₦airaland Forum

Good one Mr President.

Jonathan's government spent money trying to censor social media in Nigeria because they relished the darkness that shielded their nefarious activities. Do not toe that line. You are not Jonathan. You are way better.

Dino don price market. He must buy o.

You sef dey reason am?

I nor just understand myself.

DickSin:
My brotha is coming to get you; take the "c" out of my name and search NL.
#IamConfused

Lol. You are really confused.

This is pure wickedness

Lol. E be like say you just escape d trap of one Karishika dis night.

Mskrisx:
Yuzedo n Mr corky

Since you ask... he drives a £28,000 (cash) Range Rover SPOT, lives in Peckam and has lots of moiney. No offeinsse.

MrCork is just too much.

This applies to ladies. We guys are still hot and fresh even at 40.

ePlanet:
No one is scared of nothing, an eagle that has been beaten by a storm does not get scared of a mere drizzle.

They r d ones scared that their rotten deeds wud be brought to d open.

What is gud for d goose, is gud for d gander....... talk d people shall

Bro, the senators (PDP and APC) are in agreement on this bill. It is not a party thing. It is the wish of the senators.

ePlanet:
Oh shush it! Ex ko, nxt ni.

They knew the insults n slander they melted on d past admin n they r trying to save themselves from same.
Simples. But they can't
The voice- of the people must be heard... suppression n repression wud be resisted! This is no military era

Lol. Unless you mean to slander. You have nothing to fear.

I think many young Nigerians don't understand. You can say whatever you like on social media. Just make sure you are not lying or just slandering another man. If it's true then you should post it for the world to see.

If your Governor steals money and you call him out on social media, make sure you are ready to defend yourself in court. The jail term attached to this bill cannot be enforced without the necessary court judgement.

Some diehard opposition guys won't understand the importance until your ex comes to twitter to label you wrongly as a rapist.

Corrupt guys would be glad he was not picked. The combo of Buhari and Falana would have been powerful.

Having to choose between Fayemi and Falana probably was not any easy decision. The party sentiment is important. Fayemi is an excellent administrator so for Buhari, it was not a loss.

Baba you don old o

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink][s]Mo0ron!!!

The topic of discussion is about black men and their blings.

What does that have to do with 2015 and an unstable brain?

It is quite obvious you don't know what a bling is hence you see the topic as pointless!

Some of you home based people are just ridiculous sometimes![/s][/color]

Lol. Yeah, I'm homebased. I don't need to slave away in another man's country to earn a decent living unlike you. Highest time I've spent on any trip is just a month and I'm back home. I bet you can't even afford a trip home this Christmas. Hope you have your papers. We don't want to see your ugly àss deported anytime soon dear.

Lol. Voting or collation. Nobody is thumbprinting in any of the pictures. Abeg talk another lie jare.

This is even better. At least she is the first lady. Na the Lebanese own dey vex me pass and the Chinese. Police go dey do boy boy for these people, INCLUDING PASTORS. Why must a pastor have police bodyguards who salute him and his children? Very shameful. Let this picture go viral. The way politicians and foreigners use our police is very wrong.

That officer wouldn't dare to refuse cos her job will be threatened. This is bad.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink][s]WTF!!!

This is a topic of discussion, what do you think Nairaland is for?

You fo0l!!![/s][/color]

Hey she-goat! Go and rest your unstable brain. This is 2015. You should have outgrown this by now. Now don't be a retàrd, okay?

All these punishments for you only?

This troll again? You're really asking this question?

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Proudly Yoruba.

Husband material, full bundle.

Only hungry, classless, beggarly, indigent ratchet babes tell negative stories about us. If you have no home training, you're in for a massive Heartbreak 'cos we cannot settle for any half baked female A.K.A Mgbeke.

Omo kaaro ojiire.

Instead of Dino to keep shut and pray this storm will pass, he is here fanning the embers that will blaze up to consume his political career.

Our elders say, if e remain 5 minutes for you to chop slap for Lagos and you dey Sokoto, within the same 5 minutes time, you go still come chop that slap for Lagos.

Dino, you just wan disgrace yourself by force. Saharareporters no be PM News o.

The Code of Conduct Bureau must commence proceedings against this man. This will be a walk-over for them. Dino will lose his seat and go to jail if found guilty. Let's see what CCB will do now.

PunkyVeer:
They do. A few months ago, one such girl on FB, posted photos of herself looking like she's been in a boxing match & lost. I mean, her eyes were barely open & she had a nerve to lol about the whole thing as if he just smacked her ass. I was so enraged TBH. She was there asking for tips to get rid of a black eye. Some told her to go to the hospital & she refused because she didn't wanna rat out on him. I honestly don't why they stay. Maybe I'm too vain, but scars scare me lol.

Reminds me of one incident when this girl I was friends with, myself & her boyfriend went to Loftus stadium to watch a soccer match. Anyway, I'm not a fan, I just went along with them for novelty sake. Now their team scored & she jumped up to cheer. She has big bums lol & didn't pull up her pants when she stood, so bits of her butt were exposed to all, particularly to the men who were seated on the row behind us. The BF didn't say a thing but having heard of their fights, I knew he wouldn't let it slide. Lo & behold he was FUMING & waited until after the game to show his anger. It was a short walk from hell. He beat her up right there on the street. She had on these thick braids, we call them carrots or da brats here & the dude plucked them off her head like they were indeed carrots. It was scary. By the time we arrived at their place, she probably had 2 or 3 still on her head, that's how hard he hammed her. At that point I just wanted to run but stayed because I was afraid he was gonna kill her

This is the guy when they 1st started dating, he took her to his sister's party to introduce her as his new GF. His sister took her aside to tell her to be careful of the guy because he's violent. He tried slitting an ex's throat but luckily she survived by sticking two fingers down her own windpipe so she could breathe. My friend never listened to that & stood by her man & also lived with the consequences unfortunately. I wonder if she's still alive because I haven't seen or spoken to her in a number of years

What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Extreme wickedness.

Which work she dey do? Nor be naija babe? Is not their style to lie down like wood with the man doing all the work?

She has no excuse.

You dey advertise yourself for other lesbians abi? See as you be like man sef.

Lol. Idíots.

PunkyVeer:
I know the type. I think it kinda turns them on when a guy puts a foot up their throat & they can't wait to tell all their friends about it

Now, that's worse.

Lol. If you're a lady who typed this nonsense, then you are just a slave. He has purchased you with his money and gifts and you'd better comply.

PunkyVeer:
And what are you calling him for if I may ask? He beat you to a pulp like you claim, then what do you want from him? You should be all packed & ready to agitate the gravel by now, instead of wasting airtime calling this guy

She loves it when he batters her that's why she's still sitting in his house typing nonsense.

You are still there typing on Nairaland? It's like the beating dey sweet you for body.

All of you ladies dating violent men, I have no sympathy for any of you. See fresh young gentlemen around, una go dey follow agbero. Una just start.

My friend garraway you. Same way a babe has many guys that give her stuff. She never rejects any gift. She even demands. But she would pick only one when it's time for marriage. In fact this scenario is more frequent than the one you described, OP.

Naija babes are players... Chopping money indiscriminately.

Imagine. A boyfriend will organise birthday party for his babe only to meet 3 different cakes among other expensive presents from other guys. He won't complain. On his own birthday, make the girl just sight ordinary tie as present from another babe, omo na wahala.

That pic is not convincing enough.