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If you are the one O.p then take heart because you are a good man with a good heart, shlt happens, take heart and move on, is more or less like a blessing in disguise. |
@ lynpetra, hahaha *falls down from luxurious bus*......and i thought i was cruel |
@ Donalð Genes i never said so |
50:50 na draw, nobody lose nobody gain |
Knock knock hope am allowed in, i want to ask is there any way i can manipulate myself to give birth to triplets e.g through fertility drugs, special diet etc |
Who are they? |
Proudly anambra |
Jesus, please am on bended knees cant u extend the deadline, my phone was faulty got d msg late |
Sounds familar |
@ annie2gud or whatever you call urself...u need a brain transplant as soon as possible |
1. She will be like "This cloth does not fit me anymore, its tight i think am getting fat, and the guy will open his sabi sabi mouth and confirm, "yes o me sef don dey notice am e be like say u don dey add, upon all ur dieting bla bla" lol u don buy market, who ask u as if she no know before 2. She will be like do you know that my friend Sandra, yes that tall one, ok, i "heard" she is doing her intoduction this saturday, she looks at you no response, after some minutes, she will say " do u know Jennifer, that fat one that is dark, well the date of her traditional wedding has been fixed o...... Lol, you dont need a magician to tell you what she wants you to give her. |
He is human afterall, hallelujah! |
You only protect what you love....and as a fellow man he knows whatsupp same way mothers "over-protect" thier sons |
I think only you can help yourself, u need to ask urself what really do you want; are u after her looks or after her personality, i know of a woman who was so blessed with a "good" body that after 3 kids she still dey gv us wey be omoge competition sef, whenever she is with her hubby he looks like her Dad, and guess what the man is just 3 years older than her, Personally i will advice you to look at her older female family members,most especially her mum and at how well they age, my mum looks young for age, infact before my elder sis got married physically she even looks older than my mum but as soon as she started giving birth...all those excess babyish fat began to disappear, being the carbon copy of my mum, she is beginning to take after her "ever-young" features. |
Im an extremely private and self-conscious person whenever i sit in the front i feel as though the whole church is staring at me and trust me they are, my height,bulk and complexion fails to even help matters...thats why i prefer staying at the back i.e the last sit to be precise sef....its more "obscure" |
Not this time am begining to enjoy d strike |
If i dont wash his boxers who will? |
Im definately in, hope am not too late |
@ sanniemoe, i had to restrain myself from insulting the daylights out of you when i first read your post, for your information due to the predominant catholic presence in igbo land, divorce is more or less seen as a taboo, the traditional religion abhors it sef thats why a typical igbo woman will rather "endure" whatever kind of character being displayed by her hubby than to leave the marriage, as for your claim to infidelity, hmmm i wont even answer you untill you tell us what tribe you are from?.....and by the way the last time i checked most igbo girls dont like marrying non-igbo men. |
As a typical igbo babe, an Anambra babe to be precise sef....i dont see any reason why i will marry someone outside my tribe, cause igbo men are complete through and through...they have got the looks, are caring enough, enterprising,romantic, industrious etc ...in short just name it they have it all...so why go to sokoto to look for what is already inside my shokoto |
Oooooh! Haba Mal. Zubby mai ne masalan ka! Dan allah ka yi sauri ka zo ka cigaba da labarin, ba ni da mb fa....# sipping fura da nono in champagne glass# |
Miss Pearshape |
Dan! Dan! Dan...Sindel vs Meeleenah |
What manner of man is Zubby...hallelujah 2x ....he jokes with area boys...hallelujah! .....he takes Lagos census on his own...hallelujah! ........what manner of man is ozoigbondu hallelujah.. |
Ah ah finally im on the last page |
Chai! of all the names in the world, why must it be Chinelo, thats my sis name, two cousins of mine bear that name, my aunt bears it...in short that name is more or less like a family name....and this learner of a girl wan come spoil am... |
Ozoigbondu 1 of Nairaland |
@ poster please re-edit this post and remove the names you added including yours, this is nigeria and its not safe...from your diary i already know who u are even refering to. |
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