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PoliticsRe: Let Us Stop The Harrassment Of Women In FCT, Abuja. by Agrika: 4:24pm On Oct 17, 2012
Hmmm its about time
Music/RadioRe: D’banj Named Best-African Act At MTV Europe Music Awards 2012 by Agrika: 8:34pm On Oct 16, 2012
Hmmm! The "illuminated" ones.....
Jokes EtcRe: A Must Laugh Joke by Agrika: 8:23pm On Oct 16, 2012
Lol
FamilyRe: Help!!! My Friends Wife To Be Is From ALUU Village by Agrika: 8:21pm On Oct 16, 2012
Hahaha Marry her now dont judge a book by its cover
RomanceRe: Strictly Ladies!!! by Agrika: 4:35pm On Oct 16, 2012
U forgot to add; buy a dog chain for yourself and a name tag with the word "slave" on it.
RomanceRe: Fat, Slim, Not Too Fat But Not Slim Guys, Which Do Girls Prefer And Why? by Agrika: 3:30pm On Oct 02, 2012
I love huge men, i dont need a broomstick jare
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by Agrika: 3:20pm On Oct 02, 2012
Yes i have
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by Agrika: 11:51am On Oct 01, 2012
@op after all that is said and done, i have to be candid with you dear hit the gym and loose all that excess fat, trust me am not all those skinny health nuts or what have you but a former "Big Babe" too, is through God created us the way we are but we made ourselves the way we are, cos there is something about self esteem, you can wear all the most expensive clothes and shoes, dress in the most recent fashion but if you have not convinced yourself that you are beautiful and O.k then nobody or nothing will do so
shed a few pounds and be the best versions of "u" that you can be
RomanceRe: Your Skin Complexion Affects Who You Fall In Love With by Agrika: 9:29am On Sep 20, 2012
I totally agree with d poster sha, fair guyz hardly get my attention
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday To Mercy Johnson by Agrika: 8:25pm On Aug 28, 2012
Happy birthday to her smiley

Today's also my dog's birthday. He's 4. Birthday pals lol
meaning?
FamilyRe: Where Did Our Daughters Learn To Be Materialistic? by Agrika: 10:26am On Aug 15, 2012
It is true women of nowadays are highly materalistic, but i blame it on the men, most men want to hangout with the big gals in town with expensive taste and current in fashion, a simple, humble, modest gal is simply 'below' thier level
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are You Addicted To? by Agrika: 12:07pm On Aug 09, 2012
Addicted to life
RomanceRe: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by Agrika: 4:48pm On Aug 08, 2012
His height. He must be taller than me
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Pray For Your Future Spouse ( Wife/husband)? by Agrika: 3:58pm On Aug 08, 2012
Yep! It goes like dis , dear lord make me appear gorilla ugly in d sight of any man wey no be my hubby
EventsRe: Your Ideal Wedding Colors by Agrika: 2:42pm On Jul 25, 2012
Army Green and lemon
CelebritiesRe: New Pictures Of Tonto Dike by Agrika: 1:16am On Jul 24, 2012
Hmm fine girl no pimples, even if e dey na just small dey
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of Kaduna Bomblast/Reprisals: How Are You Holding Up ? by Agrika: 10:14am On Jun 20, 2012
Has anyone ever thought about the innocent ones on both sides sure as there are innocent christians so will there be innocent muslims that had nothing to do with the attack, you can hack an innocent achaba man who is his family's source of livelihood whose only crime was being at the wrong place at the wrong time
Revenge is a Vicious circle
FashionRe: Should Tall Girls Wear High Heels? by Agrika: 9:46am On Jun 20, 2012
Infact!! I even like her keeping her heels on during sex.. Makes her fhuck like a IndecentStar!! cool

Short girls in heels are just like fat people in bikinis... https://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/april/fat/funny-fat-gigantic14.jpg

Epic FAIL...[/quote]
Spirit of Okija: Infact!! I even like her keeping her heels on during sex.. Makes her fhuck like a IndecentStar!! cool

Short girls in heels are just like fat people in bikinis... https://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/april/fat/funny-fat-gigantic14.jpg

Epic FAIL...
[quote author=Spirit of Okija]Infact!! I even like her keeping her heels on during sex.. Makes her fhuck like a IndecentStar!! cool

Short girls in heels are just like fat people in bikinis... https://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/april/fat/funny-fat-gigantic14.jpg

mama!
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by Agrika: 12:49pm On Jun 16, 2012
1. My mum told me that she bought my newborn baby sis from the market with lots of 50 naira
2. I once asked my dad if i could get toilet paper to wipe a nanny goat that was defaecating
RomanceRe: Whats Your Relationship/dating Status? by Agrika: 5:14pm On Jun 15, 2012
1 will soo be going to convent school
RomanceRe: Help Me Focus by Agrika: 8:48pm On Jun 14, 2012
Lets hear the whole story at least from your side first
RomanceRe: You Know She Is The One... by Agrika: 3:05pm On Jun 13, 2012
[quote author=Vikin]You know she is the one when she gets PREGNANT for YOU! undecided undecided

[sub]Whether u like it or not!
Ha ha
Jokes EtcRe: The Iboman And The Priest by Agrika: 12:40pm On Jun 06, 2012
Ha ha ha see wise man
RomanceRe: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by Agrika: 4:13pm On Jun 01, 2012
@ op u think u re dat young at 23 so many gals have had jeeps stopping for them since the tender age of 16 and they have not gone BBC to broadcast it, if this guy was such a big temptation i wonder who you use to stop for before you repented probably keke
RomanceRe: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by Agrika: 4:01pm On Jun 01, 2012
@23 dis gal is opening a thread talking about wot exactly? Na2day! so if buggati stop for u wetin u go do? open website to discuss ur experience abi? SMH![/quote]
Idowuogbo: na wa o!

@23 dis gal is opening a thread talking about wot exactly? Na2day! so if buggati stop for u wetin u go do? open website to discuss ur experience abi? SMH!
[quote author=Idowuogbo]na wa o!

@23 dis gal is opening a thread talking about wot exactly? Na2day! so if buggati stop for u wetin u go do? open website to discuss ur experience abi? SMH!
I tire o!
PoliticsRe: Why I Wept Openly For Nigeria – Buhari by Agrika: 3:44pm On Jun 01, 2012
See who is claiming to be a saint the same person who said "muslims should vote for muslims and christians should vote for christians", The same person who turned a deaf ear when numerous corpers and christians were being slaughtered like rams up here in the north simply because of a statement that he made after the presidential elections in 2011
I wont really be suprised if he has any links to BH since the people suspected of sponsoring them are GEJ's enemies he too is a confirmed enemy of him so the Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend
RomanceRe: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Agrika: 10:05pm On May 28, 2012
Very romantic set of peoples shocked
They are always ready to do 'the thing', shege!
They give massage
Pluck fresh flowers every morning
Wrestle killer bees bare-chested just to get a spoon of honey for her tea
Wash her bra and panties, even iron socks!!!
Sing love songs with a big smile, their toothless gums exposed
Grow weed in the kitchen

Hmmm! if you haven't dated one before do so now. I know say you dey eye dem for that jail cell wey you dey. Dem go doo ur yansh tire, u no say u like am
lol naughty gal
Christianity EtcRe: Idol Worship In Today's World by Agrika: 5:39pm On May 25, 2012
Hmmm!

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