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Religion / Re: Fake Prophetess Exposed In Akwa Ibom As Youths Discover Charms, Fetish Items by agohavivi(f): 6:27am On May 07, 2017
nwakaibeya1:
no human being ever makes wealth without belonging to the hidden world # who will allow you to cross and stay with wealth without checking your spiritual source?Every success, Every wealth, Every marriage ,every business ,every living life and every human being lives a life originating and propelled and powered from the spiritual world,either evil or good,knowingly or unknowingly ,by self or by proxy and very many people are evil and pretends to be good before the spiritual ignorant people and that's why evil dominate these spheres of life mentioned above hence we told those who care to listen that it's only at night that we know who is who, that's the hidden world where every interaction is genuine and naked there are no pretenses at night and that's where the battles of life are fought won or lost unknown to those who are spiritually blind those we call empty vessels and the thomases of this generation ,who don't understand the hidden world they just open their mouth and talk and doubt but those who understand the hidden world peep when they read or hear me before they talk because they understand the consequences of vain challenge and where the battles of life are fought won or lost and not on social media . Mathew 13,13-14>>Dont forget i said in all this that Kingdom of Jesus Christ has comeback to revenge and judge people of the world unknowingly to those who claim to know Jesus christ whom we have also authorized to investigate our unbeleivable truth and revelation and we are capable to share the light of Jesus Christ to those who accepts and that no humanbeign living or dead can challenge what we have spoken tot the whole worldBe wise and remember that Jesus Christ said i am the only true son of the Living God and those who claimed to know Gid more thsn him were there and they never agreed nor beleieved Jesus Christ in bible time so we dont expect many people to believe us because its the same authority speaking
Since you believe so much in the hidden world go and stay there na. Everything na spiritual even mosquito and flies na spiritua. Na your type Dr fall mugu for all these prophets and pastors. Continue.
Religion / Re: Fake Prophetess Exposed In Akwa Ibom As Youths Discover Charms, Fetish Items by agohavivi(f): 6:21am On May 07, 2017
This is one of these their prophetesses that keep deceiving them to tag innocent children and elderly persons as witches and wizards. She should face the music and to these aka ibomites, it's high time you guys wake up and stop falling mugu for these scammers that parade themselves as pastors, minister's and prophets that only know how to point out witches. I was so shocked when I realised the extent to which these people were hung up on identifying and punishing witches during my years in eket even an 11months old baby was once tagged a witch. It's just too unfortunate. My hubby's transfer back to Lagos made me so happy such that I don't ever desire to visit that place not even in my dream.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham: "I Don’t Want A Man Who Will Constantly Beg Me For Money” by agohavivi(f): 12:00pm On May 06, 2017
With all these qualities you're looking out for I hope your own qualities are at least half as good. No be just to make tall demands whereas you dish out short supply.

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Politics / Re: UN Suspends Operations In Nigeria After Boko Haram Surprise Attack by agohavivi(f): 8:03pm On Jul 30, 2016
koboko69:


Usually i don't respond to posts filled with senseless sentiments. The ineffectual buffon was there for 5 years as a president, and 3 as a vice President. What exactly did he do. That would have been the best of opportunity to make a reasonable impact on the ND. The same Northerners are the ones he was blessing with free loot. U post just sounds so silly i don't even know where to start with u. Your last statement says it all. Hate will take u to ur.grave faster than hiv
What good can come from the product of a leaking condom? A wise man once said that common sense is not common so I don't blame you and your inability to comprehend something as easy as ABC. I know you're seeking cheap attention and popularity but do you have to do it such that you'll seen as way more dumb than your daft president who couldn't acquire two passes in his wassce (because that's what entitles one to have a waec certificate). This is the case, that's why your so called messiah of change couldn't produce his waec certificate till date.
Look instead of quoting me in order to boost your profile on this forum, I'll advise you to go into your room, close your door and count your teeth with your tongue.
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Launches Library & Orphans' Home In Kaduna - PICS by agohavivi(f): 9:12am On Jul 29, 2016
Buhari said that he'll make the office of the first lady, history on taking over the reigns of power. When his dream became a reality, he didnt scrape the office but rather upgraded it to the office of the wife of the president and even added the office of the daughter/chilgren of the president. Rubbish liar and deceiver. I still cant understand why ndi ofe still wont see through his disguise. Anyone over 40 still shouting "SAI BUHARI" is a fool forever.

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Politics / Re: UN Suspends Operations In Nigeria After Boko Haram Surprise Attack by agohavivi(f): 9:04am On Jul 29, 2016
koboko69:


One day this folly will stop. Our state governors collect 13% above every other state. What do they do with it? Even Bayelsa with just about 8 local governments can'tpay salaries, running into 7 months now. There are so many underdeveloped states, not on Niger Delta. Begin to hold governors responsible. Now they collected over 18bn above others, no one is shouting now. When they squander it and loot it, they sponsor some criminals to bomb pipelines and scream marginalization. If you think anyone js fighting for u or ND, wake up from the pipe dream. They are fighting for their pockets. Ask Asari who has all his investments outside Nigeria not to talk of Niger Delta. Or is super rich Tompolo, what has he done for Niger Delta, or is it Boy Loaf silently enjoying is billions. Mr man wake up. They are causing more harm than good
Same way Buhari, Sani abacha, IBB, OBJ and co came fighting for their pockets. See it's better these guys make the millions or is it billions because they are closer to the people and one way or the other it would reach them no matter how small. What gets to them when the buharis, atikus, babangidas, danjumas and co get the spoils from the oil rich region? Absolutely nothing. Do you know that no part of the entire bayelsa was connected to phcn national grid until after 2000? Wetin you dey talk sef? The north has held unto power the most in this country yet they claim to be marginalised because their elites would rather build koranoc schools for the children of the masses but send their children to the best schools abroad becausr they know education is the major leveler between the rich and poor. PMB would rather channel his agression towards the avengers than boko haram because he's a core jihadist and enjoys the support of boko haram.
Politics / Re: UN Suspends Operations In Nigeria After Boko Haram Surprise Attack by agohavivi(f): 8:44am On Jul 29, 2016
idupaul:
Why is the UN behaving like kids they were only technically attacked by a technically defeated Boko Haram na
Idupaul please remain quiet. I dont expect somthing better from an heeediot like you. Can you in your wildest dream qualify as a messanger or security man with the united nations? The fact that APC, lai mohamned and buharist keep suppressing news about boko haram activities does not in any way suppress their activities and operations but even gives them more room to operate and do more harm. I'm sure if you were one of the wounded in the convoy you wouldnt be saying this. Kudos to the UN for taking such a stand at least the international community would know Nigeria has so much security lapses as well as know our govt is being deceptive.
Science/Technology / Re: In Taraba, Goat Gives Birth To Baby In Human Form (Photos) by agohavivi(f): 8:20pm On Jul 20, 2016
I weep for my people. The bible says my people perish for lack of knowledge. Ignorance is the reason why Nigerians are centuries behind the western world. Please, please, please, it is absolutely impossible for a human sperm to fertilize the egg of an animal and vice versa. This includes goats. Can't my people ask why we have different blood groups? If someone with blood group O can't receive blood from a fellow human of group A, how possible can the egg/sperm of human and animal produce an offspring. Common sense in not common at all. That's the picture of a deformed goat, Gbam!

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Politics / Re: Life Under President Buhari As Petroleum Minister - Punch by agohavivi(f): 8:38am On Apr 04, 2016
emperorchedda:
Yes we are facing hard times, but things don't just change for the best in one year of a new administration

Buhari never said he'll automatically change Nigeria to heaven in one year...all we need is patience and we'll truly see the Change...It's not even up to half of his administration yet

The real and optimistic Nigerians ain't complaining cos they know things will get worse before they permanently get better
Continue living in denial. Under Buhari, things cannot get better. What do you expect from a visiting president? We all are anticipating his next visit though we know nothing meaningful would come out of it. You APC voltrons started with the slogan "change", which has now materialized to "Patience" what's your future slogan? "let's manage" or "at all, at all na im bad pass"? Accept it or not Buhari has failed Nigerians and doesn't give a hoot bout you all provided he is comfortable and ok. Take note that I'm not a fan of pdp either both parties are same just that APC is a rebranded version of PDP with same capitalist and elitist principles and policies and even same decamped politicians. Jonathan no good but Buhari isn't better in fact, jona is the lesser of two evils as when compared to Buhari.

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Politics / Re: In Sign Of Major Crack Within Ruling Party, Tinubu Takes On Buhari’s Minister by agohavivi(f): 1:20pm On Mar 27, 2016
seunmsg:




He has only echoed the same sentiments you wailers have been shouting about since Kachikwu made that unfortunate statement. So, how is that greed? As the national leader of the party, he has a responsibility to caution any official of government whose comments doesn't reflect the ideals and principles of the party. He should be commended for standing with the Nigerian people and not condemned.
Abeg make we hear word. If he truly had the interest of the masses at heart he would have condemned the actions of the hausa community at ketu/agilinty as well as the activities of herdsmen at agatu but rather than do that, the self imposed odua spokesman, remained silent on this issues because it's of no economic bearing to him. He condemned kachikwu ibe simply because ibe didnt deem it necesary to consult him before appointing animaseun. Had ibe done otherwise, Tinubu would have remained as silent as he usually does after taking his usual dose of coke, weed, liquor and monkey tail pepper soup.

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Health / Re: Lady Spotted Vomitting Blood In Ikorodu (Photo) by agohavivi(f): 8:55am On Aug 15, 2015
MurderX:


This is the most sensible post on this topic.
thanks so much for the post. It's unfortunate that nigerians are so crude, barbaric and gullible in their thinking. The poor lady might be suffering a bad case of internal bleeding yet a heartless slowpoke would come out and claim she probably slept with an alhaji. Would he claim such if the victim had been his sister? Heartless nigerians.
Politics / Re: APC Insists On Ekweremadu’s Removal by agohavivi(f): 10:09am On Jun 30, 2015
sosanova:
[size=13pt] grin grin grin Future impossible tense
Opolo eye no be open eye
Saraki n Ekweremadu will be Senate President n Deputy Senate President till 2019, there is nothing Tinubu or his worshippers can do about it, if they don't like it they should go n apply for citizenship of West Germany
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100000 likes. Like is an understatement. I love you.

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu’s Emergence As My Deputy Is Unfortunate And Painful – Saraki by agohavivi(f): 7:16am On Jun 30, 2015
VirginFinder:


You are a recalcitrant dullard!

If you, chukwudi (with ibo Firstname & Surname), decide to claim to be a Yoruba man, does that make you one? Does it stop you from being who you really are which is ibo?

If your father decides to disown you for political reasons, will that stop you from being his biological son?

The same way you have been imposing Fulani status on Saraki is how you are now trying so hard to disbelieve his regret for having Ekweremadu as deputy. Why did Ali Ndume of APC stand for election in the first instance if Ekweremadu was Saraki's choice?
I am sure this has dealt a fatal blow to you guys. E don pain una wella.

Ekweremadu's stay as DSP are numbered, trust me. He just cant last.
He'll be sacrificed for peace to reign in the APC and NASS.

Ntooooooooor!!!
Youre such a slowpoke. He never claimed to be a yoruba man and from his name and comments, he obviously wouldnt want to be associated with the likes of you which he clearly made known in back and white. He clearly spelt out his points but instead of you to engage in a valid and constructive arguement, started talking out of point and ranting like someone in need of psychiatric evaluation. From your comment, you obviously never came across simple comprehension in your primary/secondary school days. Youre obviously a product of a failed educational system.
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu’s Emergence As My Deputy Is Unfortunate And Painful – Saraki by agohavivi(f): 7:28pm On Jun 28, 2015
franchizy:
The SE and SS never voted for APC and do not deserve any appointment in the buhari administration.
Ekwerenmadu should resign now or face our wrath
Whose wrath? Who knows you? What is your surname? This is why i wouldnt encourage anyone to surf the net on an empty stomach because you're obviously suffering from acute hunger. Abeg go find somthing chop. See person wey get wrath.
Family / Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by agohavivi(f): 5:19pm On Jun 14, 2015
Flashh:
Reporting her will make you look like a fool in the presence of her parents. undecided How do you want to start your explanation?

Anytime she do that, beat her very well for her to know what she did is very bad.

Shes till a little girl, she don't know it's very bad... So it's left for you to stop her from such act.

*Modified*

I have gone through some comments here saying... (YOU SHOULD FREE THE GIRL).

If you free her just like that, the corrupt spirit in her will grow and God will blame you for that also.

Let her keep coming for you to know if she has stop that corrupt behaviour. When you continue beating her she will surely change.... I no say make you kill pesin pikin with beating o.
You probably dont know much about children. The little girl would avoid him if he beats her and go hunt for someone else who would enjoy such naughty games. OP please dont beat the child rather infom the parents, possibly in company of someone preferably, a lady they respect. I'm a mother and would really appreciate such information should my child be involved in somthing of this nature thoygh its embarassing.
Fashion / Re: Checkout This Wedding Couples Outfit In Asaba Today (photos) by agohavivi(f): 4:56pm On Jun 14, 2015
This op must be very silly and foolish. I wish this couple a very happy married life may the Gd almighty grant them marital bliss and as for the yeye op, ask God to forgive you for trying to mock and ridicule this humble couple.

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Politics / Re: Graphic! Killings Continue Unabated In PLATEAU State, Under The Watch Of STF Co by agohavivi(f): 3:01pm On Jun 14, 2015
It's unfortunate that these people count themselves as untouchables especially now that one of them has been made the president of this nation. Nigerians voted for change though the change to me, seems to be for the worse abi na worst sef.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Young Man Finds Love In The Arms Of White Grandma by agohavivi(f): 2:20pm On Feb 21, 2015
This boy is in big trouble. The granny hold am tight as if him wan run. E be like say she don know him plan and as such is taking precaution in case...
Politics / Re: Akiolu Slams Obasanjo, Denies Endorsing Buhari by agohavivi(f): 12:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
barcanista:
Followers of Nigeria politics will never forget the deeds of Olusegun Obasanjo when he was the President. We all know how he made himself above the Supreme Court by acting against the order of the court with respect to the Lagos State Fund. The PDP under Obasanjo had no internal democracy, it was dispotic,and the President was an emperor.Chief Solomon Lar, Barnabas Germade, Audu Ogbeh and Ahmadu Ali all served as PDP Chairmen under Obj regime. Obj ensured that he took them out of office by force with exception of Ali. Obj was the first and only President to announce the SACK of his VP because he defected to AC in 2007, the SC upturned it. Obj by itself upturned Governorship Primaries of his party in states... Ararume of Imo and Amaechi of Rivers are case studies. Obj openly threatened Olusegun Mimiko that he either dropped his 2007 Governorship bid or he will send EFCC after him. The Under Obj nepotism reigned supreme, his wish was everyone's command whether be will or by force. Obj used 5 members of Plateau state House to impeach a governor
Anyone going back to this Obj for navigation and direction needs to tell us what has changed between the Obj of 1999-2007 and Obj of today. Nigerians are wise, Obj can never become an overnight Apostle of Change.
10000 likes. You simply said it all.
Politics / Re: I Almost Got Kidnapped On Friday. People Beware Of This. by agohavivi(f): 5:21am On Dec 15, 2014
Isnt there a slim possibility that he wasnt the owner of the car and only claimed he owned it so that you wouldnt look down on him and probably give him a ride? @poster, you saw the car move but were you able to confirm that he was the one driving? Just asking.

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Celebrities / Re: Tchidi Chikere And Nuella Njubigbo Share First Baby Pictures by agohavivi(f): 9:19am On Dec 07, 2014
echobee:
grin grin grin grin. Next time,quick come back from meeting grin.
Make una de confess, small-small. I don de know the witches responsible for my damaged transformer. By the way, the cute angel looks a lot like her dad.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Kills Wife For Sleeping With Native Doctor !! by agohavivi(f): 5:49am On Dec 07, 2014
denkyw:
Women are the cause of 99% problems in the world,boko haram inclusive...fear women
Starting with your mother, afterall she's a woman.

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Car Talk / Re: I Am More Afraid Of Road Safety Than Police And Army. by agohavivi(f): 5:22am On Dec 07, 2014
Do the needful. Ensure you meet up with all their requirements and you'll have nothing to fear. i'm everly ready for them. My drivers lincense, c-caution, extinguisher, seat belt, break lights are always in place. Putting all this in place and keeping to driving rules is not difficult so why is it a big deal for you. This should only be a problem for commercial bus drivers who always want to cut corners.
Agriculture / Re: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by agohavivi(f): 5:10am On Dec 07, 2014
Goldenboy842:

Lol if u ve 2million i will gv it to u with the eggs.
You were worried that your snail is albino now someone wants to buy it off you are requesting for two million. i dont like snails if not i would have bought it from you. Also, you talked about osolating it from others so it dosent pass the genes, i thought snails were hemaphrodites and as such didnt need crossing? enlighten me.
Religion / Re: Man Asks Church To Return His Tithes Or Face Court Action by agohavivi(f): 3:07pm On Nov 30, 2014
holatin:
Sensible man spotted.
you can't help MD despite my offering, tithe and donation to your church.
if you can't give to your member, stop collecting from them
10000 likes. Your head too correct.

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Religion / Re: Must A Christian Speak In Tongue Before He Could Make Heaven? by agohavivi(f): 9:50am On Nov 30, 2014
i havent been to heaven so i dont know if its a requisition to make heaven. But one thing i know is that a large percentage of those who claim to speak in tongues are fabricating trash.
Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by agohavivi(f): 6:07am On Nov 28, 2014
om my way to work one day a guy sitting behind me drew closer to me and asked, "excuse me, what is your name"? I turned giving him this sharp reply, "what did you just say"? The guy got scared and said, "sorry, i was only asking you the time". I burst into laughter that dayand was joined by other passengers who heard our conversation. I had to tell the young man my name and we became friends though i never saw him again afterwards.
Religion / Re: Numbers 18 Faults Oyedepo’s Teaching On Tithes by agohavivi(f): 12:45pm On Jul 13, 2014
A lot of these tithe payers are just good for nothing hypocrites. I know a management staff of nnpc who was practically sponsored through the university by his elder brother but has adamantly refused to assist his younger ones claiming that they'll spend whatever he gives them on cigarette and beer. Even assisting his parents is something he usually does reluctantly whenever he agrees to do so. This is someone who takes very good care of his wife and child including his step child who he solely sponsors in a private university and he religiously pays his tithe but wouldn't assist his siblings and parents in need. The bible says how can you claim to love God when you have no love for your brother whom you can see. How then can you love God whom you can't see? Most times I wonder what would have become of him if his elder brother acted and reasoned like him. As for me , I'll rather share my money amongst the needy than give it to a pastor who has a number of private jets. Jesus never talked about tithe . These pastors claim that the old,testament was the old law but always refer to it when they wish to back up teachings on tithe.

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Car Talk / Re: Beware Of Bad Fuel At NNPC Mega-Stations by agohavivi(f): 4:30am On Jul 07, 2014
Godfullsam: And what makes u think fuel is d reason for d problem in ur car? I thought Nigeria is one of d producer of best unleaded fuel in d world..
What Nigeria has is unleaded crude which is mostly exported. Since all our refineries are producing way below her optimum capacity, most of the fuel we use is imported and probably sourced from crude with high lead content besides anything goes in our economy so the quality of pms and other petroleum by products are not really considered.

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Politics / Re: My Take On Stella Oduah's Fake MBA Degree - Femi Fani-kayode by agohavivi(f): 6:07pm On Jan 08, 2014
Ngwakwe: It's quite unfortunate, that a sycophant FFK forgets his stock in trade to question others. Read and reflect on the quote below.

One may therefore wish to ask Obasanjo to refresh his memory when he recruited worthless Femi Fani Kayode to attack his political opponents including his own ethnic group and you (OBJ) compensated him with a ministerial appointment and kept him until your last breakfast with your other kitchen cabinet members in the Villa.

Is it therefore fair to accept Fani Kayode’s recalcitrant and irresponsible statements on other Nigerians, as acting on behalf of an ethnic nationality?
. - Edwin Clarke

1000000 likes. I have never supported stella's actions rather I'm of the opinion thst Goodluck shows her the way out. What I dont understand is why ffk has taken it upon himself to tackle this woman at every given opportunity. He claims ibos support her actions but many of us have condemned her outrightly. In my opinion, he's indeed obsessed with this woman but since she would have nothing whatsoever to do with him, he, he'll never let her be. STELLA, PLEASE SEND THIS THIS MAN ONE OF YOUR PANTIES SO THAT HE'LL RELAX A LITTLE. I BET HE HAD A BOTTLE OF VASELIN ON HIS TABLE AND WAS WORKING OVERTIME ON HIS DING-DONG WHILE TYPING THIS RUBBISH.

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Romance / Re: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by agohavivi(f): 5:38am On Jan 08, 2014
Only an evil, selfish and incosiderate person would behave the way your wife does. At least, she's been through the pains of child birth and motherhood so I expect her to understand better. Why deny a couple the joy of having a relationship with their child and grand children? Imagine the number of nights a woman had to stay awake to nurse her baby, the visits to the hospital when the child took ill, the sacrifices she made to raise you. Look you have to take a stand. Let your wife know your parents place in your life cannot be compromised. Stop eating her food, stop sleeping with her, communicating with her and even threaten to leave her. Let's see what comes out of it. You are the man of the house and not the other way round.

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