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Na near my aunty house you wan go do am. Enjoy jare!!!

Ijogz K:
Don't mind her she's been busy with Ijogz K

I see. Little wonders!!!

@idowuogbo I was sent back to come and get you.

Na wa for una. Bin gbagbo my dear how we dey do val naw?

That awkward moment when Otooro can't see I am back.

That awkward moment when you forget the spellings of your name.

@Homar you sure say you miss me so? How val naw?

Point of correction na Agybabe not Ajybabe.

ARareGem:
Hello, how have you been?

I am fine, thanks! And you?

I understand what the op is going through
Op sef na my brother from the same town (Ikom town).
Bros just know that many ladies out there are devilish and unavoidably wicked. BE CAREFUL!!!

Happy Valentine!!! I dey my caban dey do my own val with my TV. No time for val jare!

@idowuogbo shey you no dey miss pesin ni. Since which dey you see me last for here?

I have been busy. No be BIS cause am ooo. Just took sometime off. Missed you all *blows a kiss* one love! Spread the tidings I am back. I haven't seen Ajibel.

This is serious. People are here picking. I am looking.
I want to spend it alone!!!
With myself!!!

That awkward when someone opens a joke thread on Nairaland and you got in just to find bunch of jokers insulting themselves and acting immature and you will be like "is this a joke or a poo?"

That awkward moment when the breeze blows up your short skirt *winks*

An awkward moment when you see your crush and the moment when you are about to form and display, someone slaps you

That awkward moment when mum is doing the dishes and you slipped in your plate into the sink when she wasn't looking

#OMGSOAWKWARD#

I see.
Happy valentine!!!

@mukiz I know you are surprised to see me here today. It has been a while. I have missed you guys.

That awkward moment when sutoboy doesn't know who Agybabe is and claims to love her.

That awkward moment when people think they are funny, when they are just annoying

That awkward moment when you are doing weird stuffs and you realise someone has been watching you

That awkward when you dropped a banana peel and later slipped over it

That awkward moment when you look left and right at a one way road

That awkward moment when your pen disappoints you when you about to write down a girl's number

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced and people think you are so stupid

That awkward moment when the lecturer is talking to the whole class but chooses to stare at you alone

That awkward moment when you are pretending to look for your homework when you know you haven't done it

That awkward moment when you are copying a friend's assignment and the lecturer walks by

That awkward moment when you are answering a test question, and the answer is so obvious yet you are doubting yourself.

#OMGSOAWKWARD#

@booqee I have missed you all

She will break your heart. Be careful!!!

Not that there isn't gonna be time for the celebration but I just want to be left alone that day.

No val for me and I am more than happy!

Actually Nairaland is a site that made me look at love and life differently unlike how I used to. Especially this Romance section.

It built me and I imbibed some kind of maturity. So I expect a guy who visits nairaland to be matured and fully groomed and to be up to date.

I haven't met any here. But I love Nairaland. It is another world entirely.

I have been away for sometime now from Nairaland. Please what is the meaning of NPJC?

*enters thread*

Happy val jackpot

*exit threads*

That awkward moment when you signed in to a chat site and met a friend online, you sai "Hi" then discover after a minute that they have signed out #so rude#

That awkward moment when you mum says "son I need to talk to you" and you start thinking of everything you might have done wrong

That awkward moment when you wait for a reply and you realise you were the one who didn't reply

That awkward moment when you were singing a song on radio and suddenly the song stopped and your voice was louder and everyone will look at you like huh?

That awkward moment when you realise you phone isn't in your pocket and later realized you are holding it

#OMGSOAWKWARD#

That awkward moment when I missed Nairaland

That awkward moment when you hold a door for someone to pass through but they use another door

That awkward moment when you text someone and fell asleep while waiting for a reply

An awkward moment when you had a missed call, then you called back and you begin to wonder if the person just died after 3 seconds.

That awkward moment when you hand someone your phone to check pictures but you find them browsing through your messages.

That awkward moment when someone asks you what is wrong? And they are your problem

That awkward moment when you are left with a friend and you guys didn't say anything until the other friend comes back

That awkward moment when someone says "Hello" and you reply "Good thanks"
#OMGSOAWKWARD#

Happy valentine @all

*enters thread* hello
ARareGem you have got a cool joke here.

I don't know what is wrong with you guys. Imagine you insulting the president. Haba! Even if he is not doing it the way we want it, does that warrant insults. I get sick and fed up whenever I see BC, message, comments, etc insulting him and his first lady. Just let them be. You guys should think of better things than kill yourselves over someone who the power is already in his hands. Strike isn't the way forward. I know some people will ask who am I to him, I am a fellow citizen who hates insults. An optimist and myself. So my dear(s) stop it. It is an act of insolence. Thanks. Call it or me whatever you want but I have said my piece.

They are ugly because this thread is ugly!
*chuckles*
But ugly or not ugly, they have the cash to spend. So do you have any problem with that?

Because of distraction and commitment.
They don't just worth it!

Pidgin english is bliss, sweet and interesting.
Vamoose- run
Fashi- get out
Bone that side- forget it
Katakata- trouble
Kpatakpata- all and all
Free me- let me be
Sidon- sit don
Comot- leave
Wetin- what
Dey flex- enjoy
Paadi- friend
Paadi dem- friends
Ashi- h.a.r.l.o.t
Gragra- unstable
Yamayama- rubbish
Nyamaa- gross, Poo
Wayo- cheat
Jeje- easy
Gbam!- yes
Gbosa- hail
Flex body- rest
Pepper- money
And so on,

The situation is tempting. But you know what will make you a real man and make her feel pains and keep your present lover?


I will tell you. Say no to her proposals, make her realise you can get to the top without her. That you love her no more, that you have a new chick with brains. She is gonna be feeling like a god over your destiny, she will surely stab you at the back again and I bet you, this time it will hurt you x100. Let her realise that your life isn't a tool that can be used, dumped and used again. Give yourself the respect. Work for your way, and in that way, you will just earn yourself some cool respect bro. One day, don't be surprised when she says "I am the reason why you are making it today". Be a man! You rely on her if you believe you won't make it in life without her. So sit up and start doing some good thinking. Note- Ladies can be so smart and cunning. Don't fall for it!

I have spoken. If you like open another thread of heartbreak, I go blast you! *smh* chilena

I agree with Nj Girl.
What nonsence! Guys love to think money is everything to a girl. Money can't buy love!
@poster has she given you any reasons to doubt her. Wake up, act your part well and let go of that insecurity syndrome you have got. It is never ever gonna help you! If at the end she goes on to the other guy, not her fault atall!

Happy married life!

Na wa o