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Car TalkRe: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Agrika: 4:50pm On Oct 13, 2014
egesie:
same here, even pothole a blindman can see, ma mum will be like "see pothole ooo"...then when I reach 100kmph and above, ma mum will start speaking igbo, calling ma late dad's name n be like "Ifeanyi oo, see what u've taught ur son oo"
Speaking igbo kwa, hehehehehehehe
Car TalkRe: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Agrika: 4:47pm On Oct 13, 2014
junell:
I learnt from the most aggressive and quick tempered man: my dad. 2 days was all it took and I was already on Oshodi expressway with him as my tutor.
After much shouting from him and me crying severally, you can guess the kind of driver i turned out to be: Aggressively defensive!
My husband knows me too well that I must drag space even if it's 1 inch. So, he doesn't let me drive his car when am with him. cheesy cheesy
Hehehe...lucky you!
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia In Her Kitchen With Baby Olivia On Her Back (Pictures) by Agrika: 4:26pm On Oct 13, 2014
See correct African woman, Respect!
FamilyRe: Do People Marry Someone They Really Don't Love? by Agrika: 3:49pm On Oct 13, 2014
Lacomus:
Abeg who is this guy above me ? undecided
U mean u don't recognise him smiley
FamilyRe: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by Agrika: 2:15pm On Oct 13, 2014
MRbrownJAY:
bro, the only reason you are writing the above is because you are DESPERATE for toto, NOT because you are truly sorry for what you did or understand that it was wrong. i mean look at what you posted only yesterday on NL:



and yet you expect your wife to be sorry for your cheating self?! we all know what type of "friend" you are looking for.....
Busted!
FamilyRe: The Most Suitable Job For A Married Woman? by Agrika: 2:07pm On Oct 13, 2014
Go into Agriculture...you can stay at home and be chopping your money or better still find a teaching job, u know something you can just engage in for a few years before the kids become "independent"...so as to make ur C.V more attractive and impressive
FamilyRe: Do Twins Really Have Supernatural Powers? Share Your Experiences. by Agrika: 5:54pm On Oct 08, 2014
I don't really know but they kinda behave strangely, my immediate younger ones were twins...and growing up with them was hell
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 5:32pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Sincerely am sorry Aunty Agrika, sorry for going about on Nl insulting ladies and other people's wife and using the B-word on them AND most of all am sorry for bringing ridicule upon my mummy through my actions by making people believe I was brought up by a bunch of Orang-utans...am truly sorry, please forgive me cry cry cry(
Hmmm...ok hon, u are forgiven, go and sin no more...now run along grin grin cool
CelebritiesRe: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by Agrika: 4:53pm On Oct 08, 2014
This is so sad
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 4:46pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Mummy loves it when the dogs do her and Musa the gate man watches grin wink cool
cool shocked wink...Ewwwwww! Naughty Momma...hehehehe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Have Snakes Not Gone On Extinction? by Agrika(op): 4:43pm On Oct 08, 2014
borntobegr8t:
Am crazy and he knows it grin
FamilyRe: Man Ties Wife With Rope And Marched Her To Police Station. by Agrika: 4:34pm On Oct 08, 2014
cococandy:
What a wonderful husband.
Marry another wife on top of the one you already 10 chidlren with.
Then start selling of your lands(mortgage their future) and when first wife complains,tie her up and drag her to the police station grin grin grin

Where do they find these husbands? cheesy
From planet Umu mkpi! grin
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 4:30pm On Oct 08, 2014
Hehehehehehehe!
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 4:29pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Oloshi. undecided
Ur Mama's given pet name grin
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 4:22pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Bìtch, stop re-quoting me, I'm allergic to ugly girls.

Thank God you know you're ugly.

Foolish thing. angry
Am allergic to gorillas too,...by d way, why the so much emphasis on the word "ugly", boy u can do better than that na...anyway 4 ur info I don't need a low-life, broke-assss, narcistic, in-bred genetic fool to tell me whether am pretty or not, abi I resemble those ur small small romance section babes.
Assswipe!
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 4:11pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Ask your mother how many men she slept with?

Your ugly face can scare the hell out of little children.

Hermaphrodic sphinctre. Stùpid whöre. angry
Stupid whöre? Common honey u can do better than that, for ur info na for ur mama place we learn work ooo...hehehehe
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 4:10pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Ask your mother how many men she slept with?

Your ugly face can scare the hell out of little children.

Hermaphrodic sphinctre. Stùpid whöre. angry
Hahahahaha, please do me a favour and look at your pro pic for a minute and be sincere with yourself, who do you see, no lie ooo,...after you have done that go home and ask Mummy, why do you look like Musa the gateman, Effiong una houseboy and Obi the chemist across the street at the same time...just go and ask her, maybe she will open up to u who ur reall daddy(ies) are....hehehehe
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 4:05pm On Oct 08, 2014
Eh I gree say I ugly (wat do u expect from a so called logical-minded moofo) but at least look urself na...u resemble gorilla wey do bleaching (no be say na even expensive bleaching cream e use)
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 3:59pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
You had to bring my mother into it?

It shows how loose, senile and bitchy your miserable and stùpid life seems to be.

Ugly idìotic She-goat. undecided
Hehehehe....so e pain u eh..lol...don't worry when u get home, u ask her why she never brought you up well...
First genetic cross-breed of a human and goat, yep that's u...hehehe...
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 3:37pm On Oct 08, 2014
This one Mama go dey rejoice say she don born pikin, smh!
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 3:36pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Kai! How I wish I can insult ladies.
If I start with you, u'll cry I swear.
Boy bring it on!, seems u need to be flogged abi...
Wasted sperm!
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 3:28pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
yes, i'm a genetic fool and u're bìtch.

C her face like Ojuju calabar. sad
Hehehe...come to think of it...it takes one who was truly raised by a biitch to even recognise one...bastard son of a thousand fathers...logical mind indeed....as for my face looking lyk Ojuju Calabar...lol...why don't u take time and feed ur eyes...cos that's the best thing u will ever see
Remenant of a failed Abortion!
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 3:11pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
bìtch please. undecided
Hehehehe...genetic fool!
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 2:49pm On Oct 08, 2014
See fine asampete! Bad belle ppl no go gree her rest
FashionRe: Photo: MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi Looks Like A Man by Agrika: 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2014
Logicalmindy:
From saying she ain't 19years, to she's a transgender.

Why is the people leaving in this country so heartless and evilhuh
And u that refered to her as a "skinny biitch" is now what then, mother theresa
Logicalmindy:
She doesn't look like any man. Just skinny biitch. undecided
FamilyRe: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by Agrika: 1:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
Not really a big deal, most times I've seen the girl before him sef
FamilyRe: 6 Type Of Mother-in-law by Agrika: 10:38am On Oct 08, 2014
My mother-in-law is late, cry cry sad I never got to meet her, she died two years before I met my hubby
FashionRe: Woman Who Pimped Her Car With Human Hair.... Pics Inside by Agrika: 9:36am On Oct 08, 2014
Yuck!
CultureRe: Igbos Attention Needed Here For Enlightenment .... by Agrika: 7:18am On Oct 08, 2014
Am from Anambra too, but I think that is not true

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