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Niggarr!!


Niggarr you aren't a good writer. And I'm sure you're a bad speaker as well.

I'm picturing your speech ladened with errors and a weird Yoruba accent.

Some balls you got coming at people when you guilty of the same shit.

I said what I said niggarr!!

Anybody free to come at me!

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Niggarr!!!

Ain't got no advice to give in a village love triangle other than the OP should grow the fvck up.

Jeez!!

All these village people sef!

Solzate:
Good afternoon my fellow Nigerians,i am in a state of dilemma right now, I am so confused right now I don't know what to do, where to go to for assistance right now ,that's why I am here to ask for help from my fellow Nigerians, I am a clearing and forwarding agent at apapa and I own a trailer in which I manage to run my business at apapa, last week I loaded a container going to badagry,and something happened ,my driver is someone I can boldly beat my chest anywhere anyday and say he is a saint ,but he disappointed me big time, while he was driving to badagry he was he was drinking, then lastma officials tried to pull him over but he didn't stop rather he kept going . The lastma officials chased him till he pulled over. Now I have been fined 520,000naira before my trailer will be released even the container is still there,

Same last week, I was called from the village that my mother in law was in the hospital and needed to undergo and insitional hynial operation, of which I was to contribute 120k ,I sent my own share .
Still that same last week Saturday my wife bashed her car into one keke and the driver insisted my wife buys him a new keke ,cause the damage she did to that keke is very disheartening..she called me to the scene and I left all I was doing and rushed down to the place, this man insisted on getting a new keke, to cut the story short I gave this man 650k to get a new keke (keke is Really expensive ooo )

Now it's like my whole world is crumbling down my trailer is still with these lastma officials and the owner of the container is disturbing me every day.. Now I have only 396k with me, tried begging the lastma officials with it but they refused insisting I pay the full amount...

Please I am calling on my fellow good hearted Nigerians to please assist me so I can raise this money please I beg everyone

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Vfd microfinance bank

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Niggarr!!

O boy! Only you, all these atrocities!!

Stay strong niggarr!!

On a more serious note, I bet this excerpt is from a Nollywood movie.

I thought I saw a movie like that in Africa Magic Igbo a very long time ago.

Remind me the title again

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Niggarr!!

Scientists in the house would know that it's a benign tumor.

Glad she is alright.

Malignant tumors are stubborn like SARS and Buhari, yet we must uproot them.

#ENDSARS

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Niggarr!!!

Never ever trust the words of a Nigerian cop.

They all dirty, at least, 99.9% of them are.

Naira Marley shouldn't have trusted that Mba of a guy. He is motherfvcking cop, cops are dirty.

Xixtie:
You deserve an award.
The most retarded imbecileee to ever cross the face of Nairaland. You only typed trash.
Who broke your heart little one?

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I guess I'm gonna have to follow the words on your motherfvcking signature.

Ain't no use dragging words with your kind.

I said what I said, BITCH!!!

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Niggarr!!


Enough is enough.

We must unify in one voice.

The message is clear.

#ENDSARS

We are ending this madness, we not restructuring...

Enough of the sadness, we ain't object for torturing..

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Niggarr!!

Marriage is for pussy ass niggarrs who are afraid to go against the status quo.

You signed up for that shit, you gonna face your shit yourself niggarr!

The real niggarrs out there are them niggarrs with baby mamas who aren't tied to no bitch all in the name of a motherfvcking union.

Zero worries my niggarr! Zero emotions my niggarr!!

Level up niggarr!!

Wizkid, Burna boy, Timaya, Meek Mill, are few examples of real niggarrs.

Davido will be a pussy niggarr if he joins the married gang.

Cut them bitches off when they start causing you worries, the only worry you should have is when you ain't getting enough stacks.

You nah mean!

No, pussy ass niggar, you don't.

Peace out

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Niggarr!!

I won't find myself in a bar without my goons surrounding me lest violence erupts and I'm left wanting.

Some folks are daredevils.

RIP to that niggarr!!

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Niggarr!!

That's gotta be a gas leakage or something.

Fvck, Imagine being at the uppermost floor and you gotta jump down to survive the fire.

Damn!

If I was the one, I'd drag one last puff from my wrap, say my last prayers, find my way through the nearest opening and boom I jump down for whatever that will happen to happen.

Some pussy ass niggarrs would still chicken out and let the fire roast them.

Its just a hypothetical situation.

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Niggarr!!


I guess he met his waterloo.

See my signature if you want to win big with the right betting website.

Sign up and send me pm

Blackmann001:
...my gf frankly told me sh is and will always b a feminist...yes you heard it!

Be it as bad as it sounds..I was not happy..not even having a reason to b angry...CU's sh said this after about one year of dating...

But now..am beginning to see that sh has all her feminist tendencies all firmly operational: sh would rather buy from. ladies what a man equally sells, sh doesn't agree sh is wrong over anything...sh never ever apologise wen sh is wrong, sh doesn't ever blame women on anything..they are always right and men are the exploitative ones..sh threatens to quit relationships easily when there is quarrel, sh boast of sh doing things herself....

Now in lieu of the recent fracas BTW us..av now seen the picture brighter....sh has been in charge of our relationship all along having things go exactly her way..I condescend most times cus I call it sacrifice and love...


How! How foolish I have been!

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Niggarr!!!


Now that you know, do the needful!

Level up niggarr!!

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Niggarr!!


Ain't no snitch Preshieben, bet I know what's at play here.

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Niggarr!!


I'd like for one clout chasing bitch to come answer.

Guess who?

Zzor or what the hell she's called!

I'm calling you out bitch, what do they say about one good turn deserving another.

Apart from sucking dicks, what else can you offer bitch!

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Niggarr!!

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Niggarr!!


I see some pussy ass niggarrs spreading the #restructure hashtag. Them clout chasing motherfvckers who don't know shit.

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We ain't restructuring shit, we ending that rogue arm.

I have been a victim SARS awful harassment and I'm sure thousands of others out there.

We must end this shit lest we be the prey to this them vicious SARS.

Dirty ass cops!

Peace out!

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Niggarr!!

Average banks for pussy ass niggarrs!!

Whatever happened to the GT and Zenith of this world!

Carry your cry to CBN or Buhari!

tunjilee003:
Here in north central, kwara to be precise,I've been staying here for over four years and I havent heard of anything about sars brutality... I wonder if kwara wasn't part of Nigeria.

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Niggarr!!!

Come Tanke, Ilorin.

You don't know shit

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Niggarr!!

This battle between Fayose and Makinde, na who go settle am?

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Niggarr!!


This comparisons with Saudi to justify incompetence is very saddening.

Nigeria is fvcked.

I just discovered that SK cures malaria.

I have to get into more research into that shit.

#Peace out

Sameazy15:
For me ,it might laycon chance of wining bbnaija when both of them (laycon and erica) are disqualified for breaking bigbrother rule, you remember khrule and khole . What your own view ?

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Niggarr!!!

Son, there are more trivial issues to be discussed than Laycon and Erica.

Una get wahala o, trying to link Lil frosh matter with BBN.

Mad oh!

All the BBN gist wey una talk never reach una, you wan continue again.

Goodluck!

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Niggarr!!


The stats don't lie.

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Niggar!!


OP is not like I'm criticizing you, at least I don ff join kill goat wey enter inside our compound for my undergrad days.

But e go get level wey you go reach, all these things no go dey freak you again.

If you never reach that level hustle o!!!

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Niggarr!!!

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Niggarr!!

OP you just start dey play virtual. Lol

We call it baby in this part of the world.

With this your pattern, it will definitely end in tears.

Virtual is simple, the odds matter and with the help of form, that's why there is a table.

Tip.. There's upset too like the real soccer matches.

Guy I study virtual for my undergrad days, miss lectures and practicals, I get book sef for correct scores, study form patterns.

Everything ended in tears, I get extra year sef cos I no fit complete my final year project.

Virtual nah just luck to a large extent. Yesterday I dey one betking shop wey two 9.18 drop, Barça and Real Madrid lost.

The guy chop 18k with 200. He play home and away win then he use Sevilla straight win at 1.7 and one anybody win.

Virtual Soccer is basically luck. but I fit help with tips from years of real experiences.

Now nah yahoo be the way, VS nah shit.

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Niggarr!!

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Niggarr!!


All I seek is one night with this girl.

I want to sleep on those two huge factories and forget all my worries.

Am I asking for too much.

See my signature if your a punter.

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Niggarr!!

Cops in Nigeria are dirty as fvck!

NPF is filled with dirty cops.

I bet 99.9% of popo in Nigeria are dirty.

I try as much as possible to avoid skirmishes with Nigerian police, I always play safe.

Nah only FBI fit catch me, and I never reach that level yet. Hopefully one-day I will.

On my second SK today, fvck! I feel like meeting the Ooni of Ife.

Only real niggarrs would understand!!

Peace out!

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Niggarr!!

My happy place would be between Yemi Alade's legs. AQ nah clown, I swear.


I wouldn't mind one night with Yemi Alade.

Would you mind?

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Niggarr!!!


The police looking for a scapegoat.

Guess they found one.

That niggarr should go get a good lawyer.

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Niggarr!!!

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Niggarr!!

Dumb move from a naive man.

When that child is being bullied in the future, nobody go tell am to change the name.