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if a child is being mischievous at home his mother would send her to the next compand to go and collect 'arodan' - something wey no exist for her. the other woman on hearing this will just tell the boy to wait while she prepare d arodan for him, a ploy to keep the troublesome child at bay.

she should keep the baby. abortion at 30+ may adversely affect her to conceive in the future.

Abiola may not be 100% saint. He wined and dined with the military boys of the day, IBB in particular. It was on record that he used his money, together with the Influence of Yaradua family in 1985 to prevail on King Fahad of Saudi to invite Tunde Idiagbon, Mamma Vasta (including others) for lesser hajj in Saudi so that the government of Buhari/Idiagbon can be toppled. This was done with a promised that after a while he (MKO) will contest for the presidential election. But of course, the self-styled, gap-tooth evil genius out-smarted him.

may we never see war again in this country- amen.

Sleep after Toil, Port after Stormy sea, Ease after War and Death after Life does greatly please. Adieu Oba Oladele Olashore Theophilus, after a life of hard, honest toil. You are my role model even in death. Reading your autobiography, 'Joy of Service' in my school library in my undergrad years make me cry, albeit of your brilliance!! My fond memories of you are indelible. I am toiling your part already and as a Chartered Accountant now, I know God will give me succes just as He gave you to impact my world too. Sleep on HRH, the one with the Midas touch!!!

why cant the soo called GEJ go to Uni port and remane it after isaac boro.
this is another testimony of what the president is made of. A phd holder understimating the important of brand name. if coca-cola should change their brand name today, would you need a soothsayer to tell you that they have devalued themselves. Why cant Havard be named after JFK? We need a vertical thinker to lead us alright here.

I also lived in Zamfara state between 2007 and 2008, precisely in Tsafe as a corp member. I tell you, i have never met a more loving and honest set of people. You see, attitude plays a major role here. But my advice will be that you take the offer and go with your fate and God will see you through. I am a christian and i dated a Zamfara lady while there, and after my nysc, we planned to get married, but my inability to get job on time stuck the relationship.

But presently with the advent of boko harams attacks (even though not yet in zamfara state), one may be a bit sceptical. But safety is of God and no where is safe if God doesnt make it so. Wish you the best.

lol. gone are the old days when textbooks, pencils will be distribued to pupils, and where the children of the rich and the poor go to the same school.

RIP DIG John

Will they master the art in 21 days in camp? This is another venture in futility.
Martial Arts my foot!!!

2cute:
I TRIED THIS AND IT WORKED

Hi Niralanders!
This post shows how you can determine your age by your shoe size. A friend on fb posted it on her wall so I tot I'd share it here. It's especially a usefull invention for PAs and MAs who cannot tell their correct age. Try it & see.
1. Take your shoe size
2. Now multiply it by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
,  5. Now add 1011 (Last 2 digits in this number must be the 2 digits of the current year for it to be completely. Eg 1010 for 2010 and 1012 for 2012etc)
6. Subtract the year you were born.
The number you get will be your shoe size & your age. The first 2 digits are your shoe size & last 2 are your age. Am i right?

THE BOLDEN GAVE ME 6111, WHICH TO UR THEORY IS 2011. ARE WE IN 2011?
BUT THE CONCLUDING PART IS CORRECT I.E. WHEN I SUBTRRACT MY BIRTH YEAR FROM THIS FIGURE, I GOT MY AGE FOR LAST YEAR.
ABEG UR THEORY NO CORRECT !!!!

if the cheat is the husband, the best way to tame him will be for the wife to find the right path to his heart which is through good food and sex!!. Arguably those are the things he was enoying outside. Nigerian adage has it that a man satisfied with sex from his wife will never look outside

if the cheat is the wife, the best way to tame her will be for the husband to actually get a divorce!!!!

congregations will draw cheques for all their donations in the church. Infact many people have been doing it especially when paying the tithe, myself inclusive.
So no Hazzle at all.

Can you imagine what some so called father can do?
Pls read on:

Wicked Father: Pours Hot Water On Daughter’s Private Part!!
•The badly scalded buttocks of the victim
•Solarin Muyiwa
A 33-year old man has poured hot water on her daughter’s private part, damaging part of her womanliness, for licking soup in the pot. The incident happened in Ikorodu area of Lagos State, Southwest Nigeria.


•The badly scalded buttocks of the victim
The girl, a 14-year old Junior Secondary School II student (name withheld) is currently undergoing treatment at a government hospital while the father, Mr. Solarin Muyiwa has been arrested by the Social Welfare Department of the Ministry of Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation, WAPA, and will be arraigned in court soon.

The incident, which took place at 3, Adeyiga Street, Ikorodu attracted lots of unsavoury comments about the father, a Laboratory Assistant at Spintex Mill

Muyiwa created a stir when he was brought to the WAPA Ministry after his arrest. Staff of the ministry, mostly women, described him as a wicked man to have inflicted such punishment on his daughter.

“The incidence took place two Fridays ago, but a concerned neighbour who saw the state of the young girl, put across a distress call to the ministry. We responded immediately and rescued the girl and she is presently being treated in the hospital,” said Mrs. Alaba Fadairo, Director, Child Development, WAPA.

“We were surprised when we saw the girl. There were deep wounds on her body. Her father poured hot water on her private part. He said she licked soup from the pot. The girl said she was given N50 for the day and that she wanted to test if the soup was hot or not.

“The father first beat her with a wooden stick and told her stepmother to heat some water when the wife reported to him that he caught the girl stealing from the soup pot. It was that hot water he poured into a plastic and ordered her to put her hands inside.

“His wife also confirmed that he asked her to boil the water and after that, he asked the girl to put her hands inside the water, but she said at that juncture, her baby was crying and she had to go and nurse her baby and she didn’t know what transpired. This incident happened on Saturday, February 25, and we got to know about it last Thursday and went to save the girl,” she stated.


•Solarin Muyiwa
Fadairo said the government would prosecute the father over the incident as it violates the girl’s right under the Child Right’s law.

“We are at the stage of prosecution. We have passed the stage of prevention; this is the stage of prosecution,” she said.

When asked, the father of the girl, Muyiwa confessed that he poured water on his daughter’s private part, saying his intention was not to harm his daughter he had during his secondary school days.

“I just want to apologise about it. I did it in annoyance. I regret what I did and I just want to apologise. She has been stealing, but I did not mean to pour hot water on her, I just wanted to scare her with the water so that she will know the difference between good and bad. I did not know it would result in this. I am very sorry.

“I took her to Jobi Hospital after the incident. I never knew it will get so bad like that,” he stated.

Narrating how he got a baby while in secondary school, he said his relationship led to pregnancy, saying that the last time he saw the mother of his daughter was in 2005 and now he does not know her whereabouts.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/03/05/wicked-father-pours-hot-water-on-daughters-private-part/

I hate it soo much that it's offensive odour make me vomit. I dont eat okra soup too. On the other hand my wife relish the locust bean. Infact when we were abt to marry I told her point-blank that I dont want it in my house. It resembles goat sh*t (no offence o!! )

stop buying the stuff and if d boy ask, u just tell him that they are not producing it again  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU SIR. I LOVE YOU
MAY THE GOD YOU SERVED BLESS ME ALSO AND MEET MY NEEDS ESPECIALLY NOW AND FOREVER IJN!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU SIR.
MAY THE GOD YOU SERVED BLESS ME ALSO IJN!

olaak1:
@benz33 thank u my brother God bless u and ur family u know as much as I love this forum; nairaland it has become a medium where people come to exhibit their stupidity; arrogance and lack of home training; Chief Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo; ugly or handsome; good or bad has written his name in the history of not only Nigeria but Africa as a whole; if not for the influence of someone like Obj; can somebody like gej from minority ijaw ever dream of becoming Nigerian president; tell me the name of another southern who can withstand and check mate the political gimmicks of the hausa/fulani in this country? I'm not denying fact that "baba" like every other person has his own shortcomings but that is not a yardstick for anybody to condemn or insult him.;;

WELL SAID!!

benz33:
Every one of you that have Insulted Chief Olusegun Obasanjo or says he is Ugly are senseless and have no respect for your mother and father at home its very obvious.  I want u all to read this, A LEADER THAT IS HUMAN LIKE OBJ AND OTHERS, YOU SHOULD NOT EXPECT THEM TO MAKE PERFECT POLICIES THAT WILL BRING PERFECT RESULT, BUT NOT ALL THEIR POLICIES OR ACTS ARE BAD.
     YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT OBJ HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING THAT WE CAN NOT BE PROUD OFF IN THIS COUNTRY.IF YOU DONT RESPECT HIM HERE, I BELIEVE HE GAINS MILLIONS OF RESPECT OUTSIDE. SO SOME OF U, UR PARENTS ARE WORSE AT HOME AND SOME OF UR PARENTS USE OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN FOR RITUALS, SO ATLEAST GIVE THIS AGED AFRICAN LEADER SOME RESPECT ON THE INTERNET. THANK YOU.

Thank you.
Many NL rain abuse on OBJ out of anger, which is not good at all. OBJ might not be the best, but sure outstands some. When Madalla church was bombed, a week after (jan 1) u all saw him there consoling the people. why cant IBB whose state the attrocity occurs to come out and sympathise with the victims?

yes, sanusi is wrong. why cant he make the donation on his own account, after all he cant afford it,

Good day to you doctors in the house. Pls what cause one to have headache when the hair grows a bit, which will not go until the hair is barbed. And immediately i barb, it will relieve me only to come back in about three weeks again after the hair has grown a bit. Please what cause this, and what can i do? am in my mid-thirties.

Thank You!

@ BASICS007, it DID ACTUALLY HAPPENS!!

@ ALL, Thanks for the advice and suggestions so far.

good for you. secured future await you.

This happen to a family friend of mine.
He came back from work a couple of days ago and to his shock, found that his 2 girls child (aged 4 and 2) had been defaced with tribal marks courtesy of his wife and mother-in-law who came to visit them. He never asked for the marks on his girls' faces and neither did the wife brief him prior to this act. He said he's divorcing the wife and institute a legal action against her and her mother for abusing his children.

Please house, your advice and suggestions are needed urgently as this had dispirited him since.

Feb. 22, 2012 - Ash Wednesday is the first day of the penitential season of Lent. It is a fasting day.

Ash Wednesday Prayer:

We stand before you, God,
, humbly aware that we are
but creatures of dust
on a short sojourn here, yet
ever mindful that you
took on this same dusty flesh,
, walked the road to Calvary in our place.
Lord, we remember.

Lord, you are indeed
full of compassion and great mercy.
Your love never fails to meet us
where we are.
And here we are, Lord,
ever mindful of our failures,
our brokenness, our unworthiness.
Lord, we confess.

Lord, now by these ashes
placed upon our foreheads,
we open our hearts again
to this Lenten journey.
Ever mindful of your grace,
we walk with you
from death to life anew.
Lord, we believe.

May God Bless Our Dear Nation!!

@grailife,
pardon my foot!!

he should be punished for even having attempted to kill 289 people on board the airplane. This shouldnt be a tea party at all, in fact he should be executed

Mixed schools has a lot of advantage over single sex schools in many ways than one.
1.  the pupils blend with people of same sex easil.
2.  the major reasons for single sex is for moral which sadly has disappeared as single sex school lead the pack in lesbianism and gayism.