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Bastard

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my
boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's
not a nice thing to call anyone, so
what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: , Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my
top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in
the girl's top
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl's
clothes
GIRL:Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had sex with the
girl
GIRL:.Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no
reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has
AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

if you have seen it before em sorry that u have to see it again

Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant.
# Height of Darkness A negro searching for his penis in a dark room
#HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stitching her husband's condom.
HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: A girl applying nixodem to her nipples thinking they are pimples.
HEIGHT OF AMBITION: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with motive of rape.
HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a prostitute's pussy.
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Technology: A condom with a zip.
.# Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
# Height of Foolishness A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door. --
# Height of Noise Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
# Height of fashion A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
# Height of patience A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
# Height of coincidence And the banana falling in.lol

As an engineer i travell alot, i,ve lived in ekiti, b.kebbi,gusau and taraba and i i can tell you that ekiti is by far the best of the four while taraba is the least developed.
Have never been to ebonyi before but that state very unpopular.

naijasexy:
The only one worthy of my glance is that Christopher Obia guy  Good Lord!! Guy is cute!! 

The others-- 

now someone's got good eye.

All mario series, lost level, mario bros, mario 3, mario world(yoshi) and Mortal Combat, my best fighters were smoke, sub zero and night wolf. hahhaha you make me laugh!

em slim so i don't really like slim girlz(like poles repel), i like girlz with curves.

Benioooooooooooooooo  love without a lil bit of lust no go make sense.

9ice! 1 and 3 especially

never heard of her or are you referring to miss kokoka?

hmm! i cant go to any length but i can wait forever.

ego!!!

i wash it when am ready to give it out.

have heard it before but i still laughed. good one.

slimyem:
i will NEVER be a part of any long distance relationship and i will NEVER advice it.(talking from experience).

so immediately that situation arise in your relationship you call it quit? i suppose not.

i laughed my butt off when i read this subject, op we share the same idea but i'll tell you its not compulsory but necessary if you dont want to lose your soul to the devil. we that doesn't like to go to church like to delude ourselves that we are better off than some church goers. the church, i believe is meant to keep us in alignment with God's commandment and to know when we are derailing from His words.

married woman having a male best friend! hmmmmmmmm. its not going to break the marriage at once but over the years it will, especially if they are acting like best friendz.

must everything be in the news? the man is fasting!

at least that one is true

laff out loud!

great! this is funny, very funny!

i would not say kebbi is unpopular coz argungun fishing festival put it on the map but states like gombe, taraba, ebonyi, jigawa are sure unpopular.

the link is back. http://www.lc2international.tv/

chidexy:
Thanks Carlisto77. Works

thankz a lot

color of the wind-vanessa williams(pochohothas)

"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"-aerosmith(Armageddon)

smh! This is absolutely stewpid post! visit a courthouse, obtain records from there, then analyze it. Although one courthouse is not enough but itz a step towards reasonable journalism.

em tired of being single, but why em i still single? i dont have the right girl and job.