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kokoA:
Barman, put her order for my bill I go pay but. . .

but what, conditional samaritan?

jackpot:
*watches those swinging swaggaliciouz hips*
*thinks out loudly: she can be a good bar-tender, sure guys gonna go gaga. . .dey're trippin already *

nne, do you mind if you fill our vacancies as a bar-tender. We pay times 3 what our rivals pays including some fringe benefits like weavon allowance, chewing-gum allowance, lip-stick allowance. .all tax-free. .
33cl or 50cl?

alright offer accepted but i need a personal business car and a well furnished flat. Hope you have breaks too?

As for the drinks 33cl each.

jackpot:
*goes up to Agybabe and presents her temporary appointment paper letter to be confirmed within 24hrs*
woooh, we've got a Miss World as our new receptionist/bar-diva. Check out those cute profile pix.

my order please. Anyway, when should i start?

I never had nobody and never dumped anybody. Who told you that rumour?

wow! I never knew there was gonna be a chance for me to laugh. Even my parents and siblings don pursue me enter room, my maale don dey cast and bind, she think say na ogbanje spirit as i dey roll for ground. Rotflmao.

Wow natty you are also a novemberian! I am wishing you long life and properity. Hope you are enjoying your day with style. Love you girl.

Godmother:
You dont like them and you took the pain to download their pix from fb and post it here. Hmmmm,
If you come like them nko. Wetin you for do

of course we know what he can do, no need to say it here

sauer:
invading others' privacy is certainly not a good thing. DO you have her permission to post this pic?

i wonder o

blabber15:
If u dont like it stop looking at it. Don't start creating silly threads about it. You just wasted at least 5 seconds of my time!;->

he wasted my 5 seconds.

bin gbagbo:
oh babe,just take a sip, 4 the sake of our love!

but dear you know that is my policy. No alcohol

Studio CFR:
Dies!

somebody please help! Bring hot water for revival.

Ajibel:
I vote for Agybaby

which post you dey vote me into?

bin gbagbo:
jelous crazy Vulture!

of course, i know he won't get away with the way he just spoke to you.

*catwalks into the bar* *takes a seat* please barman, i need a mix up of maltina and fayrouz with emm emm emm fried chicken. Thank you.

rotflmao.

hmn. Imagination in progress!

bin gbagbo:
dont worry, i ll give you stout























*still erect*

But you know i don't take alcoholic drinks.

Beync:
Nice sript, Nollywood would like this story

obviously not bad at all

Smilenw:
Fake or not,he did the right thing.

waste of time

Even the topic is not in line with the story.
@poster i weep for you o.

bin gbagbo, jackpot and Ajibel.

Hmmn. Now what's the point?

Is this for real? What now happens to the marriage vows over some hours ago.
@poster post pictures.

Na wa o! Pheeew. I need a drink!

I wonder why he didn't wash his face after waking up!

eyah. My dear!

Hello dear bin gbagbo!

Now i get why a thread is called dumb.

I never knew hours can leap, but i thought its only february!

Why not write them out because i can't see it clearly.

Dedicated to me?! Funny it is! Thanks dear.

I am here. Why should you use my name in your topic? Death and mortuary i don't joke with it. Jackpot. Ajibel and bin gbagbo was this a set-up?

lilkech:
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We know say na u b d man. Why u 2 dey like to dey 'dream' self? imagine under this hot sun you are dreaming while pushing that 'kuli-kuli' wheelbarrow.
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*nor b say na betta dream self, na MOON & STARS* , if u like no sell your market finish, u sabi say Ajahaji go 'woze' u beta slap your 'testicles' go run enta your belle back and your mama go deliver 'unbilical' cord for sokoto

kai! chei! You don finish this guy kpatakpata.
@poster was that a joke?

Just passing *waving*.

I only commented to encourage you.

I swear that joke really got me rolling on the floor and laughing till my sibling kept silent to look at their laughing sister. 90% rated. I try o.

bin gbagbo:
i now understand Madness has no CURE!

but i can prescribe a compressant. Please i never meant to get on your nerves.
[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=793775.msg9460778#msg9460778 date=1320169072]Why are u guys so disappointed? This thread was created by bin gbagbo for christ sake!![/quote]really? I never knew he could create something so funny on the contrary.

I can't make a smile let alone a laugh out of this so-called joke. You try sha!