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ajapz:
loooool. Pls no kill me with laugh. God no dash Crayfish bend bt na condition make am bend. I don try make i bend her as God no dash am all bt she no gree. U knw the funny of the whole thing is, when u two r together, u talk, argue, play, fight( i no mean physical fight), reconcile, show luv and care, kiss and sex, sing dance together, tel stories and do some other crazy stuff. 90% of those tinz dy lack for the so calld beautiful damsel

Manage her, maybe she is shy

ajapz:
its nt about the money... This 1 i'm telling u, both socially and sexually she no join... I' m just there answering a guy with a very beautiful gf. I've done everything within my power to make her lively bt everything na error

Baba God no go dash am all na

Shadyswag:
And Mr Ibu!

Hehehehe, na u be him campaign manager? Abeg how I go apply for women leader

Most people won't understand what the o.p is saying or how she feels unless you have once been on the "that" side...the society is ruthless to single unmarried girls wey don "overipe" for marriage...u are basically reduced to more or less a second-class citizen, in your place of work, your junior married colleagues feel you should accord them more "respect" since dem wear ring u never wear...for family meeting u no get mouth talk, for ur neighbourhood na ur matter all those housewives and teenage girls wey never see life dey carry do evening gist etc...I have an aunt who got married at the age of 55! if she begin dey tell u her story u sef go begin dey cry...my advise to all the singles who want to get married (cos is nt everyone that is interested in the institution) is to embrace a positive attitude and always see the brighter side of life...the world didn't end because u didn't get married and it won't end even if u decide to marry tomorrow...people will always talk...if you do dem go say u do...if u no do dem go say why u no do...u can't please everybody....and another thing if only you know how most married women envy you eh...u go triple your inyanga...u have the liberty to dress as you please...travel to places u please..., study to what level you please etc...I dnt know about others but sometimes I feel this marriage issue is just over-rated...so my angels cheer up is not the end of the world.

sexzskil:
Thanks for d compliment, but u better find something useful to do with your time. Remember, life is a checkboard, your opponent is time, he doesn't tolerate indecision.

Hehehe, imagine u are advising ME on how to use my time, lol u are funny, ok na Madam I don hear ur advise...seems u are new on nl

jennykadry:
I tried to be nice when Coogar was making ''fun'' of her, I even rooted for her when she mentioned she is still a virgin until I saw through her old and wrinkled post. . Then I decided to derail the thread a little bit. Do you know how depressing this thread will be for the single ones with a good young heart unlike the OP who is .....let me comment my reservoir here and not complete that line. :X

I refuse to let this insecure OP further depress the good single ones. Where on earth are my yekini derailuway crew?

SHUT DA EFF UP, Wetin dey do u sef

coogar:
a picture says a thousand words. i have about 50 bachelor friends waiting to get hitched too. if you upload your pics here, you never know - your prayers might be answered right this moment.

i hope you are not a witch though.

Hehehehe,

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chiefinalowo:
There is no big deal in getting a second wife.
I have two and still eyeing the third one.
She knew four years after our wedding (No registry - everything is purely traditional)) that I would get another woman.
She never believed it until she met her at a function wearing the same dress we put on.
You know having SW and SE women under a roof is not easy, but I am in full control.
She moved in a month after and she is there till date.
They are well educated and the third one that I am eyeing now just finished her MSc.

Someone is talking about juju, forget that thing, I get am pass some Babalawos sef. I have cash to throw around to renew and to get new juju.
Only a lazy man will be afraid of a woman just because she is diabolical.

Is your first wife from SW or SE

sexzskil:
Seriously SMH! The world is marching on gallantly and some inferior Black Afrian youths are here wasting away their lives over a useless round object being kicked around fields. Smh There is nothing that can't be used to enslave Africans. My heart is bleeding! I wish i can just go there to wipe them off the surface of the earth. Look at Nigeria still in the mud, Boko Haram just recently slaughtered over 70 innocent souls for crying out loud, chaiiiiiiiiiiii! I see no future for the Black Race. What a shame!

Babe chill...this thread is comedy at its peak...*takes a look at her pro pic* clears throat...erm! babe u don marry my elder bros is available...chai! u three fine

nyabingi:
Mine is almost in her 32 wks, she amazes me with each pasing day she doesnt show most of the sick signs other pregnant women show like vomiting, too much sleep or swollen legs, I usually talk to my baby and most of the time I prophesy and speak God's words to the baby i also enjoy the leapings and movements the baby makes when i touch my wife's tommy, im expectant and praying she delivers like the Hebrew women Amen!

Awwwwwwww!

Hausa girls that can date and dribble 20 guyz....the only thing is that they are the most faithful after marriage

Hmm but in most cases I hv observed that is the men that want more kids

ibizgirl: I haven't tried it out but I am sure you can used a pot on a soucre of heat (gas, stove, electric burner)

Ok thanx dear

chiboy11: dat thunder no get part 2

Even if e get na pirated copy. Hehehe

Apart from using the oven, is there any local method one can use

EfemenaXY:

It's interesting reading the comments from most of the hardlined advocates vying for more men working with pre-schoolers (3 month olds - 2 years), who incidentally, aren't yet parents themselves.

All easier said than done sha. Afterall, at the end of the day, it's just words, innit?

Tell them!

Hehehehe....i too hate fish with passion...hmm...how I wish I look like mammywater

A lady should know how to cook but referring to any lady who can't cook as "irresponsible" is irresponsible in itself.

cococandy: If he works for one of those off shore companies,I'm aware that they always conduct HIV testing before and after every trip.
Or at least once in a year.

If you won't just take his word for it,
ask for the result and you have yours handy too. (He's supposed to give it to you before you even ask) but if he doesn't,ask for it.

But if he has never given you reason to doubt his fidelity,don't hound him.

Is not as if I don't trust him at least I know the man I married...is just that the rate at which these type of stories are "flying" about is becoming alarming...in my mum's hospital a man with 4 wives was recently diagnosed of having HIV...the illiterate wives are yet to find out...God Abeg oo protect ur children

God save am na Deola had it been na Nneka or Obianuju or Obiageli or Kamsiyochukwu...e for don become mortuary tinz

Age plays a major role...followed by a sedentary lifestyle....but me I prefer men with a little tummy...not papa Ajasco kinda tummy oo...but you know a little "something" to press and rub when u wan "press" that mumu button...lol

dayokanu: Everyone its always women having problems, when would FIL start their own wars?

And u think they dont...just that in most cases they do it with thier son-in-laws...and men by virtue of thier nature hardly voice out.

maclatunji: Women: what have we ever done to you that we have to be afraid of the mischief you will be up to as wives, mothers, sisters, daughters, professional colleagues etc. Why are your minds so fickle?

Ignore this post if it doesn't apply to you. I don't have the time for attitude today.

Hehehehehe

Funlorla: Hi, pls contact us for your souvenirs at affordable price. We deliver nationwide

Where are u based, wats ur contact address?

ALISMILE: but d one I don't wana marry has refused to leave my house!

Man up! and do the needful...no be ur house ni

Olajumokeibk: The youngest wife (so obvious she Is), Is she a loner ? She's not mixing up, folding her hands too often. Dunno if any one noticed or is it just me

She looks shy, like people go chop am

Mtcheww

But she fyn na