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RomanceRe: Russian Teacher & Girlfriend Drown In Lake While Having Sex Inside Car (Photos) by agrovick(m): 11:02am On Jun 21, 2017
Moral of the story, park your ride far away from a river side before enjoyment will kill you.

Use your head
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu And Beverly Naya Twin Beautifully In Matching Dashiki Attires by agrovick(m): 10:55am On Jun 21, 2017
Beverly Naya o! See as she is looking ripe like matured watermelon
Choi, I like this girl scarra
EducationRe: OAU Students Union President Denies The Purchase Of Bus With 3millon Naira by agrovick(m): 5:14pm On Jun 20, 2017
This one thinks he is fooling us, because I wonder how difficult it is to state the amount paid for the bus instead of throwing us on a merry go round like a midfield maestro.

Wehdone sir
RomanceRe: Fabregas Had An Erection While Kissing Girlfriend - See John Terry's Reaction by agrovick(m): 3:02pm On Jun 20, 2017
See as the lady fine scatter.

I hope Terry is not thinking what I'm thinking, Wayne Bridge's saga is still fresh in my memory.
FamilyRe: Man To Pay N800,000 To Marry Dead Woman As Wife by agrovick(m): 2:39pm On Jun 20, 2017
Isn't this greed? I understand this is tradition and it must be respected but then 800k is quite on the high side.
RomanceRe: Promiscuity Of Some Single Moms by agrovick(m): 9:20am On Jun 20, 2017
frenzyduchess:
wisley said, hypocritical Nigerians combined with nigerian men who lack sense of responsibility
Of course, blame it on the men.

I wonder how difficult is it to insist on the use of protection else no gbenshing.

The moment we all start taking responsibilities for our actions and inactions the better for everyone.

And oh, the fact that they roll with irresponsible Nigerian men shows their sound sense of judgement
RomanceRe: Controversial New S*x Position Men Are Refusing To Try Out by agrovick(m): 7:07pm On Jun 19, 2017
Penile fracture is real
RomanceRe: Ladies In Red Storm Lagos Streets (Photos) by agrovick(m): 6:54pm On Jun 19, 2017
When watery sh.it hold them, dem go coordinate.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by agrovick(m): 6:46pm On Jun 19, 2017
Nchabuomo:
No useful leads on accommodation yet. It's becoming distressful. Please can anyone who stays around the area comment.And is the venue close to surulere? Thanks
Check the previous 2 pages, someone posted a bit about using Jumia's link to book a hotel.

I didn't try it out, so I can't give a concrete response.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by agrovick(m): 9:56am On Jun 17, 2017
Seconsol92:
Go there and explain yourself ..u will be allowed to do the interview.. Did mine with statement of result in lagos
Interesting, As mentioned in my previous post 'I learnt' so it wasn't a first hand experience.

If the guy can get a letter from his school, I will advise he does that so he can be on the safe side. I believe the whole bouncing thing is dependent on the personnel on ground for credentials checking.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by agrovick(m): 7:14am On Jun 17, 2017
oluswaggz:
please do you think a notification of result will be accepted at the second stage because when I went for the test they told me I should try and get the original certificate when coming for the next stage. But my school is yet to issue for our set. Do u think I can be pardoned?
Do try and get the original, if it's not available you can get a letter from your school as a form of backing. I learnt a lass was bounced in my group because she had statement of result instead of the certificate
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red Handed Cheating....... Chai by agrovick(m): 4:13pm On Jun 16, 2017
Moral of the story, always delete your voice notes.
RomanceRe: This Village Pre-wedding Photoshoot Is So Unique And Imaginative by agrovick(m): 1:16pm On Jun 16, 2017
Dude needs to hit the gym ASAP
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by agrovick(m): 1:03pm On Jun 16, 2017
You guys fell my hand, I was expecting blood everywhere on my return to the thread not this relative sense of sanity. gringringrin
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by agrovick(m): 1:52pm On Jun 14, 2017
princefunmmy:
From all the comments I've read so far, you seem to make sense.. Marriage is not a man thing, its a man and woman, both must contribute in all ways to the future of the kids. I assure you a family that both of them makes 100k jointly will do better than a family where the man earns 250k and the woman contributes little or nothing
.. The ladies we have today are just so unproductive and do not prepare themselves to be a perfect "help meet"...
Too much Singular pronoun"my man" "the man" "my future husband" what about the womanhuh
Why say I want a man who has a car, house,30 billion in his account?? Why not say, I want a man that we will have a car, have a mansion, have 30billion in our account? It should be "we" not just "He" alone
This is another important issue, any man who decides to marry a lady with this mindset is most likely to die young grin
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by agrovick(m): 1:49pm On Jun 14, 2017
tosyne2much:
You don't need to earn 100k per month before you start up your family bro. Do you even know that an average married man in Nigeria earns less than 50k and some of them are living fine with their families, so why should you be using your own standard to make a generalization of all men?
I believe the bold is where my issh lies; I'm using my own standard but then you and I know an income of less than 50k for a family of 4 or 5 is the starter pack for frustration.

Even married men often say that all you need to start up your family is steady income, so i don't know why you're using 100k+ monthly income to base your judgement. No matter what you say bro, people will always marry regardless of their monthly income. I just want you to know that our standard and preference differs.

This article is very easy to comprehend and I don't know why many of you don't seem to get the message at all.

The summary of the article is "never despise little beginning"
Yes people will always marry and engender kids but I believe family life is all about been responsible and been able to provide and provide adequately for the kids you've chosen to bring into the world.

I get the idea of not despising little beginning; I'm only adding that we should use our heads less we become a standard for mediocrity.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 3 Months Internship Or Yahoo Business by agrovick(m): 12:12am On Jun 14, 2017
Crime doesn't pay, that's all I'm gonna say
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by agrovick(m): 11:54pm On Jun 13, 2017
tosyne2much:
I don't really agree with you.. What perpetual penury are you talking about? That the write-up encourages people never to hesitate to start up their own family in a little ways, if those dream houses and millions fail to come as planned?
Starting a family is not something you should do simply because you feel like doing it or because the society see it as something you should do.

You should only start a family when you know you have the required tools (sticking with the financial aspect).

Imagine a couple who earns 100k combined monthly and then decide to start a family because they want to start in little ways. 3 kids along the line and with other responsibilities; how are they gonna cope with enrolling those kids in good schools, providing them with the necessary materials such that the kids can compete with their peers?
RomanceRe: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by agrovick(m): 11:44pm On Jun 13, 2017
MasterRahl:
I spotted tosyne2much, the 10 rules guy viewing this thread. I wonder why he hasn't commented. I even forgot to screengrab him. grin

Now back to the matter at hand:
Every decision we make in life will either make or mar our future. The streets of Nigeria is filled with innocent children hawking bananas and groundnuts because two lovebirds failed to think twice before jumping into the murky waters of marriage.
In the school where my mum works, a child of Primary 1 pays a whooping N65,500 for tuition alone. If you want the best life for your children, I'll advise you make it first before marriage. If you want them to go to schools where children sit on the floor to learn, e concern you.
Marriage no be beans.
This is the gospel truth, every time I see an underage hawker I shed a silent tear. This is because this children never asked to be brought to suffer and considering we live in a competitive world; these kids are already been set up for a life of misery, discontentment because they simply are not equipped with the tools to compete with their privileged mates and this vicious cycle continues.

If you know you are a seks machine and you are not buoyant enough to raise kids, use protection or tie your gonads or something.

As for the Op, tell your fictitious uncle to eat sh.it grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by agrovick(m): 11:04pm On Jun 13, 2017
dopeJemi:
That was when the Europa league had no connection with the premier league
Abi champions League.

We go still hold MOANrinho to hin words sha, cos nobody send am go yarn opaks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by agrovick(m): 7:56pm On Jun 13, 2017
dopeJemi:
shey the plate is in your kitchen?

okay, man united= 2 trophies

Chelsea= 1 trophy

what next
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says winning the Europa League would be a "big disappointment" - only a few months after rival Rafael Benitez guided the Blues to victory in the tournament.
That sums up the importance of one of the 2 trophies
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by agrovick(m): 7:26pm On Jun 13, 2017
dopeJemi:
how far

man united= 3 trophies
chelshit= 1 trophy = Leicester city

4-0= null and void= useless
Nawa o! plate that is awarded for a match seen has dress rehearsal for the season is now a trophy to be given cognizance.

Wehdone sir
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Think Girls Are Whores? by agrovick(m): 10:58am On Jun 11, 2017
Any girl who wants to sleep around should do so and stop guilt tripping us.
Your body go tell you undecided
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Former Classmate At The University Of Abuja (pics) by agrovick(m): 10:47am On Jun 11, 2017
Which kain wahala be this?

All these romantic whatever put ideas into these lasses heads and they expect their men to come up with something as good if not betterhuh
RomanceRe: Ladies! Can You Buy A Car For Your Boyfriend? See Hilarious Replies by agrovick(m): 10:52pm On Jun 10, 2017
Hypocrites! Just check the comments, with majority claiming they can only buy for their husbands. Yet they open that gutter called mouth to call boys broke for not meeting their needs when it's still a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.

Spits
RomanceRe: Dont Know It To Ask For Forgiveness From My Ex (advise Needed Urgently) by agrovick(m): 3:27pm On Jun 10, 2017
Smh, Move on with your dignity intact.
If you were to be my younger bro or friend, I would have flogged you silly
RomanceRe: Nawa Oh! See Wat Girls Are Now Posting On Facebook!(photo) by agrovick(m): 10:26pm On Jun 09, 2017
Cane would have solved this nonsense
RomanceRe: Please I Need A Serious Advice. If U Were In My Shoe What Will You Do? by agrovick(m): 10:55pm On Jun 08, 2017
Op stop getting worked up over a lass who is not worth the fight. As a floor member of the National Association of chop and clean mouth, I've got this for you.

1) Pick her calls, agree to a meet up or whatever she suggests. When she begs, do small yanga and accept her apology

2) Start looking for your plan A, cos in her books you are a plan B so you also need to put her in a back up position. Even if you can't seem to get a plan A, never forget she is a back up option.

3) At this point you need to mess up her life, if you foolishly agreed to a no sex relationship, now is the time for a change. Fukc her silly, whatever styles you can think of should be practiced on her.

Since she has decided to be a hoe, a hoe should be treated as one
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by agrovick(m): 10:40pm On Jun 08, 2017
agrovick:
I'm thinking you didn't follow the method I listed earlier, you need to make use of your access code in order to be able to have practice questions that you can watch after taking it.

Copy the access code in your mail invite.

Open the hirevue app, and paste the code.

Once you paste the code, you will see two options; begin interview and sample interview

Click begin interview and follow the instructions till you get to a point where you have practice and I'm ready

Click on practice, to practice for as long as you like.

If you are ready to rumble, click I'm ready and the real questions will come along.
For those having issues with voiceless recordings, follow the steps in the quoted post.

cc tee24
RomanceRe: A Broke Guy Has No Right To Have An Erection. by agrovick(m): 10:16pm On Jun 08, 2017
loswhite:
When u see your father tell him to work hard...poverty mentality
NaeChris:
Na joblessnes make you type this crap. No go find work and upgrade your life, dey there deyy wait for a man to put food inside your mouth.
loswhite:
When u see your father tell him to work hard...poverty mentality

CrimeRe: Bus Conductor And Passenger Fight In A Gutter Over Change In Lagos (pic/video) by agrovick(m): 8:31pm On Jun 08, 2017
Lagos = madhouse
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by agrovick(m): 11:22am On Jun 07, 2017
AlexCk:
Trust me bruv,

It's just plainly on achievements, the questions.
In fact, they will tell u b4 starting, and the good thing is, u have 30sec to prepare an answer, and 3 minutes to answer, so, u can do that in 2mins, then use the extra 1mins & 30secs to think well.


Good luck to all,

I used my phone, oboi, see me on tie and boxers na. grin grin
@bold

Correct guy, that's how we roll grin

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