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Ewooo! Abeg una fit kill person for here oº˚°º≈º°˚ºo!
Kai! Anyway wetin una get for menu jare?

Good one

Because u have to take her out. And u are not a man if u dump her now!

I ​L♥√ع this. So romantic. Please post more!

If na one, п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ qualms. Haba! Three!
Those family member, why do they choose to forget it i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his apartment! Why can't they come back to look for it? How come did it fell off their ears? Were the both of them playing hide and seek game?
Better wise up, because life is not always maybe this, maybe that.
@poster tell γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ friend to ask his fiance to invite those family members, so she will see the earrings falling off. Not compulsory! But that is rubbish!

Lady's and mama's earrings are different. We know one when we see one. Stop fooling!

Guys who are romantic are really the most wanted

But if u aren't don't force it

It is over!

Just passing by. Thought it wise to drop by and say hello. How are u ladies and gentlemen.

**FAINTS**
*REVIVED*

Why is that everybody dies and fall from trees these days? The year is running to an end naw.

Mrs. Chima is right sef. Shey na surname I wan chop. If a man bears degrading surname, he should forget it. A good name is better than riches.

Besides there are better things to look out for i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a relationship, than just fighting over surnames.

Since u think u know women's problem. What will u do? Will u let us be? Just don't let it be too much nor too little.

M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ own sincere advise is for u to sit on the fence that is having broken bottles and barb wires!

Asap!

I think a barber will advice u better so as to keep γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ relationship.

Smart toaster!

γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ script is a good one poster.

I don't know what to do, die or fall from a tree. Maybe I will faint!

**FAINTS**

If she was single, u committed fornication.
But married, adultery.
Sin is sin. Ask God for forgiveness.

What I hear people call that type of a person is "thinking killer, loneliness killer".
u were used as a tool to keep her company.

**Does sign of the cross**

Cry because u will miss her kinda lady, special and unique.

Don't cry if u are fed up already but be sober!

@crown prince, how will u feel if γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ current date dumps u for a better man.

Look at u signature which says "I don't follow the crowd but M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ conscience"

Do u really have conscience?

M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dear ladies on NL later, these guys will start posting about a cheating girlfriend!

u don't ​L♥√ع her, infatuations is γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ sickness, get a drug.

u may have her but I bet she will grind γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ heart to powder beyond repairs. I know fine girls naw.

Think with γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ eyes closed!

How I wish I can answer  γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ question but lemme see.

Who are u? A banker or a doctor?

A banker might flirt for a rich lady who pays huge sums into the bank.

A doctor might flirt with a patient who is pretty on that sick bed. Mostly Ajebutters! They sabi sick ehn.

Get a job among the   and get the reasons to  γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ answers poster.

I don't just bother myself to search for the right one, there is п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ right one, but know what u want i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ that faulty or fake one and stick to it. Sometimes not all the qualities we desire are i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the one we have found but u can make bring out want u want from him or her.

Enough luck to carry u through u search!

Some, so as to avoid stress. For instance if a rich man marries a lady from a poor home, lots of financial problems of the lady's family will be on him. So marrying the same set and class of a girl will ease that burden.

E.g please pardon M̶̲̅ε̲̣ here, but look at the president and wife. Who is from a more educated background? The man! The woman sef sometimes bleeps up while giving a speech. So some men avoid taking chances and g☺ for their class.

It also brings them familiarity because they are both rich.

Now some will think if incase as being the only one who is financially bouyant i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ an affair, at a short or long run and there is a breakdown, a poor lady may find it difficult to help, but an equally bouyant lady will take it up, so that is one problem.

But I hope all these mentality are balanced, but u won't blame them.

Instance u are a very rich chick and u g☺ for a poor church rat, how will the world look at u. ​L♥√ع u will call it shey? True definition!

God just need to help us.

A mugu is someone a girl doesn't loves but she enjoys what comes from him.

She collects a lot and give little or nothing i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ return.

She doesn't show him (mugu) off to the world as "oh friend this is the sweetest man after M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ heart, the one I have been living for and will die for". But rather it is "oh friend this is M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dear who has wiped shamed from M̶̲̅ε̲̣, taking good care of M̶̲̅ε̲̣ and making life sweet to live i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ for M̶̲̅ε̲̣" she might not even introduce.

Such a guy, if rich is a mugu. Asap!

Now let M̶̲̅ε̲̣ read other comments and get a joke to laugh with before bed.

Please permit M̶̲̅ε̲̣ to laugh.

Efulefu and lefulefu should be the same people.

Anyway they ​L♥√ع us because i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the Bible Adam said "This is the bone of M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ bone and the flesh of M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ flesh". So tell M̶̲̅ε̲̣, won't u ​L♥√ع γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ rib bone or γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ skin? u will do a lot to protect it right and cherish it. So u are made to ​L♥√ع us and we to ​L♥√ع you. But doing that kinda thing is madness. ​L♥√ع is gentle.

I drop M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ pen!

Oh God, please let it be that a ϑa̲̅Ɣe will come when jokes will make the front page. Amen!

And give us good jokers. Amen!

The joke was heard or copy, written or pasted, edited and modified and posted by Bin Gbagbo.

I know that!

Poster is a newbee
So don't insult him

@Poster u need to be serious here

I want to see that by next year, jokes will make it to frontpage. So let's post something reasonable please.

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A pity I don't evict, I encourage!

*enters thread*

What going on here?

This is not funny but u can make it to be.
u are not expected to laugh but u are permitted to laugh.
Don't insult people unnecessarily.
All u have to do here is make this thread spicy by adding yours.

So now tell M̶̲̅ε̲̣ wetin I п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ fit do.

Shey u fit swim inside red sea?
Shey u fit use dry grinded pepper do pamcake?
Shey u fit use iceblock as antidote for cold?
Shey u fit use rope do g-string?
Shey u fit use kettle handle do earphone?

ℓ☺ℓ

Please add una own make we laugh!!!

Shey for fb?

Pharoah are u okay?
Please re-examine yourself

Abeg better people make we yarn. How we g☺ do A̶̲̥̅♏?

I nominate jackpot again +100
He deserves it.

Add M̶̲̅ε̲̣ first

Abeg make una come make yarn
How this xmas g☺ be nah?