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RomanceRe: Can Distance Truly Ended A Lovely Relationship by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:55am On Oct 31, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

I know mine ended.
RomanceRe: Practical Solution Is Needed Please! by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:04am On Oct 31, 2020
The fvck


Niggarr!!


As far as I am concerned and speaking from a scientist perspective, masturbation is completely healthy unless it is frequent and damaging your sex organ .

Niiggarr!! you need to get head straighten up and face your hustle man.

You too weak a man, like the number seven.

Level up niggarr!!

I said what I said.
PoliticsRe: Edo Tribunal: Obaseki, Shaibu, PDP Evade Service Of Petitions by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:56am On Oct 31, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!


As far as I'm concerned the only political parties in Nigeria are the APC and the PDP. The rest are get together.

Edo nor be Imo, make them no try the tribunal/supreme courts shit with Obaseki o!

4+4= Torgba.

Signed and delivered.
EducationRe: Strike: FG Making Smooth Negotiation Difficult —ASUU by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck

Niggarr!!


Its like FG and ASUU are playing the Nigerian checkers.

While the former is trying to get to the crown, the latter wants to level the playing ground and make the game open.

I'm in my house getting high on some shit, and will keep my fingers crossed and watch out shit pans out.

Makes me remember one proverb my grandmother told me when I went to the village during one festive period, so many years ago before she passed on. She said boy, when two elephants fight, its the grass that suffer.

I looked at her blankly, my naive young mind didnt understand nothing. Now I do.

ASUU and FG wahala nor be today.

The onus is on me to hustle so I can send my kid(s) to foreign universities in Europe, preferably Charles University in Prague. You can tap into this sense too.

Thats why I keep bombing everyday continuosly on a weekend, trying to get paid and live my life to the fullest.

Its survival of the fittest. Its natural selection baby.
NYSCRe: Advise Me On How To Make Money During NYSC by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:47pm On Oct 30, 2020
squash47:
carry ur mumu alpha talk go one side. I dey find update.
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Shey you sabi better update like this?

Level up niggarr!!
NYSCRe: Advise Me On How To Make Money During NYSC by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:35pm On Oct 30, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Go to Borno, thank me one year later.
RomanceRe: Bet9ja And Weed, Which Is More Addictive? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!


Once an addict, always an addict!!

I will never forget what my dad told me about his ordeal with alcohol.

He called me into his room one early morning. He was readying to go to work. As I entered the well lit room, I looked at him and greeted him, "good morning daddy". He answered and said, son, I'm sure you saw how fvcked I was yesterday, I didnt mean to be rude to your mother. He added, my son, learn from my mistakes. I trust you to be a better man than I am.

Addiction is a bitch!!!
RomanceRe: See Cute Pictures Of Nairaland Latest Couple (photos). by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:42pm On Oct 28, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Plastic heart cheesy
grin
MhisTahrah:
Plastic heart cheesy
RomanceRe: See Cute Pictures Of Nairaland Latest Couple (photos). by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:57pm On Oct 28, 2020
MhisTahrah:
*side eyes him*
*heart*
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Governor Ugwuanyi Inagurates Panel On Findings, Compensation by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:19pm On Oct 28, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Why should I keep quiet about a man's incompetence?

Buhari is no fit to be our president.

There is only one man to blame for the state sponsored wanton killings of unarmed protesters and the looting that erupted afterwards.

Your answer is good as mine!
RomanceRe: See Cute Pictures Of Nairaland Latest Couple (photos). by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:48pm On Oct 28, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Could be us but you haven't paid my bride price. tongue
Gbemi!

Elo lowo ori e?

Sho gba 1 milli, 1 million dollar.

Even if I no be O.B.O, tell your mummy I go pay.

How much is 1 million dollar?
wink
MhisTahrah:
Could be us but you haven't paid my bride price.
Gbemi!

Elo lowo ori e?

Sho gba 1 milli, 1 million dollar.

Even if I no be O.B.O, tell your mummy I go pay.

How much is 1 million dollar? tongue
RomanceRe: See Cute Pictures Of Nairaland Latest Couple (photos). by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:10am On Oct 28, 2020
Fvck!!

This could be us MhizTahrah, but in a more tranquil scene.
EducationRe: Federal University, Otuoke Hostels Flooded, Python Killed (Video) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:23am On Oct 28, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!!

Oh boy, why I dey see this university has low budget?
PoliticsRe: Lucky Igbinedion Visits Osasu’s TOS TV (Photos, Video) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:09am On Oct 28, 2020
The fvck

Niggar!!

Its not like I'm hating or so, but Edo people's money help set up that studio.

Igbenedion needed to see how the money he stole was spent.
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do You Have A Crush On? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:47pm On Oct 27, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Baeby!
Inamorata!
RomanceRe: by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:44pm On Oct 27, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Always dishing out real content.

You one of the realest niggarr on here.
CrimeRe: 10-Year-Old Boy Chained By His Parents In Akwa Ibom For "Being Possessed Demons" by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:12pm On Oct 26, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

This is dehumanizing!!
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do You Have A Crush On? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:54am On Oct 26, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Fvck it!

I got 2 crushes mehn!

PrincessMila and MhizTahrah.
RomanceRe: Will You Eat This Stew Prepared By Your EX? (photo) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:59pm On Oct 25, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

What the fvck is these?
CrimeRe: Protests Continue In Isheri, Jakande Estate Despite Curfew Imposed In Lagos by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:04pm On Oct 20, 2020
The fvck!
RomanceRe: Look At This Picture, Do This Thing, And Get This Instantly — [PICTURE] by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:45pm On Oct 20, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

iLegendd, I painstakingly wrote this shit.

Take a look at the perfection. It took me like 15mins to practice, before delivery.

And it took me a while before I came. grin

If I get to win, me and MhizTahrah get to share the reward. wink

Where are my likes?

SportsRe: PSG Vs Man Utd: Pogba Could Win Ballon D'or - Herrera by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:49am On Oct 20, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!


Pogba can talent wise, but he's gotta add consistency to his game.

But please let us not lose focus.

#Have you joined the protests in your locality?
TravelRe: Two Tankers Collide, Explode In Niger State, Six Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:35am On Oct 20, 2020
The Fvck

Niggarr!!
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Oops!
PoliticsRe: Civil Servants Stranded As EndSARS Protesters Shut Alausa Secretariat by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:22pm On Oct 19, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!!


We have woken up from our slumber.

Enough is enough.

Let's hold the country to a stalemate, until the dividends of democracy are evident.

I hope you have joined the protests in your localty.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Reacts To Attacks On Police Posts In Benin by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:17pm On Oct 19, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!!

Now they receiving a dose of their own medicine.

These protests were bound to be hijacked anyways.

It is Nigeria nah!

We still ending police brutality though.
RomanceRe: Share Your Nairaland Success Stories by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:38pm On Oct 15, 2020
Not so much of a success story.

I earned hundreds of thousands of naira via affiliate marketing from clients I got mostly from Nairaland.
RomanceRe: Share Your Nairaland Success Stories by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:36pm On Oct 15, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Dark web?Sounds sinister, excuse my ignorance.
Dark web is the part of the web that isn't visible to the world.

So many Illegal shits are being run there.

Its a platform for hackers, sale of drugs, weapons, credit cards, terrorist networks, underage prostitution, just name it.

There are specific browsers that can access the dark web though.

It's basically for folks who want to stay anonymous doing illegal shits.

Bet it sounds sinister.

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