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The man got the short end of the stick.

He was shortchanged

It’s going to be a long unhappy life in prison for her.

She deserves it

Will Smith was fool for doing that. And his wife has repeatedly punished him for being her doormat.

His actions revealed the doubled standards of many feminists and other misguided women. They are fine with using violence as a response to insults as long as the victim of the violence is a man.

If too many women (especially feminists) cheer you, bro, you have made a grave mistake. That’s what the foolish will smith didn’t know. And that’s what he is still paying for.

FreedomArmy:
So supreme court is now overseeing monetary policies in Nigeria? Wonders shall never end.
The daily limit on withdrawal is actually a good idea. This has drastically reduced kidnapping and other forms of criminal activities in the country.

The court can decide if a monetary policy is illegal.

Na feminist go later show her the way. Those ones no get joy.

searchlight:
I am disappointed that you didn't know that CVS and amniocentesis exist even as a graduate. The world has moved pass you.

Fix your grammar first.

I’m fairly certain you know little about those procedures.

In your hasty f00lishness you didn’t count the cost of the tests (done during every pregnancy) and the trauma of repeated abortions, if the mother wouldn’t like to raise a child with the disease.

You think it’s child’s play to abort a child after spending a tidy sum on tests? You don’t have sense.

Did you wait 4 years to type that rubbish or are you just in the mood to be unfortunate this weekend?

Olofo.

They should have done this long ago. It’s their party after all

Dem no dey love Nigerian woman 100%.

Always have close substitutes.

If you don’t have money, don’t act like you’re scared to lose her. Don’t apologise for not being able to buy anything for her.

If she changes, you should understand what is next. Brace for impact.

Don’t apologise when she brings up stoopeed excuses to fight you. Let the relationship die cos my brother it is worse for you to stay and suffer toxicity.

These are the lessons I hope you have learned since your breakup. Don’t forget them going forward.

Leoniine:
Maggie?

Wait, Maggie?

Who is Maggie again? Did we not just fight over Abena last week and Makena five days ago?

Now I am trying to make things up and you're mentioning a ... whatever.

Anyway, this is Zuri. Your Kenyan babe to be specific, since it seems as if you have so many of us all over Africa now.

Yes, this is definitely Maggie 😂 I’m a faithful guy. I no dey cheat on my 3 steady girlfriends

Leoniine:
Don't mind her. 😹

See me now at 36. You think if you come to rescue me from the throes of singleness, I will assault you?

Just propose with a Benz and money bouquet to me. Dasoll. I am not a demanding or materialistic woman. 😌😌

I can see that you’re not asking for too much.

Maggie, is that you? No dey disguise. Come out plain let me appreciate you with trailers of yam and fruit.

This is a nice story. When is the full novel coming out?

I’m happy for the guy.

He almost entered an abusive marriage.

Someone tried to save her from singleness and she thought it was okay to assault him? She’s stoopeed.

No matter the heartbreak I always remember to eat. Maybe that’s why I’ve not reached that point of wanting to end it all.

Na who chop go get strength to cry.

Na why our elders talk say, no matter what you are going through, try to chop first.

That petition scared the shit out of him

Lol

MRAKPORS:
She is still ranting that I am insecure

Sorry to say this. Your wife is a wh0re.

I wouldn’t have said that if I didn’t read what you posted. Any girlfriend or wife who labels her man as insecure after she has been caught flirting with another man is a wh0re.

There is nothing secure about watching and allowing her build romantic tension with another man. It is a defeated man who sees nonsense like that and looks away. You did the right thing.

Let me tell you. No man can ever get to the point of being on romantic terms with your wife if she didn’t allow it. These are the same women who would block you if you guys broke up but she cannot block this guy who is telling a married woman he misses her.

Open your mind bro. Don’t let any woman bully you into accepting nonsense. What she is doing is wrong. If she didn’t like the guy she would have blocked him long ago. She is encouraging him. That is wh0rish behaviour.

Abfinest007:
So because they're police they should not drink again .

They should not drink. Because how safe would you feel if a drunk officer with a rifle stopped you on the road? You know how many things can go wrong?

Magnoliaa:
Omo. E be like say your charm don dey clear for me eye.

You still dey talk about me not divorcing you?

Alaye, goan meet that Baba. E don scam you finish. Your money has gone, 'cause why did I even forget to respond to this?

Anyway, how was your Christmas/Boxing Day?

PS: Mo fi titobi Oloun Oba ati anobi ati Jesus be e; can we do normal and you respond to my question above like...you know, peoples that are normal in dee edd? Tainz.

The only Maggie in my peppersoup. You can’t leave me and follow six pack guys. They can’t take care of you like me. Stay with me until I find 2 more babes to join our party

Magnoliaa:
Awww.

Marry—sorry Merry Christmas to you too.

I kinda missed this as well.

Now this is you being normal for a second there.

It's amazing!

See? Do you see that it's cool as you did well by greeting me naturally like that, lmao?

.

But happy? I am not happy o. Infact, my heart breaks for you. You'll have to start cooking and washing and ******** yourself by yourself now.

Afro, see, just let the idea of me and you go, because na Porsche and iPhone 13 fit bring me back come to you like this.

Serious tok.

You can’t leave me. It’s not right

And please what do you mean by washing and *******? What is *****? Be bold. Saying it with your full chest.

She is either courageous or dangerous

Date her for a few weeks. You will know if you can marry her or not.


Magnoliaa come and see original strong woman. Not all these… let me not talk make you no vex divorce me.

Magnoliaa:
Ehen. I don remember you.

You mean you don break up with all your North African babes?

Chai.

Why na? When other people are getting LOMLs and year-end engagements here and there.

Eyaaaaa. And I feel for you o. Even though I've moved on.

Why are you happy that I broke up with my babes? And why are you moving on? Moving to where? To who? Berra come back here.

Merry Christmas.

Magnoliaa:
The disrespect is getting too much.

Shey if not that I am already processing my divorce from Afro Knight, how much is money for BBL that I cannot ask for?

Mscheeewwww.

Abeg no bring me come your pink pill discussion abeg abeg. I’m not in good terms with women at the moment. I’ve broken up with my 3 steady girlfriends

Emefiele is looking for their trouble. They will boot him out.

If a train hits a car, it is 100% not the fault of the train driver.

Train tracks should never be blocked for any reason. If there’s slow traffic, you should only move when there’s space enough to accommodate you on the other side of the tracks. So sad.

The ruling class in Nigeria (the leading politicians) are mostly Muslim.

Muslims don’t eat pork. They also don’t like to invest in it.

However if Oyinbo people later declare that Nigerian-grown pork is their favourite import, I believe politicians will find a way around their religion to produce it in commercial quantities.

If she didn’t cheat on her husband then it is IMPOSSIBLE.

She should confess

Magnoliaa:
I am sorry; but I am a child of God, I don't know about you.

I will do no such thing to please a mortal man.

In fact, come and collect your engagement ring sef.

Maggie you too dey quick vex. Small tin you wan scatter everything. Haba. It was just a suggestion so that I won’t cheat on you with like 4 other babes. Calm down na

The great Sammy Okposo. This guy made gospel music more fun for young people. He had a great voice.

Sad that he’s gone.

Bro, give her twins straight up!

Congrats in advance

Magnoliaa:
I think we should go for a couples' therapy atp, make this yansh matter no make us dee-vorse first week into our wedding.

We can pump it na

Can’t we?

Magnoliaa come and be wearing hot pant for me na. See hot chicks here. Shebi you get massive yansh?

mariahAngel:
Which of the clubs he's played for will accord him that legendary status he should've deserved?

All of them, albeit grudgingly.

Remember Man U stripped Cavani of the number 7 because of the advent of CR7.

See ehn, the man deserves his accolades.