Magnoliaa:


Ehen. I don remember you.

You mean you don break up with all your North African babes?

Chai.

Why na? When other people are getting LOMLs and year-end engagements here and there.

Eyaaaaa. And I feel for you o. Even though I've moved on.

Why are you happy that I broke up with my babes? And why are you moving on? Moving to where? To who? Berra come back here.

Merry Christmas.

Magnoliaa:


The disrespect is getting too much.

Shey if not that I am already processing my divorce from Afro Knight, how much is money for BBL that I cannot ask for?

Mscheeewwww.

Abeg no bring me come your pink pill discussion abeg abeg. I’m not in good terms with women at the moment. I’ve broken up with my 3 steady girlfriends

Emefiele is looking for their trouble. They will boot him out.

If a train hits a car, it is 100% not the fault of the train driver.

Train tracks should never be blocked for any reason. If there’s slow traffic, you should only move when there’s space enough to accommodate you on the other side of the tracks. So sad.

The ruling class in Nigeria (the leading politicians) are mostly Muslim.

Muslims don’t eat pork. They also don’t like to invest in it.

However if Oyinbo people later declare that Nigerian-grown pork is their favourite import, I believe politicians will find a way around their religion to produce it in commercial quantities.

If she didn’t cheat on her husband then it is IMPOSSIBLE.

She should confess

Magnoliaa:


I am sorry; but I am a child of God, I don't know about you.

I will do no such thing to please a mortal man.

In fact, come and collect your engagement ring sef.

Maggie you too dey quick vex. Small tin you wan scatter everything. Haba. It was just a suggestion so that I won’t cheat on you with like 4 other babes. Calm down na

The great Sammy Okposo. This guy made gospel music more fun for young people. He had a great voice.

Sad that he’s gone.

Bro, give her twins straight up!

Congrats in advance

Magnoliaa:


I think we should go for a couples' therapy atp, make this yansh matter no make us dee-vorse first week into our wedding.

We can pump it na

Can’t we?

Magnoliaa come and be wearing hot pant for me na. See hot chicks here. Shebi you get massive yansh?

mariahAngel:


Which of the clubs he's played for will accord him that legendary status he should've deserved?

All of them, albeit grudgingly.

Remember Man U stripped Cavani of the number 7 because of the advent of CR7.

See ehn, the man deserves his accolades.

mariahAngel:


It is unfortunate how he allowed his attitude ruin his hard work/achievements.

I don’t believe anything ruined his achievements.

Ibrahimovic is the most arrogant pr!ck in the footballing world but he is still respected as a solid striker.

Ronaldo deserves the respect that he demands. He has achieved enough to be worshipped as a player.

You people should stop insulting Mikel.

He is one of our most decorated players ever. Respect his success. Thanks.

I admire C Ronaldo for one thing, he kept getting better and better as he grew into his 30s. It is a very difficult thing for a striker to achieve and CR7 did it. A solid player. It will be many years before we see another person like him.

Magnoliaa:
AfroKnight and I on December 17th, by God's Grace.

#AFROLIAA2023 is the code.

December 2023? I thought we agreed October 1st as good citizens of the country.

23 years old!

She thinks she has seen the worst? She doesn’t know that there’s more breakfast to chop.
She’s stoopeeed

Nigerians should try not to fall sick for the next 10 years. Just try. Eat healthy, perform cardio exercise, avoid alcohol and risky behaviour.

Doctors no too dey again.

Even before before sef, doctors no reach us. Now, e don red.

I hope the police of that country won’t be stoopeed like Nigeria Police and arrest the real victim here: the husband. It is a pity she took the foooleesh way out and offed herself, but at the least, she has done the last injustice she could. The man is free from the burden of beholding her face in court.

She was a wicked soul. A vile daughter of satan.

No man deserves the ignominy she visited upon the innocent husband. He was treated in the most contemptuous manner possible.

She was a hœ in life and a hœ in death.

Hope he is allowed to live his life.

Praying for the man.

Nokia1000 you know what to do. Since she has frustrated you to the point of contemplating suicide, it is time for a separation that will lead to divorce. Talk to a lawyer.

The truth is she despises you. At this stage, she can’t change. She will always look on you with contempt. Leave her.

Some men will see red but call it purple because they are afraid of the truth.

You know the truth.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Nice body. Would look much nicer in dark complexion

In 3 paragraphs, explain “fight for a man”.

(20 marks)

Edenbello:


I'm asking again, show me entitlement.

Your cousins are in for it. I pity them.

Edenbello:


Where is the sense of entitlement in the post? Perhaps you have issues with comprehension.

This is a man that is a son of the family. One way or the other, the family contributed to make him who he's. Is it bad for him to also help people in the family? Or he's now for the old woman alone?

Omo! See entitlement. You cannot even see how bad you look saying stuff like this.

She went overboard by insulting you but your uncle kept quiet because he shares her sentiments. You said your uncle was “supposed to” contribute to your mom’s hospital bills. Why? Do you know if his kids needed the money? Do you know if he was servicing a loan at the time?

Hope you won’t be expecting him to give you a share in his property when he dies. Hope your cousins won’t have to contend with you for their father’s property.

Stop feeling entitled to a person’s money especially if you didn’t catch him wasting it on alcohol or gambling

I pity those okadas that do t like to slow down

But Obi didn’t say they played football together. Where did you hear that one?

Magnoliaa:


You're thinking.

Be thinking for people what they are very well o. Very soon now, I will arrest you for a thought crime . I don get Eqswaya friend; my amiable Barrister Folake4u, so you berra mind the judgments and statements you will be making about me henceforth!

You have said the congratulations on our behalf , that was why I highlighted yours.

True true, e no easy. People like me cannot can.

This your last sentence ehn…

But Maggie ahn ahn there is no need to involve lawyer.

Magnoliaa:


My disciple where?

Me and am resemble?

Abeg, make she go collect National Merit Award if she feels she is deserving and it'll make her happy.

I tink say na your disciple.

But come, Why are you like this? Congratulate her na. It is not easy to say no to enjoyment.

Congratulations

Magnoliaa come and see your disciple.

Format your post properly. Use paragraphs. It’s exhausting to read this without paragraphs.

First of all, she dey crase.

Good thing you deduced that she would never treat you well. She’s still the toxic entitled liability you knew. There’s a much better option out there for you.