him to be getting all the awards he has won! It's quite funny to see that by 2009, you had already crowned him the best midfielder in the world!
That means you have just been saying rubbish all this while, making somebody to be searching for things that would not put food on my table!

Thunder must fire your left ball grin
Ah han , that is a bit #
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 8:40pm On Mar 08, 2016
Ibime:
Dayo is a deadly nigga!!!!!

No need to yarn too much. Ibime has much more refined taste and footie understanding than he did 7 years ago. Simples!
Lol . And there is ibime waving the white flag. What do u say to all your acolytes and younglings who take everything you have ever said as the Gospel truth?
And will you promise to pay half of his debt so bimffo can stop reading as a "guest" and log back on? cheesy

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