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And this babe would have friend-zoned some nice guys only to be dying for one guy that does not give a hoot.

Like I always say. Ladies love guy who don't value them.

Who is this mofo gay failing to disguise his disgusting orientation?

Goat.

Lol. Fayose has been reduced to a disgruntled yapping puppy.

Futbolpredikts:
summary:
The president has finally applied common sense by cutting the cost of flying oversea with his entourage for treatment, thereby seeking for medical assistant from foreign doctors by flying them to Nigeria.. Why won't a dollar turn 706naira?

Nigerian doctors are unemployable- PMB

You and commonsense are enemies.

keyzid:
Just imagine. What a delusional thought from a retard zombie who loves progress. FYI, I'm not an IPOB youth. Ode omo. Anybody who speaks out the truth is now termed IPOB. Mtchew.

You don't need to deny your pedigree. It reeks with every word you type.

Just try to contain your dismay when this government succeeds. Also, try not to decamp. We don't need runts from a crumbling party.

Now swerve. The stink of defeat is strong around you.

hinwazaka:
Fashola will not heed sound advice. Watch how he will call a press conference, where he will rain insults on the Senate

Lol. You have a vivid imagination. Nollywood needs you.

keyzid:
I see. Zombie spotted. Al these austere period we've been going thru is so plain and easily demonstrated to you but you are already blinded and you will never wake up from your slumber. Wretched slowpoke.

Who is this frustrated IPOB youth? Do you live in this country at all? Is it APC that kept power generation and transmission at such abysmal levels that a whole community would be deprived of electricity for 2 whole years? Is it APC that sold PHCN in bits to their cronies?

Now that the ineffectual buffoon has been thrown out you suddenly remember how terrible the situation is as if your people didn't destroy everything with their own hands?

Go and lick your wounds defeated vermin. Hope whatever is left of your twisted ego won't plague you when you start to enjoy the administration of Buhari.

You think this is part of the 16 years of misrule of your party of rogues? Guy open your diseased eyes.

Goat.

EnigmaticEnigma:
I disagree with you here bae, unless you just wanna keep up with the joneses

I had a friend that was 33 and lived with his parents at that time.

he used to earn about $3,500 every two weeks after tax and would save a whole paycheck at once and use the other one to help out in the house.

now, he is married, drives a G37s and paid for his house cash, from all the savings.

yes, u may not have your privacy, but you'd have money in the bank and lots of it

unless of course the guy just wants to move out so he can be fvcking at will

Gbam! I won't advice any father to chase his son out. Instead he should stay to be able to save money since he won't be paying rent and other bills. When it's time, he'd get a decent place (or even build a house), get married and move.

Accommodation gulps a lot in this Lagos. We know how much is left after paying rent every year. Which time boys go build house?

keyzid:
Do you have sense of reasoning at all? Ok. Where is thy hope since May then. Bigoted fool.

Who be dis? We dey talk, dis one sef get idea? Abeg swerve enter gutter jare. Miserable miscreant.

He doesn't want PDP to smear his reputation. PDP! Is this what you have become?

2 years! And you people still voted for PDP? Well, your party was (and is) only concerned about electoral violence and sharing dollars. Nothing more.

Don't worry my people, the party of the drunk crusader of corruption has been booted. There is hope now.

adorablepepple:
naked is ugly, covered is beautiful! Ladies cover your body.

Two boxes of Cadbury chocolates for you dear.

Truthfully, Kim K rocked it better. You Naija babes are just jealous or something. How could you rate Kim's neat coiffure lower than Dija's. Really?

mizzkweenbee:
Oh, u still exist? Had completely forgotten about u. Keep showing yourself old man. Common sense truly isn't common

Lol. Common sense would have told you that many words have multiple meanings... A pity you are bereft of good sense. Funny old woman.

Next time be gracious when replying comments. I no longer have time to waste on you.

Funny . If Baba finally pop the question, mama fit just decide to play hard to get: "Honey, I need some time to think about it".

mizzkweenbee:
First of all, goats don't crawl and sure as hell don't live in burrows. What's with you and people not being bright, you're the one who should be reading and not on how to insult people cos that seems to be the only thing you're good at

Amusing.

I am at liberty to use metaphors as I deem fit. Besides, burrow also means a shelter or place of refuge. You didn't realize that 'cos well, not everyone is sensible enough to read past the first definition of a word. Really, I can see how bright you are.

Keep "shining".

How many people live in Lagos alone? Who are those dominating Apapa, Festac, Mile 2? The government has considered those guys migrating from the East to Lagos. This budget is on point.

Wailers, go and sleep.

Ikengawo:
Cattle rearer gets first class in NIgeria and it's national news.
chie.
The worst is these ppl don't know they're hopeless.

Lol. So much bitterness in one post. Guy, calm down. After all he didn't call the igbo boys in his class dullards. So why the hate? The young man is worth his salt.

MarieSucre:
You obviously did not read her post. Next time do so, so you don't make a fool out of yourself.

Lol. What burrow did this nannygoat crawl out from? You are not very bright, are you? Go back and read.

Misterpaul:
Phyno drinking Orijin..But, him be ambassador for Guinness made of black. E be like him wan loose hin endorsement contact.

Lol. My guy, Guinness is the owner of the Orijin brand.

egift:
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Good one. Ben will do more DOING than wagging his tongue on Twitter.

Men this car is hot! A pity he still has to assemble instead of produce. This is where we need those Chinese investors to open plastic companies and steel mills.

Lol. Actually, it's Sambo's building. All these journalists and their sensational captions.

This is the residence of the Vice President, regardless of the person occupying that office.

Site visitation can never give you a proper picture of the project cost. Wet works cost roughly the same all over Nigeria. What makes a simple 2 storey mansion hit the billion naira mark is the finishes (and furnishing). Also, the quality of service by subcontractors could push a bill considerably.

If you senators mean business, you should invite the main contractor and scrutinize the Bill.

But babes sha. iPhone 4s in 2016? Why not 5s at least?

Well, I still salute her generosity and the heart behind her giving. She is way better than some of these hungry Nairaland chicks who buy fake singlets for their boyfriends while expecting smart phones.

I'm not surprised those hungry ladies are attacking the OP and his babe. In their eyes, this young lady has done the unthinkable. Poverty is bad.

Godbest:
can you encourage your wife to get implant butt, when you know the medical danger associated with it

Never. Instead I will accept her small yansh like that. Just pointing out the truth that exercise doesn't make yansh bigger. Yansh is much more of fat than muscle.

If women really want bigger yansh they should go for surgery. Instead of silicone, some procedures would source fat from your tummy, waist or thighs to fill up the butt. That way it will feel natural.

Abegi which stupiid jinx?

Evil lecturers should be sacked. How can you consistently prevent brilliant students from getting a first class for 20 years?! And this school is not even among the top 200 in the world. Shame to the faculty.

Congratulations young man. They tried but failed to repress you. May others be as favoured.

Me too. She was disappointed when I told her "No sex today". See vex. She tried to rape me sef. She grabbed my shirt and tore out my buttons. I escaped and had to run out of the compound. Don't know why you ladies are like this.

What if the chairman of your wedding ceremony or your best man is her former customer? Oloshos are not meant to be married. Highest na baby mama.

Nice story.

Moderator, please move this to Literature section. Thanks.

Trying to conceive yet you cannot ask your gynaecologist?

Lol. Be careful next time. Some sidechicks can be so stubborn and unpredictable.

not like I'm endorsing infidelity, but hey, a guy needs a backup plan in case bae starts acting like she can do whatever she likes.