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RomanceRe: Why Do Couples Change Towards Eachother After Marriage? by Agrika: 5:41pm On Oct 07, 2014
laplace12:
Orisirisi grin grin
If na because d babe call am dear him dey halla lyk dat oya me I don call am dear, sweethrt come carry sugar join, make I see weda him na for wall him go go jam head
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Agrika: 5:37pm On Oct 07, 2014
1. Looku-looku lecturers, the type will continue looking at you, eyeball-to-eyeball sotey other students go come know say na u dem dey look. Wetin him see for ur face only baba God know.

2. Tribalist lecturers; this is very very common with muslim hausa/fulani lecturers; is either u be musilimi or "arne"

3. Over sabi lectures, the one that will leave his field of concentration and go into another field, e.g him dey teach Genetics, before you know he has entered History, then Government then a brief Introduction of Economics, meanwhile the topic for that day na Mendelian Laws

4. Olodo Lecturer; this one probably studied a course similar to the one he was teaching as an under-graduate and probably got that job through "connection"...him own na to cram him lecture note and to come class dey offload am like one guru like dat...u dare not ask him questions or else him go "mark" ur face.
EducationRe: See What Unilag Did!Is This Not Gonna Increase Materialism In Our Ladies? by Agrika: 10:47am On Oct 07, 2014
ugwum007:
what of d ones that cram sentences b4 interviews...
Are u refering to the pageant queens or debaters?
Car TalkRe: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Agrika: 10:26am On Oct 07, 2014
Up till now I can't drive, the first time I tried it, I don't know what I pressed the car started moving at a great speed, I just took my hands off the wheel (person wey dey drive ooo) and was shouting "sweetheart control ds ur car" hehehehe...we later crashed into a tree...and that was the last time I touched his car...lol...been secretly taking driving lessons...I want to suprise him when he comes back.
EducationRe: See What Unilag Did!Is This Not Gonna Increase Materialism In Our Ladies? by Agrika: 10:13am On Oct 07, 2014
Let's be realistic here on a normal day which of these shows will get ur attention on TV, a live debate or live Beauty pageant,...and besides most beauty pageants goes beyond showing up with a pretty face, u are asked tactical questions, asked to dance etc...so the beauty queen herself is brilliant in her own way...besides debate get levels,...SOME PEOPLE ARE PRETTY, SOME ARE INTELLIGENT BUT ONLY A FEW PEOPLE GOT BEAUTY WITH BRAINS...so make una free the fine girl jor
FamilyRe: Chair Of Death by Agrika: 8:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
O.p ds "eggs" that u re laying...there is
Nairaland GeneralRe: 20 Types Of Registered Members On Nairaland; Where Do You Belong? by Agrika: 6:35pm On Oct 06, 2014
The "Likers" group nko...all they do is to like people's comment and d.p..
RomanceRe: Why Do Couples Change Towards Eachother After Marriage? by Agrika: 6:10pm On Oct 06, 2014
My DEAR o.p, SWEETHEART, u are too touchy,....loosen up SUGAR...hehehehe grin
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 5:54pm On Oct 06, 2014
stinggy:
That's serious. It's all a play, you don't have to connect your heart to it. Once you start watching movies from 'movie' angle, you can't cry.
Btw, which movies have brought out tears off you?
Too numerous to list
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 11:17am On Oct 06, 2014
stinggy:
I'm telling you dear. You cry a lot watching movies?
Yes na
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 10:43am On Oct 06, 2014
freakcin:
Not me personally. . . I remember watching Titanic way back in school. It was a cinema scenario and towards the end when jack dies, I could hear students sniffing, (I simply assumed they were girls) light came on and I saw male and female students wiping tears from their eyes! undecided
Hehehe
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 10:41am On Oct 06, 2014
stinggy:
[size=18pt]NO[/size]

Reason being I watch movies with a mind set that everything happening in it is all acting
U really are stingy, even with your emotions tongue
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 10:34am On Oct 06, 2014
Sanniebee:
. Nice to meet you too. I just love korean movies
U no lyk am reach me oo, so Tey I don begin dey learn small hangul sef
RomanceRe: 4 The Ladies: Light Or Dark Dark Skinned Guys Which Do U Prefer (poll) by Agrika: 3:25am On Oct 06, 2014
Dark skin all the way
FamilyRe: My Nigerian Husband Will Not Divorce Me by Agrika: 3:09am On Oct 06, 2014
Mtchew... na scammers thread sef
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 2:59am On Oct 06, 2014
Sanniebee:
They are too numerous to mention. I still cry whenever I re-watch "We are family". I cried wen I watched 'A man called God', 'Krish3', Faith, Empress ki, Mara nd Clara, Love is timeless, Like stars on earth, Chocolate....lemme stop here before I start cryinhg again. #sniffs#
Wait a minute, are you a Korean drama fan like me, nice to meet u
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 2:56am On Oct 06, 2014
MzMariah:
Yes.

The first that made me cry was LIKE STARS ON EARTH. I cried when ESHAAN left school after being punished, the day he entered boarding school, the day he was reading the school's notice board, the minute he was announced as the winner of the art competition and when he ran to his art teacher with his award.

The second was like a Korean movie called boys before flower. i cried because of the way Geum Jan Di was bullied in school all because she was from a poor home, when Gu jun pyo lost his memory, the treatment she and her family suffered in the hands of Gu jun pyo's mum, lots of places jawe, I can't say all. smiley

The rest I can't remember but they are so many.
U too cried, Jan di really suffered for that boy
CelebritiesRe: Campaign Poster Of Nigeria Entertainers Vying For Political Seat 2015 by Agrika: 2:35am On Oct 06, 2014
Shadyswag:
Yes I am his campaign manager and u could apply in person via 2A912E12. wink
smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Internship @ Google Nigeria by Agrika:
K
FamilyRe: Oh My God ....men Sha!!!! by Agrika: 9:35pm On Oct 05, 2014
Devil just set trap for d man him just fall inside yakata cheesy R.I.p, Nwoke Mmadu!
FamilyRe: Oh My God ....men Sha!!!! by Agrika: 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2014
mcdreeezy:
I hope you're not tryin to say he died because he was cheating
Then what was he doing preaching the word of God?
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 8:39pm On Oct 05, 2014
Mods Front page pls grin grin wink cool
FamilyRe: Have Youever Cried When Watching Amovie? by Agrika: 8:38pm On Oct 05, 2014
There is hardly any movie that I will watch that I won't shed tears except for horror and comedy films...the two movies that really moved me to real tears was one titled "Curious Case of Benjamin Button" and "Titanic" (this one was free for all crying when it ended, cos everybody in the house participated in the Crying when it ended)
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Get In Here; Singer Morachi Releases Sizzling Hot Photos by Agrika: 6:38pm On Oct 05, 2014
Wooooowww! *am seeing tinz*
FamilyRe: Myths And Omens About Moles(birthmarks) by Agrika: 4:36pm On Oct 05, 2014
So I desire children abi
Christianity EtcRe: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Agrika: 4:30pm On Oct 05, 2014
eldoradoxx:
Why are churches these days all about money? No message of salvation, deliverance, recovery, repentance, restitution etc. In early 90s as a growing up boy, u went to church happy and came back deeply sober, sometime the message breaks people down and you hear people crying and sobbing as the message sank deep into people's heart and soul. Those were the era when going to church held meaning to everyone. You were sure of doing self assessment every Sunday to know your stand with God, because Rapture was emphasized in every church service. Today, all you hear is BLESSING and Prosperity and favour as though God cannot be served for Nothing. I has made many of us hate going to church, I last saw a church near 2 years now. I hate where pastors or whatever they call themselves teach people that the basis of serving God is to prosper. The richest people I know of don't even go to church and are rhey cursed by God? I believe that serving God is an unconditional thing, in sickness and In health, in poverty and in riches, whether you stay in a mansion or under the bridge etc. Price tags should not be attached to serving God, it is a self less act.
Come to catholic church, the one and only true church
Christianity EtcRe: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Agrika: 4:27pm On Oct 05, 2014
MadCow1:
[b]You just got suckered.... grin



Na so one Pastor say make all the unemployed youths for church come out for special holy ghost approved and blood of Jesus soaked prayers.. See race wey everybody tear.. Even my guy wey dey self employed as a mobile Gala re - distributor (traffic sector) rush come out.. Na ehn pastor bring out this big 4 litre jerry can of olive oil start to speak in tongues.. Kai, the whole guys for front don enter spirit mode sef dey shake..

Next thing I hear na; "The spirit of God has always operated by faith.. I see a lot of oil company jobs." Like 7 guys don already fall under oil company anointing before the Pastor talk finish sef.. grin

"I see 4 people working in Abu Dhabi and Qatar".. Omo like 20 people don fall on top the 4 jobs.. One girl sef start to do like snake for ground.

"Sherimama Shoki Azonto Kiki ma. . I see employment letters entering people mail boxes. NNPC and Chevron letters.. Dated next week Tuesday. . I see it.. Yes Lord. . You are forever faithful. . Rabasaka kekerima. It's coming... its coming .. Yes Lord. ..." Omo like two guys start to do back flip. . Like half the crowd dey ground by now dey roll..

Next thing I hear na.. "O faith .. O ye of little faith.. The Lord says you must show faith that is even smaller than a mustard seed.. Think of your preferred salary and write it on a piece of paper now.. Something Extra miraculous is about to happen here.. Thank you Lord. ." Omo everybody wey dey ground don stand up sharply start to collect paper and pen from ushers.

Everybody dey write 500 thousand, 1 million.. 1.5 million a month, 5 million sef..

Na ehn pastor position the jerry can of olive oil come tell them to write their name and email on top.

Next thing we hear na; "The Lord says you should take a bold step of faith and pay your tithes now on this salary now and test him.. " all the ushers don show with P.O.S machine o.. "Go and borrow money and pay this tithe and wait for your miracle. . grin"


Omo.. I bust laff for where I dey.. How you wan pay tithe for 1 million naira salary wey
you never see? See as guys sad..




Till date, nobody don see one job exam invite talkless of work.. grin[/b]
Hehehehehe, *falls down from on top oga*...una no go kill me for nairaland, which one rabaska azonto again, lol
FoodRe: Garden Egg Stew. by Agrika: 12:42pm On Oct 05, 2014
Hmmm...pictures please...sounds intresting
EducationRe: Girl Bags 1st First-Class In Radiography At UNICAL by Agrika: 12:14pm On Oct 05, 2014
sexyseun:
IN THIS TYPE OF SOCIETY SOMEONE GOES AHEAD TO STUDY HOW TO REPAIR RADIO? EVEN AKANNI OUR RADIO TECHNICIAN IS BETTER THAN THIS GIRL angry NOW TELL ME WHAT TYPE OF JOB WILL SHE DO AS A RADIO GEH.. NONSENSE

NB: SHE LOOK LIKE OUR HOUSEMAID SEF huh
Jealousy go and die..

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