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grad2012:
The breast,the neck,the hips and the back, those four places are very strong.

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

Sempumping:
Abuja

LaurelP:
Help your fellow guys too, not just her becos she's a woman. I see numerous guys here looking for job yet u don't ask them these questions nor show the slightest pity.

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

missbronzy:
I don grow ooo, but I never bad

sexynabila:
If he is a barber, so? Who are u ?

missbronzy:
Put it into good use. Use your sex drive to make money. fцck for money. advertise

SmoothCruiz:
Let me start with this:

If you're a gold-digging oppurtunistic leech, don't date a Nigerian man. We will find you out. It's not a one-off that an 18-year-old Nigerian boy can con a 56-year-old British professor. WE ARE WORLD-FAMOUS FOR BEING SMART.

Of course, the thieving Nigerian girls wouldn't want smart Nigerian men. We'd screw you girls and pass you on to our friends when we discover you're unfaithful.

Who wants a woman who's always at the receiving end of favours? Nigerian women always beg for favours!

When was the last time you visited your boyfriend, do his laundry then prepare him a meal with YOUR OWN MONEY? You can't remember? I thought as much.

How many girls on this thread bought the phones they're using with their OWN money? The fake wigs? The eyelashes? Heck! You even beg to purchase sanitary pads.


The average Chinese and American girl starts getting wages for job done from age 13. She babysits, runs errands, sort out groceries... Anything.

Nigerian girls? They sit on their lazy, buttpadded behinds!

The average Nigerian girl fantasizes about Marriage from age 16. No, it's not because she's romantic or homely. It's because she wants a man who'd take care of her financial needs while she brings only her unshaved _vagina to the table.


Oops! Bad for them, my Nigerian brothers are getting wiser.

Until you girls learn to be homely, loving and stoic like our mothers past, we'd continue to play and prey on you.

You guessed right- IT'S A MAN'S WORLD.


Cry us a river!

vizkiz:
please can you show me the part where I typed "a lady should spend cash on me"

I only typed about a man not being the only one responsible for all the bills. Sighs... You have a low IQ

vizkiz:
this is one of the dumbest thread I have come across on nairaland

Still waiting to meet that person that started the idea that guys are the only one to do the spending in a relationship.

It is suppose to be a relationship not a meal ticket or a source of income... Nigerian women makes me sick sometimes

*modified*
Nigeria has a very long way to go if we keep think as shallow as this...you saying students shouldn't fall in love, but you have been opening your legs for men ever since you were in ss1

Abeg Who is fooling who





It is obvious this thread was channelled to insult male undergraduates...by hoes who run after sugar daddies... Any mod that delete my post go fall inside well before 8pm

Jadekitana:
I know some people would come out and say Jade has smoked her morning weed but like it or not a serious relationship isn't meant for students.

Imagine an average student who still depends on his parents for pocket money to buy handout talking about love, what do you understand by love? This generation has birthed people who now prefer actions to shakespare tales.

Your folks send you 5k to buy handouts,that money also includes pocket money to buy beans and t-fair, now tell me where does expenses for your so called babe come in? Oh u didn't think she would ask for recharge card right? She's always looking pretty and yours is to compliment not knowing those weekends she sneaks out is to go see her real boyfriend while you claiming love. After deceiving you, you rush here to create threads "the b.itch asked for recharge card,am I her father"

You think the scholars don't know what they are doing by not having relationships until after landing that chevron job? Girls are not smiling these days,its the hard truth. She would stick to you when she isn't yet exposed but once that exposure comes due to friends or peer pressure forget it! Love is a game don't be deceived,the highest bidder gets it all,while you are cursing and swearing she's having fun.

Cut your coat according to your size! Your wives are still in secondary school not the babes you are parading presently. If u ain't from affluent homes, not a yahoo boy, not into any business while schooling, you have no business having a serious relationship! You can have friends with benefits or flings as far as you play your game well.

80percent of relationships don't work after graduation, your so called bae may see a better bae and flee because time isn't on her side,stop wasting your emotions on fruitless relationships that would end at the gate. Read very well, f.uck that bff and come out with excellent grades, thank me later! I'm tired of seeing heartbroken childish threads from broke guys complaining about cheating girlfriends when you ain't worthy of having one the first place.

PS: the smart ones would see some truth here, the dumb ones would come here defending their naivety.

doomsdayII:
Sometime last year, I fell prey to my friend's girlfriend who came from enugu to visit his boyfriend who happens to be my best bud and colleague, whilst at work, she (christine) was welcomed at home with the sight of another woman (tope) and hell visited earth.
Earlier that day, my friend already called tope from work and told her what's she's expecting to see and told her to keep her cool till he's back but didn't inform Christine of the impending surprise. Tope much matured can handle it than Christine.
Things didn't go as hoped even though he expected it. So he told me to accompany him home so together, we could contain the fire. Truth be told, few metres from his house, we could hear the commotion. We tried to contain it..... tope was tearing the whole place down with uncivil words, Christine was welcoming her challenge even though she swore never to pass the night in his house. Tried a couple of minutes, didn't work so my friend begged me to take her home. We managed to calm Christine but tope was all on fire.
She complained so much at my place that she swore till she goes back, she won't go to my friends place even though I stopped her from going back there to carry all the igbo food she brought for him. Eventually, she calmed finally and felt at home but her temptation.
She's a sexy fair lady who loves being on bumper-mini skirts at all times because that's better than her pink and white nightgowns which is so transparent you definitely will see her whole boobs and pants stuff that always makes me grow few inches long.
1st night, I told her to sleep in my room and I'll take the other room but it only worked for one night cos the following night, she told me she's not used to sleeping alone hence, we shared a bed from that night but I never touched her cos 3 days after, I did 2 things that made her completely shut the doors at me.
At work, I had called my 1 girlfriend ago and told her everything and I needed her first aid of which she obliged by going home to wait for me. Then I spoke with my bud to follow me home and talk to her about her dressing in another man's house. And changes immediately took place from that night as she started wearing Jean to bed and by daytime.
4 days later, she travelled back and till today, my bud still thinks I slept with her at least once in her one week stay.
Now Imagine this lady as your house help, sisters friend, sister-in-law, brother's girlfriend, even friend's girlfriend, what would you have yourself do?

Pinkiedearie:
Some na that time dey go know say dem wan piss.

Adaeze003:
The African type marriage is just scary... sheesh...


Note that I really didn't want to quote you...

Anyhoo... you do know you're still sleeping on a pole right

It's funny how you guys carry the submission thing on your head but when someone implies that submitting to a man is master-slave you guys start looking for ways to soften it up. The man can bring in who the hell ever to stay with them but the wife must get his approval when she will be the one to basically take care of the guest? She has no say and can't object to whatever "final decision" the said husband makes? And the marriage is a union and not slavery?

Oh well... good luck to ya wife sha.

And try and wake up from that pole before you'll be forming head and end up beheading the family...

ShitHead:
Buy her pusssy transformer...so the husband go enjoy what he paid for which u don already expand.

evegran:
Well, I stare at guys sometimes. Usually if;

1, He looks extremely clean and neat. I'd stare because I'm impressed.

2, He has a bulge in his trousers which automatically forces me to imagine the size of his stick.

3, He looks familiar...

Let me add, I rarely stare.

alorax2:
Maybe u resemble person wey she know. As for me weda u fyn or not I no go stare because its rude

alberson:
.I Caught My Best Friend And Best Man With My Wife Two Weeks To Our Wedding.

I walked into the room and met my best man making love to my wife
I met Charles on campus. I was in my first year in the university. I had just resumed and was trying to grapple with the demand of university life. One morning I had gone to the cafeteria. While paying for my food, I ran into a young handsome looking guy and we ended striking an acquaintance.
I later found out that we are both in the same department. From then we became friends. In the second year, we ended up being roommates. Our friendship grew from there. We were like brothers. We helped one another in our studies. We looked out for one another. In fact many people on campus thought we were brothers. Charles was a great guy. He was handsome tall and good looking. In fact in our third year on campus, he entered the Mr. Campus contest and won.
That made him become very popular. He was especially popular with the girls. They loved. In fact the attention was so much at a time that he lost focus and his grades suffered.
There were just too many babes jostling for his attention. In our fourth year, Charles had become very used to the attention that it meant nothing to him again. Our association blossomed.
As his fame grew, I became his manager when he attended shows. He also worked as the Master of Ceremony at school events. I was the calmer guy. I made sure I kept my head so I could put my best friend in check. At last we graduated and our parents, who had become friends because of our association, came to celebrate with us. When we left school, we continued our friendship.
We got jobs in two blue chip companies. We also continue to date our campus sweet hearts. Charles and I met our future partners at a departmental event on campus in our second year in the university.
They were both in another department. But we had continued the relationship even when Charles derailed and become way ward. I convinced his girlfriend not to give up on him. Eventually we all graduated and our relationship continued. After about two years of working I proposed to my fiancee. I did not want to waste any more time. But something bad happened to Charles relationship with Adaeze, She had caught him again cheating and had decided to call it quits despite all my pleading. Charles was left to spend more time in my place as he complained of boredom. Adaeze doesn’t come to keep him company again. She had left the relationship for good. I was sorry for my friend. But how many times will I keep interceding on his behalf? Charles now practically was living with me. He also became close to my woman. Gradually I discovered they were both unusually close. When I am at work, they will call me they went out together as Charles had been on leave from work. I noticed their relationship became closer.
But I still thought nothing of it. Many times, I my wife to be will stay glued to her phone chatting. I never thought nothing of it as she could be chatting with her sister s and friends. As the days turned into months, we began the planning for my wedding. Naturally, Charles became the choice for my best man. I had pacified my brother who returned from the United States that I and Charles had gone way back since our campus days. The day of the wedding was set. I was also so busy that I did not notice the change in my fianceé body language. Every time I asked for romance, she was always reluctant and unresponsive. I had thought then that she was reserving her body until we get married. One day, instead of calling my name, she mentioned Charles. Well, I did not get angry because I and Charles are like blood brothers.
About two weeks to our wedding, I had gone to the office to retrieve my computer as I had been granted leave to prepared for the weeding. Charles was home and busy with preparations as usual. I returned home an hour short of when I told my fiancée I would returned.
I parked the car outside our gate as someone had already taken my parking space.I walked the distance to the house. The entire place was silent. I called out but no one answered. I climbed the staircase, and as I made to enter my room, I heard an unusual noise from the guest room. I went to the door and listen.
The noise was a moan of pleasure from an excited lady whose voice sounded like my wife. Why they refused to lock the door is what I can still not decipher. But according to the saying, every day for the thief, one day for the owner.
I pushed open the door and met my best friend, my best man for my wedding on top of my wife. They were both Unclad as they made love furiously. I shouted Charles name and became unconscious. I later found myself in the hospital. My cheating wife was at my bed side but Charles was nowhere in to be found.
He had packed all his things and absconded. I cried profusely as I looked at my wife. When my parents and sisters came into the hospital, I could not reveal to them what brought me to the hospital. I only lied to them that I was stressed out because of the wedding preparations. When they asked for Charles, I could not give any sufficient explanation and I could not tell them that he had been sleeping with my wife to be behind me. I was discharged from the hospital and I am back home.
My fiancée has gone back to her parents place and Charles is still missing. I was later told by his brother that he had travelled finally to Canada and had apologise for the short notice. I know Charles had escaped being confronted with his guilt. But I know he can run but not hide. My fiancée has been pleading that it was the devils work. She said she did not know the charm Charles used for her.
She has refused to tell me how long Charles has been sleeping with her though she swore the time I caught them was the first. How do I believe her? The wedding in two in two weeks and I still do not know what to do. Do I tell my family and cancel the wedding or should I forgive my wife to be.
This is the dilemma I have found myself. I love my wife to be but how can I live with the thought of seeing my best friend Unclad on top of my wife? Should I cancel the marriage and look for another woman or should I accept her apology?
matured comments please ..

amokeme:
I bet if this was the other way round, the guy will be praised and called a "sharp guy" hypocrites everywhere!
If he was related to you, a friend or someone you know, ill understand. But this is just plain silly and shows he was actually checking the girl out too. Cause I don't understand why he didn't concentrate on the game he went there to see.
What makes him think the bf is a saint?? They might both be playing themselves for all we care.
Mehn loneliness is bad, who gets tipsy in a life game? This guy is the definition of loneliness!
Guess if he had a date to the game, or any other friend at that (be it male or female), he won't be poke nosing. Get yourself a girl and stay out of people's business!





****modified****
I missed the part where he said she was pregnant. Who cheats with a pregnancy?? I don't want to believe they are dating.he could be her brother/cousin or friend. Cause the whole thing doesn't make sense. People should mind there business still

Doubleagent008:
Job 2: 10a says it all

Marlvin:
ma'am if We all date tall girls , who's gonna date the short ones? thought you said you gonna be soft ' this gonna make a short gurl sad.

HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies?


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful.
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?

CharlesNneji1:
Oh lord, you are so dull. Lol, just kidding.


We are not talking sex here and how to get it from hookers, we are talking attraction and real girls

Look at it this way. Let's turn it around.




If a girl who like you, walks up to you and tells you she likes you. Let's assume it's perfectly normal for a girl to do that.



Then the next week, she starts sending you money every two days even though she is boring, she can't hold a conversation for long, she is too insecure. Will that make you fall in love with her.



Like, would you stay up all night thinking of her just because she gives you money or will you be glad you've met a mugu and start thinking how you will take advantage of her.


Saying that money gets love is just like saying that you will fall in love just because a girl gives you sex every time you ask for it.



Think of that. When you use money to go after a woman you become a mugu, not a lover. Attraction is way deeper than what money can buy


If you pay for sex, there are guys - just like you, who don't. They get it free of charge, hommie, just because they have skills.




People like you are the ones who console themselves that money will bring them love because they don't have the nerves or the skills to get the woman they like now. So they hope and pray that it will get all better when they get money.



My guy, with money - you are still the man you are. If you can't handle women, she will marry you with your money and have a guy who can handle a woman outside and then take that money you feel you have and be giving that guy.




But again, I'm sure you are a ladies' man now already with all your money. So don't mind me.


Epic response to a clueless one
Cheers

CharlesNneji1:
Oh lord, you are so dull. Lol, just kidding.


We are not talking sex here and how to get it from hookers, we are talking attraction and real girls. Epic response

Look at it this way. Let's turn it around.




If a girl who like you, walks up to you and tells you she likes you. Let's assume it's perfectly normal for a girl to do that.



Then the next week, she starts sending you money every two days even though she is boring, she can't hold a conversation for long, she is too insecure. Will that make you fall in love with her.



Like, would you stay up all night thinking of her just because she gives you money or will you be glad you've met a mugu and start thinking how you will take advantage of her.


Saying that money gets love is just like saying that you will fall in love just because a girl gives you sex every time you ask for it.



Think of that. When you use money to go after a woman you become a mugu, not a lover. Attraction is way deeper than what money can buy


If you pay for sex, there are guys - just like you, who don't. They get it free of charge, hommie, just because they have skills.




People like you are the ones who console themselves that money will bring them love because they don't have the nerves or the skills to get the woman they like now. So they hope and pray that it will get all better when they get money.



My guy, with money - you are still the man you are. If you can't handle women, she will marry you with your money and have a guy who can handle a woman outside and then take that money you feel you have and be giving that guy.




But again, I'm sure you are a ladies' man now already with all your money. So don't mind me.



Cheers

funkyibodude:
Can't Mbaka STFU, this deranged priest sef

funkyibodude:
Can't Mbaka STFU, this deranged priest sef