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I guess you had a very stressful day today because this joke is not funny to a drunkard let alone myself. I think this is a dream you had. Anyway i want to help you interprete it. It is about you and your wife in future. Please i want you to send my condolence to her in advance before, before, i repeat before going to farm anytime from now. Lmao. Please don't take it personal.

lmao.
The drunkard never knew he was going to the same bar. Little wonders!

ROTFLMAO. Banana why na? Your mates said theirs'.

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what is that one?

kabukabu50:
A real man does not need to put down or berate women to inflate his ego, This goes to all your cowards on nairaland who do that for a living.
Yes,Im talking to you men on here.

Quit doing that  and maybe you might earn some woman's respect.But until then you are a limp wristed man-child if you put down women.

cried when i saw this. Some are just so immature. Goosh!

So sick. Was he looking unto God for the crown with the way he pose? Anyway he must do a thanksgiving to God that i wasn't the judge. Congratunobia sha. But know say them just dash you sha o.

last year

Then i was facebook freak, couldn't do without it but now it doesn't move me atall. It affected my relationship negatively a lot and positively just a little.

Mine is 6,570. Big but small.

What a brand! His fan will rush the pure water brand like okirika bend down select, The owner go sell o. Even NAFDAC approve am. Lolz.

Sincerely we are human and we know the economic situation of the country. Besides Christmas is around the corner. In as much as it is wrong to keep the money, some might want to reserve small of it. Return it and God will use your honesty to reward you. The bank will rate you high and might reward you. Don't bother if the manager will misappropriate the money, you will be free at last from guilt. Return all of it please.

uk1960007:
Crown Prince,
I and my friends laughed our heads off last weekend about your deception. You have shown yourself to be disrespectful of nairalanders, and probably think you can hide behind this faceless cyberspace and keep changing your stories and blackmailing whoever your so-called Ex must be.

We have decided to actually investigate you lunatic, and we've got you. We have tracked your cyber footprint to several social networks. On nairaland alone, you have used several usernames including last_apostle, dozmann, kofsy, and now Crown Prince.

Folks, read the following posts by this same narcissist:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-647069.192.html - He Beasts Me Severely – 15 April, 2011

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=780217.msg9323622#msg9323622 – My Ex Blocked My Nairaland Account[/font] – 12 Oct, 2011

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=784625.msg9367871#msg9367871 - How Will You React If Your Fiancee Accused You Publicly Of Infecting Her With Hiv Virus – 18 Oct 2011

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=787924.msg9402150#msg9402150 – His Girlfriend Locked Him Up – 23 Oct, 2011

What got us thicked off was that not only have you been absolutely malicious, but you went so low as naming the girl's school and discipline in one of your responses.

Listen guy, you are a wicked liar, and we've got you. We have so much information about you online, and will reveal your true identity to this online community if you attempt to mess with our collective intelligence anymore. You better get a life! It is not surprising that she left you, because you are horrible and evil!

We have punished you for being a jerk. You know this to be true.
Enough is enough from you!

unbelievable son of a gun that poster. So he is a liar?

Honestly i don't know. But my nose from mother, face, height from father, behaivours from both.
I think i resemble MYSELF.

Pessimism

Lolz, Revolution in the world indeed.

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Deliver me oh lawd! Not tempted but teased. No. 2 and No. 18. OMG!

edicolove:
Its important you dont make assertive statements except you are double sure. I dont think I am wrong or confused. You my friend dont understand the process

You cannot say a number added in between is wrong because, the system is not a mind reader to know if i am dialling a wrong number or not. I am amazed at your statement. The system selects the first 11 digits. Simple as that.

Secondly, you cannot select a number first, check if it is wrong before discarding the excess numbers. It cannnot work that way because sometimes, the number you are checking for, is on another network. So the system is set to copy the first 11 digits before dialling and it is the receiving server that indicates if a number is wrong or right. And if thenumber does exist, the receiving server will have to connect you because it cannot tell if you are calling the wrong number. The system does not read the human mind to know if the number you dialled is right or wrong. Na wa for you o!

Of course you are right but the poster was talking about after the 11 digits another mistake was made. Pls don't get me wrong.

edicolove:
As an ICT person, this is a blunder, not a plus like some of you want to make it look like. Take an example where i wanted to dial 08036774827 and I mistakenly add a wrong number, say 5 in between. That is 080367 5 74827. Now going by what we have now, it will automatically select 08036757482 and ignore the number 7. That is a recipe for confusion. That mean i will dial a wrong person who will anwer his call and probably tell me wrong number. But that again poses a security risk of its own. The system should always flag a wrong number once it is more than the regular number of digits.

I don't think you get it. If you add a number(s) in BETWEEN is WRONG, but if added AFTER the number is RIGHT and will select the first 11 digits. Understood? Don't be confused.

In Nigeria today, it is mostly believed that women gossip, men discuss. Do men really don't gossip too? Is it always discussion they spend their time together doing? What can they really gossip about? If you go to men gathering and find them talking, the question that is asked is ''What are you guys discussing?'' and not ''What are you guys gossipping?''. But in the case of women, it is mostly the other way round. The question is do men discuss alone, don't they gossip, what do or can they gossip about? Your views needed male and female on NL.

I have gotten the message of the tattoo. The tattoo comprises a lady that looks almost exactly like her, on her head is a rose flower and her hair made to cross over her shoulders- she dresses sometimes like that in movies (signifies a beautiful lady). Then there is her hand holding a heart that has two devilish horns (signifies wicked heart). The message of the tattoo is A BEAUTIFUL LADY WITH A WICKED HEART. What do you think?

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Ajibel:
Watism is happenism to this Agybabism. Guess u are high on bin fartgbo's alcoholism or hard liquorsm

fraternitism

Ajibelism, how was your dayism? Mindism you, i don't drink alcoholism but i can drinkism soft drinksism.

Don't think of leaving her, train her if you are capable. She is ambitious, intelligent, a wife material,, what else do you need. Invest on her. I understand if you think she would become exposed and jilt you, do it as if you are serving humanity but if you still have a feeling about this send her where young boy are rare. If she is trustworthy then you don't need to worry. She will be your wife and a good one if you play your cards well. If you still don't want to loose her, go to her family and do the engagement rites. Hope you understand me?

The tatoo is ugly, she should have drawn an angel or better still herself. I pray she doesn't make me dislike her way of life.
Somebody was asking who Tonto Dikeh is? She is a Nollywood Actress.

@poster take it easy. Try and win her heart totally, she might love you but you have not given her reason to be wholeheartedly. Make her realise you are better of her other b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s if you love her. The text on her phone is bad but beat the guy to it. Let it be you she is referring to. Work it out. You can hardly know if she cheating except if she wants you to. That is the little i can say for now please.

@poster learn how to love your wife, you claim you tried to create the feelings, no i don't take that, all you need is to allow it to come from within. You have forgotten, for better for worst? She even has a child for you, did your parents also pushed you to get her pregnant. It is believed that it is a person one loves that he/she has a child with. You will surely love her, just that you are shutting the door of your heart against loving her even when you say the opposite. If she is fat then you must take steps to make her what you want her to look like. Your ex should be made to realise you are now married, if she comes back to your life, sooner or later she will dissapoint you. She may think of what you did by not standing by her and you went to marry someone else then later divorcing her again (your wife), she might behave strange. Learn to love your wife and put away your fantasies with your ex. Be wise. Good luck.

Apart from bad government. Nigeria is very unique- the people, food, diverse culture and language, the swagg, etc (endless list). North, south, east or west, 9ja is my home.

Ask her what she really wants and try to be creative. But i do not think it may work because once bored, always bored. She might not be meant for you.