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Wish you long life and prosperity. May your days be filled with joy and laughter, good health and success.

May God guide you to lead Nigeria into out of impunity and corruption into prosperity and progress.[/size]

Looks like the work of a bulldozer. The Army have serious issues with this sect.

emmykk:
there is a market where brain are sold.it seems your father is dead or you dont have regards for the elderly.

Well move on with your ignorant.

You see how a cheap condom could have spared the world the rantings of a goat like you?

Go back to school. Your education is grossly inadequate. Also say hi to your imbecilè of a dad.

fallout87:
The only thing foolish and daft is you.

You can't even address one of his points. Not even one. You don't have the brain to refute it.

Tell that to your daft dad. Also learn to read. It helps.

emmykk:
i can see you are daft ,former president get such jeeps and benefit from secretary to the federation office SGF.

Why is buhari getting his own from national security adviser office NSA?....

Soon you will denial the jeep

It seems your daft father didn't teach you simple logic at home. Don't expect me to spoon feed you. Use the internet. Ask intelligent questions and try not to disgrace your indigent family any further.

This is why we implore daft men to wear condoms so they don't beget daft sons who excel in lunacy.

emmykk:
see as e dey pain you.

When he mention dokpesi it was not manufacture.but now that buhari was caught with 2 jeep you one cry.

There is no way jeep will be given that money is not followed.

Lol. Storyteller, provide proof of the money na. You think say Buhari na thief like Jona? The 2 SUVs are his entitlement as a past Head of State. The money is just a figment of your warped imagination. No proof.

Keep cooking stories like illiterate gossips.

ALL OUR SENATORS ARE CROOKS, INCLUDING BEN BRUCE. HE CANNOT TALK ON THIS ISSUE BECAUSE MONEY HAS BLOCKED HIS MOUTH.

Our compensation is the great PMB. May God keep him for us. A pity he cannot officially block this mad waste of money. You see why we resisted the emergence of Saraki? You see why the usless PDP supported him? He is their product.

Out of desperation, PDP manufactured the $300,000 story. Let them provide proof. They cannot. Abeg, make una relax, they are still sweeping your cells. There is space for all of you.

Keneking:
Ok...but the mouse is not moving on the screen

I respect this man

Odunharry:
Lol. .I know.
Atimes when people start misbehaving we will know.
When they don't pick calls in front of you and even when they do, they reply with one or two words like yes I no, fine etc or switch off their Fone

Lol. I just wan clear myself make all these amateur feminists no face me ni.

If babe cannot pick call in my presence, I normally keep quiet. I try not to bring it up until I see other corresponding signs. It's too much stress to be investigating a woman. They will always meet more interesting guys who are richer, more fascinating and more handsome. Normal tin. Once the signs are obvious to me, I'll prepare my mind for a break up.

Odunharry:
lol.. fight ke? u dey try o.
The only time I noticed that didn't even act as if anything happened.. we were sitting together and d messages came in..
It was in her front self I opened it and we read together.

She was thinking I will shout or do something crazy but me no get time..We continued our gist.

Fight must shele. Why? Because I go ask simple question and she go wan dodge the question. And na that dodging go vex me...small time, quarrel don start.

PS: By fight, I no mean physical fight o. Just quarrel.

Imagine waking up to see the same woman everyday for a month..... That's not beans o. Now imagine doing that for a year, then 10, 20 years. If we disagree, no escape like "baby, we'll meet tomorrow". No, you must still wake up to see her face first thing the next day. Chai, marriage is not beans.

Zceesneh:
Mr cork is the man of year in nairaland

Exactly.

Genea:
lolx,dats me

Fine brown girl... I nearly fell in love but, you know, I'm too strong for that

Odunharry:
lol.. good opinions are coming in

Lol. Nor be my fault. If I check her phone now, na den I go dey see all d kurukere movement and I nor go fit take am. All the happiness will now turn to fight.

Make she hold her phone.

Me I have not done it before. I nor wan see wetin go pain me. My phone is accessible to my babe. But she too doesn't care about my messages and chats.

She be woman. I know there are guys who would be toasting her, sending love messages and all and me I don't want to see that nonsense make I no I vex curse somebody destiny. (just kidding).

Kayoski:
hey am dancing.. or maybe I should jump....

I just tire.

Na woman dey open dis kine thread. Not a man. OP you fall my hand.

As long as she is not a champion in Romance and politics sections.

Bro, I don't pray to be in your shoes cos I will never forget it. I advice you guys to separate until you can begin to miss her. This incident will never leave your mind as long as you're alive. Sad.

cheleku:
You are extremely miseducated and stupid.

What an interesting deduction from you... Kindly tell it to your father.

See vexing

This is why I cannot date any military babe.

Lol. Journalists o! All hotels are at least multi-million naira hotels. All these sensational captions sef.

Congratulations brother. More blessing.

The army did not record any casualty yet they said it was a "clash". A clash where not even one soldier was wounded? Interesting " CLASH".

We know how Soldiers look upon us civilians. We know how they delight in oppressing us. God will judge.

I am a Christian. I have witnessed Soldiers brutalize people just because they are Soldiers and we are " bloody civilians" who should never complain when we are intimidated.

He'd better be careful. Some girls are desperate to sleep with him only so that they can accuse him of rape. Bro, beware. Evil girls everywhere.

23 years old, pretty and no guy to "toast" her yet? Big lie. Unless she has never left her home before.

They even forged the letterhead of the Presidency! That's unfortunate.

Former gospel singer?



Some mods dey smoke igbo

Really? Nobody can meet up to that na.

Abeg Give dat man 2 bottles.

Who dey talk? So you "allowed" him to have sex with you.... As if you didn't enjoy it

Truth be told, you were just a booty call to him. He has met his Queen. The reason he is calling you is probably because he just wants a quick snack of plantain chips before eating the main course.