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@ poster no mind dem jor, I can relate with you, personally I have this phobia for slim girls, when I say slim I mean the bony, bonga fish type of slim, girls like that can be extremely WICKED as in dem be Jezebel step pikin, most especially those types that can consume all the food in the world and still look like letter "I"

Lol! You couldnt blame the man, thats Beyonce for christsake!.....the mind is partially willing but the eyes are weak...

I know say thier head go don dey swell, lol, forget thier chauvinistic attitude and thier occsional harshness....Naija men are Angels compared to thier African counterparts....Up Naija men jor

So u just opened a new account on nairaland yesterday just to post this trash...smh!

Sadly...this is more spiritual than our scientists could ever admit...mine started as far back as 2007...it was so bizarre,...i have long cultivated the habit of waking up by 11pm and reading up to 3am...so i usually sleep around 3.30 am, now these "attacks" usually take place around this time, it was as if something was waiting for me to lie on the bed so that it could "prounce" me,..... It usually begins with a sound of a strong wind violently blowing in my ear, then followed by a sensation of being "dragged" out of ur body....most times i could be uttering "blood of Jesus!" holy ghost fire etc in my mind....the one that really sent the message home that this was not ordinary was the day i was sleep "paralysing" and i could swear by my grandfather's grave that someone or something was lying on top of me...i later slept and i dreamt i saw long dark fingers at the edge of my bed....and the worst thing of all was i came from a family who dont believe in the existense of "supernatural beings"...being staunch catholics they were only limited to thier hail marys and all that..failing to realise the power that lies within those prayers, if prayed in earnest and with purpose.....Sometimes i could stay upto an hour in bed, to observers i may look asleep but deep within me i was struggling to wake up, it got to an extent that i could wake up at night and become hysterical, shouting at no one in particular....to cut the over-long story short...i took praying the rosary and also prayed and read the Psalms at midnight, and the whole thing ceased, the last time such type of experience "nearly" occured again was last month, but i "commanded" it to stop #Nwa Jesus Tinz lol!# ....mind you i took up that iniative on my own, my parents were still doubtful about the existence of supernatural beings...until a family member was delivered from the marine and serpent kingdom...live in front of my Dad, he saw a young 18 year old girl speaking in an authoritative grand male voice...nobody tell am make him believe by force.....so my dear carry prayer pursue that ur paralysis, speak to your situation!

I have never slapped a man before, they are so many ways to deal with a man other than resulting to slaps....u can use psychology and reduce his ego to zero, you know work on his weakpoints, it maybe his looks, height, size, self-esteem or financial ability OR at most you grab his third leg and give it a brief but very tight squeeze him eye go clear by force......

@ ukpara ugo, do i look ugly to you?

^^^ Ahahahahaha!

He said "im a matured man, i dont feel threatened by all these small small wizzy wizzy boys"..... Need to hear his voice, the day he called and my younger brother picked...lol

"How small girl like this come take get big nyash like this" (My Aunt)

..my favourite hausa actor

...and the worst be say d pouting ma no fit dem

Gyneoid...the upper and lower parts of my body seem to have been contributed by two(2) seperate individuals

What of GEJ, Buhari, Charlie boy...are they not celebrities

Here we go again

Mtcheww!

22-23, by the end of this year, God's willing

Love is a fraud, Q.E.D

Smart and know book wella

Aug 10, present

Proud 'Augustina'( Aug 10) representing, we lead they follow

^^^ thanks noted

Nice write-up poster but you have to realise that just as our faces are different so is our character, nobody was created to be perfect, we all have our flaws,....career (academic) woman am partially guilty lol!

....we met through a relative of his, getting married soon...

I just love this guy i cant say why

If by chance i come upon an Ak-47 i will first of all shoot each and everyone of those neighbours on the head, how e go take concern una but papa Bose pikin don carry belle e go concern u, Musa don marry another wife e go concern you, Sis. Martha never marry e go concern you, Mama Chidi dey flirt around e go concern you,....the list goes on, useless things wey no suppose concern you u go carry am put for head but the maltreatment of a young girl is none of your bussiness

Isi gini?

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