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Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Accuses Pfizer, Others of Working Against His Re-Election Which He "Won" by agentzakky(m): 6:42pm On Nov 21, 2020
He could be right but that's fine! The FBI released a dossier on Hillary few days to the election which he benefited from
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year, Nairalanders by agentzakky(m): 12:01am On Jan 01, 2020
2020
RomanceRe: Help! I Am In Love With My Best Friend's Ex. by agentzakky(m): 12:44pm On Dec 25, 2015
Go with the guy pls. You already lost your best friend the day the guy approached u. Don't lose at both end, give the guy a chance.
PhonesRe: I Bought A Blacklisted Phone On Amazon. Please Help! by agentzakky(m): 5:34pm On Oct 03, 2015
Return it to Amazon, they will pay for the shipment. You will be refunded ASAP.
EducationRe: My Name Is OR My Names Are,which Is Grammatically Correct? by agentzakky(m): 11:32am On Jul 05, 2015
You have only one name but with 3 or 4 different words. Therefore "my name is" is the correct answer.
SportsRe: Nigerian-American Andre Tyler-Iguodala Wins NBA Final MVP by agentzakky(m): 2:44pm On Jun 18, 2015
Andre was awesome on both end of the court. He guarded LeBron as best as he could. I'm happy his shooting woes from the strip didn't hurt his team.
Congratulations #Igoudala# #splashbrothers# #babyfaceassasin#
HealthRe: Why Do African Females Put Money In Their Bra? by agentzakky(m): 2:39am On Feb 07, 2015
Why do American ladies put phones in their bra? It's a common practice all over the world, don't single out nigerian ladies.
EducationRe: Why Children Hate Schools In Nigeria (+PICTURES) by agentzakky(m): 1:29pm On Oct 02, 2014
Children hate school all over the world, at least in the USA. It's not only about naija
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Abducting And Molesting A Woman In The U.S. by agentzakky(m): 8:47pm On Sep 12, 2014
@OP, the incident happened in Pennsylvania not MA. The Brookline is not the one in Massachusetts.
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by agentzakky(m): 1:56pm On Aug 15, 2014
Peter from family guy.
Forum GamesRe: How Much Did You Spend Today? by agentzakky(m): 11:10pm On Aug 27, 2013
#13,200.
Had a flat tire on my way home from work. I bought a new one for #11,600 and paid #1,600 to mount it.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Senator Apologises For Supporting Child-Marriage Bill by agentzakky(m): 8:24pm On Jul 22, 2013
Good u apologise for possible reconsideration by Nigerians on ur future ambition. Meanwhile you have just proved to us that most of you senators just go into that green rugd auditorium with a piece of colanut in your mounths without paying attention to what is being delibrated upon. Like copy cat you spy on what the fool next to you has his pricky fingers on and you voted as well. You need ur childrens' forgiveness
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by agentzakky(m): 5:09am On May 25, 2013
the territorial feeling.
the carefree attitude of people
FamilyRe: Do You Remember Wearing Cortina Shoes ? by agentzakky(m): 11:54pm On May 14, 2013
i love Leanard cortina more than BATA cortina. i wore it till SS2.
SportsRe: The NBA Begins by agentzakky(m): 11:27pm On Apr 27, 2013
what a sensational performance from the Chicago bulls. I'm backing them now since my Celtic decided to remain lifeless.
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by agentzakky(m): 11:53pm On Feb 27, 2013
and

Christianity EtcRe: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by agentzakky(m): 11:53pm On Feb 27, 2013
and this

Christianity EtcRe: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by agentzakky(m): 11:52pm On Feb 27, 2013
lol

SportsRe: NBA. . . Represent Your Team by agentzakky(m): 1:21am On May 10, 2012
Roland17: Seriously are you kidding me?, he took 4 dribbles at the back court before crossing the center and for the records it was 10 seconds, that more than enough time my brother.
yeah itz 10 sec have rewatched it. but what were the other guyz doing? they didnt pose screen for him to have a better view of his teammates. i find it very hard to blame him cos he has always been a selfless player but i know he could have done better by passing the ball to a clutch player
SportsRe: NBA. . . Represent Your Team by agentzakky(m): 7:08pm On May 09, 2012
Roland17: I feel your pain brother, it was a sad night for me too angry angry angry
Roland17: I feel your pain brother, it was a sad night for me too angry angry angry
Roland17: I feel your pain brother, it was a sad night for me too angry angry angry
Roland17: Another Night of NBA playoff's i hope to forget in a hurry, if you watched after the game, K.G and Paul Pierce all walked into the Locker room without saying a word to Rando and that is cos he really disappointed, he had no right to run the final play during the final seconds of the fourth quarter, those sort of plays are made by P.Pierce or Ray Allen. after a nice steal to deny J.Johnson the ball, i thought a quick pass to P.Pierce should have been the right decision, but like D. Rivers has always told anyone who cares to listen "Coaching Rando is very tough job, unlike many people think because he is a very stubborn player" and he showed glimpses of that today.

I hope we can wrap up this series at Home and get a lil rest, our team is too old to survive the rigours of a game seven in Atlanta...

I predicted that the Lakers would go as far as Kobe(the living legend) can take the team and that has played itself out again, no other player is stepping up to help the Black Mamba, all Bynum has been doing is trash talk, Mcgee did the talking over Bynum today.
I off the teevee immediately the game ended but i dont think he had the chance of making a pass to pierce or allen. Dont forget that it was 6sec to the buzzer.
FoodRe: Peak Milk New TV Commercials by agentzakky(m): 10:23pm On May 06, 2012
the first and the last ad really cracked me up. nice one
RomanceRe: Who Tells The Most Lies In A Relationship??? by agentzakky(m): 6:20pm On Apr 19, 2012
Guys tell the most lies BUT girls tell the biggest lies. A woman is synonymous to lie, she wears high heel just to fool guys about her height, she wears braids to make her hair longer when her hair is actually short, she wear makeup to.........A woman's life is a lie.
Jokes EtcRe: Which One Did U Do, Be Sincere by agentzakky(m): 6:47pm On Apr 13, 2012
I did all but the mixing of rice. it was fun.
Christianity EtcThe Sins Against The Holy Spirit. by agentzakky(op): 8:17pm On Mar 18, 2012
I have heard it preached so many times that the sin against the holy spirit cannot be forgiven one. please can somebody tell me how one can sin against the holy spirit or what are those sins against the holy spirit?
SportsRe: Jeremy Lin Or Hakeem Olajuwon by agentzakky(m): 4:38pm On Feb 20, 2012
Firstly, Lin plays point guard while Hakeem played center so why are u comparing the two? em beginning to get pissed by this Lin-sanity hype this guy has not even played a starting role for a month! I can't agree more with Floyd Mayweather that said the hype is due to his race, black dudes have achieved same feat without getting as much recognition.
SportsRe: Lightning Kills An Entire Football Team by agentzakky(m): 2:27pm On Feb 12, 2012
Africa! you ain't seen nothing yet! eti ri nkankan.
RomanceRe: Which Love Song Fit Your Relationship Right Now? (you And Your Partner Song) by agentzakky(m): 2:49pm On Jan 18, 2012
"It must have been love" by Roxette
Jokes EtcRe: Stop With Stupid Jokes by agentzakky(m): 9:30pm On Jan 16, 2012
there are some people i'll never open their jokes again coz it's always stupid way of playing clown.
CultureRe: Watch White Choir Sing Yoruba Carol. by agentzakky(m): 8:31pm On Dec 26, 2011
You've all be conned. They were singing another song. read their lips.
Jokes EtcRe: Harry And His Wife by agentzakky(m): 10:54pm On Dec 21, 2011
joerux60:
BLESSED IS HE WHO MEANS HIS WORDS, CAN YOU


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the Party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, Next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around
the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So
is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees
a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he
notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love,
Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is
also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of your mind you fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway,and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!!!, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
I'm married!!"


FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this makes sense die!
TV/MoviesIf Your Life History Is Made Into Movie, Who Would You Love To Act You? by agentzakky(op): 12:27am On Nov 22, 2011
If your life history is made into movie, who would you love to act you?
As for me chris rock will act me perfectly.

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