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Romance / Re: After 10 Yrs Of Prostituting To Repay Madam In Malaysia, Lady Returns To Nigeria by AfroKnight: 2:44pm On Sep 03, 2022
Those girls knew what they signed up for. They just didn’t calculate the extreme greed of the madams in the equation.

This one is lucky she returned in one piece
Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by AfroKnight: 10:57pm On Sep 02, 2022
Persephone1:
I am dancing right now watching the video grin

grin Oya whine dat waist
Whine am well grin

This song has brought back memories. Hmmmm
Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by AfroKnight: 4:48pm On Sep 02, 2022
So this is the meaning of this song cheesy cheesy

Let me dedicate this song to my babes, Magnoliaa and Persephone1.

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes Friend’s Wife Beside Her Husband In Lagos by AfroKnight: 12:09am On Aug 31, 2022
This story no clear.

Many questions
Education / Re: Fat Joe Defends Curvy Teacher After Parents Asked For Her To Be Sacked by AfroKnight: 11:00am On Aug 30, 2022
She must be sacked! How did she even get the job in the first place?
Romance / Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 12:08am On Aug 30, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Sooooo, is it now on aburo/egbon levels? cheesy



Shey eni ti o ma blow trumpet will believe first. grin What's there to blow when I am not convinced of what you are?

grin you’re still the sugar in my agbo jedi

Better believe me.
Romance / Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:59pm On Aug 29, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Alhamdulillah, to the glory of God, the highest certification I have is a WASSCE, if I am being realistic.

MSc loun loun. grin grin E really shock you?
E shock me, I no go lie


E pele o. Mahatma Gandhi and President Obama rolled into one. undecided
I don’t like blowing my trumpet. But I don’t mind you blowing it for me.

Romance / Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:37pm On Aug 29, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Waoww. This must be a research by scholars from the University of Leicester and that has been peer-reviewed o.



You no put all the ami ohun this time. I have forgotten how well you know how to place it sef.

Omo ilu wo ni e na? You're a child of which state?

I don’t want to mention the source of the research for humility reasons. I prefer to be humble, you know.

I cannot mention my hometown for security reasons. Some people will put 2 & 2 together and catch me. grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:36pm On Aug 29, 2022
Magnoliaa:


grin grin grin grin grin

MSc or PhD?
Romance / Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:35pm On Aug 29, 2022
ibechris:
I disagree with u.

Yes,not all bankers are what u just mentioned and not all who engage in the aforementioned are as u labelled them.

Being discipline is not generic but a personal choice.
So,stop lying.

I have worked in the bank.
Just say u hate these classes of women in these vocations and don't say what is not true.
Shet up

Romance / Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:29pm On Aug 29, 2022
Magnoliaa:


O tun reiterate e **bites finger in anger**. Ahhh! At least avoid students, especially students.

Take a deep breath, Maggi. A deeep breath, and release it. Good.

Just...just come and clear yourself, this man.

Wait. shocked

Tell me you’re not a student.
Romance / Re: Ladies Keep Off! Men Only. Professions You Should Not Date. by AfroKnight: 11:27pm On Aug 29, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Is this your favourite food, my love? cheesy

It wasn't pounded yam and ègúsì and bush meat, though, but ma worry. Next taim. I know this now. I will even specially pound the yam and put all orisirisi of meat.

Yes, darling. You're mine and I am yours. Ki la wa fun ra wa fun? Ekuro ni alabaku ewa afterall. grin

Buh ibi twerking yen ni a ti ma fere ni problem ferefe. embarassed

Come sef, twerking is for all these nonsense nonsense chewing gum boys jare. A real man, a man of the house and husband material receives good rubs and massages. And a great bath too.

lipsrsealed But ya denying your first love for me. What's my assurance that you wee not do same to me if you find another woman now?

grin You know I can’t deny you. You know na.

Twerking is good for the heart of the observer. It also reduces blood sugar, while it improves liver function and other things. Trust me.

Iyan ati eran igbe is the preferred delicacy of every self respecting Yoruba man. It’s in the constitution sef. Trust me once again. grin
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AfroKnight: 11:20pm On Aug 29, 2022
Persephone1:
A bo lounje kuuuu, ofonran olofun jin. cheesy Maggie have use food collect trouser from you give you wrapper!

Chai, which kind of love potion did maggie do, it must be from Afghanistan abi from Punjab ni?

I must get to the root of this angry

Say whatever you like. Me, I’m not ashamed of anything. Food is life!

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AfroKnight: 10:14pm On Aug 28, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Shey the shepe has cleared for ya eyes now? Oya, come and eat swallow, and lemme rub the fluffy pillow in your midriff. grin

grin
Maggie you know I’m just kidding.

Hope it’s iyán àti ẹ̀gúsí pẹ̀lú ẹran ìgbẹ́? Rub my tummy baby girl. I’m all yours. grin Forget Persephone1. I don’t even know her. grin

Come and twerk for me baby. Zaddy is here for you.

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by AfroKnight: 8:30am On Aug 28, 2022
Persephone1:
Ehn ehn, its an open something?

Afroknight!!! is this true?

Forget magnoliaa. I caught her cheating on me, flirting on this nairaland. A whole me.

Me that I’ve been faithful to my 3 steady girlfriends at the same time, I just said I should add Maggie to make it 4 and she just cheated on me just like that. I have since returned to my babes.

She can go and follow oyinbo for all I care. angry

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Car Talk / Re: Why Do Nigerians Think The Road In Front Of Their House Belongs To Them? by AfroKnight: 10:51pm On Aug 26, 2022
Op, Sukkot, your query is still ambiguous.

Are you talking about the setback between the fence and the road, Or the road shoulder?

If it’s the setback then the owner of the plot has full control over it even though he cannot build on it. He will also be prosecuted if the waste management agency finds the place untidy after a series of warnings.

If you mean the shoulder, it is government property. You can park there except the plot owner is a VIP who has security concerns, in which case you will be harassed by security officers for your suspicious parking.

For example, If you park in front of Peter Obi’s house, you will be moved by force.

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Family / Re: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by AfroKnight: 9:35pm On Aug 26, 2022
djkirkoo2:
I gave her 55k for business I didn't see result rather she's saying that my baby is distracting her. Even when she was doing the business before she gets home I cook and prepare dinner so that she would be stress free. I bathe the baby, wash his clothes, even washes her clothes atimes just to relieve her of stress yet she keeps saying that she's suffering in the relationship. Recently I called her to iron things out she gave the phone to another man and the man really insulted hell out of me. I really wish I could drop the audio here because I record any of our conversation since we separated so that she won't be twisting stories to her favor.

Look for a mediation centre close by. They will summon her so you guys can reach a resolution. Come with all the proof of transfers made to her account for everything per month. Print everything. Prepare very well. No stoopeed Baby mama has the right to keep you from seeing your child. What’s worse? She doesn’t even have the means to feed your baby. You are the one who can take care of that baby.

Don’t let her get away with this rubbish.
Romance / Re: Does A Date Have To Be In A Resturant? by AfroKnight: 9:23pm On Aug 26, 2022
Magnoliaa:


After we don leave Buka fess. grin Abi what do you say AfroKnight, my young-at-heart bobo?

grin baby girl, you are correct. Buka is number 1 then we close down the nearest beer parlour.

Family / Re: Man Rants At Length Over Wife’s Decision To Serve Him Just Two Pieces Of Meat by AfroKnight: 11:31am On Aug 26, 2022
He has had enough! Man is fighting for his rights grin

Let them add soft ponmo for him abeg. Daddy of the house deserves to be treated like a king once in a while.

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Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AfroKnight: 10:28pm On Aug 23, 2022
Blessedmercy8:


Not your chick, was never your chick. In fact were cat and rat but I made an open apology to get you off my back. Here you are again doing the same old thing.

Grow up abeg

If you’re not my side chick then you can suck my d!ck.

I don’t have time for your likes. Earn some money and pay some bills then come back to audition with me as my side chick.
Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AfroKnight: 10:09pm On Aug 23, 2022
Blessedmercy8:


Grandpa, you're still on this forum. Tufia!

Who's broke? Lol.. you wish..back to sender!

Babe, what’s your old monicker? Hope I’m not insulting my online side chick. grin
Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AfroKnight: 10:01pm On Aug 23, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
The kids have not started coming and you're already living like this. Now imagine when you have to buy diapers, baby food, school fees and all that in this harsh economy.

Even me as a single, 20k no do me in a week for feeding how much more two people.

You're lucky you're residing in a state where you can still get a decent apartment for 150k. In Lagos you can't get such.

With 10k for upkeep I can imagine how your wife will be living an unsatisfied life. Though she won't complain just to answer a good wife. For how long?

My take on this break down is, if a man goes ahead and marries with such income, he'll subject his family to hardship.

I'm out!



All these broke girls having opinions.

You better hustle so you can afford your fake standards.

Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AfroKnight: 10:00pm On Aug 23, 2022
Tomtomastom4 you are a great man.

May you receive promotion and increase in every side.

I salute you. Na man you be.
Politics / Re: Sowore Condemns Attack On Tinubu-Shettima Bishop At Dei Dei Market In Abuja by AfroKnight: 11:29pm On Aug 21, 2022
Most of these obidients are undisciplined young people. They don’t know how to regulate their fervour.

Dangerous young people


Their excesses will cost Peter Obi this presidency. They make him an obnoxious option with their brashness.

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Family / Re: My Gas Cylinder Was Stolen Tonight by AfroKnight: 9:05pm On Aug 21, 2022
Ishilove:
I'm not supposed to laugh, but the presentation makes the story funny.

There is hunger in the land, my sister. I am reminded of a roasted corn seller who was kidnapped many years ago during the Jonathan era. Her ransom: recharge card and a bag of gari. I kid you not.

We thought Jonathan was bad. We did not know that we left Egypt and by our hands crowned Beelzebub.

Bag of Gaari? grin

Sapa don reach bandits side. This country ehn.
Family / Re: My Gas Cylinder Was Stolen Tonight by AfroKnight: 9:03pm On Aug 21, 2022
What a wicked world shocked
Family / Re: I Messed Up. by AfroKnight: 5:56pm On Aug 18, 2022
Hello Mr Troubledman,

She dragged your mum to the ground? Please tell me that was figure of speech and she really did not physically drag your mother to the floor.

Omo!

I blame you for putting your mother in this terrible situation where she would be assaulted by the mentally unstable woman you call a wife.

You should observe your wife more. She’s not okay in the head. She’s lucky it’s you she married sha. You go drag my own mama for ground? My own mother! Hmmm!

May the universe not let me see that happen to my mother.

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Politics / Re: See Labour Party Agbada (Pics) by AfroKnight: 2:08pm On Aug 15, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Afro Knight, will you become Obidient and I will buy this cloth for you? cheesy Lemme spend on you for the first time; only condition is for you to be Obidient.

grin thia agbada fine o. But this is bribery.

I will think about it. grin
Romance / Re: Her First Child Belongs To My Friend! Should I Tell Her Husband? by AfroKnight: 11:33pm On Aug 13, 2022
Paternity fraud should ALWAYS be exposed.

They say you want to destroy her home but she already did that from the beginning. You cannot destroy what has already been destroyed.

Prepare to look over your shoulder for the rest of your life though.

Evil Women who have money are ruthless when their source of income is threatened especially when that source is a man.

This story sounds fictitious but it can provide instruction for up and coming hœs. Paternity fraud must be exposed and punished ALWAYS.

All the OP has to do is create doubt in the mind of the husband until he performs a DNA test on the child.

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Family / Re: I Just Need A Family by AfroKnight: 11:01pm On Aug 13, 2022
udede:
in the christian religious denomination i belong, polygamy (polygny) is normal and we know how to practice it peacefuly, she can't harm anyone because everyone has their own spaces.


As for divorce, she simply refused to go (actually I'm a husband material with good looks , without being a simp,) in our church you can't divorce any woman without an evidence of adultry or witchcraft. More over she is very harmless and likable, i even have her permission to marry a second wife

You are trusting the goodwill of a woman who deceived you for 10 years until you realised her stance on childbearing?

Do you love yourself at all? A woman gave you permission to cheat on her and marry the woman you will cheat with and you are excited about it? Guy, end this marriage and move on if you want to have kids in this life.
Romance / Re: My Friends Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by AfroKnight: 2:29pm On Aug 13, 2022
Mercury12:


Gbam! cheesy
grin

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