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lawanson44: Yesterday just before the bomb blast....


Buhari: So this is the plan, i will be passing by Kawo this afternoon...eh...Hamza, make sure you people detonate the first bomb in Alkali Road targeting Sheikh Dahiru Baluchi. Then at the same time, i will be passing by Kawo road where immediately after detonating the first one, call Amiru to detonate the second one.

Hamza: Ba ruwana megida!

Buhari: Amiru, immediately you receive the flashing from Hamza, detonate the bomb. I hope you place it far from the road?

Amiru: Yes megida! as my motor dey pass, i go press the vutton por the remote.

Buhari: Good! Make sure it explodes as soon as i pass and then you, Mustapha, will come out of the other car and start shooting at my Jeep. We must make it look like this is an attack from GEJ and PDP! Kiji kwo?

Mustapha: No frovlem megida. But megida, i no go wound when i dey shoot your moto?

Buhari: Noooooo! The jeep is bullet proof so i will be ok. My body-guards Usman and Musa will use the razors i gave them to cut their selves so that they will bleed a little so it looks real. We must make sure that when this happens, our followers will think it is GEJ and start causing trouble. Is that not what we want?

All: It is! Sai Buhari!! GEJ Banza buuro ubaa iska kowei!!!

Buhari: Oya! Let's Go!!

Additional facts here:
1) Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car
2) The moon is 27% the size of the Earth
3) Toads only eat moving prey
4) Only female mosquitoes bite
5) The word 'underground is the only word that begins and ends with the letters 'und'
6) A strawberry is the only fruit which seeds grow on the outside
7) Buckingham Palace has over 600 rooms
Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'
9) Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all all invented by women
10) An astronaut can be up to 2 inches taller returning from space (the cartilage disks in the spine expand in the absence of gravity)
11) there are over 97,000 km (60,000 miles) of blood vessels in the average person
12) You burn more calories sleeping than watching TV
13) Unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it
14) The past tense for the English word 'dare' is 'durst'

Pls keep saying t.rash about Union Bank. Do you know their entry level pay is more than N150k?

oga, your submission on Babcock University is not correct at all. Pls check their school fess on their website: www.babcockuni.edu.ng. Tuition fee is as low as N380k. And for Medicine, it is N2 million per year which covers tuition, accommodation, practicals etc.

Kingclickmedia: Encomium Gone are the days when university education was
free! It now costs a fortune to have your child
educated in a private university. Parents part with as
much as N3 million per year for their child to earn a
degree in a private university. The advent of
missionary schools has not even helped matters.
ENCOMIUM Weekly presents to you the second part of
the most expensive private universities in Nigeria.

1) [size=30pt]BABCOCK UNIVERSITY[/size]
This is a private Christian co-educational university
owned and operated by the Seventh-Day Adventist
Church in Nigeria. The university was established as
the Adventist College of West Africa (ACWA) in 1957.
Their school fee ranges from N620,000 to N3 million. In Babcock University, your meal and hostel defines
your fee. It offers two and three daily meal services.
And for accommodation, there are three to seven
students in a room. When it comes to
accommodation, it depends on your choice. Either it is
regular (7 in a room), premium (4 in a room) or classic (3 or 2 in a room). Here is a breakdown of Babcock school fees: Medicine:
N3 million, Law: N2 million, Accounting: N1.5 million,
Nursing: N1 million, other faculties: N860,000 –
N620,000.

2) [size=30pt]AMERICAN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA (ABTI)[/size]
ABTI is the first Nigerian university with American
structure and curriculum. It is in north eastern Nigeria,
Yola, capital of Adamawa State. At ABTI, students pay
as much as N1,378,500 to receive quality education.
Parents, however, pay in dollars. For tuition: $6,600 (N990,000), meals: $1,900
(285,000), four in a room: $500 (N75,000), private
room: $1,900 – N285,000). In total, it amounts to
N1,378,500 per annum. Accommodation and feeding are taken care by the
school.

3) [size=30pt]AFE BABALOLA UNIVERSITY[/size]
Afe Babalola University is a private higher institution
in Ado-Ekiti, Ekiti State. It was established in 2009 by
Nigeria’s foremost lawyer and legal icon, Chief Afe
Babalola (SAN). The fee covers tuition, development
levy, ICT, ID card, medical, sports, PTCF levy, course
registration, caution fee and accommodation which is either four per room or two per room. Here is a breakdown of their school fees: For Engineering: N925,000 (4 beds) and N1,075,000 (2
beds). Health Science: N725,000 (4 beds) and N875,000 (2
beds) Sciences: N675,000 (4 beds) and N825,000 (2 beds) Social Management Science: N675,000 (4 beds) and
N825,000 (2 beds) The fee ranges from N675,000 to N1,075,000
annually. There is no provision for feeding.

4) [size=30pt]IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY[/size]
The university came into existence following the
presentation of certificate of approval on May 16,
1999. Thus, it became the first licensed private
university in Nigeria. The tuition ranges from
N540,000 to N820,000 without feeding. For Medicine, Pharmacy, Law and Engineering, they
pay a tuition of N610,000, accommodation: N100,000
and other facilities: N110,000. BOWEN UNIVERSITY It is owned and operated by the Nigerian Baptist
Convention, at Iwo in Osun State and opened
November 4, 2002. The tuition fee ranges from
N500,000 to N750,000 per annum. The university is
only responsible for accommodation and tuition.
Students are made to buy their food from the cafeteria.

5) [size=30pt]CRAWFORD UNIVERSITY[/size]
Crawford University is a private Christian institution in
Igbesa, Nigeria. It was established in 2005. The school
provides accommodation for students but does not
provide feeding. Parents only pay for tuition,
accommodation and some additional charges. The
school fee ranges from N400,000 to N600,000.

6) [size=30pt]REDEEMER’S UNIVERSITY[/SIZE]
Redeemer’s University is a Christian school located in
Redemption City, Ogun State, Nigeria. It was opened
in 2005. At Redeemers, Natural Science pays
N605,000, Management Sciences; N575,000 and
Humanities pays N545,000. All this fees are paid
without feeding but tuition and accommodation.
We can see that the fees range from N500,000 to
N650,000 per annum.

Source: http://encomium.ng/most-expensive-private-universities-in-nigeria-unveiled/ [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

please do you have a video link of this execution? pls share if you have.
thanks.

hmm, the gloom of the world is but a walking shadow. armed robbery is an hopeless profession.

Thank you.

Sis it is true. At lest 20 ppl confirmed dead. quote author=dalifa]This is one of the times I pray information here is not true. Lord have mercy[/quote]

Must you insult another person to make your point? The guy spoke sense. Adolf Hitler never kill in Jesus name. He was an athiest. But BH are claiming they are fighting for Allah through jihad( killing of non muslims)which they enjoin every muslims to join their cause.

abduldope: MR MaN SHut up!!! If nt for d americans would anytn lyk Bombing occur in IRAQ or AFGHANISTAN Tk example IRAN despite the shi'a n sunnis rivarly ova 10yrZ they hav neva been anytn lyk killing there! Beta reason b4 u open daht ur mouth... Mtchwww una no go eva undastnd smtn una go jst open mouth de shout MUSLIMS LIke vIOLENCE ##IDIOTz##

Indigo is called aro in Yoruba.

toluxa1: Indigo - I no know ooo ...lol
Ok.. In Yoruba

White - Funfun
Black - dúdú
Blue - àwö sánmà
Brown - àwö ara
Yellow - ìyèyè
Gold - wúrà
Silver - fàdákà
Grey - àwö eléérú
Pink - pupa fêêrê
Red - Pupa
Purple - àwö elésè àlùkò

Green - àwö ewéko / aligà

NO. Even if you are bonded you can still leave. You will only be required to pay the bond price. It happen to me in my former workplace (bank). I was bonded with 2 million for 2 years but I got a better offer after 8 months. I contacted the HOUR and they ask me to pay the porated bond amount ( for the remaining unused months).

DarryOsh: yeah, i suppose it can be rejected if u are bonded to your employer(i.e there is a prior official agreement that you cannot leave during a specified period of time)

You can if really you have already perfected your driving within the state. I drove within Lagos for 2 months (with no prior driving experience) and I took my car on the road from Lagos to Akure (5.5 hrs ). You need to ensure your car is in best condition for the trip. You also must ensure your papers are complete and up todate. Also you must maintain a speed limit you can control, say at maximum 120 kph.

Symphony007: Been Driving For Only 8 Months, Can I Attempt Interstate Roads?

Hello guys, i've started driving on my 18th birthday. And since then, it has been 8 months of driving. I consider myself good, cause i'm a fast learner, but now i want to drive on an inter state. I want to drive from port harcourt to calabar, a few coursemates and i have an engagement in calabar and since i have a car, we decided i should drive. Initially i was excited but as the date comes closer, i'm having cold feet. Is it too quick? Is my hand strong enough? Can i sit in a car and keep an focus that long? But if i don't do it now, when will i? Taking risk is part of opening new doors in life, what do you'll think?

Why don't they come and build their country home? [quote author=Igwe-1]Brother, go to the ivy league schools in the US and UK and tell me the names of black students in most of their power professions like Medicine, Engineering, law, , even in state schools, this is the same story. Most IGBOS i have met in the US and Europe, (80%) are in the upper middle class to upper class in those places. That is the success i am talking about. I don't know where you live, but this has been my personal experience and i have travelled around the world.[/quote]

Stella kill it

Please read the article again. The supposed "prince" never had royal connection. Please don't tribalise here.

babyosisi: Una don see the origin of 419
A prince from Lagos
Everybody take note

One Nigeria victory is enough achievement for Gowon.

dr dams: Any1? Ur fada mst av been born during dat era.. Y didnt e seize power? Or was e jst fortunate nt to av enough lawless backers n gun? E shud av simply consulted d oracles and use his machete n oda implement e was using to plough is field den in d village!!
By d way, dat was nt his' achievement I ad in mind..
U might b pissed! Bt victory ova Biafra itself was an Achievement..
Go n Hug transformer and stop insulting me, am nt gud @ dat..

May God accept his soul and grant him eternal repose.

I shed tears for stories like this.God pls heal this baby.Her name reflect how great you are pls let her live. God please bless me with resources and I will use it to benefit manking in your Name.

Nice culture all the way.

remecy: Monitor lizards in youroba is called ekute ele(hope i got it right) meaning owner of the house, they say when you kill a monitor lizard, when you grow old and build your own house it will get destroyed.(i no know ohh
2) you don't wash cloths at night, if you do you will remain poor for life.
3)in iboand ebony land(not sure where exactly, you don't kill snakes there

Why won't you say you are happy shuffering n shmilling ppl.when there is no light you must be happy. When road no good you must be happy. When there is no justice in the country and massive corruption prevails, why won't you say you are happy? When life expectancy dwindles yearly and preventable disease cut ppl life short, you Must be haapy

DICKtator: I AM H-A-P-P-Y
I AM H-A-P-P-Y
I KNOW I AM
AND I'M SURE I AM
I AM H-A-P-P-Y
[size=78pt]HAPPY[/size]

It doesn't matter how we die. The most important thing is to live life well. I cried when I read her story. God bless Mama Ekundayo and grant her soul eternal repose.

idupaul: Where is the fairness in life if this woman had to meet her end in a motor accident , what happened to sleeping and not waking up

I missed her plainness and honesty. I miss her love and concerns for me and my family. Ho she was my ideal wife. Very straight forward and honest. But her family said she can't marry me simply BECAUSE she is a Northerner and am a Southerner. We met during our NYSC in Zamfara state in 2005.

I Love the Military too. God bless them. Nigeria will overcome her challenges and we would be one happy, prosperous nation again.

Henry120: I am the biggest supporter of our military. We have one of the world's best militaries, their are nigerian troops currently serving in 5 different african nations as we type, when you include internal security duties, their is no doubt in my mind that we got africa's best military.

God bless the military of this great republic
NIGERIA

Considering the fact that you will be needing part of the money to foot the kids education, I think the the best way is to invest the money in Treaury Bill. It is risk free. You collect your yield on the day u Invest it and capital paid upon maturity - 91 daysm

All my family are great lover of Obey's music. And i can say no one is Obey's fan than my late dad.
Most of Obey's music are evergreen for life!

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