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Love ends!!!!

@190 and idowu I no get una time
@misophista thanks

All of una wan provoke my yabbing skills shey!
I sure say una head dey heat, little wonders why una brain dey leak of airconditioner water! Asap!

@donkolie the tallest man for your village  пo fit climb mango tree and if he siddon for ontop maggi, him leg  no  go  touch ground.
You eat bread finish and you use the nylon sew condom.
The richest man for your village, na wheelbarrow be I'm car.
Them send you make you  go  buy family biscuit, you  go  they pack all  your family come
Them say make you  go buy chinese balm, you  go  dey fight chinese with bald man.
You blow cattarh put for plate, you  go  tell you parents say "mama, papa see our morning akamu
You drink coke you come dey arrest bottle
You drink burukutu finish, you  go  they dry belle for sun
You say you wan commit suicide, instead to put the rope for neck, na for belle you put am because you  пo breath well.
You see  two kulikuli dey fight, instead of you to seperate them, you carry one eat.
You mess udala fruit (agbalumo) tye scarf.
"DON'T TRY ME"

They are doing that already!

I know u aren't deaf, but I can understand that the sound of that loudspeaker may soon deprive u of γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ listening. I said youghurt asap!

@190 and γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ dogs continue putting yourselves i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ shame! Bladerdash!

"Immortal"
"Return of Micheal Jackson"
"Not man enough"
"Caring but unromantic"
"Love is more than gifts"
"Trauma"
"I want out"
"Prisoner"
"Beauty and the beast"
"Stalker"
"Bugger"
"Hacker"
"When ​L♥√ع dies"

@190 have u got any problem with M̶̲̅ε̲̣? If u got, make sure u don't cross M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ path! Bingo asap!
@idowuogbo na u sabi, п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ comment!
@all 1 love

u are always welcome!

Kai! See yabbings! I better п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ talk so that miscreant п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ g☺ provoke M̶̲̅ε̲̣ and M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ keypad!

Making mountain out of a molehill! Criticizing people and blablabla. Keyboard in trouble! I have got better things to do than type insults day in day out!

Please barman have u got youghurt? Huh?
*catwalks over to jackpot* *bends to whisper to his ear* thank u for paying the bills.
*moves back to her seat*

Take it or leave it. I A̶̲̥̅♏ referring to all virtuous ladies i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the world.

This advice was passed along to me from a counselor; it was great to hear so I wanted to share it.

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.

If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.

Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that’s not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve

then heck no, you can’t "be friends."

A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.

Don’t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don’t stay because you think "it will get better." You’ll be mad at yourself

a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who’ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.

He didn’t marry them when he got them pregnant,

Why would he treat you any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.

If something bothers you, speak up.

Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man’s behavior. Change comes from within.

Don’t EVER make him feel he is more important than you are, even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god.

He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else’s man.

Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you allow him to treat you.

All men are not dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending, compromise is a two-way street.

You need time to heal between relationships, There is nothing cute about baggage. Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.

You should never look for someone to complete you. A relationship consists

of two whole individuals. Look for someone complimentary, not supplementary.

Dating is fun; even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes. When a man always know where you are, and you’re

always readily available to him—he takes it for granted.

Don’t fully commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need.

Keep him in your radar but get to know others.



Share this with other ladies.

You’ll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate

them, a day to love them, and an entire lifetime to forget them.

rakel05:
Let me Ansa my Questionz,

1st ,   Since the questions says,Imagine! Which means To assume or crate mental images which is not present to 2 the sence,the only way to put an end is to  STOP IMAGINING!! (u dey here dey crack ua head )

2nd,  D surgeon was her MOTHER. She'z d one who has the legal Authority 2 call him Son and claims it.

3rd,  There is Notin lyk half hole,A HOLE is a HOLE! No matter how small it is.

4th, b4 any match begins,the score will be (0-0) and dat'z wat the Man predicts and he's right. (lollll)   
   And finally,
5th,   Since i took 3 apples out of 5apples and D question demands How many apples do i hav? den I hav THREE APPLES, if 2 say d question demands how many left,den its 2 apples.
     
  MERRY XMAS in Advance, MORE puzzles 2 come sooN!  Mis'd  u all.   

Istknight u try but u failedno2 and 4.

com my house for your kiss

I admire and ​L♥√ع γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ brains. Can u post more of this?

Lmao

Nice ones kellynoah

drnairalov:
Christmas Special x

Q: What do KONdollione  and a Christmas tree have in common?

A: his balls are just for decoration,

What the f*ck. **FAINTS** *REVIVED* this is serious!

I have seen God face to face. He get A̶̲̥̅♏ phor golden teeths, shoes like canoe, eyes like M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ own and he carry M̶̲̅ε̲̣ phor him legs!

Booqee will surely make proud. Haters keep off

п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ was about to eat the forbidden fruit before I fell. Thank God I didn't. Mind u M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ bed is an executhief one

Idowuogbo:
^We b FELA! *we are u no dey for d samemu category*

VOTE FOR STUDIO OUR PRESIDO

*Fires gun shots*

ATTENTTTTTT-------IONNNN BABA

Baba ni yen, who dem besSssss we don 2 dey lay low for termites.Una no look face Taaaaaa!,bado fire dey goooo oo kirikata kirikata kirikata baby okwu , I say I go cause wahalaaaa.OYA PING D VOTE WIV your BLACKBURRRIII, VOTEEEE FOR CHANGE

*laughs and falls from Apple tree*

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=827314.msg9798187#msg9798187 date=1324314392]Agybabegabe.  but dont they have sweet names in Nigeria  like Suzie, Shuquana or CIndy? [/quote]They don't, that is why M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ parents gave me a Greek name "AGATHA".

A bottle of Maltina and fried meat

Thank God for M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ life.
M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ ​L♥√ع is not blind, it is very sharp. I don't do poo for ​L♥√ع. Loving u is M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ choice.

Abeg make una give jackpot

Who's headache is that anyway? Big and matured girls don't g☺ those silly things. There are better things to ask for, like γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ "HEART"

I can never do that, even to discuss it with him sef when asked, п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ way!

tellwisdom:
shattaaaap, wat is romantic abt this?

Blind bat!

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=827423.msg9786465#msg9786465 date=1324151439]oooh my sweet heart u dump me abi? [/quote]п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ naw, I п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ fit do that one, but if u try A̶̲̥̅♏, I fit п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ send oº˚°º≈º°˚ºo! u wan give M̶̲̅ε̲̣ plaster for M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fine face? ​L♥√ع na gentle thing naw!