teepain:


Then, more people should invest in Keke and korope buses in those axes. I am fairly certain that as the demand gap persists, entrepreneur s would fill the vacuum. They just need to be sure that the LASG would not reverse the ban on Bikes in those axes.

Nigerians love business.

Those private individuals who can invest in those businesses have already done so. But there is still a big percentage of commuters left out. This is where the government comes in. BRT buses are the only solution for main roads. They can move a lot more people at a time.

This should be sufficient until more train routes are built. There’s no way we can avoid considering underground trains in the future. The population in Lagos is growing very fast

ShaqFu:
Aren't there Keke Napep or Korope buses plying those roads?

People would not be that many if those kekes and koropes were sufficient.

They need big buses on those routes. BRT should not be for expressways alone. They are needed for smaller roads. Then Korope and Keke for access roads.

Trains for long distances, big buses for medium and short distances. Keke for short distances.

Make FG give this babe something huge. She is a remarkable athlete. It’s not easy to remain at the top in this sport. The contenders are not sleeping.

The thing is, she could have easily represented USA and become one of their track stars but she chose this country. Hmmm. I salute her decision.

Magnoliaa:


How it started...

vs.

How it's going...

It started with popcorn? Damn! I’m so romantic

He made a mistake. Nobody is above mistake.

Magnoliaa:


But men have body hair and it's okay. What about this should be moderated? It is a personal choice, just like choosing to wear makeup or plaiting your hair or wearing earrings... so long as you're clean and comfortable, what's wrong in that?

Well, you have a point.






But I will never agree

MrBachelor:
The one on red get better breasts. But I am a nyansh guy sha. Especially those nyansh wey dey shaped like apple wey dey upside down .

My brother you have good taste. Yansh is life!

Magnoliaa come and carry your disciples o.


All this women empowerment sh!t needs to be moderated cos WTF is this!

This is proof that he was NOT beaten for being a violent criminal. He would not be alive if those soldiers actually thought he was an unknown gunman.

Nigerian soldiers bully innocent civilians like this everyday.

Those girls knew what they signed up for. They just didn’t calculate the extreme greed of the madams in the equation.

This one is lucky she returned in one piece

Persephone1:
I am dancing right now watching the video

Oya whine dat waist
Whine am well

This song has brought back memories. Hmmmm

So this is the meaning of this song

Let me dedicate this song to my babes, Magnoliaa and Persephone1.

This story no clear.

Many questions

She must be sacked! How did she even get the job in the first place?

Magnoliaa:


Sooooo, is it now on aburo/egbon levels?



Shey eni ti o ma blow trumpet will believe first. What's there to blow when I am not convinced of what you are?

you’re still the sugar in my agbo jedi

Better believe me.

Magnoliaa:


Alhamdulillah, to the glory of God, the highest certification I have is a WASSCE, if I am being realistic.

MSc loun loun. E really shock you?

E shock me, I no go lie

E pele o. Mahatma Gandhi and President Obama rolled into one.

I don’t like blowing my trumpet. But I don’t mind you blowing it for me.

Magnoliaa:


Waoww. This must be a research by scholars from the University of Leicester and that has been peer-reviewed o.



You no put all the ami ohun this time. I have forgotten how well you know how to place it sef.

Omo ilu wo ni e na? You're a child of which state?

I don’t want to mention the source of the research for humility reasons. I prefer to be humble, you know.

I cannot mention my hometown for security reasons. Some people will put 2 & 2 together and catch me.

Magnoliaa:

MSc or PhD?

ibechris:
I disagree with u.

Yes,not all bankers are what u just mentioned and not all who engage in the aforementioned are as u labelled them.

Being discipline is not generic but a personal choice.
So,stop lying.

I have worked in the bank.
Just say u hate these classes of women in these vocations and don't say what is not true.

Shet up

Magnoliaa:


O tun reiterate e **bites finger in anger**. Ahhh! At least avoid students, especially students.

Take a deep breath, Maggi. A deeep breath, and release it. Good.

Just...just come and clear yourself, this man.

Wait.

Tell me you’re not a student.

Magnoliaa:


Is this your favourite food, my love?

It wasn't pounded yam and ègúsì and bush meat, though, but ma worry. Next taim. I know this now. I will even specially pound the yam and put all orisirisi of meat.

Yes, darling. You're mine and I am yours. Ki la wa fun ra wa fun? Ekuro ni alabaku ewa afterall.

Buh ibi twerking yen ni a ti ma fere ni problem ferefe.

Come sef, twerking is for all these nonsense nonsense chewing gum boys jare. A real man, a man of the house and husband material receives good rubs and massages. And a great bath too.

But ya denying your first love for me. What's my assurance that you wee not do same to me if you find another woman now?

You know I can’t deny you. You know na.

Twerking is good for the heart of the observer. It also reduces blood sugar, while it improves liver function and other things. Trust me.

Iyan ati eran igbe is the preferred delicacy of every self respecting Yoruba man. It’s in the constitution sef. Trust me once again.

Persephone1:
A bo lounje kuuuu, ofonran olofun jin. Maggie have use food collect trouser from you give you wrapper!

Chai, which kind of love potion did maggie do, it must be from Afghanistan abi from Punjab ni?

I must get to the root of this

Say whatever you like. Me, I’m not ashamed of anything. Food is life!

Magnoliaa:


Shey the shepe has cleared for ya eyes now? Oya, come and eat swallow, and lemme rub the fluffy pillow in your midriff.

Maggie you know I’m just kidding.

Hope it’s iyán àti ẹ̀gúsí pẹ̀lú ẹran ìgbẹ́? Rub my tummy baby girl. I’m all yours. Forget Persephone1. I don’t even know her.

Come and twerk for me baby. Zaddy is here for you.

Persephone1:
Ehn ehn, its an open something?

Afroknight!!! is this true?

Forget magnoliaa. I caught her cheating on me, flirting on this nairaland. A whole me.

Me that I’ve been faithful to my 3 steady girlfriends at the same time, I just said I should add Maggie to make it 4 and she just cheated on me just like that. I have since returned to my babes.

She can go and follow oyinbo for all I care.

Op, Sukkot, your query is still ambiguous.

Are you talking about the setback between the fence and the road, Or the road shoulder?

If it’s the setback then the owner of the plot has full control over it even though he cannot build on it. He will also be prosecuted if the waste management agency finds the place untidy after a series of warnings.

If you mean the shoulder, it is government property. You can park there except the plot owner is a VIP who has security concerns, in which case you will be harassed by security officers for your suspicious parking.

For example, If you park in front of Peter Obi’s house, you will be moved by force.

djkirkoo2:
I gave her 55k for business I didn't see result rather she's saying that my baby is distracting her. Even when she was doing the business before she gets home I cook and prepare dinner so that she would be stress free. I bathe the baby, wash his clothes, even washes her clothes atimes just to relieve her of stress yet she keeps saying that she's suffering in the relationship. Recently I called her to iron things out she gave the phone to another man and the man really insulted hell out of me. I really wish I could drop the audio here because I record any of our conversation since we separated so that she won't be twisting stories to her favor.

Look for a mediation centre close by. They will summon her so you guys can reach a resolution. Come with all the proof of transfers made to her account for everything per month. Print everything. Prepare very well. No stoopeed Baby mama has the right to keep you from seeing your child. What’s worse? She doesn’t even have the means to feed your baby. You are the one who can take care of that baby.

Don’t let her get away with this rubbish.

Magnoliaa:


After we don leave Buka fess. Abi what do you say AfroKnight, my young-at-heart bobo?

baby girl, you are correct. Buka is number 1 then we close down the nearest beer parlour.

He has had enough! Man is fighting for his rights

Let them add soft ponmo for him abeg. Daddy of the house deserves to be treated like a king once in a while.

Blessedmercy8:


Not your chick, was never your chick. In fact were cat and rat but I made an open apology to get you off my back. Here you are again doing the same old thing.

Grow up abeg

If you’re not my side chick then you can suck my d!ck.

I don’t have time for your likes. Earn some money and pay some bills then come back to audition with me as my side chick.

Blessedmercy8:


Grandpa, you're still on this forum. Tufia!

Who's broke? Lol.. you wish..back to sender!

Babe, what’s your old monicker? Hope I’m not insulting my online side chick.

Blessedmercy8:
The kids have not started coming and you're already living like this. Now imagine when you have to buy diapers, baby food, school fees and all that in this harsh economy.

Even me as a single, 20k no do me in a week for feeding how much more two people.

You're lucky you're residing in a state where you can still get a decent apartment for 150k. In Lagos you can't get such.

With 10k for upkeep I can imagine how your wife will be living an unsatisfied life. Though she won't complain just to answer a good wife. For how long?

My take on this break down is, if a man goes ahead and marries with such income, he'll subject his family to hardship.

I'm out!

All these broke girls having opinions.

You better hustle so you can afford your fake standards.

Tomtomastom4 you are a great man.

May you receive promotion and increase in every side.

I salute you. Na man you be.